₦airaland Forum

MadCow1:
Forensic and Behavioral Analysis:: He is definitely Yoruba by his looks and the fact that he pissed inside a bottle and on the chair.

His name is most likely Kayode or Femi or something with an "Olu or Ade" in it. He Is not well educated, lives in the slum like Mushin or Agege and has bad hygiene habits. Probably attends a White Garment Church and likes to eat soups with lots of oil. He talks loudly and and speaks with a horrible accent.

Find someone in your area with this description and you have found your perp.

One idiots been watching to many True Detective episodes.

debo07:
I'm hearing about him for the first time...lols

He is a music royalty in the U.S. I don't understand why, but he hugely respected.

AreaFada2:
It does as Ijebu-Igbo is in SW. Only one? Really? That was the propaganda, right? I know quite a few. Last time I checked both Doyin Okupe and Abati come from SW. While is Adeshina's appointment more than GEJ appointment two SW people?

Still does not make sense. Show me all the overall appointees first, then we can determine the stats from there. But i really don't care though.

AreaFada2:
And they said GEJ marginalised the SW.

I don't know how you contribution concerns my earlier post, but one appointment does not mean anything.

thunder74:
Yes, we warned you all
APC...
Change.
So far, all the major appointments are over. Imagine a meeting where Nigeria destiny is discussed and see the list and zone of the members in attendance.
President. - north
Senate president north
Speaker of the house. North
Chief Justice of Nigeria. north
President Court of Appeal. North
Secretary to Federal Government. North
National Security Adviser. North
Chief of Staff. North
The language at the meeting will be in hausa.
The opening and closing prayer in Arabic or hausa
The Agenda? North
Note, Osinbajo, Ekweremadu and Ladun may not be invited to the meeting after all they are spare tyers, can't remember when I used my spare tyer.
These are his appointments so far:
Director-General of the State Services, Lawal Daura; Acting Chairman of the Independent National Electoral Commission, Mrs. Amina Zakari;
the Director, Department of Petroleum Resources, Mr. Mordecai Danteni Baba Ladan;
the Accountant-General of the Federation, Alhaji Ahmed Idris
the President’s Chief Security Officer, Abdulrahman Mani;
State Chief of Protocol, Mallam Abdullahi Kazaure;
Aide- De-Camp, Lt. Col. Muhammed Abubakar; and
the Senior Special Assistant on Media and Publicity, Mallam Garba Shehu.

And this is the reason for all the problems in Nigeria. Until every citizen considers him or herself as Nigerian first, then and only then will Nigeria move forward. As far as i am concerned, i don't care who is appointed, all i care about is performance. As soon as you all voted for him, you gave him a blank check to do whatever he wants, within the confines of the law that is, to get the job done.

oatzeal:
http://saharareporters.com/2015/08/27/nigerian-ambassador-us-ade-adefuye-dead

Rest in Peace to the deceased, but what the hell does this mean? "Mr. Adefuye hailed from Ijebu-Igbo in 1947". The Nigerian education system is in shambles i tell you.

P.s

I fixed it for you though. "Mr. Adefuye was born in Ijebu-Igbo in 1947"

dainformant:
God bless the Nigerian soldiers who have dedicated their lives for the security of this country.. The crushing of the Boko Haram insurgents continues as the Nigerian troops have reaffirmed their commitment to end the menace as soon as possible following the directives of President Buhari. Pictured are slain Boko Haram terrorists during a recent onslaught in the north east....

http://www.nationalhelm.com/2015/08/the-battle-continues-graphic-photos-of_27.html

Jeez. so Nigerian soldiers still wear grenades on their uniform. That's just dum.b. You are supposed to put it in a pouch. What if the pin gets yanked accidentally?

vizkiz:
will you shut up there!


Gerara here mehn!

Lol......she had that coming, didn't she?

MrFlavvor:
Really? Enlighten me.

Can't help you there. You need to go to one of his concerts, then you'll understand.

Obascoetubi:
Unbelievable but true!15-
Year-old Nigerian girl,
Kimberly Anyadike
becomes youngest pilot to
single-handedly fly cross
the USA
read more.. http://kogistar..co.ke/2015/08/unbelievable-but-true15-year-old.html?m=1

Yeah right. America won't give you a drivers license until you are at least 15 na pilot license dem go come give you?

MrFlavvor:
D'banj backyard dirty no be small

Na dis kain old man D'banj wan follow sing song? SMH

Obviously you don't know who Bono is.

sonofananimal:
BROS.

THEM CALLED THERE OWN SOCCERY, THERE ARE INTO WITCH CRAFT IN AN ADVANCE WAY.

RESEARCH ABOUT IT

Someone is living is 'lala' land. You need to go out and explore. I promise you your perspective will change.

adesegun121:
It happened today at the University of Jos medical school. The boyfriend of a female medical student named Chinenye Umeh disrupted a lecture to propose to her. It caused an uproar of course because this has never happened before. According to the eyes witness, the girl first ran out and the guy had to run after her and brought her to the front of the class to propose to her in front of her classmates/friends and the lecturer. It was so romantic, other students cheered. Congrats to the latest couple.

http://www.gistmelove..com/2015/08/man-disrupts-girlfriends-class-in.html

So, people still live in jos. People get liver sha.

divAnnie:
So you have to wait until a snake attacks you before killing it abi? You won't have to wait for long, before you say 'chai', it would have dug it's fangs right in your as-s.

You took the words right out of my mouth. Some people read too much yahoo pages.

sonofananimal:
WITCH CRAFT!!

WHY WILL A SANE WOMAN PUT BEAD ON HER WAIST

I DON'T FIND THAT RUBBISH ATTRACTIVE.

Ever wondered why the western civilization, who don't believe in this voodoo crap are thriving, while we, with our archaic mentality are stuck in the 10th century? makes you wonder huh.

abbey621:
Nice advice but very unlikely! 40% of your income on investments? Isn't that a little high? Let's assume the man makes 150k a month, 40% of that is 60K, he's left with 90K. Oh right you also advice saving 10% of income so he's left with 75k. Let's not forget tithe, he now has 60k left, food and transportation would take at least half of that leaving him with 30k. With 30K he'll give family, girlfriend or wife, pay for recharge cards, probably want to buy an extra pair of pants and/or shirt, Nepa and water bill remains. This is just my own little analysis, I didn't even factor in taxes, faaji money and other miscellaneous

Tell me you are joking. There is a reason they are called INVESTMENTS. That's why some people are rich and some are poor. Nobody said it's easy. If it were that easy, everybody would be rich. Suffer now and enjoy later.

Taiw:
I just got employed to work in a startup sub-company(formed as a result of diversification) that is leveraging on her parent company(an engineering firm). The sub-company is into eCommerce and I am the only software guy handling the platform using opensource. I feel I am not really learning anything new, I code less and besides the company is yet to make her first sales. We are still putting things in place with the support of the parent company. The job is on the mainland and I stay on the mainland. The fear is that i will be under pressure especially if sales are not coming in

While trying to settle down, an IT firm came calling. I kept posting them by delaying my resumption date but they want me on board as soon as possible. As a matter of fact, they want me to start next week. I even tried to renegotiate salary even though both salaries are almost the same. They are offering to make me undergo a 6 months training in advance programming during my probation period. Its a place for me to learn more and is inline with my career ambition considering my degree and the fact that I love programming. The bad side is that the job is on the island and I will spend more. Its an already established firm with headquarter in usa. While the former is just starting out, but her parent company also has offices in usa and uk and are ready to patronize the sub company.

I plan to start my masters(full-time) in unilag very soon which is inline my the latter. shuffling the masters programme with island will be a bit difficult than on the mainland.

What do you advise?

In as much as i don't believe your story, i will contribute so as to help other Nairalanders faced with this kind of problem. You need to employ the blind test method. Next time you receive a call or email from your prospective employers, don't immediately answer or open it. Subconsciously you are going to hope it's one particular one. Whatever that "one" is, is the one you should accept. No matter the advice you get here, you are going to follow your subconscious's advice.

Kadiri Street of Fadeyi Lagos State was thrown into pandemonium as they were awoken to the sight of a dismembered corpse, who was brutally murdered late last night between the hours of 9pm and 10pm. Witnesses however said before the victim was murdered in cold blood, he was seen drinking at a joint located on brown-lane subsequently a brew ensured between him and the assailants. The assailants who where about six in number shot and repeatedly stabbed the victim to the chest stomach and face, before dragging him to the back of my house, where he was dismembered and dumped. Another witness had also reported that as at when the victim was been dragged, he was still breathing and pleading for mercy, but all his pleas fell on deaf ears. The witness also added, that having dumped his body behind my house one of the assailant suggested that the victim wasn't properly dead, the assailant therefore stabbed the victim repeated again to the chest, face, dismembered him and also suggested that his body be dumped on the rail track or in the carnal. Traces of blood could still be seen flowing from the scene where he was stabbed to where he was dumped. As at the time of filing this report, it has not been known what might have caused the rift between the victim and the assailants and his identity is yet to be ascertained. We are however excepting the police to come move the corpse.

OP...you sure you know the meaning of dismember so? All his extremeties look intact to me oooo.

Aminat508:
awon okunrin sha, eruwon mahun bami



Toyin maabinu jare, jebure awo olugbebe.

Bi aiye se ri ni yen. Sungbo, ode ni bobo yen sha.

Hawlahscho:
I dodged d bullet though

Lol. . .

EggovinMma:
please are you talking about the Standard British English as against all Englishes? ?
Young man, English is subject to context of situation. You speak only for mutual intelligibility and not to Impress.

Indians, a country with very large self esteem! Bleep the British!

Speaking of errors, can you'all spot the error above? "hint"

Westadon:
https://www.naij.com/526242-revealed-top-10-reasons-lagos-men-going-village-girls-wives.html

From the perspective of a village guy.

As much as it pains me to say this, but i think a coup is what Nigeria needs. Then they need to do what Jerry Rawlings did in Ghana; wipe out the old guard and start all over. Ghana is better off for it today. The rot in Nigeria is too deep that generations unborn have been tainted psychologically. Corruption is a normal thing which in a normal society is not normal.

princealexndre:
you guys should keep on hating.....the guy actually showed his fans love.....nd they love him 4 all he did .....well i was there

Thoughts of a hungry man. I've been to a few concerts both home and abroad and i've never seen an artist do that. Only in Nigeria sha.

OP must be blind. Women from the North should take the top 5 spots. Not only are they beautiful, they are extremely classy as well.

As if Obasanjo did not do worse.

HungerBAD:
Source?

--Modified-

So Vanguard that i use to respect wants to put this hard working Government in a bad light? not a problem. President Buhari is an Honorable man, and will keep to his promises. As Long as Saraki and Dogora are ready to pass it into law in their Chambers,then i dont see how this can be a problem.

This man is barely 6 Months in Office, and all these PDP Hallelujah singers, are just grasping on any straw of criticism against this Government. It will not work, and Project Nigeria Will Be Great Again is on the Match.

Sai Buhari.

You haven't asked how it is sustainable. You haven't asked how they can keep track of who get's it. You haven't asked if this won't cripple the economy. But, you are letting poverty and desperation influence your response. I pity Nigeria.

walexy30:
Taking out the ' P ' does not make it correct. It seems wailers like you are programmed to be confused.

Damn, i fell into the trap. You have the skill. Most people with no debating skills have that same skill. Find a way to move away from the point i made initially. Good try though.

walexy30:
I searched my dico, online, wikipedia; I could not find the word " PSYCHOPHANTIC". Mr. Man, don't you think you are the stupid one?

Dumb retar.d. It was a typo. if you can't decipher that, then you are truly lost. "hint", take out the "p"

Tkester:
Government of propaganda and mouth action!

Nigerian dream indeed!

You need to understand why leaders in Nigeria talk like this. They understand that Nigerians are naturally s.tupid and psychophantic. There are people on Nairaland who will say that what obasanjo has said is true. Tell me, isn't that s.tupid and psychophantic?

ebubemicky:
Tufiakwa!!! U dey see well at all

My thoughts exactly.

KUNZEH:
STRONG MEN OF HONOUR NEVER DIE

Google "honour" again and come back and re type your post. This time, remove Obasanjo.