₦airaland Forum

Keneking:
Behold the next president of America... Donald J Trump

You must be talking about Merica. Because the America i no is not Nigeria. They think of their future before doing anything.

pweshboi:
LOL, now this is funny. Bro I appreciate your point of view but let me enlighten u as u feel it's only lazy people and people that do not like to take responsibility for their decisions and actions are the ones that pray. My brother even though you like it or not Nigeria is our own and it will never spoil rather we will continue to pray for its upliftiment and a better Nigeria. Let us remove ignorance and spirituality from this now... We both know that even those countries that uve mentioned do pray as well for a better life for themselves, we both know our leaders are the ones that are making the decisions in this country and the decisions they make up there is what is going to affect us all. What more can we do than continue to strive hard and never I repeat never stop praying for the upliftiment of this great nation called NIGERIA... You cant rule out the issue of prayer even for our leaders to make things right. Our national anthem is full of prayers and I don't think our gallant soldiers are out there playing as well... If you check the USA dollar you'll see "in God we trust" wats dat? A song or prayer? Our military officers are not being lazy rather they are fighting for a better and United Nigeria while you my dear brother should be asked what have you in ur non lazy and responsibilities taking way done for NIGERIA in order to make it great again?

How has the prayers worked out for you so far? You are confusing hard work, and doing things things the right way with hoping things will be alright. When you pray, you are shirking your responsibilities. Everything wrong with Nigeria is Nigeria's own doing and no one else's. Nigerian's pray to get good leaders but most will vote based on greed and self interest. Everyone know's what the solution is but rather than roll up their sleeves to get to work in fixing it, they are on their knees praying. If i were God, do you think i would listen to people who knowingly do the wrong things but expect me to come help them out of the hole they dug for themselves? And blaming leaders for your woes is funny to say the least. Where do the leaders come from? Leaders come from the citizenry and not from the moon. Nigeria can never have good leaders because the citizenry as a whole are bad. Bad citizen = bad leaders.

DesChyko:
He stylishly criticizedd this administration??

"EFCC, start tracing his account dealings

DSS, search his house for cedis and cefas.

I am for everybody and I belong to nobody"

The deeper meaning is what the outside world already knows. That all Nigerians in Nigeria are corrupt. How else can you explain why a policeman will be comfortable standing in the middle of traffic collecting bribe. It is unheard of. It can only happen in a country where people see corruption as normal.

pretydiva:
u need education more than I do

Really? When you don't know that 99.9 and 100 are the same thing? Lol. Ok. Smh.

ancientbanana:
because pmb n zombies hate good things n are trying so hard to tarnish her image

And you continue to do it. Where in my comment have i said she is not brilliant or that her appointment is a bad thing? Hit the quote button to prove me wrong. Bros, try and base your argument on facts and less on uninformed, incoherent and baseless statements next time. You are embarrassing yourself.

pretydiva:
u see d reason I asked u to read my comment very slowly, where in my comment did u see "all" oga. I said 99.9%. Pls try to digest a comment first b4 quoting. It will do u a whole lot of good. Gud nyt

Which is why i asked first and foremost if you understood English and math. Use Google. It is your friend. Or read a book. When measuring anything, 99.9% is the same thing as the whole or 100%. Smh. Education is a worthwhile investment.

APCHaram:
I thought only NEPA certificate and principal referrals on passing WASC mattered to you zombies?


Well I am not going to be debating you over Ngozi's obvious professional and academic achievements.

She is now on the board of a regional economic bank.


Now go and drink bleach you jealous afonja zombie

You are still doing it. Do you know how incoherent you sound? We are talking about Okojo Iweala, you are diverting to Buhari. What has one got to do with the other? Or what has her appointment got to do with her being called what she is not? Smh. When most mentally redundant Nairalanders have nothing to say, they result to insults or try to confuse everyone with baseless arguments pulled out their asss. It is a condition known as the "Trump" effect. Please continue.

APCHaram:
Zombie.

NOI is a Professor of economics and has been addressed like so since 2004.

Now go and drink bleach you afonja zombie

You are continuing to prove my point. There is no record of her being appointed a faculty member of any known academic institution. Education is a worthwhile investment.

APCHaram:
Zombie

You just proved my point again.

pretydiva:
hello kiddo..go tru my comment, read it slowly dis time.

I did. You need to read it again and understand the ramifications of your thought process. When you say "all" beauty queens are whores, you are basically saying every woman is a who.re because the contestants are selected from different backgrounds and demographics. I could as well say all Nairalanders are thoughtless because of this one comment you made. You can't judge everyone by the standards of one person or make generalizing statement like that. Let's not even forget that being a lesbian is no one's phucking business or having sex for that matter. Or are you going to tell us you are a virgin? My wafi friend say, "all babes are virgins till they get pregnant".

pweshboi:
God will never forsake Nigeria... Gallant military officers #GodBlessY'all

If you really want to succeed as a nation, you might wanna take God out of the equation. Wishing that there is some higher power that will bail or help you out of your predicament is a disaster waiting to happen and which is already happening. If God were a factor, how do you explain the successes of countries like Japan, china, switzerland, iceland, etc? Only people who are lazy and do not like to take responsibility for their decisions and actions pray.

pretydiva:
I will keep on repeating it. 99.9% of beauty queens r wh.ores

Do you understand English and math at all? You sure say you go school? You just called yourself a wh.ore.

kropotkin2:
Still doesn't make her a professor and neither does it make your father too

Gaddem. See as you body slam apcharam. Kai. This is how to argue. Stick to the facts. Nairalanders are too used to it. When they are caught with their untruths and baseless arguements, they result to insults. Well done bro.

I don't get it. The list just describes the average Nigerian.

dainformant:
There was a serious commotion this morning in Cameroon after the busy Yaounde / Douala road got divided (due to erosion) with motorists plying the highway. According to an online report, this happened following a heavy rainfall in the area.. The incident which almost had some vehicles swallowed -has left motorists and road users stranded...

Source; http://www.nationalhelm.net/2016/10/panic-as-busy-highway-divides-in.html

"Got divided", Lol. Nigerians and English is like oil and water. They don't mix. Smh.

ianSweet:
Yes, many Nigerian women develop a pot belly stomach too as soon as they start getting pregnant and giving birth. A good reason for that.

What i don't really understand is why you find many Nigerian men with protruding stomachs, the most annoying part is seeing young men who are just in their thirties and some not even yet married with such protruding bellies. Do you guys get pregnant and deliver babies too? I mean how hard is it to go to the gym regularly and ensure you keep fit?
Some stark lazy ones, once they just get married, they start ordering their wives to pound yam for them every night, eating and boozing carelessly without control.

I am not excusing our women on this too, all am saying is that women have good reasons why they loose their shape after marriage, but men have no goddamn excuse.

There is no good reason for a man or woman to have pot belly. It is a sign of not giving a phuck about your appearance or looks when you let yourself go physically. It is just too easy to look Good and stay healthy. All it takes is eating right and using 30 minutes of your time to exercise daily. Check out my profile. You will see a beautiful woman staring at you. My wife. She was 40 years old this year when that picture was taken and she's given birth to 3 kids. She puts in quality time everyday to ensure she keeps me interested and herself healthy. If you don't take care of something, that thing will leave you.

bumtos:
That's what I'm saying.

That is not what you are saying. It is what poverty and a disregard for life is saying. I know for a fact that mark zukerberb does not go about paying everyone's bills. Even Bill Gates doesn't do it. What he does is exactly what Desmond is doing. He goes about asking people for help to assist the less privileged.

hardbody:
My moniker obviously gives you a ha.rd-on.

I have since moved on, please continue with your crusade of revolution and en mass emigration of Nigerians. Quit calling me out, i have money to make, i only stop by here, unlike you, i dont live here

You've moved on? Seriously? How can anyone move on with a mentality that perpetuates the rot in his own country? Guy, you have some serious problems and we need a remedy. I am here to help you. Just call me.

Garshyzee:
Come i could say thats irrational from u.. cos there are core beliefs that even going to sch cant change..

See why I said Nigerians don't go to school anymore? So because you believe it makes it true or real or a fact. OK. If that is the case, I believe that the earth is flat so it must be a fact and true. Smh.

alaskido:
This is not a bush baby but a baby Panda. A bush baby is what the Yoruba's call "EGBERE". It moves with a mat and a bush lamp.

There are no pandas in Nigeria.

Garshyzee:
So what do nigerians go to school to get?

You tell me. If after going to school and you believe in "bush baby", then there's something definitely wrong.

EVENTSPRO:
That's how one mod who believe was high on dry weed banned one of my guy for 3 weeks for nothing o..... That my guy decided he was never gonna be in this platform again...... I wonder if they ban all of us who is actually loosing...

Especially when you can sign up for a new account in less than 5 minutes.

Garshyzee:
Thought this bush baby thing is a myth

What is a myth is that Nigerians go to school to get an education.

Badgers14:
Hahaha... If you think you are getting that price hahaha... No think am no think am no think am at all..

By the time you are done paying bribe to get the application form and stand in line to submit it... You better go buy one plot of land and build yourself a house.

The bad thing about this scheme is that rich people and there family will end up living in this houses... Think about all the government housing scheme.... Same... If a poor person wants this house, by the time they frustrate you eehn....

Hardbody come and see your wonderful country. See how casually he just said it in his write up? It means it's normal in Nigeria. How you can say to live in Nigeria makes sense is amazing. Hardbody you need to submit to psychological evaluation as soon as possible. You see how one can oppress people with wealth in Nigeria?

Nnamdd1:
Our Nigga.
Fayose's message to the bank is simple, you can't just do any nonsense under my roof.

And that Nigeria is a lawless country where anyone can do whatever they can think of and get away with it.

freya8:
Buhari and his wife have given the social media sth to whine abt for the next few days

You realise they are "whining" on your behalf right?

sukkot:
and what is it i am not that i am claiming that i am ?

your utterances alone proves everything. lol.

sukkot:
why ? you shocked that not every nigerian thinks your version of utopia is heaven ? lolzzz

No. Because someone would claim to be something he is not just to win an argument. Plus the said person has zero clue what we are are talking about. Lol.

sukkot:
the joke is on you bro. i have my illinois state ID card and drivers license here and a british passport if you want to see it. you think you are speaking to a novice here ? lolzzzz america is a piece of shyttt country.

Lol. I go die today.

sukkot:
brother you can fool many but not me. i lived in that piece of shyttt country america for 8 years. its a glorified third world country. how come you have those insurance ? maybe you earn above the minimum wage. those on minimum wage which is like nearly half the population or the homeless veterans cant afford these insurance you speak of. this why people are now living in tents all over america. tent city. people living in their cars etc. its a useless country. dont come and bobo us here

Again, please continue. People are laughing at you. I honestly don't know why people claim what they are not just to win an argument. I like you. I haven't laughed like this in a while.

sukkot:
https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/08/23/article-2192645-14AB5459000005DC-800_634x419.jpg?vm=r&s=1

Lol. Yes, just put up a picture out of context. I am going to enjoy today i swear. I have not laughed so hard in all my life. You are just exposing you lies about ever stepping foot out of Nigeria, because anyone who resides legally in a normal society would know better.

sukkot:
brother, this is the same america you live. hungry people queing in salvation army for food. and yes you need more to buy health insurance if your job is not providing it

[img]https://treesonsanpedrostproject.files./2012/08/009.jpg?vm=r&s=1[/img]

I am not even going to click the link. Guy, i am not rich, how come i have life, property, health, and housing/home insurance. This is the problem with googling. You have to live it to understand it.