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Family › Re: My Friend Needs Help, Six Children No Male Child? by BRATISLAVA: 5:34pm On May 16, 2022
grin With the angle he gave, there is a worse/more evil angle to it. Prostitution isn't the worst thing that could happen to a child.

Kajaard:
Lol cheesy grin cheesy

Brati cheesy
Family › Re: My Friend Needs Help, Six Children No Male Child? by BRATISLAVA: 2:08pm On May 16, 2022
tensazangetsu20:
The probability of them being killers or ritualist is much higher than being Phillip or Ngozi. To be Phillip the op needs to have a ton of money to send them to the best schools Nigeria has and probably and undergraduate degree at an ivy league school.
They could still get to that point in life. Scholarships abound.

If you aren't a killer or ritualist or prostitute, then there's every possibility they won't be, either.
Family › Re: My Friend Needs Help, Six Children No Male Child? by BRATISLAVA: 1:05pm On May 16, 2022
tensazangetsu20:
Same thing too. I just hope the op is a very filthy rich man else he has just given Nigeria more future problems.
One is much worse. However, among those problems may be the next Philip or Ngozi.
Career › Re: I Just Began My Start Up ... by BRATISLAVA: 1:03pm On May 16, 2022
kiako:
1) Now that it is newly started, how do I handle getting much customers since its online

2) How much % is moderate to take as mine, having in mind the business is still going to be funded ?

3) Lastly, what are the challenges / opportunities one should expect and how to make it advantageous to the business ?
Get a pro business plan, not the nonsense sold at cheap prices. Nobody online understands your business better than you do.
Family › Re: My Friend Needs Help, Six Children No Male Child? by BRATISLAVA: 12:59pm On May 16, 2022
tensazangetsu20:
I just hope the man has money Sha else he has just added more potential future oloshos to the Nigerian society cry cry
Any potential son will be an armed robber, murderer, serial killer or ritualist. Pick your poison.
Family › Re: Most Men Wouldn't Marry If They Understood Women Well by BRATISLAVA:
cococandy:
And y’all better respect it. Because talking as if it’s JUST pregnancy tries to minimize the fact that it’s life she’s giving to the world.

If all she did was get pregnant and have kids, she’s already done more than you have or can do. regardless of how much money you make. If you doubt it, use your money to mold a human being inside of you.

End of!
Bolded will be the rise of breast envy and transwomen in Nigeria on naira land. Lol.

You began it grin
Education › Re: Buhari Orders NITDA To Subject IPPIS, UTAS, U3PS To Integrity Test by BRATISLAVA: 12:50pm On May 16, 2022
airsaylongcome:
Still doesn’t get it Bratislava. See “defense”
LMAO!
Romance › Re: What Do You Think Is The Most Beautiful Word? by BRATISLAVA: 12:48pm On May 16, 2022
Magnoliaa:
You people are attaching the reason of their meaning to it?

Anyway, I find so many words specially beautiful but words pertaining to LIGHT or its quality take a major place in my heart- luminescent, incandescent, illumination, radiance, coruscant, scintilla, fluorescent, dazzling...
You do have some beautiful words there.

The day I discovered coruscating in a book that described solely light entities, I was thrilled (don't ask why I was reading a book in which each character was a light). Light certainly has some beautiful words.

Credit and received remain all-time beauties.
Education › Re: Buhari Orders NITDA To Subject IPPIS, UTAS, U3PS To Integrity Test by BRATISLAVA: 11:22am On May 16, 2022
grin grin grin grin

No wonder the lecturers are striking.
airsaylongcome:
Na wa o Bratislava. Na real wa
Health › Re: My Rotten Teeth Is Driving Girls Away From Me, Please Help by BRATISLAVA: 7:37pm On May 15, 2022
DeRay98:
So, at 38, you came to NL to find help for dental issues abi?
There are no more dentists in Nigeria?
I sorry for you sha...
That's how you know the questionable threads. Same guy had a fiancee.
Health › Re: My Rotten Teeth Is Driving Girls Away From Me, Please Help by BRATISLAVA: 7:32pm On May 15, 2022
Choilila:
How come this is urs?
https://www.nairaland.com/6809548/family-says-cant-marry-because#106865299
you never got a girlfriend, yet your 4 years relationship is about to go down because you are a SSCE holder.
LMAO.

Thank you so much for this. naira land topics from males are all lies to get people to bash females.

Pics of his cavities or this is another fantasy thread where ladies will be told to endure such so that they can feast on his nonexistent money and get married to him. Anything to push their agenda.

How much is the rate for these tales? Seems lucrative.
Health › Re: My Rotten Teeth Is Driving Girls Away From Me, Please Help by BRATISLAVA:
One of the stories behind the red pill adherents.

Girls are useless is because he's in the forest. Girls cannot be trusted, because they themselves are untrustworthy. Some have health and spiritual conditions that they use to hate females.
Family › Re: My Wife Slapped Me & I Beat Her But She Refused To Go To Father's House by BRATISLAVA: 10:14am On May 15, 2022
Inosky:
You need to take your child and end the marriage. Imagine your wife threatening you that she'll deal with you. It's not an empty threat!
His child? The sort of advice you see on this forum is terrible.

Who and who own the child that you're telling him to take his child, when it is actually their child?
Health › Re: Men Are Shockingly Ignorant About The Workings Of A Woman's Body (photos) by BRATISLAVA: 12:32am On May 15, 2022
Farfalla:
Shiloh is an annual prayer event hosted by Winner's Chapel where believers gather together to meet God and pray for specific needs, offer thanksgiving, etc. It's so big an event, it goes live in all the branches of Winner's Chapel globally.

As with any gathering where believers gather with the expectation of receiving impartation from God, people will obviously attend it with different (usually major) prayer requests. The sick, the unmarried, the married but childless, the poverty-stricken, the japa crew anticipating visa, etc all gather here for intercession against those unpleasant circumstances surrounding their lives.

Among all the believers who attend that spiritual programme, it's the 35-year old "menopausal" spinster that makes the event famous because it has become synonymous to "the place where frustrated single women sojourn to when they've hit rock bottom as they can't find any man to marry them."

Get it?
Lol. I get it. So it's a church event and not a place.

Always imagined it to be some commune for spinsters. But it looks like old men would be there too, looking for their missing bones from Eden. And miraculous means through which they will scam or murder the populace. Interesting.
Family › Re: My Wife Slapped Me & I Beat Her But She Refused To Go To Father's House by BRATISLAVA: 11:14pm On May 14, 2022
Anfieldboss:
Men hate being forced to do something. The woman is wrong trying to exert force on her husband to do something for her. It is not a matter of the man having the resources to grant her her request. It is her coercive, forceful approach, utter disrespect for her husband and being abusive bith verbally and physically, that made her husband not to grant her her request.
Don't make it a gender thing.

Everyone, even women hate being forced to do something. Yet they behave themselves in the name of "submission". Not because they like it.
Family › Re: My Wife Slapped Me & I Beat Her But She Refused To Go To Father's House by BRATISLAVA:
LilMissFavvy:
I was laughing here when I saw one foool quoting me, saying that even if the wife were to have her own money, it would not be a guarantee for her to spend it on frivolities. That same foool who dropped that comment, didn't see anything wrong with the man wasting 20k on frivolities. These men are so selfish'.

After cutting off a woman in her prime, turning her into a mother who is still hussling in the university, soon, she will be dumped as a baby mama, or abandoned as first wife in polygamy. People work to fix their marriages, but here he has already chosen to pick another wife or pick prostitutes'.
Nigerian man cheats on his wife: that's not fair, bro, why is she complaining? It's the audacity to complain for me, my guy! Bring in another women to threaten her position, she will fight for you. That's the solution.

Nigerian man cheats on wife: bro, you can't eat the same rice everyday. Get another plate. That's the solution.

Nigerian man cheats on wife: OMG, bro! You've been dying in silence. I feel so sad seeing men in the same situation as my grand uncle. Marry another wife, she's not giving you peace of mind. Sleep with another one, isn't it t0t0 still? That's the solution.

Nigerian man cheats on wife: that's my guy! Show these women pepper, they deserve to be cheated on. We're still hurting from what one of them did to our gender since 2000BC. Get another wife or sleep with another woman. That's the solution.

Nigerian man cheats on wife: guy, we are gay, but you know what? You're straight. So just rubbish her anyway, let's watch her cry. Get another wife, or have sex with another woman, too. It will sort everything out.

Nigerian man cheats on his wife: say no to simping! The red pill gospel will save you. I will save you. When it goes bad, just blame her. Her body isn't snatched. She's got hoe vibes. Let's help you insult her. Marry another wife or cheat on her as if you will get an award for it. It's all her sluttty fault. It will sort everything out.

Nigerian man cheats on his wife: she's guilty. Just have sex with someone else anyway. She will come around. That's the solution.

Reading their threads is getting boring. There's a one size fits all mentality, all women are like this or like that. They come online to lie and twist the story round, and expect that because they are male story tellers, that they will be believed. Or that their grand scheme will remain secret.

Over to the woman haters to bash away at. The mods behind it are getting desperate going by the rate at which they churn out these topics.
Health › Re: Men Are Shockingly Ignorant About The Workings Of A Woman's Body (photos) by BRATISLAVA:
Farfalla:
They also want Mother Theresa's personality with a manageable dose of schizophrenia. She should be as calm as a dove, help the less fortunate, but should also be crazy enough to liberally raise her middle finger on live TV.

You'd imagine that with age their crazy expectations will get more realistic as it does with women when they get older...naah. You'll come across a man born in 1974 (do the Math) still demanding that his woman should be a rocket scientist, have J-Lo's shape without surgery, be a Tae Kwon Do black belt and should be able to nurse him back to health after his prostrate operation. It will also be an asset if she can fly a helicopter. grin

Their expectations and preferences are not even an issue. It's their business. It's their combinations that amuse me. I don't know which logic makes one to go out in search of a Mother Theresa who twerks for a living and a kind and compassionate gold digger who donates her blood to the Red Cross society. grin
LMAO! grin grin cheesy


You won't give me stitches today.

The boldness to expect ridiculous things from women, then turn around and say any woman who has such demands from men is not ready for marriage and should go to Shiloh prayer grounds when she's 40 is funny. Same men that idolize getting married at saggy 50 to nubile 16 year old girls. Funny, ridiculous people.

NB: these free adverts they give this Shiloh, where exactly is the placehuh
Health › Re: Men Are Shockingly Ignorant About The Workings Of A Woman's Body (photos) by BRATISLAVA: 5:20pm On May 14, 2022
Farfalla:
In which world are men's demands not much? LOL! grin

The same men who want a woman with her own money and property, but she must also not be above 21 years of age?

The same men who want freaky sex from a virgin girl? Or the other lot that demand a homely, God-fearing stripper/twerker.

The same men who lament that modern women have high body count/mileage but cannot stay in a relationship without sex? Yet he cannot use his famed "logic" to reason why the hell do majority of women have "high" mileage? Mileage that he himself contributes to?

The same men who encourage women to keep fit after marriage, but claim that Yul's first wife was too fit and that's why he went for a woman with a fuller body?

The same men who don't want gold diggers, but encourage each other to hustle hard in order to attract these same gold diggers they resent?

The same men who dislike women with kids, but at the same time mock the 27 year-old women without kids with chants of 'menopause' (putting into consideration that the Nigerian menopause comes earlier than the rest of the world at 27.5 years)?

You mean these are the people whose demands aren't much? Okay o.
LMAO

Most of these men need a slab of marble and chisels to get started on women. They are way too choosy with unrealistic expectations.
Family › Re: My Wife Slapped Me & I Beat Her But She Refused To Go To Father's House by BRATISLAVA:
Ishilove:
Another episode of Things That Never Happened.

Your column in Hints magazine would have been called "Marriage Palaver: Marital woes of oga Cletus"
From his high brow residence to not having money for a sack of rice to him paying for a prostitute, and him wanting to marry another wife, I think we can tell why she is running to churches in a bid to curb his polygamous genes. If the story is true. Because the story is crooked.

Let's hear from his "aggressive" wife. His meek lamb cable flogging response isn't sound.
Family › Re: My Wife Slapped Me & I Beat Her But She Refused To Go To Father's House by BRATISLAVA: 5:12pm On May 14, 2022
LilMissFavvy:
That is why it is good for a woman to have a source of income. If she had her own money, she would have bought what she wanted.

Very bad that she fought her husband, and only she knows if she truly wanted a bag of rice or she needed money for something else.

The same man who said he didn't have money for a bag of rice, had 20k to pay for hotel room and prostitute'. He also says he will start patronising prostitutes',. The marriage is already ruined.
From his eagerness to have sex twice in one night, he has been looking for an outlet to continue the wh*ring that has been in him since before he got married.

An issue at home doesn't mean running out for sex with strangers. He always wanted to do this, he's probably been wanting a second wife and that's why she's going to churches for prayers to stop him from doing do. It's probably one of the issues in his marriage that he carefully steered clear of, so that he could start the usual peace of mind nonsensical talk that Nigerian men hide behind when they feel too good to work on their relationship.

Does he give his wife peace of mind himself? You'd be surprised with the response. We need to hear her side of this story.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Russia Cuts Electricity Supply To Finland Over It's Plans To Join NATO (Photos) by BRATISLAVA:
1stGenAmerican:
Motor engines have been evolving over the past 20 years, moving closer and closer to clean energy. Emissions policies became stricter then fuel efficient vehicles started replacing regular ones. After that, automakers began incorporating hybrid engines, and now fully electric vehicles are growing in production and use.
Realistically.

I mentioned the sustainability of these green/eco solutions themselves. This green talk sometimes violates its very ideology/principles.

The end of the oil age has been touted for decades. Yet, E&P geared up once shale production methods were advanced. Fracking continues. The largest CO2 footprint makers are still jetting themselves from one green meeting to the next and posturing. And Teslas are still very cheap. We're still going to space on nonrenewables. And some other hypocritical stuff we knew since the Arctic began melting. But we've been recycling for ages. Switching to biodegradable materials. Etc.

There's a lot to be done.

But let's hope there are improvements. 2040 isn't all that far off.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Russia Cuts Electricity Supply To Finland Over It's Plans To Join NATO (Photos) by BRATISLAVA: 11:03pm On May 13, 2022
1stGenAmerican:
The US is cutting the production of gasoline engine vehicles in half by 2030. Counting mine, there are 5 electric cars on my street alone. Other countries are even more advanced in the transition to clean energy than the US. It’ll be here sooner than you think.
What commodities will they use until then (2030)? And
all the exploration and production companies out there, what next? Guessing these electric cars are very, very cheap with sustainable production themselves.

Realistically.

A lot of posturing for the next few decades. Hopefully, technological advancements will help the green world come true quicker.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Russia Cuts Electricity Supply To Finland Over It's Plans To Join NATO (Photos) by BRATISLAVA: 10:21pm On May 13, 2022
God1000:
Russia will equally feel the negative impact, revenue will drop.

Clean energy is what many countries are working towards achieving now
In which year (realistically)?
NYSC › Re: Deborah's Murder Reminds Me Of My Service Year In Yobe by BRATISLAVA: 9:34pm On May 13, 2022
omobolarinwa1:
no one is angry nor upset...cheers
Thanks.
NYSC › Re: Deborah's Murder Reminds Me Of My Service Year In Yobe by BRATISLAVA: 9:30pm On May 13, 2022
omobolarinwa1:
I heard you.thanks
Take care. Don't be too angry always. Life is more than religion. It's about lifestyle.
Celebrities › Re: " Women Are More Intelligent Than We Men " - Majid Michel by BRATISLAVA: 9:27pm On May 13, 2022
Excuzeme:
E Pain'am grin
Stale. Everyday the exact same words. You need to learn something new.

"Smart" is suddenly intelligence to these males. Spits.
NYSC › Re: Deborah's Murder Reminds Me Of My Service Year In Yobe by BRATISLAVA: 9:26pm On May 13, 2022
omobolarinwa1:
I knew you guys will kept demonstrating your mumusco by saying all the verse are not relevant rather it old testamenti agree..but when it come too diving blessing preach by pastors you will admit and even use the bible verse to quaote and stand with the prayer...but when someone point out a old testatement verse in similarly way like i did..you all demonstrate as it was me that wrote it ..


I do ot support any killings by any tribe or religious,but most people on nairaland are hypocrite full hatred tribalism.but bring out those verses meaning to tell you to stop hating and attack every muslims here and worldwide at large..No body is a God stop you should stop assuming and condemning..Good day
You don't even know why you were quoted. It's safe to say you are raging at yourself. What verse are you talking about?

I'm not concerned with the meaning of what you originally posted. I'm not interested in religion or its wars. You don't know why you were quoted and it has nothing to do with what you think it does.
NYSC › Re: Deborah's Murder Reminds Me Of My Service Year In Yobe by BRATISLAVA: 9:22pm On May 13, 2022
omobolarinwa1:
I dont know what tou talking about and stop looking for what doesnt lost in your domakn..
Sorry. Don't be angry.
Celebrities › Re: " Women Are More Intelligent Than We Men " - Majid Michel by BRATISLAVA: 9:13pm On May 13, 2022
Excuzeme:
Exactly!

I knew you wont be smart enough to recognize the "IRONY" (figure of speech) implied in my Post! grin grin

You see why "you" are a Woman?!
undecided
Regurgitated rubbish. You have the floor, male. Gender this, gender that. When will you make sense?

I'm not interested in your multicolored posts. Nobody actually reads all of it. Especially not with your faded keywords.
Celebrities › Re: " Women Are More Intelligent Than We Men " - Majid Michel by BRATISLAVA: 9:10pm On May 13, 2022
JovialJune:
Aggressive oceanic tears above and below coming with full force grin

This is a simple fact men refuse to accept, they are weak, that's why they are very emotional lots, money hungry lots;

* When their ego is bruised, they go to war fighting each other e.g Russia and the rest-----weak men lipsrsealed

* Na them carry religion for head like gala eg Boko Haram------baby brainwashed men sad

* They rather steal, kill and destroy than think with their head on how to make money(these applys to mostly Nigerian men) eg bandits, skull mining, Ipob, cannibalism, yahoo, corruption----inventless lots cry

*On nairaland they created a strawberry pill thread of more than 1000pages to wail about women-----massive cry babies right here cheesy

*99.99999% threads on nairaland, especially romance section, are created by guys to cry of heartbreaks and asking silly questions whether to break up or not (this one irritates me the most)------jobless lots, they need education on emotional intelligence angry

*99.99999% of men on nairaland are tribal bigots, COONS, women haters------weak baggages undecided

So yes mister Majid, we are stronger and intelligent than men who keep destroying the world on per second basis, and we are also wiser than men 100%

Watch them quote me to cry as usual tongue
Madam, you are wicked. LoL!

You forgot to add that some of them are in the closet.
Celebrities › Re: " Women Are More Intelligent Than We Men " - Majid Michel by BRATISLAVA: 9:06pm On May 13, 2022
Excuzeme:
A lot than you can imagine, being a woman. grin
Intelligence is not just for intelligence say, it is used to SOLVE PROBLEMS
A Female Gender that DEPENDS on the Male Gender for "Survival and Solving its Problems", has No Claim to being called more intelligent than that which it relies upon.
.

Its like saying a 2yr old baby is more intelligent than the 30yr old Mother, when the Mother is the one that provides for all her needs!
Is that not "wishful thinking" and an insult to the Mother?


Obviously, you cant differentiate between "Smartness" and "Cunning/being Mischievous".
The latter is where Women excel because Men dont need that trait, just like Smart people dont need Cunning/mischief to achieve their aims.

BTW: If it makes Women like you "feel good", we can oblige them with that title. undecided grin grin
You are still pained with your "gender" and bold/colored words. You typed all that and it still doesn't make any sense.

Because you've "relied" on horses to get you from one location to another, it means that horses are more intelligent than you?

Heavens forbid the logic of men boys like you. Truly women are more intelligent than men.
Celebrities › Re: " Women Are More Intelligent Than We Men " - Majid Michel by BRATISLAVA: 8:28pm On May 13, 2022
toujurs:
Who br this idiot, this one no get sense at all. A woman that rely on a man to provide for her, is what you call smart, You are a mumu man.

After being trained in school, they still come out to wish for a rich husband, Are u kidding me huh, Calling them smart. Guy chill o. Imagine ladies never had a kitten, Omo na suffer o. Bitter suffering.

Go to instagram and see how these women sexualize themselves, after they would come out to scream how men only see them as a sex object.
What does intelligence have to do with "reliance"?

It's clear why women are considered more intelligent than men, by smart men, when we read the quoted comment.

With all the machismo and noisemaking braggadocio of men, it is still women who rule and dominate them. After going to school men are still looking for a person to help them as a help mate,a woman to help them grow. Why aren't they reliant on themselves? They don't rely on anyone for anything, indeed.

Stop lying to yourself.

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