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I was sleeping that way too. Face down, my two legs raised and crossed . Barney so some ppl tell my husband that I am from the sea o . To make matters worse I no come born for like 6yrs.it wasn't a small issue o. My husband didn't have any issue with it but later I guess he was almost believing It has a spiritual inclination. When I finally goes pregnant I just discovered I stopped sleeping that way cos i could t even do that if I wanted too.

@ enochgaga,pls I would really appreciate if u can educate me on the type of gen to buy. Either diesel or fuel. Also, will like to know the best make to buy. I live in Lagos. Need a general for my local church. What we intend to power are:
2 1hp
1 3hp
1 2hp
Some fans
Energy bulbs
Amplifier
Will appreciate ur prompt response pleaseeeee.thank u

Daddy freeze may not really be an Antichrist. He his just one dude that has seen an avenue to remain relevant or heard. I never knew him until this his criticism. The guy is just a mere attention seeker

If u are interested in buying palm kernel oil or cake,u can contact me on 08033667972,08035036932 at very affordable price.our factory is located in Agbara,Ogun State.

goldedprince:
i will put you on nairaland front page soon. relax.
the bad thing is that you wont be around to read it

Go ahead. See painment oooooooo. So u can be this pained. What if wat I saying is the truth too? Must I provide evidence?

goldedprince:
soon, i will mastermind how to bury you and your useless family alive. its just a matter of time

500 of u can't even do that. All u can do is robbery for now so enjoy it while it last until u are caught. So e pain u. Nonsense guy writing rubbish :' so u can attack me verbally. This is how it feels wen u are defamed without evidence. If u don't have any evidence then just let the issue rot inside ur tummy instead of running ur mouth on social media

goldedprince:
there are humans that are ready to say it like it is irrespective of what the outcome might be. she knows she dosnt have solid backup proofs and you dont expect solid backup proofs for stuffs like this. i think she is the type that will say it like it is and accept the outcome

Will I blame u. Were u not the one that masterminded the robbery that took place at Alaba int'l market in 2015. Its a matter of time. Time will catch up with u. For ur information,blessing ur girlfriend refusing to have a baby for an armed robber and a cultist just died. Shey u are on the run and just buy 100# data to be running ur mouth on nairaland. Time will catch up with u. Stupid thief

AntiWailer:
Extreme lessons like one court granting her freedom and another picking her up.

Common.


Most of these men of God are simply business men.

No long suffering or sacrifices.

What has she not said about Pastor Adeboye ?

Has he ever ordered her arrest ?

What has she not said abt Pastor Adeboye? So u knew she was saying trash yet u all believed her and called all these Pastors names. U all believed Pastor David Ibiyiomie was an adulterer. U guys said terrible and derogative things abt the man and said he should proceed to a court of law to prove his innocence. Now he has done that and u are still wailing. His d pastor the Judge? He just did what u all advised him to do. U were all disappointed cos the man am sure came out clean. If the reverse was the case,am sure all of u would throw jabs at the Pastor

Alariwo2:
This one is obviously a liar

Let ABU produce Dino's certificate since it's still with them. All these ones na wash

Will u believe it if they produce it? Won't u say its a lie too?

Joey82:
For clarity sake, Melaye only have a statement of result from ABU. u guys stop mentioning certificate already cos he does not have one.
What we should be asking ourselves is y he's still using a mere statement of result instead of a proper cert.

Madam which university u go abegi. For heaven's sake u ppl should stop saying what u don't know.I graduated 15yrs ago but I haven't even collected my cert. all I have worked with is my statement of result and NYSC cert and i have worked in a federal govt establisment. U don't even need ur certificate to do ur masters degree all u need is ur transcript that is usually sent to the sch u want to do the masters degree and not necessarily given to u. It's very possible he hasn't collected his certificate cos its not TOO compulsory!

shevchenko:
Nigerians are too dumb for my likeing .You don't need a certificate when you graduate .You only need a transcripts .You only need a certificate if its asked for .Your statement of result can be used instead .
Getting a certificate requires clearance from library ,department ,bursary just to show you didn't owe any money while schooling .Nigerians are illiterates

God bless u. I graduated from the university fifteen yes ago and I haven't collected my certificate either. I have worked in some federal govt parastatal with just my statement of result and NYSC cert

abescom:
You are joking right? How did you know I was sarcastically pasting judgment? It is a fact that church is mostly a business in Nigeria. I have been a first hand victim of pastors and can say.

I have not said David Ibitoye is guilty or innocent, I have not even mentioned his name in my initial post. Have I? It is you who is running from the fact because you and many have been brainwashed into believing Nigeria pastors' interpretation of "touch not my anointed and do my prophet no harm."

And kindly keep you 50 cents to yourself.

Oga abeg shut up. If church is mostly biz in Nigeria go and open ya own church business centre too. Dem put knife for ur neck to attend any church? Park for one side joor

Freewoman:
MY WORRIES REMAIN THAT THEY WERE OWN AND MANAGED BY CHURCHES, THEY SUPPOSED TO BE ALMOST FREE BUT NOT, YOU SEE WHY NIGERIAN GOVT WANT THEM TO PAY TAXES AND SOME IDIOTS ARE SHOUTING THEIR HEADS OUT, WHAT A PITY FOR THOSE THAT PAYS TITHS IN THOSE TYPE OF CHURCHES ............... WHAT A PITY,

If u are a Xtian, how much tithe have u paid urself that can run a university. Ppl just sit down in their houses and type wateva once church is mentioned. Pls give us an example of any Christian or Islamic university around the world that is free. Its not by force to send ur children to these universities. Mind u,I am not a member of any of these churches that own universities so u can say wateva.

I am not trying to be tribalistic.I know am not cos I didn't even marry someone from my tribe.this terrible act of being very brutal to maids is so common with women of a certain tribe.My God,u can rarely see one that isn't like this. Most ladies abi women from these tribe can go to the extreme in maltreating maids but treat their own children like eggs. One thing we must all know is that EVERY CHILD SHOULD BE TREATED LIKE YOUR OWN CHILD. U can attack me if u like o cos some already know the ppl am referring to but be very honest with itself,isn't this the truth?

Raphael81:
Ewooooh na which kinda grass

Iroko trees

One of the improvement to be done to our local rice is to make it available in every part of Nigeria. It should also be sold in small bags like 1kg or one derica so that anybody can easily afford to buy wateva quantity. I live around festac and am yet to see where they sell our local rice so am forced to buy the so called tasteless imported rice. I cook my stew with palm oil cos I don't trust those Cotonou smuggled groundnut oil brought to my neighborhood in sacks! If corrupt custom officers and their wives share the imported rice, don't u see the type of sickness with big big names that they die of? Little Wonder those in the villages live for so long cos they rarely eat junks like city people

Oya now,u ppl should keep eating the rice.keep eating the smuggled rotten frozen chicken from Cotonou.drink the so called vegetable oil if u like.if we continue like this how do we expect our economy to thrive.we are all waiting for one magic abi.na here all of us go dey. I watch zee world and I see the type of rice most so called middle class family eat. Archana's mother in sacred ties hand pick the rice she cooks.its local rice but the same India export rice to Nigeria that has been in their silos for ages.our own importers buy sell to us obviously after bagging and putting the expiry date they like.if imported rice is 18k and labana rice is 17k wat stops us from eating our own improved and destined rice

Op pls respond to my mail. How do I get the money across to u and get the ebook. Can u add me to ur watsapp? My no is 08033667972

God bless u op for dis writeup. I am not a rice farmer but I love grown in Nigeria rice. The problem is dat the locak rice is not available everywia. It is not readily available at all. All the same there is no excuse on govt part to give this sector the attention it requires.

Truckpusher:
What's my fuccking business ? Anyone could drop dead anytime.

U are a truckpusher na so death means nothing to u

Mr nwosu has two daughters and four sins. Nkechi is sweeping the floor while mary is cutting the pineapple with a knife.....

Not surprised about this at all at trade fair. Recently I was told my my regular customer there that I buy my baby food from that the market has been invaded with FAKE BABY FORMULA. How can one be so wicked even to infants in the name of making money? Na wa o

PPAngel:
[size=18pt]Jim Ovia as part of the entourage is totally unacceptable to that vindictive sectional bigot but Oshiomole's ashewoe wife is all good? [/size]

Haba, why speak this terrible about a woman like u? Are u that pained? What has this lady done to u to refer to her as ashewo? U must be a very bitter person

Women and our love for money. She didnt kill the man cos he his a slowpoke or forced to marry him. She would av stayed in thrthe marriage if the guy's family were rich. There is a woman in my neighbourhood that is in a similar marriage. To say the man is a slowpoke is an understatement. She was even younger than the victim wen they brought her. Today they have three lovely kids (I know even know how the man sabi road to the woman's something). The woman's children attend the most expensive school in our neighbourhood and the lady who is now almost 30 (her first child is about 15yrs) has a big salon in my area and the house they live was also bought for them.all these are courtesy the slowpoke rich elder brother. The woman still dey the marriage till tomorrow. So no excuse, she must face the wrath of the law. She must have said to herself, dis man no get money and probably couldnt satisfy her sexual urge. Why not just run to the boyfriend without killing her husband

Helipad isnt expensive to builf and moreso because of the dusty nature of daura land, an helipad is needed for the president and its not as sophisticated as d one the op pasted. I dont even know what this sarcastic tanoids want! Get this, Gej is gone and no amount of ur bitter post on nl will bring him back

A helicopter landing pad (helipad) is a landing area or platform for helicopters. While helicopters are able to operate on a variety of relatively flat surfaces, a fabricated helipad provides a clearly marked hard surface away from obstacles where a helicopter can land safely. That is the meaning of an helipad. What the President simply wants to do is take a helicopter directly from aso rock and land in this helipad he will build in daura instead of flying on eagle one to kastina and then going on a long convoy to daura. Isnt this cheaper? Oga op and the gullible tanoids why didn't u google the meaning of an helipad first.

caldermichaels:
Hello, my good pple

This is a joke right? Cos the last time I checked 1gb directly from etisalat is 1k

Mogidi:
I see why Buhari won't be contesting in 2019, the dullard would be nearly 100yrs old.

I doubt he'd stay till 2019, he managed 18 months before his friends sacked him for incompetence the last time.
I predict APC removing Buhari in a palace coup in the not too distant future.
Buhari is however aware of plots to replace him in future by bringing back Danbazau, same Dambazau that stopped then vice president Jonathan from assuming his position.

P:S
Osibanjo should prepare his "poison" discretely, Buhari is not a forgiven person.

I rarely make comments on nairaland though I am addicted to the forum. I have observed u, oremusantus and one barcanista, u guys are the most bitter human being I have ever come across! its so sad that u are all guys. I pity the unlucky women that will marry the three of u! if the three of u are examples of the so called leaders of 2moro then Nigeria will be the most sarcastic nation in the world. u can insult me if u like but I have made my point.

2014 I mean

The spate of robbery in satellite rown is alarming. This robbers operate mostly on sunday morning when people have gone to church between 9am-12pm. This incidence happened this morning. The guy in the picture is Bala. He use to be the mayguard of close 41-52. He is a truck pusher that has been terrorizing the area. Luck ran out of him this morning though what he stole this morning may look insignificant but God just want us to catch hihim.he went to burgle a tailor''s shop. The annoying part is that the satellite town police were called and they refused to come. this guy just came back from kirikiri where he spent 2yrs after a robbery in satellite where he stole #700,000 and household electronics but was caught. He his back to continue terrorizing the area.

though I was fed with all the canned cereal and all what not but I refuse to feed my baby with them. if u read online u will discover its best to prepare ur own baby's food urself especially wen they can take semi solid. go to wholesome babyfood and u will learn lots on how to prepare ur own cereal and puree for ur baby. my bany is 5months and I she enjoys her enriched ogi mote than cereal though I made the cereal myself. she is just so intelligent, strong and healthy for her age. she isnt on the heavy side cos neither I or hubby is big so I dont see how my duta will just be fat. I planned adding well prepared homemade pureed rice and chicken for her with other homemade food from six months. all the same, feed ur baby wat soothes u but as for me, its a no no to canned food or fruits.