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tot:
I can't even decipher head or tail of this comment. If you like, you can be paying people randomly for the "quality" of writing. Maybe they told you Nairaland is a literary site for scam plots. Oshisco.

NL is a place for you to literaly express yourself. And if we more than like and share you we will bless you too.

You be there counting how much I'm "paying people randomly for the "quality" of writing" instead of upping your game.

tot:
Not looking for a helper YET replied someone right on this thread that "he" needs 50k capital.

I am done with this thread. Your scam has been exposed already for everyone to see, so continue having a monologue here.

S.C.A.M.M.E.R

In my own opinion, if anyone sends money it is because you in your own heart feel it is deserved, if only for the quality of the writing alone. And honestly, you all should pay school fees!

The only help she asked for was advice!

Here is what led to the 50k the failed yahoo above mentioned.

frozen70:
Hmmm, anyway thank God for the break up in their stupid relationship

Your mum was foolishly in love with a stupid man, the man took advantage of her status and worked on her

Pls calm her down and reassure her that she will be fine soon

One of the options left now is how to get money and raise her up again

She should take a break from love affairs now and be committed to God with prayers

Lastly, she should forget about the idea of marriage and can as well get a lover but not a lover that she will pack to his house or the one that will want to pack to her home too

We don't have to rule out her romance life, we have to be sincere with this

Raise who up Did you not see where I beat her for her 60k?

Be sincere!

budaatum:
Nice hot water in the shower one day when the showerhead says, "buda, you a perfectionist".

"Me?" Asked buda, hot water washing down face.

"Yeah you", says showerhead. "buda, you are a perfectionist".

buda look at the showerhead nice hot water washing off head and goes, "You're tripping. I ain't no perfectionist! I ain't never done anything perfectly in my life!"

Showerhead goes, "exactly". And kept showering hot water on buda head.

It took a while, but buda eventually realised buda didn't do anything because buda wasn't perfect.

10 whiles later and flaws are buda perfections.

Somewhere it is written that the Light is Atum!

RonKenoly:
Wanted to accuse him of that, but it would be futile.

Very futile. But today being a good day, you might get away with it.

Accuse, lets see.

CanadianNaija:
I actually thought the Op was a young girl, until I read her exchange with the people that called her out.

She/He na scam, and I hope you’re not one of her/his other accounts that scammers use to talk themselves up.

Perhaps my faith in you is misplaced, but I do not believe you are so brainless that in a thread about her mother being jazzed you yourself will be jazzed. Its just not possible you are stupid like that.

Do your research and call buda, jazz!

RonKenoly:
I am sorry Sir but you can't think for yourself, no need to continue with this discussion.

Funny. I would have thought I can think for myself is the reason you are not thinking for me!

Mirror mirror I'm not sorry!

RonKenoly:
I am bitter because grown ass men can't reason logically without sentiment.

Mirror mirror on the wall.
Who the sentimentalist?

geoworldedu:
Then there's no need for Buda to be here.

Thankfully, that's not for you to decide.

Enchantaurl:
Thank you. They just decided to twist everything. Somehow they expect me to know about the terms and conditions involved in taking loans. A fraud I believe will be enlightened about this before posting such.

You have enough worry. Ignore them.
They are bitter a 17 yo girl expresses herself so well.

Enchantaurl:
My elder sister kind of isolated herself from the family and she's in school too hustling for herself. My elder brother who is the eldest is also a student and in ibadan, I'm the only one close.

They probably seen mummy for what she is and refuse to let her drag them down with the little resource they have. They should have warned you though. Tell them like you told us here, asking for nothing. They should know.

Take a gift when you go, and please have return fare!

RonKenoly:
Yeah you did.

That's is what someone asking for money would want you to believe.

Make you believe you should give her your money you work hard for? Is that how it works on you?

Did she accuse you of jazzing her mummy, Kenoly?

Enchantaurl:
Stop being daft and slow!! I don't know much about the bank process but your common sense should tell you that a Yahoo boy/girl won't leave loopholes like this. I'm not asking you to help me. I will work and will be fine.

Enough of the PM's please �

See! She will work and she will definitely be fine.

shejane:
Find another way to scam cullible ones cos dis ain't working and u choose a good age to decieve people with, the country is hard no doubt but still get a job.

She did not ask us for money o!

Or did I miss it?

FuckDaMods:
Why will i take yours as joke when i had no business with you? Are you the op? Is it your rice?
You are the one that needs to think before you open your mouth next time. Bye!

Its a public forum. You post here we all read it and will comment if we wish to.

Your own will better plenty.

Enchantaurl:
I don't understand, she's my mum and she promised to give me back. I couldn't say no to her.

Couldn't then, just like she too couldn't.
I'm not blaming you. You wouldn't, now.

Tecno66:
Try such experimentation in naija, you are likely to go back home with your food. Everybody will be looking at you like, them send you? Na me you wan take do ritual things?

I think it depends how you do it.
If you sabi, your own will better.

FuckDaMods:
Take a look at these frustrated lots.. Someone cannot crack a joke again because your bitterness? I reject every form of your spirit in me or my close ones. I'm not the cause of your problems, tell them you didn't see me.

Why did you not take our comment as a joke? Not funny right? Bitter?

You and your own will prosper. Next time think.

prettigurl16:
yes if you are guilty of any of the aforementioned in my post

I am Nigerian btw

Me I'm not guilty. Are you dirty?

Teach your son how to read.

OkCornel:
Man has been wired to recognize the truth by intuition and also by conscience once he encounters it.

Remember Ihe and i's axioms? The one's you say without feeling the need to provide evidence for? This, is one of them.

Wired? How, please?

Successdude:
If I may ask you now, what proof do we have about afterlife ??

What "afterlife"? When you die we will put your dead body in a box, dig a hole, drop the box in the hole and cover you up and go and get high.

Must we prove it to you?

Work de sweet dem, abi na chopchop?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZJnyDqu4lc

All of us?

Where you from?

You all must love. Or are we all just agbayas?

Enchantaurl:
Good morning, elders.

I, 17 being the eldest at home then and a jambite, elder ones are in school.

kingjrofficial:
For calling all men Assholes...

You're an Asshole too

Don't mind her.

Men are pigs!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qaNh2G8Tw_k

Na there you de? Hear am well!

“The position is that we take him to be a secondary school leaver.”

Pay your tax jor!

Martinez39:
You always stand out, thanks to your feminist foolishness. Let's assume the op's story is true. So you mean her mum was stupid because she was brought up to believe "her successes and accomplishments mean nothing unless there’s a man attached to it to whom the credit can be given"?
What about men that abandon their family because of some b!tch they heavily squander their money on? Are those men raised to believe "their successes and accomplishments mean nothing unless there’s a woman attached to it to whom the credit can be given"?

Please, no one raises women that way. You invented that because, as a feminist, you are a specialist in manufacturing the societal and individual oppression and subjugation of the female gender from thin air. The mum was just too stupid and that stupidity is similar to the stupidity of people parting with their money because of the words and cunning of a prosperity preacher. Good day.

Why blame feminism for her stupidity, 39?
Did feminism make her invent and manufacture?