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Family › Re: Advice For Unmarried Man Before Getting Into Marriage. Married Man by bukatyne(f): 7:29pm On Apr 29, 2020
irunoko:
I'm sure the weed smoking king must have swept her off her feet and bamboozled her with the glamour of royal life in nigeria whilst hiding the baggages that comes with it (likelihood of polygamy etc) thinking she will be enjoying exclusive rights to monogamy in a Nigerian palace as if the rest of the ladies eyeing the throne are blind or deaf especially with a royal community phenese grin

As for the op I have already answered his question
Where due diligence comes in.

What is life like for a King in Nigeria?
Family › Re: How Do I Train A Healthy Child? by bukatyne(f):
You are attempting to do a hard job:

Bring up a son that will not repeat his father's footsteps and yet not feel contempt for the father not goof enough to be emulated.

As an aside, do you know if the father is OK? This lock down showed people shege.

And I think a male mentor is needed. The closer to family, the better.

Only a man can bring up another 100% rounded man.

God be with you.
Family › Re: Advice For Unmarried Man Before Getting Into Marriage. Married Man by bukatyne(f): 7:11pm On Apr 29, 2020
irunoko:
grin

She wants to be treated like a Jamaican princess that the king will be at her beck and call? cheesy
Hahahahahahaha

Ms. Macaroni jonzing on a bicycle grin

The owner of this thread has left it for us o embarassed
Family › Re: Be a good person by bukatyne(f): 6:56pm On Apr 29, 2020
Capaldi:
Stop thinking like a black person.
I should think like a blue person abi?

Shift. angry embarassed
Family › Re: Be a good person by bukatyne(f): 6:46pm On Apr 29, 2020
The negatives of 'freedom'.

In the olden days, he would been beaten naked in the public square for desecrating the land.
Family › Re: Can Two Become One When The Other Needs Privacy? by bukatyne(f): 4:49pm On Apr 29, 2020
SIR0:
Being secretive
You are still speaking in parables.

Give us concrete examples or scenarios.
Family › Re: Wife Confronted Husband Side Chick by bukatyne(f): 4:48pm On Apr 29, 2020
crackkhaus:
Lol... cheesy

This must be from the stables of Feb Ejiro, Upper Iweka people dem.
cheesy

N800k for grabs in one post just like that.
Family › Re: Nairaland Giveaway by bukatyne(f): 4:45pm On Apr 29, 2020
4reala:
The woman dey look for who get wetin she want wey she go exchange, like generator for fridge. No be say she wan give away anything.

Madam, you are selfish, give away those things u don't need and God will bless you cool
Words and synonyms:

Nigerian; entitlement mentality.
Family › Re: Can Two Become One When The Other Needs Privacy? by bukatyne(f): 4:42pm On Apr 29, 2020
SIR0:
I know that everyone has a right to privacy. But in marriage, can the two still become one when one of the couple really cares about having his/her own privacy?
How do you handle such a situation?
What is your definition of privacy?
Family › Re: Diaries Section Is A Lot Of Fun. by bukatyne(f): 4:41pm On Apr 29, 2020
sassysure:
Buky get bald hair cheesy tongue
So she is jealous of fine hair grin
I don jump and pass grin
cry cry cry cry cry

Gerraway you.

No longer playing with you.
Family › Re: Diaries Section Is A Lot Of Fun. by bukatyne(f): 4:40pm On Apr 29, 2020
crackkhaus:
Woz your own? angry
tongue grin
Family › Re: Diaries Section Is A Lot Of Fun. by bukatyne(f): 4:26pm On Apr 29, 2020
crackkhaus:
Na me you dey form for?

Anyway, I'll take all this your dodging tactics as a yes.
tongue
Family › Re: Advice For Unmarried Man Before Getting Into Marriage. Married Man by bukatyne(f): 4:24pm On Apr 29, 2020
irunoko:
grin

How can a Jamaican Canadian marry a narcissistic nigerian king and expect happily ever after life grin lipsrsealed
If I start to talk, some people would have high BP.

Anyone marrying a man from a Nigerian royal family especially currently reigning should be prepared to jump higher than he commands.
Family › Re: Diaries Section Is A Lot Of Fun. by bukatyne(f): 4:21pm On Apr 29, 2020
sassysure:
Thanks.
I will check that out.
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Family › Re: Diaries Section Is A Lot Of Fun. by bukatyne(f): 4:20pm On Apr 29, 2020
crackkhaus:
Plenty story... when you do your photo diary, just include pics of your locks grin

I already have someone very close to me who's on it.

Let me know when you've seen the pic, so I can remove it.
Hair we don see

Hian!
Family › Re: Diaries Section Is A Lot Of Fun. by bukatyne(f): 4:19pm On Apr 29, 2020
Blackmiserable:
Lol. I'm going to start by beating you. Beating you blueish, black, dark yellow, black. After beating you up then I beat you. Then I beat you red. Then I beat you once again and once again and again. Then I beat you one more time and again and again. grin

@Bukatyne, read Screwface's post on April 27th. Possted at 9 :50 am. Last page.
You even know the time grin

Amala owner toor badt.

While alakowe is forming big boy and cash madam with N300k salary, Iya alamala and Baba eran is racking in N500k monthly with their toro, kobo.
Family › Re: Wife Confronted Husband Side Chick by bukatyne(f): 2:39pm On Apr 29, 2020
crackkhaus:
This feeeem toff o cheesy

Title please?
I was about to call my goons.

One dude predicted part two on the other thread. He has to make do with the Nigerian version.

My interest in the story was the hundreds of thousands flying about.

StrikeBack and Bruno3000, come and see the Nigerian version of our movie.
Family › Re: Diaries Section Is A Lot Of Fun. by bukatyne(f): 2:21pm On Apr 29, 2020
crackkhaus:
It has nothing to do with it, that was just bants na.

I'm asking a totally unrelated question.
I saw you somewhere sporting coloured pupils, so I want to check something grin
Keep checking. cheesy
Family › Re: Diaries Section Is A Lot Of Fun. by bukatyne(f):
Screwface, they say your diary is good.

True true, I searched NL and all the diarylanders have nothing but praises for you.

Let me dig in.

@sassysure.
Family › Re: Diaries Section Is A Lot Of Fun. by bukatyne(f): 2:15pm On Apr 29, 2020
crackkhaus:
Do you wear contacts? cheesy
What has contacts got to do with it? grin
Family › Re: Advice For Unmarried Man Before Getting Into Marriage. Married Man by bukatyne(f): 2:14pm On Apr 29, 2020
irunoko:
the Jamaican olori married to that oba that smokes weed.(i can't remember his name again but he is nicknamed marlian king),ehen that one's case is an exception
Hahahahahahaha.

Or maybe the babe is the exception.

She is fron Jamaica remember?
Family › Re: Diaries Section Is A Lot Of Fun. by bukatyne(f): 2:07pm On Apr 29, 2020
crackkhaus:
Are you interested? lipsrsealed
Me ke?

Thank you for the offer.
Family › Re: Advice For Unmarried Man Before Getting Into Marriage. Married Man by bukatyne(f): 2:05pm On Apr 29, 2020
irunoko:
yes but you will not see any of his wives spilling dirty details the way others do.


Money resets brain
Na you talk am.

They all have their circle sha.
Family › Re: Opposite Sex For Professional Services by bukatyne(op): 2:04pm On Apr 29, 2020
Belafonte:
My friend your husband can’t massage you? Why are you wasting his hands? angry
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Family › Re: Diaries Section Is A Lot Of Fun. by bukatyne(f): 2:02pm On Apr 29, 2020
crackkhaus:
cheesy

I was going to type 'tell him anything you like', then changed my mind after I thought to myself, this is not what a loverboy would say. grin
Hahahahahaha!
Family › Re: See The Letter A Woman Wrote To Her Husband by bukatyne(f): 2:02pm On Apr 29, 2020
StrikeBack:
We are nothing but pencils in the hand of the creator
Hahahahahahahaha

Na so.

Are you sure we have not upgraded to bic ball pens? grin grin
Family › Re: Opposite Sex For Professional Services by bukatyne(op):
nautybride:
Seriously, don't hmmmmm! Have you ever seen a fat pot bellied guy do these? They have this Kain muscles ennn.
I can't mistakenly date them Sha. Women would flock around them. I just love them for their careers, especially if they are very good at it. Of which, they are always good at it l.
Now you have a point.

The only chubby male hairdresser I have seen was married. grin

Yep, they are always good at it. grin

Doesn't stop my hmmmmmmmm sha.
Family › Re: Diaries Section Is A Lot Of Fun. by bukatyne(f): 1:22pm On Apr 29, 2020
sassysure:
Who is papa zino?
Seems i will start visiting that diary.
Any one that makes sense?

I wanted to create picture diary one time but lost interest grin
Oh, the life of sassy cheesy
Her first husband o!

The diary section is fun sha. I just stumble on a diary and read.

Funnily, I don't think I have ever read a male NLer's diary before.

Maybe I should find one to read.
Family › Re: Diaries Section Is A Lot Of Fun. by bukatyne(f): 1:20pm On Apr 29, 2020
sassysure:
U don't like it? shocked
U are indeed missing.
Shaking off the seriousness and having fun is food to the soulcheesy.

I used to banter like this with r321. Where is that guy. Even royal Roy. He said he is on his way to settling down and I'm sure he don born. The gele I bought that time, I never use am grin
Mr bald head. I so taunted him with that his bald head eeh cheesy.
I sincerely missed them. When I came back, they have all gone.
Not the bants, I dey gbadun banters.

Some good NLers have gone with the wind.

Royal Roy, the mod that is MIA.

It is the quickness of prescription to Ahnie jare.

But Ahnie sef is not serious. You never find way, you don dey invite second husband.

Sassy's Sassy diary grin
Family › Re: What Are Some Of The Things You Learned In Life As You Grew Older/mature? by bukatyne(f): 1:17pm On Apr 29, 2020
bellong:
Can you explain the above?

Happy 3 days aunty Bukkie.
Happy new years Uncle B.

You keep sneaking in and out tongue

Some people do not know how to thrive for balance.

So if they want to place something above their family, it better be their calling e.g. Apostle Paul them them and not a job/living.

Unfortunately, only a minute few will ever fulfill their calling or purpose. Most are just chasing the wind under the guise of 'working, earning a living or becoming independent'.

I still think the family is the first ministry sha.
Family › Re: What Are Some Of The Things You Learned In Life As You Grew Older/mature? by bukatyne(f): 1:13pm On Apr 29, 2020
sholay2011:
Oh well...

Based on my Christian background sha, it is. Romans 8:26-30. grin
smiley

I meant it is not necessarily tied to the ministry.

E. G. Someone can have the calling of refurbishing drug addicts and sending them back to school.

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