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sassysure:

Coronavirus, see what u have caused

Hahahahahahaha!

What has uncle Koro caused?

Jeferious:
Aunty, leave husband and wife alone. Find your own man and experiment your ideas with him. No be you dey help am f##k im wife before.

And no dey project your talk come my side. Me no gbadu your kitten abeg. The ones wey I dey see for real life, I never finish with them

Forgive me for assuming you were sane.

Adios.

ThinkFreely:
Please show us the tail of the animal. I will be able to name it from the morphology of the tail

Iwe lomo!

ProfDview1:
It can't find me.. I am currently quarantined now.. No coming in, no going out

I hear you.

ProfDview1:
D last sense in u Don go isolation

Keep having mouth.

I am sending the OP's Amotekun to you right away

Jeferious:
See as you dey coach man on how e go f##k im own wife. Nawa for you o

2. After dem go open mouth dey talk "Men are sex freaks", "Men reason with their p€nis", "the only thing a man thinks of is sex"

Would you rather be the one coached?

And we just giving him ideas.

His creativity would flow and give him more styles.

2. A husband has the license to enjoy his wife as he likes. So those things don't apply.

Ladyboobae:
Married with a beautiful daughter of 4yrs,graduated from a federal university in year 2016 with a 2:1 in Accounting...from Bayelsa state,got married year 2016 dec..applied for jobs non called..teaching in a private school where am paid 12k per month..applied for federal and state jobs gotten none..my hubby works offshore but always complaining his broke..he get paid #250,000 to #450,000 per month depending on how many times he works in a month...my daughter goes to the best school but I can't boost of an ICAN certification or any tangible thing for myself...always alone with my daughter..he is always at work....I used to day dream that some one from no where would wipe my tears and help me get a good job to at least take care of myself and my sick mum in the village after all her sacrifices to make me graduate...why me..I ask my self.. my friends laughs at me ,that with my 2:1 av gat no good jobs,wear rags and don't even look like a married woman..they see me as a failure...but I dont see myself as one..not now not ever...they say Success is when opportunity meet preparedness .I have been prepared from little for success....I put in my 100%in every thing I do and it comes out the best...what is happening to me...all my CV's I have submitted not even a call....when will my samaritan locate me....yours faithfully a faithful wife...

How are things now?

Treasure28:
What's the name?

Amotekun

Allansmith:
Check mail e,Oro kekere Kan wa...

Tell me here Biko or quote me on a dead thread.

Jeferious:
The konji wey hold you no dey ordinary

The one holding you?

Sorry o!

This too shall pass.

crackkhaus:
Lol...

Where you searching for something and found this thread instead?

Just popped on the similar thread feed and the thread seemed familiar.

Allansmith:
@bukatyne,We can greet you happy idea sharing as well,If the fridge falls off,I hope he can carry Madam and dress up within seconds before the kids get to the scene...Let's pray this imposed vacant is not extended at the look of things.

Thank you o brother mi Allan

Hahahahahahaha!

By God's grace, all would be quickly resolved.

pDudd:
Freezer is in the garage. Maybe we will try garage style too.

Correct!

princessofpeace:
Thanks ma'am. I agree with everything you said. I have learned a lot.

Two of you reason alike. Honestly before now I used to think that maybe he is your husband.

Hahahahahahahahahaha!

Why don't I know how to use GIFs here?

What is your old moniker?

You joined today and have three posts. Two on this thread and one quoting him.

P. S.: I am glad my thread could be of help to you.

fairy88:
Doing it in kitchen is very delicious

Fairy fairy

stormborn28:
hmmmmmmm...Okokobiokor

Sir?

princessofpeace:
This is a good read for me. I have a question, are you in any way related to lord.ko?

Thank you princess, what was your major takeaway?

No, we aren't related.

Any reason why?

pDudd:
1.We have stairs but kids will see. They may just wanna come downstairs and see what they aren't supposed to.

2. The ironing table is the thin type and too fragile.

3. .I wanted to use the guest room downstairs but her parents often sleep there when they are around. Didn't wanna disrespect the bed.

1. Lock the main door so they can't come out.

2. Shift it to rest on the wall and let her put her hands on the table or just use your fridge if it doesn't shock.

3. OK.

So when we are greeting others happy quarantine, we would be greeting you 'Happy Memory Making'.

pDudd:
He is famous for sofa videos.

Toor.

pDudd:
I'll try that next and then kitchen table

Cool

Do you have a balcony? Or a private staircase?

Or ironing board she can recline on?

pDudd:
It was like those porn movies of the 90s when they used to do it on the sofa. It was very delicious.

I felt like Lex Steele.

Who is Lex Steele?

Are you trying to tell us something?

pDudd:
Kids were playing upstairs, I did the thing in my living room for the first time yesterday.

It was lit.

Try the arm of the settee, holding the center table or TV console.

Corodele or Corobuchi or Coroaisha

sassysure:
U missed one important thing and this usually happens most of the time.
The man may eventually chose to live with the 2nd wife cum girlfriend.
His love is hugely divided and right now, the girlfriend and child has more. The house will eventually become toxic for both of them. It will never be like before. And the man will simply port to the other woman and her child. Don't forget that his family will eventually come after her if she withdraws financially.

All options are open. She should chose one that she can handle.
I really feel for her.

All my posts on this thread is with that goal in mind especially as I suspect they are a Yoruba couple.

My people don't reject a child once the acclaimed father has said 'he /she is my child'.

I want her to have her own babies and this man is her best bet.

The husband is most likely gone.

crackhaus:
Lol, go to some staff club and see what's up

You're not far from the truth but there are exceptions honestly, plenty exceptions sef.
A company like Pan Ocean that is full of Redeemed and Mountain of Fire members, those ones no dey carry woman outside

I should use church connections enter Pan Ocean.

Teerach:
Most times, the presence of a child brings in another child..... Forgive yourself, your husband and get that baby into your lives.

Ori Omo lon pomo waye!

My people demdem!

More like 'Ori Omo Oko lon pomo waye'.

crackkhaus:
https://www.reactiongifs.com/r/mjl.gif

Gift7428:
All this stress on a human because she is a woman?
If tables were moved around, the husband wouldnt go through such for her.

This poster will blossom else where.
The man loves her money.That is all.
She is only disadvantaged when she still persist there.

Where is the stress?

Is there anything I have told her to do for her husband?

Do you know how many husbands accept their wives' love child when they know they have fertility issues?

For me, it is eye on the ball which is having her own child.

Her current husband because of guilt and being her first husband is the most vested in her having kids of her own.

@Mavis3:

I read your last update and I am going to give you a very clinical advise.

I have already advised you have a separate purse from your husband; you no longer have common goals. Sad but true.

If you are Yorubas, just accept that you have a co-wife. Yes, you do not want one. I hear you, I feel you HOWEVER you are at a disadvantaged position right now.

IF you had your kids and a source of income, you can take your kids and walk; no lele. You can decide to re-marry later to a fellow divorcee or widower or whatever, your call.

BUT, you do not have kids and the problem is yours.

EXCEPT you marry another man as a 2nd wife, an older widower, an older divorcee AND you have decided to forget about kids, your current husband is going to be the person MOST vested in ensuring you have kids.

You can lay your conditions:
1. You are not sharing the house with a co-wife;
2. You are not doing joint anything again. Since he is capable to have two families, he should be able to fend for them;
3. If you have joint assets, look for ways to separate them;
4. You know in your mind that your husband is not a friend, he is a companion.
5. If you have a lot of funds after your private expenses, heavy investment and leisure, you can contribute a tiny fraction to your husband's love child.
6. You also have more time on your hands, he has a second wife. Whatever you did not have time to do before, there is time now.

Keep your eyes and heart on the ball/goal: getting your own children.

That is all that matters right now in this mess.

Goodluck.

Graxie:
Poster let me advice you ahead, please there are people you shouldn't waste your time replying. They are good in making light of women problems here, they applaud rapists, cheating, Child Abuse and even women slavery. Do yourself a favor by ignoring such, they are already here. Be wise. In fact it's enough, stop updating this thread, you have enough advice to pick from.

This bitterness is very unbecoming of someone who has 'Jesus is coming soon' as her signature.

Let's assume someone offended you by giving 'wrong' advise (if such a thing exists), why can't you practice forgiving the person 70 * 7 times in a day?

Repent, Jesus is really coming soon.

Sotland:
I bet you would have preferred you and your husband adopt right?

Instead of you to accept the child as yours since the child is your husband blood. You are allowing your mind to be filled with ungodly thoughts..

Oh! It's the financial that is your concern right? Then split the account and take what's yours.. This even shows that you didn't forgive him truly but just trying to live by it..

Remember Nine Years no child.. So, is you or your husband getting any younger? You doesn't beat you, he still loves you and takes care of you. He didn't vent his anger or frustration for not having child or children, he protects you from relatives/outsiders and you don't appreciate it..

What if he decides to marry another wife today, will you divorce him?

Tell me is there a place in the Bible that condemn polygamy? Please give me the verse biko.


Many of us are hypocrites.. We claim to be christian yet we can't practice the true doctrine of the bible "Forgive & Forget"..

Imagine how everyone is condemning the Husband. And that will keep poisoning your mind and heart.

Someone even said he broke the marriage vows as if he or she understands what marriage vow is.. He's still having her under his roof, he still love and cares for her..So which vow was broken?

Becareful the kind of council you receive out here.. The deed is done. Just live in peace with your husband..

In trying to tell the OP to 'forgive' her husband and resolve the issue, don't make light of her pains please.

I also do not know the wedding vows you are talking about. I see you mention Christian that's why I am quoting you.

You are the bigger hypocrite because you know what the husband did is wrong on all fronts. Except you are using the Nigerian Bible, you would acknowledge that the husband broke his vows by committing adultery.

iammo:



bricklayers, and other artisans are rich.... I watched my vulcanizer make so much money while he repaired my tire that I felt I was in the wrong line of business


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Hahahahahaahahahahahaha!

@Romanoff:

Welldone.

I award you the most quoted moniker on this thread.

Invite us to your wedding o!