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Why are you looking at men's ass? Wetin your eyes dey find there?

Offpoint:
I detest it like hell...

Imagine walking down the street without your girlfriend and your ass is literally bigger than hers or on the same level with hers. Damn it mean.
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So ladies do how do you see men with big backside?

Why Porn?

Offpoint:
Today I'm officially launching my Dropshipping e-commerce website.

Today I'm officially launching Data reselling business.

Today I just registered for a new digital skill course on Udemy [ Motion Graphics/Video Editing]

in 3 weeks time, I'll be officially launching my porn industry.

I got eyes on Forex Trading I'm going through intensive training on that, I want to master the field before I dive in by March.


And lastly today, my account balance is N26 only


2020 is here, I'm not telling myself "It'll be better than last year" I'm ACTING on it.

I'm a professional:
Graphics designer [Passion]
Web builder
Computer Technician and [hardware/software]
Phone Technician
"Radionic"
a carpenter [not professional]
Electrician [Learned out of curiosity]
Digital Marketer

And lastly a TROLL and broke Nigeria youth.

I've spent my entire life learning, not chasing money...

It serves them right! Mumu 2

Rotentina:
I stumble on this post on Facebook, and I want us to as well debate on it.

Happy Birthday!

Offpoint:
Say something nice to me please, out of excitement I washed my only boxers too hard and it has torn... someone say something nice to me. I love that boxer.

If anyone has a girlfriend he's not using today should please borrow me for just today mbok, I'll return her after today without a scratch.

Lefulefu come gimme my gifts.
Airminem come be my date for today



Happy birthday to me

that's my picture below

Why Would She apply relaxer on somebody's hair without hand glove!

Offpoint:
Doctors In The House Please What's Solutions To This?

Have a friend who have been battling with rough palm for long now.

According to her, it happens like 8 years ago. She used to have a normal palm, until a particular day she helped someone to applied Relaxer without gloves. Ever since then, her palm started peeling and cracking causing her severe pains and pricks.
She taught it was just something that will go away in few days, but till date making 8 years she's been experiencing crack, hard and and peeling palm.
It get worse every harmattan seasons, there are days she can't eat she had to be fed by someone due to the pains.

she has applied all sort of treatment but they're not effective.

She said she has been to a clinic once but they couldn't specify what's wrong with her, they only gave her some drugs which ended up not being effective.

Please anyone with similar experience should please share whatever treatment they applied.

Doctors in the house, please your help is needed.

Please help me push it to front-page for wider audience.

Services Us Right! Giant Of Africa For Mouth!

Omooba77:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2020/01/damning-description-of-how-us-embassy-portrays-nigeria-on-its-website/amp

Sorry Bros! So Painful!

DarkRider:
Over the course of the 12 days break given by the school for Christmas and New year holiday the accommodation given to corpers by my PPA (a government school) got robbed. Property of mine was carted away including a laptop, shoes, gas cooker and other valuables. Including the property of other corpers residing in the school.

What provision has the NYSC made for such kind of occurrences as the PPA seems to be doing all possible to avoid taking responsibility.

Thank You!

lalasticlala:
Please use the 'Report' feature to report porn images and spammers whenever you come across them.

Don't Quote them because quoting them is tantamount to spreading them.

Once you come across any of such images, spams, kindly report them without quoting them so that the moderators will swiftly act on them.

Thanks

I Don't Understand?

nlPoster:
As a grown person, it's creepy when you use mummy and daddy indiscriminately and excessively in this manner when referring to your parents.

Just saying.

I'd say print out all this stuff you typed, show it to the people mentioned in your post, not nairaland.

Also, are you a born again Christian and have received Jesus Christ's offer of salvation? I'm just adding this because sometimes people don't know they need Jesus and they might be typing for inherited demons.

Nobody is fighting anybody!


Peace!

Philipmighty:
Lol.....nah fight una won fight

u guys should take it easy oo

Thank GOD!

Thermodynamics:
I know about Bawo and I've done that already.

Hello My Good Friend! Ask your ENT doctor, if your are qualified for BAWO surgery, if you still having Chronic Rhinosinusitis You can google it up!

Had mine in year 2000. Since then it is history! Had another in 2017 when I had tonsillectomy. Its a simple surgery where they chip off some of your nasal bones to widen it, the holes in your nose are small that's why they easily block and leads to constant dripping from the nose.


let me know what your doctor thinks! Bye

Thermodynamics:
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Hello My Good Friend! Ask your ENT doctor, if your are qualified for BAWO operation. You can google it up!

Had mine in year 2000. Since then it was history! Had another in 2017 when I had tonsillectomy. Its a simple surgery where they chip off some of your nasal bones to widen it, the holes in your nose are small that's why they easily block and leads to constant dripping from the nose.


let me know what your doctor thinks! Bye

Thermodynamics:
Hello nairalanders, I have chronic Rhinosinusitis, which is constant dripping from the nose. In layman's term, I have catarrh that never goes and becomes serious when ever I'm exposed to cold. Watery catarrh. It sometimes drips out in public and embarrasses me. I've tried visiting a teaching hospital, after several attempt, the doctor at ENT told me that I should keep coming so they would keep giving me drugs that eventually, one must work, when I heard that, I stopped going.

I want to ask if there is any cure out there, maybe native cure or something, this stuff is serious and really worrying my life, I constantly inhale just to drag the watery catarrh in, this is not like the normal catarrh you know, this one is watery and it doesn't stop, it just subsidies for some time and comes up again. I've had this problem for about 12years now.

Cyber Monkey

Thermodynamics:
Na blogger you be sef
See blogger de talk about employment,
I talk am say you never marry, a married man can't be behaving like this.

Cyber Goliath!

Thermodynamics:
Quoting Bible verse just because you want people to come to your blog.
Who read this thing now go feel say you be better Christian

Don't give up!

Reffone:
With the way things are with me, I won't lie to u all I am considering is suicide cause my life just don't seem to add up, graduated from uni 2014 served and since then no Job yet I didnt give up I struggled to make ends meet till 2018 when I went to learn a trade, I still hustle to get a shop to start the business but all I have been encountering since I start this business has been problem to problem no I don't even have any capital to push this business and its giving me sleepless night cause I have sorted every means to grow this business which seem to be a profitable one if u have the right capital but no way and now I am looking like a disappointment which is becoming unbearable for me

Cyber Lyrical Being! Thank GOD You Have Changed Oooo! Guy wey sabi talk! Pinkin wey get lyrics for sore mouth! Fly Away To The Bush!

Thermodynamics:
Using my own words, your are not creative man, you nor Sabi talk, you nor get lyrics for mouth.

Cyber Bully?
I never even insult you yet, but you de tempt me.
Better thank God say I don change.

May GOD Forgive You Oga Cyber Gorilla! Be Gainfully Employed This Year! The Hate In You Is Holding You Prisoner!

Thermodynamics:
Make thunder fire you there, oga love, nor go find how you go take make money.

Who Made You The Judge And The Jury Here! Cyber Bully! So Something Touches Your Pussy Nigga heart!

Thermodynamics:
You mean, without topics like "Few Hard Lessons I Have Learnt About Love"
if that is what you're saying, it doesn't make sense.

Alpha Nigga! This My Love Love Story! Dey Pain! Go Hug Transformer!

Thermodynamics:
See this one, instead of you to find way to cure your loss of memory problem, you're here posting about love.
90% of your topics are on love love love
90% of your topics are on romance section

you nor even de behave like man

PUSSY NIGGA

Thank You Sir! I Have Come To That Realization! God Bless You!

mumumugu:
can any of them die for you like Jesus? that is love

Na You call they useless and annoying topics! without those useless and annoying topics on nairaland, you would not have had opportunities to run to this site for help and suggestions in times of need!

Thermodynamics:
Oga, I'm talking about people with health issues or people who are going through difficult times in life, not people who create useless and annoying topics.

Bros You got nothing on me! Okay! Stop hiding behind a chinko phone to write rubbish on peoples post! Cheers!

Thermodynamics:
See person when de complain say he nor de fit recognise people, well I'm not surprise at your post, you are obviously mentally unstable.

see eh, I nor wan just treat your matter, make I just hold am for here.

Except for some small pain I felt on my head sometime ago (which most Nigerians will neglect and see as nothing) there was nothing really wrong with my head.

Yes, I've treated the pain though.

if nor be say I de try not to insult people online, I for finish you.
but if you push me.

You are also guilty of this! You now see how much it hurts!

Thermodynamics:
Why are we Nigerians so heartless and selfish and inconsiderate.
I've seen many cases where people create a topic about real life problems they're facing, I mean people that are in deep and extreme depression because of one problem or the other.

Most times these people have been to several places in the real world looking for solution only to be disappointed at the tail end.
They finally come to Nairaland in a bid to get some kind of hope and all people do here is just to make mockery of them and start blaming them and make jokes about their predicament.
Some even go as far as insulting them and telling them that they can go commit suicide if they want.

And you'll find that these kind of people are the ones that are always online and quickly jump into sensitive topics and flood the first few pages with heartless and mocking comments.

Why are we so wicked in this country?
Do you guys realize that the people behind those usernames are people as real as yourself, do you guys realize that these are people that are desperately in need of help.

It was this same attitude our forefathers possessed that made them sell their fellow black men to the whites as slaves.

Please please and please, the next time a person post a topic about an illness that is eating them up and how they want to commit suicide,
If you don't have anything meaningful to say
PLEASE KEEP QUIET AND GIVE SPACE FOR THOSE THAT CAN CONTRIBUTE MEANINGFULLY.

Don't rush in and tell everyone you are a black man by being so insensitive about their post.
God bless.

Here are two links to threads that perfectly describe what I am talking about.

https://www.nairaland.com/5497977/could-std-bad-immune-system#83541822

https://www.nairaland.com/5496622/lightened-skin-now-multiple-stretch

MODS, PLEASE BE KIND ENOUGH TO MOVE THIS TO FRONT PAGE FOR EVERYONE TO SEE.

Criptofxt10:
Mtchewww...which kind mumu thrend be this one...

How man go dey crave attention say na love..mtcheww....

Which kind mummy's boy u dey form...mtcheee

This thread pain you! Sorry Ooooo!

Thermodynamics:
Nobody cares about the lessons you learnt bro

I hope you have gotten your WAEC and have treated your scraws scraw head! There is a job opening somewhere I can help you get on!

Number 1 Hard Lesson, I Have Learnt About Love:
My Mummy will never love me more than her husband – My Daddy!
No matter how hard I try, my mum, will never love me more than my Dad! I have stopped hating my Dad, for stealing my Mummy’s love from me.

I have embraced my lot!

The day it dawned on me, that my Mum will never never never love me more than my Daddy – Her Husband, I cried and cried in my room, in private till I had asthmatic attack.

Which led me to number 2, if my Daddy could beat me to my Mummy’s love, then not my siblings!



Number 2 Hard Lesson I Have Learnt About Love:

My Mummy Will Never Love Me More Than My Siblings:


I have given up; Period! I am the least loved by my Mummy. And I don’t want to live in malice with my siblings! So I hands up!

I have also stopped playing all the tricks in my books to gain mum’s undivided attention, even if just a minute every day!

And my Mummy knows how much I love her! Sometimes she makes painful jokes out of it!

Am done trying! My Dad and my siblings have won! MAKE THEY CARRY GO

This leads me to number 3, hard lesson I have learnt about love.












Number 3 Hard Lesson I Have Learnt About Love:

Now I am happily married!

My wife will never love me more than her siblings:

I have given up on love! Nobody loves me the more! WHY?

Abeg! Just accord me my respect as the HEAD OF THE FAMILY! I am okay with it! Period!

I am too old to cry over petty jealousy!

One per cent love is better than no love at all!

This brings me to number four, hard lesson I have learnt about love.






Number Four Hard Lessons I Have Learnt About Love:
Now we are trying to make babies, and I have been asking GOD for four handsome godly sons after HIS own heart.

I wonder who they will love the most!

Their Sweet Mummy! Or Their Attention Seeking Father!

May GOD help Me Ooooo!

Amen.

https://bummyla.com/2020/01/01/few-hard-lessons-i-have-learnt-about-love/



http://www.bummyla.com

Look People Straight In The Eyes!

Bring out your phone!

Snap The Dead Chicken In The Dust Bin!!

Send It To Her Via WhatApp!!!!

Wish Her A Very Merry Christmas!!!!

Dont Mention New Year OOOooo!

You Go Thank Me Later!!!!!


https://www.bummyla.com

I overheard my newly wedded neighbor, telling another neighbor that he doesn't need the 12.5kg bag of rice and groundnut oil, I gave him and his wife for Christmas! he collected them from me, because it will not look polite to reject them. I Just lock up my mind and passed them. But I have learnt a big lesson. I felt since he spent a lot on his wedding last week Saturday, and he keeps borrowing N1k-N3k from me all the time, because he is always broke, I felt he might need all the food stocks he could get from people. Thank GOD, I did not gift him the garri. https://www.bummyla.com

Madam, if you want to move on, move on! but trying to teach your husband a hard lesson, might to your greatest undoing! We buried the mother of my very good friend some months back! All she ever lived for, was to pay her husband back in his own coins. And when she got that chance! She had been eaten up by bitterness and anger that she became diabetic & hypertensive! She had an accident and dead untimely! So move on if you want to, but don't do it to punish your husband! My Friend's father is getting married next year! https://www.bummyla.com

While Growing Up, I used to have a very fair friend, classmate and hostel-mate Bassey, So fair but with very dark bum bum & manhood! I had always wanted to ask him how come? but the fear of been misinterpreted kept me from asking. https://www.bummyla.com