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Culture10 Bizarre Wedding Traditions From Around The World. by bummyla(op): 6:04am On Apr 05, 2018
There are some seriously weird wedding traditions around the world. Don’t believe us? Wait till you see what we’ve cooked up.

10 Bizarre Wedding Traditions From Around The World

What comes to mind when you think about weddings? A beaming bride? The dad leading his daughter down the aisle? A profusely sweating/crying/passing out groom? Drunk uncles passionately dancing to “Don’t Stop Believing”? Women scratching, clawing, and knifing to get their hands on the bride’s tossed bouquet? The bride aggressively smashing cake in the face of her new husband?

Weddings are all about traditions, and if you’ve been to an American wedding, you’ve seen at least some of the above happen at least once.

But if you travel the globe, you’ll find some traditions that make the ones above seem pretty normal. I mean, we’re talking some serious, “Woah, this is really bizarre,” stuff.

What exactly are we talking about?

To quote Samuel L. Jackson from Jurassic Park, “Hold onto your butts.” Things are about to get weird.

1 - Pelting The Happy Couple With Trash



Marriages are supposed to stand the test of time, right? After all, most couples don’t get married with the hope that things will end in a flaming, bitter divorce a few years later (unless you’re marrying someone for their money).

So how can you help a couple’s marriage survive the ups and downs of life? The Scottish believe that trash is the answer. Before the wedding, the happy couple are assaulted by a trash-throwing friendly mob, often getting hit with rotten eggs and fish. The theory is that if the couple can stand up to this, their marriage can survive anything.

Of course, this could be why an unusually high number of Scottish couples end up in therapy (this may or may not be true). After all, nothing says marital bliss like a juicy, rotten tomato to the face.

2 - The Smile Free Wedding

Normally, we associate weddings with big smiles. It’s common for the bride’s and groom’s face to get tired from so much forced grinning.

This is not a problem for the bride and groom in some weddings in Congo. During the entire wedding, the bride and groom are not allowed to smile at all. Not so much as a flicker of the lip or slight chuckle.

Why? Because if they smile, it indicates that they’re not serious about their wedding. As we know, you simply can’t trust people who smile too much.

3 - The Chicken Liver Inspection



If you want to set a wedding date in Daur, China, you’ll need to kill a chicken first. And that’s not all. Once you’ve butchered your feathered friend, you’ll need to give the liver a close inspection. If the liver looks healthy, you can set a date. If not, you need to keep searching for a healthy chicken.

Pro tip: Stay away from chickens that hang out at bars. Their livers are always shot due to doing to many tequila shots. Trust on this one. We know from experience (long story - don’t ask).

4 - The Weeping Bride

Weddings are supposed to be a happy business, right? Why else would a couple spend thousands of dollars on an open bar that will eventually result in Aunt Edna trying to do a split during the song “Thriller”? Only true love and happiness can produce that, right?

But for the Tujia people in China, it’s not all laughs and giggles and drunken splits. For one month leading up to the wedding, the bride is encouraged to weep for one hour per day. Because if there’s one thing the wedding industry needs, it’s more weeping brides.

On another note, “The Weeping Brides” would make a great name for a female punk band.

5 - Hold it...Hold it...Keep Holding It



What’s your worst wedding nightmare? Something catching on fire? Passing out? A runaway bride? An old girlfriend standing up and loudly protesting when the officiant asks if anyone has objections?

How about losing control of your bowels or bladder?

In Borneo, that’s a real possibility. One particular tribe doesn’t let the groom or bride leave their house all day, even to use the restroom. Apparently, it brings good luck to the couple.

Of course, it also has the potential to bring on a complete defecation disaster (which would also be a great band name).

6 - You Want Your Bride? You’ll Have To Come Through Us!

This is kind of like Red Rover, except with bridesmaids. And money. And fistfights with wolverines in a sawdust pit. Just kidding about the last part, although that would make it even better.

In China, grooms often have to “get through” the bridesmaids in order to get to the bride. First, the bridesmaids demand money from him, like some sort of love ransom minus the creepy notes and untraceable phone calls. Then they force him to perform a series of silly and ridiculous tasks before they finally grant him access to his bride.

7 - You’ll Have To Marry A Tree First



Yeah, so this one is really out there. In parts of India, girls born during particular astrological periods are said to be cursed. This curse will cause an early death for their husbands. Think that’s weird? Hold my beer.

The only way to break this curse is for them to first marry a tree. Yes, a tree. Then the tree is cut down, which apparently breaks the curse.

This brings up numerous questions. How exactly does a woman marry a tree? Does she have to kiss the tree? Do they go on a honeymoon? DOES THE TREE EVEN LOVE HER?

Further research is needed.

8 - Drink That Toilet Till It’s Empty

Although this tradition isn’t as popular as it used to be, an old French tradition advocated that new couples drink all leftover alcohol from a replica toilet bowl.

Again, we have questions. Do they plunge their faces in, fill up glasses, or use straws? Do they have to blend all the alcohol together (nothing like a Vodka Rum Scotch Red Wine Screwdriver)? What happens if the bride or groom gets sick over the toilet?

Perhaps it’s a good thing that this tradition has fallen out of popularity. We must say, however, that it does teach a valuable lesson: alcohol is a terrible thing to waste.

9 - The Feet Beating



You know what a groom really needs on the night before his wedding? To have his feet beaten with fish and canes. At least that’s what some South Koreans believe. Apparently, beating the feet is a test of character, and those who endure are worthy to be married.

Let’s be honest here. This is just an excuse to smack a friend with a raw fish. Who wouldn’t want to do that? It’s like something fraternity brothers would do or some sort of secretive fight club (which we can’t talk about).

Heck, we should consider adopting this tradition in the United States.

10 - Smash The Plates

Frankly, this just sounds like a ton of fun. At traditional German weddings, guests bring some type of porcelain for the bride and groom and then proceed to smash said porcelain. Apparently, the act of destroying the porcelain wards off evil spirits.

What doesn’t sound so fun is that the bride and groom are expected to clean up the mess afterwards so they’ll learn that married life isn’t always easy, but they can overcome any challenge together.

It seems highly likely that the inventor of this tradition had some serious anger issues and probably could have benefited from a therapist, or at least a stress ball. And perhaps a few German beers.

Conclusion

After compiling this list, it seems to us that American weddings are actually a bit boring. Sure, walking down the aisle and having that first dance are fun, but not nearly as fun as inspecting chicken livers, hitting the groom with raw fish, or drinking leftover alcohol from a toilet. Yes, the marrying a tree thing seems like a bit much, but who are we to say what should be in a wedding?

Americans could dramatically improve the quality of their weddings by implementing just a few of these traditions.

So here’s what we recommend. Buy yourself an awesome wedding band, then head down to the local grocery store and purchase some raw fish. Then saunter on over to a local farm and pick up a live chicken, followed by a few porcelain plates. Boom. You’re ready for the wedding of the century.

This article originally appeared here at https://manlybands.com/blogs/news/10-bizarre-wedding-traditions-from-around-the-world and has been republished with permission from https://manlybands.com
https://bummyla.com/2018/04/05/10-bizarre-wedding-traditions-from-around-the-world/
Christianity EtcGarments Of Salvation. by bummyla(op): 6:51pm On Apr 03, 2018
Text: 1 Corinthians 15:39-53
Memory Verse:
1 Corinthians 15:53 "For this corruptible must put on incorruption, and this mortal must put on immortality."

One of the beautiful biblical metaphors of salvation is that of garments appropriate for coming unto God's presence. Such clothing is not something we ourselves can make or purchase; it must be prepared and provided by God.

Adam and Eve tried to dress themselves with fig leaves, but that would not avail. Their Creator, God, first had to slay an innocent animal. From the slain animal, He made coats of skins and clothed them (Genesis 3:7, 21).

So it is today. If we try to come to God all dressed up in our works of righteousness, we can never make it, for "All our righteousness, are as filthy rags" in the presence of the Holy God (Isaiah 64:6). He must provide the right or appropriate clothing as our text says.

In Jesus' parable of the wedding feast for the king's son (Matt.22:1-14) there was one man who wanted to participate in the feast, but who tried to come in his own attire, different from the wedding garment provided by the king for his guests. When the King asked, 'Friend, how did you get in here without a wedding garment?' he was speechless (Matthew 22:12). Therefore, he was bound hands and feet and thrown "into outer darkness" (V. 13).

One day, when "the marriage of the lamb is come", His bride must be "arrayed in fine linen, clean and white for the fine linen is the righteousness of saints (Revelation 19:7, cool. But this righteousness of the Saints (the redeemed of all the ages) will live with Christ forever. "For we are His workmanship, created in Christ Jesus unto good works" (Ephesians 2:10). Therefore, you are advised to "put on thy beautiful garments" (Isaiah 52:1), and be prepared to meet our King in New Jerusalem where there is new and eternal realization of God's plan for His people.


PRAYER:
Lord, keep me pure within and without every time till the end of my life. Amen.

https://bummyla.com/2018/04/03/garments-of-salvation/
PoliticsRe: True Story Of Nairalander Who Relocated From Lagos To Anambra State by bummyla(m): 6:24pm On Apr 03, 2018
GOD Bless You Hustle My Brother! One Love! https://www.bummyla.com
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nonsense!! Thunder fire the babe! https://www.bummyla.com
Christianity EtcMay God Grant Us All A Beautiful Night Rest. by bummyla(op): 11:26pm On Apr 02, 2018
You can go to bed without fear; you will lie down and sleep soundly.
Proverbs 3:24




You will lie down, with no one to make you afraid, and many will court your favor.
Job 11:19



I lay down and slept, yet I woke up in safety, for the LORD was watching over me.
Psalm 3:5



The sleep of a laborer is sweet, whether they eat little or much, but as for the rich, their abundance permits them no sleep.
Ecclesiastes 5:12



In peace I will lie down and sleep, for you alone, LORD, make me dwell in safety.
Psalm 4:8









He will not suffer thy foot to be moved: he that keepeth thee will not slumber.
Psalm 121:3







May God grant us all a beautiful night rest, may He blind the eyes of our enemies, by the reason of the Blood of Jesus, I command the elements of the night to work in our favor in Jesus Christ Mighty Name. Amen.





Psalm 127:2
It is useless for you to work so hard from early morning until late at night, anxiously working for food to eat; for God gives rest to his loved ones.
https://bummyla.com/2018/04/02/may-god-grant-us-all-a-beautiful-night-rest/
FamilyRe: Lady Travels To The US To Give Birth, Dumps Husband, Gives Child Up For Adoption by bummyla(m): 1:38pm On Apr 02, 2018
This is wickedness! https://www.bummyla.com
Christianity EtcThis Year Shall Favour You. by bummyla(op): 1:27pm On Apr 02, 2018
May the favor of the Lord our God rest on us; establish the work of our hands for us-- yes, establish the work of our hands.
Psalm 90:17

Seest thou a man diligent in his business? he shall stand before kings; he shall not stand before mean men
Proverbs 22:29

Surely, LORD, you bless the righteous; you surround them with your favor as with a shield.
Psalm 5:12



Thou shalt arise, and have mercy upon Zion: for the time to favour her, yea, the set time, is come.
Psalm 102:13




This year shall favour you, what you find difficult to achieve in the past year shall be easy for you this year, the doors of favour, breakthrough, opportunity, celebration, settlement, shall be open unto you by fire in Jesus name...
No sorrow, sickness, set backs, disappointment, failure, get and loose breakthrough, shall be your portion in Jesus name.

It is a year of great manifestations in Jesus name, Amen.

https://bummyla.com/2018/04/02/this-year-shall-favour-you/
Christianity EtcBeloved, May The Defender Of The Flock, Make You Stronger Than Your Enemies. by bummyla(op): 11:44pm On Apr 01, 2018
"The Lord is your mighty defender, perfect and just in all his ways; Your God is faithful and true; he does what is right and fair.
Deuteronomy 32:4



The Lord is my strong defender;
He is the one who has saved me.
He is my God, and I will praise him,
My father's God, and I will sing about his greatness.
3 The Lord is a warrior;
The Lord is his name.

4 “He threw Egypt's army and its chariots into the sea;
The best of its officers were drowned in the Red Sea.
Exodus 15:2-4






As we proceed into a fresh week, May the Defender of the flock, make you stronger than your enemies, in Jesus name.

Believe and behave like you believe.


Isaiah 49:7-9
The Lord is the defender of Israel, its Holy One.

This is what the Lord says to the despised one, to the one scorned by the nation, to the slave of rulers:

Kings will see you and stand.
Princes will see you and bow.
The Lord is faithful.
The Holy One of Israel has chosen you.

8 This is what the Lord says:

In the time of favor I will answer you.
In the day of salvation I will help you.
I will protect you.
I will appoint you as my promise[a] to the people.
You will restore the land.
You will make them inherit the desolate inheritance.
9 You will say to the prisoners, “Come out,”
And to those who are in darkness, “Show yourselves.”

They will graze along every path,
And they will find pastures on every bare hill.

https://bummyla.com/2018/04/01/beloved-may-the-defender-of-the-flock-make-you-stronger-than-your-enemies/
Christianity EtcAs The Month Ends Today. by bummyla(op): 11:10pm On Mar 31, 2018
For surely there is an end; and thine expectation shall not be cut off.
Proverbs 23:18





Mark the perfect man, and behold the upright: for the end of that man is peace.
Psalm 37:37





For I know the plans I have for you," declares the LORD, "plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future.
Jeremiah 29:11







As the month ends today, afflictions, depression, infirmity, poverty, rejection, setbacks, tragedy and all other dangers and evil shall end in our lives in Jesus name. I pray, Amen.


Any danger that is threatening our lives, any sickness that is threatening our health, any adversary that is threatening our peace, any yoke that is threatening our freedom, any acrimony that is threatening our relationship/marriage, any barrier that is threatening our breakthrough, any principality that is relegating and downgrading us, any miracle stealer that is hindering our proficiency, any evil spirit that is monitoring our progress, any power that is dis-valuing our finance, any storm that is invading our family’s tranquility - BE CANCELLED! In JESUS' name. AMEN!

Praise the Lord. Alleluia.

Amen.





Then people will say, "Surely the righteous still are rewarded; surely there is a God who judges the earth."
Psalm 58:11

https://bummyla.com/2018/03/31/as-the-month-ends-today/
Christianity EtcGod Is The Best Rewarder. by bummyla(op): 6:30pm On Mar 31, 2018
But without faith it is impossible to please him: for he that cometh to God must believe that he is, and that he is a rewarder of them that diligently seek him.
Hebrews 11:6





May the LORD, the God of Israel, under whose wings you have come to take refuge, reward you fully for what you have done."
Ruth 2:12



Then at last everyone will say, "There truly is a reward for those who live for God; surely there is a God who judges justly here on earth."
Psalm 58:11



Evil people get rich for the moment, but the reward of the godly will last.
Proverbs 11:18



"Be careful not to practice your righteousness in front of others to be seen by them. If you do, you will have no reward from your Father in heaven.
Matthew 6:1



"Love your enemies! Do good to them. Lend to them without expecting to be repaid. Then your reward from heaven will be very great, and you will truly be acting as children of the Most High, for he is kind to those who are unthankful and wicked.
Luke 6:35



Do Not Remove The Plug Of That Microphone:


An elder in the Church shared a story that has to do with when he was younger. In the Church he was attending then, he was the one in the technical room of the church. He always sees to the maximum functioning of the engine, microphones, etc.
He said, the church had a culture of appreciating outstanding church workers every December 31st during the cross over night service when the church will be filled to its capacity with people in the overflow. For more than 4 years, the church never remembered to appreciate anybody in the technical room. The attention had always been on those workers that members are seeing every Sunday, every service, etc. Not someone in a room that people might not see when they are coming in into the church because he will be in the technical room before the commencement of service and will still be there when members had gone home.
He felt neglected and forgotten by the church as it appeared that he was not recognized and his efforts of making the church services great with excellent P.A system output was not counted worthy of appreciation.
Then, there came that particular December 31st of that year. It was time to recognize those outstanding workers again. There names were called and they were celebrated with ovations and were given awards/gifts. This man's name was not called again. He got angry and told himself that he needed to ' teach them lesson'. He removed the plugs of all the microphones at once. The people in the auditorium saw there was still light but the microphones were no longer working. It was then some elders of the church and some people rushed into the technical room and they asked the man what happened, then he said ‘So, you people know now that someone is working here to make the Microphones work? I removed it myself...'. They got the message. He fixed back the microphones and after the service, the pastor called him to admonish him and promised to appreciate him. He reminded him that God is the best rewarder. He said, his conscience smote him and he had to repent of the manifestation of carnality he displayed.



Friends, are you like this beloved brother? Are you working tirelessly in the church, in your ministry, in your company, or at home as a wife, husband, or a leader of an organization and it seems as if nobody is applauding and acknowledging your silent labour? You are getting the feeling of neglect and obscurity and something is telling you and pushing you to ‘Remove The Plugs Of The Microphones' so that you can call attention to yourself and make people notice you by all means? Are you thinking of 'Removing The Plugs Of The Microphones' by reducing your loyalty, dedication , faithfulness, doggedness, to your work, life, ministry, family and Noble courses?.
Let me encourage you friends, yes, it is true that we all need motivation and appreciation from people. But even if they are not appreciating us, let's continue in doing good. There is a God in heaven who records and rewards His faithful servants. Are you a missionary in a far away land and it seems as if you are forgotten by brethren and you are already thinking of packing it up? I encourage you to toil on. God who sent you there has not forgotten you. Every silent labour done for God is loud in His ears. He won't forget you. Read what His words says ' For God is not unjust so as to forget your work and the love which you have shown toward His name, in having ministered and in still ministering to the saints. (Hebrew 6:10).
As a wife, as a husband, whether your spouse is acknowledging your good deeds or not, please don't stop doing good. Don't be good because you want to impress your spouse but because you want to please God: The God Of Marriage.


In whatever 'Technical Room' you might be working and it seems as if you are not seen or celebrated, if you are sure that God is the one who appointed you there, please, don't quit and don't remove ‘The Plugs Of The Microphones'. Be encouraged! Reward is coming!
Thanks for reading.
https://bummyla.com/2018/03/31/god-is-the-best-rewarder/
Christianity EtcPrayer Points For The Month Of April. by bummyla(op): 4:18pm On Mar 30, 2018
Thanksgiving.
1. O give thanks to the Lord for He is good and His mercies endureth forever. Psalm 136, Psalm 107:1 in Jesus name, Amen.
2. Thank God for His blessings on us in the past months in Jesus Christ name. Amen.
3. Thank God for He is just, sing praise to His Holy name, Psalm 7:17 in Jesus Christ Name, Amen.
4. Thank the Lord for bein our strength, shield and our help in times of needs, Psalm 28:7; Thank him for being our shield from every storm in Jesus name, Amen.
5. Thank the Lord for being our source throughout the past months & years; John 15:4-5 in Jesus Christ name, Amen.
6. Thank God for carrying our burden throughout last months & years; Psalm 68:19 in Jesus Chist Name, Amen.
7. Thank God for fulfilling His promises in our lives; Psalm 138:1-2 in Jesus name, Amen.
8. Thank God for always being near us; Psalm 75:1 in Jesus Christ name, Amen.
9. Thank God for answered prayers in the past months and years; Psalm 118:2 in Jesus Christ name, Amen.
10. Thank God for keeping yyou, your family and all that pertains to you; Psalm 34:1-6 in Jesus Christ, Name, Amen.
11. Thank You Lord for Your mercy; Lamentation 3:22 in Jesus Christ name, Amen.
12. Thank God for the peace in the country; Isaiah 26:3 in Jesus Christ name, Amen.
13. Thank God for daddy G O and Mummy G O in Jesus Christ Name.
14. Thank God for their anointing and grace of God upon their lives and ministery in Jesus Christ Name, Amen.
15. Thank God for protecting them and guiding them in all their journeys in Jesus Christ Name, Amen.
16. Thank God for the miracles, signs and wonders He is performing through the hands of daddy G O in Jesus Christ Name, Amen.
17. Thank God for RCCG as a mission in Jesus Christ name, Amen.
18. Thank od for God’s favour and protection for RCCG in Jesus Christ Name, Amen.
19. Thank God for His promises in Jesus Christ name, Amen.






Prayer For God’s Mercies.
1. Father Lord, You are merciful and gracious, please have mercy on me in Jesus Christ, Amen. 2 Chronicles 30:9 in Jesus Christ name. Amen.
2. Father, please let the blood of Jesus speak mercy for me throughout this month of April and throughout this year in Jesus Christ name, Amen.
3. Father, please let the blood of Jesus blot away all my sins and inquities; 1 John 1:19 in Jesus Christ name, Amen.
4. Father, please make me a candidate of mercy according to your word in Romans 9:15 in Jesus Christ name, Amen.
5. Father, I confess all my sins committed (knowingly and unknowingly) before you, please forgive me and have mercy on me in Jesus Christ name, Amen.
6. Father, let Your goodness and mercy follow me everywhere I go throughout this year in Jesus Christ name, Amen.




Stronger Than My Enemies Prayer Points. Luke 11:22
1. Father, thank You because Yoou are strongest in Jesus Christ Name, Amen.
2. Father, thank You because there is no one besides You in Jesus Christ name. Amen.
3. Father, thank You because all power in heaven and on earth has been iven unto You Lord Jesus and every other power is powerless. Phillians 2:9 in Jesus Christ name. Amen.
4. Father, thank You because Your power faileth not in Jesus Christ Name, Amen.
5. Father, because You are the strongest, every strongman in my life has been defeated by You in Jesus Christ name, Amen.
6. Because I have You the strongest one, every strong man in my father’s/ mother’s house are hereby destroyed in Jesus Name, Amen.
7. Father, because I have the strongest one, every strongman sitting on my business is hereby unseated by fire in Jesus Christ Name, Amen.
8. Father, You are the strongest one, let stubborn confusion come upon the headquarters of my enemies in Jesus Christ Name, Amen.
9. My Father, My Father, I pursue, I overtake and recover everything that the strongman has stolen from me in Jesus name, Amen.
10. My God You are the strongest man, trouble every strong man troubling the Israel of my life in Jesus Christ name. Amen.
11. You strong man assigned against my blessings, fall down and die in Jesus Christ name, Amen.
12. By the power of the Strongest Man Jesus Christ of Nazarite, I bind the strongman in charge of my case and I possess my possession in the land of the living, in Jesus Christ name, Amen.
13. Every strongman standing between me and my breakthrough be destroyed by the power of Jesus Christ, Amen.
14. Every strongman frustrating my prayer be defeated by the power of the Jesus Christ, Amen.
15. In the name of Jesus Christ I recover everything that the strong man has stolen from me in Jesus Christ name. Amen.
16. Father please throughout this year; let Your presence, Your goodness and Your mercies never depart from me and my family in Jesus Christ name. Amen.





Prayer For The Church.
I will build my church and the gates of hell shall not prevail against it.
Matthew 16:18
1. Thank You Lord for Your promise that the gate of hell shall not prevail against Your Church in Jesus Christ Name. Amen.
2. Father, thank You for all those You have put in authority over Your Church in Jesus Christ name, Amen.
3. Father, thank You for Your presence in Your Church in Jesus Christ name, Amen.
4. Father, thank You for the souls won to Your Church daily by the power of the Holy Ghost in Jesus Christ name, Amen.
5. Father, in the mighty name of Jesus, send down Your mighty revival into Your Church and let there be a reawakening in the lives of the believers in Jesus Christ name, Amen.
6. Father, let every gathering of the power of darkness against Your Church be consumed byy fire of the Holy Ghost in Jesus Christ Name. Amen.
7. Father, let Your Church grow both numerically and spiritually in Jesus Christ name, Amen.
8. Father, please let a great passion for souls fall upon Your Church in Jesus Christ Name. Amen.
9. Father, please release special grace for service and anointing for exploits upon Your pastors, ministers and workers in Jesus Christ Name, Amen.
10. Father, please prepare Your Church for Your second coming in Jesus Christ Name, Amen.
11. Father in this year, let there be more testimonies and celebration in RCCG in Jesus Christ name, Amen.
12. Father please keep the fire on the altar of Your ministers and pastors burning always in Jesus Christ name, Amen.





Prayer for Nigeria.
1. Father, thank You for Your mercy upon Nigeria as a nation in Jesus Christ name, Amen.
2. Thank You Lord for all those who are in authority in Nigeria; the president, the vice president, the legislators, the governors, etc in Jesus Christ name, Amen.
3. Father, please let our leaders govern us with the fear of God in Jesus Christ Name, Amen.
4. Father, please revive the economy of our nationin Jesus Christ name, Amen.
5. Father, please let there be abundance in this nation in Jesus Christ name. Amen.
6. Father, please fill our leaders with divine understanding in Jesus Christ Name, Amen.
7. Father, please frustrate every anti gospel spirit in our land in Jesus Christ name. Amen.
8. Let every contrary power and authority in Nigeria be confused and put to shame in Jesus Christ name, Amen.
9. Father, please dethrone every king, reigning over Nigeria in the spirit realm in Jesus Christ name. Amen.
10. Father, let Your righteousness cover this nation as water covereth the sea in Jesus Christ. Amen.
11. Father, thank You for answered prayers in Jesus Christ name, Amen.
https://bummyla.com/2018/03/30/prayer-points-for-the-month-of-april/
Christianity EtcPMCH April 2018. MFM. Mountain Of Fire And Miracles Ministries. by bummyla(op): 1:47pm On Mar 28, 2018
PMCH April 2018. MFM. Mountain Of Fire And Miracles Ministries. Power Must Change Hands Prayer Programme. Great Deliverance.


Scripture Reading: 1 Samuel 17
Confession: Luke 4:18




AGGRESSIVE PRAISE WORSHIP
1. O God arise, and uproot anything You did not plant, inside the Mountain of Fire and Miracles Ministries, in Jesus’ name.
2. O God, let the fire of revival, fall upon the Mountain of Fire and Miracles Ministries, in the name of Jesus.
3. O God, let the power of peace and progress, overshadow this nation, in the name of Jesus.
4. O God, arise and give us God-fearing leaders, in Jesus’ name.
5. Every plantation of failure in my foundation, die, in the name of Jesus.
6. Every negative power, flowing from my foundation, to kill my destiny, die, in the name of Jesus.
7. Every dark foundational power, troubling my star, die, in the name of Jesus.
8. I declare war on every enchantment targeted at my destiny, in the name of Jesus.
9. By the power in the blood of Jesus, I command the confidence of the wicked to break by fire, in the name of Jesus.
10. Every serpent and scorpion of affliction, targeted at my destiny, die, in the name of Jesus.
11. Every wicked plantation in the garden of my life, be uprooted by fire, in the name of Jesus.
12. O God, arise and laugh at the plot of the wicked fashioned against me, in the name of Jesus.
13. O Lord, make haste to help me, in the name of Jesus.
14. O Lord, let Your arrows pursue and locate every wicked power targeted against me, in the name of Jesus.
15. O gates blocking my blessings, be lifted up, in the name of Jesus.
16. O God, arise and make all my pursuers turn back, in the name of Jesus.
17. O God, arise and swallow up my enemies in Your wrath and let Your fire devour them, in the name of Jesus.
18. O Lord, break my enemies with Your rod of iron, in the name of Jesus.
19. Blood poured on the ground will not eat me up, in the name of Jesus.
20. My portion is not with the dead, in the name of Jesus.
21. Every medicine poured on the ground to subdue my life, I destroy you, in the name of Jesus.
22. I destroy the hand of every witchdoctor working against me, in the name of Jesus.
23. I quench every anger energised through the land against me, in the name of Jesus.
24. I break the law of death over my life, in the name of Jesus
25. Every covenant of death with this year, be broken, in the name of Jesus.
26. Every agent of death buried inside my body, come out and die, in the name of Jesus.
27. Every stronghold of death on my mind and imagination, be pulled down, in the name of Jesus.
28. By the resurrection of the Lord Jesus Christ, the power of death is broken upon my life, in the name of Jesus.
29. O Rock of Ages, smash into pieces every foundation of witchcraft in my family, in the name of Jesus.
30. Witchcraft powers, eat your own flesh and drink your own blood, in the name of Jesus.
31. Every witchcraft padlock, fashioned against me, break by fire, in the name of Jesus.
32. Every witchcraft identification mark, be wiped off by the blood of Jesus, in the name of Jesus.
33. O gates of brass and bars of iron working against me, be broken, in the name of Jesus.
34. O God, arise and speak in great wrath against the enemy of my breakthroughs, in the name of Jesus.
35. O God, bring down every high look that is downgrading my potentials, in the name of Jesus.
36. O God, deliver me from my strong enemy which hated me for they are too strong for me, in the name of Jesus.
37. O God, shoot at my enemies with an arrow, and let them be wounded suddenly, in the name of Jesus.
38. O God, smite my enemies by the cheekbones, in the name of Jesus.
39. O Lord, at the blast of Your nostrils, disgrace every foundational bondage in my life, in the name of Jesus.
40. O God, thunder from heaven against all my oppressors, in the name of Jesus.
https://bummyla.com/2018/03/28/pmch-april-2018-mfm-mountain-of-fire-and-miracles-ministries-power-must-change-hands-prayer-programme-great-deliverance/
Christianity EtcMFM. PMCH April 2018. Personal Prayers. by bummyla(op): 5:40pm On Mar 27, 2018
Confession: Psalm 91
1. O God arise and uproot anything You did not plant, inside the Mountain of Fire and Miracles Ministries.
2. O God let the fire of revival, fall upon the Mountain of Fire and Miracles Ministries, in the name of Jesus.
3. O God, let the power of peace and progress, overshadow this nation, in the name of Jesus.
4. O God, arise and give us God-fearing leaders in this country, in the name of Jesus.
5. Every evil-hindering-force, militating against me, scatter by fire, in the name of Jesus.
6. Every satanic padlock hanging against my life, be smashed to pieces, in the name of Jesus.
7. Every demonic engagement over my success, break, in the name of Jesus.
8. Every demonic claim on my life, break, in the name of Jesus.
9. Every power of stagnation and limitation over my life, be destroyed, in the name of Jesus.
10. Every tree of failure in my lineage, be cut off, in the name of Jesus.
11. Every tree of non-achievement in my family, catch fire, in the name of Jesus.
12. Every evil covenant working against me, break, in the name of Jesus.
13. Every satanic agenda for my life, be frustrated, in the name of Jesus.
14. Every witchcraft register bearing my name, catch fire, in the name of Jesus.
https://bummyla.com/2018/03/27/mfm-pmch-april-2018-personal-prayers/
Christianity EtcMFM. PMCH April 2018. Mountain Of Fire & Miracles Ministries. Power Must Change by bummyla(op): 5:10pm On Mar 27, 2018
1. This day, every evil informant assigned against my life shall fall down and die, in the name of Jesus.
2. This day, every evil image carved in my name shall catch fire, in the name of Jesus.
3. By the power In the blood of Jesus, every witchcraft authority over my life shall break today, in the name of Jesus.
4. Every evil tree planted against my freedom, hear the word of the Lord, you shall be uprooted and be cast into fire today, in the name of Jesus.
5. Every curse of limitation in my life, shall be destroyed by fire today, in the name of Jesus.
6. Every satanic road block, hindering my progress shall clear off by fire today, in the name of Jesus.
7. Every satanic prophecy against my destiny, as I call on the name of the Lord here today, shall backfire in seven-fold, by the power in the blood of Jesus, in the name of Jesus. Amen.
https://bummyla.com/2018/03/27/mfm-pmch-april-2018-mountain-of-fire-miracles-ministries-power-must-change-hands-power-utterances/
RomanceRe: How My Girlfriend's Birthday Turned Out To Be My Worst Day(photo) by bummyla(m): 4:44pm On Mar 27, 2018
Sorry Bros! Welcome To Our World! My Lady Is Very Stubborn At Times! I Am Very Very Stubborn All The Time!! I Don't Mix Sentiments With Caution. I Told My Lady, You go go driving school for 2 months before you will ever touch my car. I don't have the patience to teach her. I don't have extra money to do unwarranted repairs. The more we fight, the more she learns how to say "Sorry" genuinely.

Forgive her and move on! Never again let her near your car. Since my lady mistakenly deleted all the pictures in my phone. Now she needs permission to touch it or there will be fire on the mountain. She doesn't even dare to touch it. https://www.bummyla.com
Christianity EtcOur God Is Too Faithful To Fail. by bummyla(op): 12:57pm On Mar 26, 2018
Not a single one of all the good promises the LORD had given to the family of Israel was left unfulfilled; everything he had spoken came true.
Joshua 21:45




So is my word that goes out from my mouth: It will not return to me empty, but will accomplish what I desire and achieve the purpose for which I sent it.
Isaiah 55:11




For all the promises of God in him are yea, and in him Amen, unto the glory of God by us.
2 Corinthians 1:20



Heaven and earth will pass away, but my words will never pass away.
Matthew 24:35




The grass withers and the flowers fall, but the word of our God endures forever.
Isaiah 40:8



Every word of God is flawless; he is a shield to those who take refuge in him.
Proverbs 30:5


For the word of the LORD is right and true; he is faithful in all he does.
Psalm 33:4



If we are faithless, he remains faithful, for he cannot disown himself.
2 Timothy 2:13



For no word from God will ever fail.
Luke 1:37





Good morning
Be assured that nothing can erase God's plan for you. May God's Grace be sufficient for you in all what you are doing. His mercy is unceasing, His love is genuine, and His promises are sure.

God is too faithful to fail, He will give you reason to smile forever by His grace through Christ Jesus, Amen.

Have a pleasant day.
https://bummyla.com/2018/03/26/our-god-is-too-faithful-to-fail/
Christianity EtcThe Lord Will Remember You For Good Today And Forever In Jesus Name, Amen. by bummyla(op): 5:41am On Mar 26, 2018
17 But the mercy of the Lord is from everlasting to everlasting upon them that fear him, and his righteousness unto children's children;

18 To such as keep his covenant, and to those that remember his commandments to do them.
Psalm 103:17-18




15 “Can a mother forget the baby at her breast
And have no compassion on the child she has borne?
Though she may forget,
I will not forget you!
16 See, I have engraved you on the palms of my hands;
Your walls are ever before me.
Isaiah 49:15-16




Today, The Lord will break protocols for your sake. He will collapse time and fast track your blessings. Everything created in time, space and eternity will work in your favour. The God of Elijah who answers by fire will grant all your prayer requests speedily. He will make your life a mystery to your adversaries, and as Mephibosheth, the grandson of Saul received unexpected favour and was remembered for good, the Lord will remember you for good today and forever in Jesus name, Amen. Good morning. Shalom
https://bummyla.com/2018/03/26/the-lord-will-remember-you-for-good-today-and-forever-in-jesus-name-amen/
Christianity EtcNo Matter How Difficult The Situation You Find Yourself In, Still Do Good To Oth by bummyla(op): 1:24pm On Mar 25, 2018
Do not withhold good from those to whom it is due, when it is in your power to act.
Proverbs 3:27



For there will never cease to be poor in the land. Therefore I command you, ‘You shall open wide your hand to your brother, to the needy and to the poor, in your land.’
Deuteronomy 15:11



Carry each other’s burdens, and in this way you will fulfill the law of Christ.
Galatians 6:2




God is not unjust; he will not forget your work and the love you have shown him as you have helped his people and continue to help them.
Hebrews 6:10




And do not forget to do good and to share with others, for with such sacrifices God is pleased.
Hebrews 13:16




My command is this: Love each other as I have loved you.
John 15:12



Give, and it will be given to you. A good measure, pressed down, shaken together and running over, will be poured into your lap. For with the measure you use, it will be measured to you.”
Luke 6:38




In the same way, let your light shine before others, that they may see your good deeds and glorify your Father in heaven.
Matthew 5:16




Give to the one who asks you, and do not turn away from the one who wants to borrow from you.
Matthew 5:42




Not looking to your own interests but each of you to the interests of the others.
Philippians 2:4








What will a CANDLE lose in lighting another CANDLE ?

Life is better when you are happy, but life is at its best when OTHERS are happy because of you: Be faithful in touching other's hearts. Be an inspiration. Nothing in nature lives for itself; Rivers do not drink their own water. Trees do not eat their own fruits. The Sun does not shine for itself and Flowers do not spread their fragrance for themselves. Living for others is a rule of nature. We were all born to help each other. No matter how difficult the situation you find yourself in, still do good to others.
https://bummyla.com/2018/03/25/no-matter-how-difficult-the-situation-you-find-yourself-in-still-do-good-to-others/
Christianity EtcJesus Will Speak For You And You Shall Experience Miracles. by bummyla(op): 8:45am On Mar 25, 2018
4 When he had finished speaking, he said to Simon, “Put out into deep water, and let down the nets for a catch.”

5 Simon answered, “Master, we’ve worked hard all night and haven’t caught anything. But because you say so, I will let down the nets.”

6 When they had done so, they caught such a large number of fish that their nets began to break.
7 So they signaled their partners in the other boat to come and help them, and they came and filled both boats so full that they began to sink.
Luke 5:4-7




In Luke 5:4-7, Jesus told Simon Peter to launch back his net to the sea and all the fishes heard and recognised JESUS voice. INSTANTLY, they all came together and entered into the net by themselves until they broke Peter’s net!

JESUS HAS THE FINAL SAY!

Jesus will speak for you and you shall experience instant net breaking miracles.

Wherever your blessings are hidden, they shall come to you without struggling in Jesus Christ name! Amen.


You shall experience overflowing breakthroughs that will attract everyone. You will surely End this month with joy and great testimonies in JESUS CHRIST NAME. Amen.

https://bummyla.com/2018/03/25/jesus-will-speak-for-you-and-you-shall-experience-miracles/
Christianity EtcToday, I Decree Into Your Life! God Shall Put To Shame Every Enemy Of Your Great by bummyla(op): 2:42pm On Mar 24, 2018
Today, I decree into your life and your Household that, every Strategy of the enemy against you, your family, your career, your marriage, your work, your destiny/glory and any area of your life shall backfire in the name of Jesus. Amen.

God shall put to shame every enemy of your Greatness/well-being in the name of Jesus. Amen.

Any power hired to assassinate you physically and spiritually shall fall after the order of Balaam, in the name of Jesus Christ. Amen.

The Blood of Jesus shall envelop you and your Family members. Every yoke of illness, yoke of delay/limitation, and yoke of depression upon your households is destroyed in Jesus Name.
Amen.
https://bummyla.com/2018/03/24/today-i-decree-into-your-life-god-shall-put-to-shame-every-enemy-of-your-greatness/
Christianity EtcThank God For The Grace Of Seeing Another Beautiful Day. by bummyla(op): 7:21am On Mar 24, 2018
This is the day which the LORD hath made; we will rejoice and be glad in it.
Psalm 118:24





Thank God for the grace of seeing another beautiful day. It is my prayer for you that, the mercy of God will answer you in an incredible way in Jesus name. Amen.

May the Lord accelerate your testimonies before the end of this month and give you reasons to smile and rejoice always in Jesus name. Amen.

Things of sorrow shall be far from you, your family, your job, business and destiny. You will never proceed on any journey of no return in Jesus mighty name. Amen.
https://bummyla.com/2018/03/24/thank-god-for-the-grace-of-seeing-another-beautiful-day/
Christianity EtcBenefits Of Paying Your Tithes And Offerings. by bummyla(op): 2:53pm On Mar 23, 2018
Tithes & Offerings.

Memorize:
“Bring Ye all the tithes into the storehouse, that there may be meat in mine house, and prove me now herewith, saith the Lord of host, if I will not open you windows of heaven, and pour you a blessing, that there shall not be room enough to receive it”.
Malachi 3:10

Text:
Malachi 3:8-12
8 “Will a mere mortal rob God? Yet you rob me.
“But you ask, ‘How are we robbing you?’
“In tithes and offerings.
9 You are under a curse—your whole nation—because you are robbing me.
10 Bring the whole tithe into the storehouse, that there may be food in my house. Test me in this,” says the Lord Almighty, “and see if I will not throw open the floodgates of heaven and pour out so much blessing that there will not be room enough to store it.
11 I will prevent pests from devouring your crops, and the vines in your fields will not drop their fruit before it is ripe,” says the Lord Almighty.
12 “Then all the nations will call you blessed, for yours will be a delightful land,” says the Lord Almighty.

Introduction:
Whatever your achievement in life, the All Sufficient God has made it possible. Consequently, giving Him 10% from your income should be done with gratitude.

Deuteronomy 8:9-12.
9 a land where bread will not be scarce and you will lack nothing; a land where the rocks are iron and you can dig copper out of the hills.

10 When you have eaten and are satisfied, praise the Lord your God for the good land he has given you.
11 Be careful that you do not forget the Lord your God, failing to observe his commands, his laws and his decrees that I am giving you this day.
12 Otherwise, when you eat and are satisfied, when you build fine houses and settle down,


God is not in need of anything
Psalm 50:9-12
I have no need of a bull from your stall
Or of goats from your pens,
10 for every animal of the forest is mine,
And the cattle on a thousand hills.
11 I know every bird in the mountains,
And the insects in the fields are mine.
12 If I were hungry I would not tell you,
For the world is mine, and all that is in it.

That will warrant His demand for 10% but that He just wants to see our level of obedience and appreciation for all He has made us to achieve with our hands. God does not personally need our money but the church expends the money to propagate or spread the gospel and other kingdom projects and administrative matter.



Reasons Why People Do Not Pay Tithes And Offerings.
1. They believe that the whole 100% is not enough for their own needs.
2. Pastors are the spenders.
3. The accumulated debts/bills (before month ends) are more than the expected income.
4. Deliberate and conscious efforts by the devil to keep defaulter in perpetual lack.
5. Generational or ancestral or territorial curses.
6. The belief that they work so hard to earn their income.
7. Ignorance.
8. Spirit of disobedience.
9. Procrastination; Some keep postponing when they will pay their tithe and that day never comes.


Benefits Of Paying Your Tithes And Offerings.

1. Joy Of Obeying God’s Commandments.
1 John 3:24.
The one who keeps God's commands lives in him, and he in them. And this is how we know that he lives in us: We know it by the Spirit he gave us.

2. Opportunity To Be Blessed By God.
Malachi 3:10
10 Bring the whole tithe into the storehouse, that there may be food in my house. Test me in this,” says the Lord Almighty, “and see if I will not throw open the floodgates of heaven and pour out so much blessing that there will not be room enough to store it.

3. Open Heavens.
Malachi 3:10
10 Bring the whole tithe into the storehouse, that there may be food in my house. Test me in this,” says the Lord Almighty, “and see if I will not throw open the floodgates of heaven and pour out so much blessing that there will not be room enough to store it.

4. Devourers Are Rebuked,
Malachi 3:11
11 And I will rebuke the devourer for your sakes, and he shall not destroy the fruits of your ground; neither shall your vine cast her fruit before the time in the field, saith the Lord of hosts.

5. Opportunity To Become God’s Children.
Romans 8:14-17
14 For those who are led by the Spirit of God are the children of God.
15 The Spirit you received does not make you slaves, so that you live in fear again; rather, the Spirit you received brought about your adoption to sonship. And by him we cry, “Abba, Father.”
16 The Spirit himself testifies with our spirit that we are God’s children.
17 Now if we are children, then we are heirs—heirs of God and co-heirs with Christ, if indeed we share in his sufferings in order that we may also share in his glory.


6. More Funds In The House Of God To Take Care Of Full Time Ministers (Levites).
Malachi 3:10
10 Bring the whole tithe into the storehouse, that there may be food in my house. Test me in this,” says the Lord Almighty, “and see if I will not throw open the floodgates of heaven and pour out so much blessing that there will not be room enough to store it.

7. Opportunity To Load Your Cloud For Abundant Rain.
Eccl 11:6
Sow your seed in the morning, and at evening let your hands not be idle, for you do not know which will succeed, whether this or that, or whether both will do equally well.

Luke 6:38
38 Give, and it will be given to you. A good measure, pressed down, shaken together and running over, will be poured into your lap. For with the measure you use, it will be measured to you.”


8. Propagation of the Gospel.
2 Corinthians 4:1-6
4 Therefore, since through God’s mercy we have this ministry, we do not lose heart.
2 Rather, we have renounced secret and shameful ways; we do not use deception, nor do we distort the word of God. On the contrary, by setting forth the truth plainly we commend ourselves to everyone’s conscience in the sight of God.
3 And even if our gospel is veiled, it is veiled to those who are perishing.
4 The god of this age has blinded the minds of unbelievers, so that they cannot see the light of the gospel that displays the glory of Christ, who is the image of God.
5 For what we preach is not ourselves, but Jesus Christ as Lord, and ourselves as your servants for Jesus’ sake.
6 For God, who said, “Let light shine out of darkness,” made his light shine in our hearts to give us the light of the knowledge of God’s glory displayed in the face of Christ.

2 Timothy 4:2
2 Preach the word; be prepared in season and out of season; correct, rebuke and encourage—with great patience and careful instruction.


Conclusion:
Paying tithes and offering is an opportunity for God to bless us, so we should be ready to fulfil our own part and God will be committed to His own Covenant in
Malachi 3:10-12
10 Bring the whole tithe into the storehouse, that there may be food in my house. Test me in this,” says the Lord Almighty, “and see if I will not throw open the floodgates of heaven and pour out so much blessing that there will not be room enough to store it.
11 I will prevent pests from devouring your crops, and the vines in your fields will not drop their fruit before it is ripe,” says the Lord Almighty.
12 “Then all the nations will call you blessed, for yours will be a delightful land,” says the Lord Almighty.

Prayer Points Before Paying Your Tithe And Offerings.
1. Father, please give me the grace to pay my tithes and offerings as at when due.

2. Father, in Your mercy, please completely block every leakage in my finances.


3. Father, release Your Spirit of giving into my life.

4. Father, by Your mercy please open the windows of heaven and pour me the blessing You promised me.


5. Father, help every member of Your Church to be faithful in their tithes and offerings.

6. Lord open the eyes of brethren who are not yet paying their tithes to see Your displeasure and curses and make them restitute their ways.


7. Personal Require.

https://bummyla.com/2018/03/23/benefits-of-paying-your-tithes-and-offerings/


https://bummyla.com/2018/03/23/prayer-points-before-paying-your-tithe-and-offerings/
FamilyRe: I Am Emotional Abused By My Spouse, What Shall I Do? by bummyla(op): 2:27pm On Mar 23, 2018
Thanks a lot!

Sagamite:
As I am a happiness fanatic, I will always tell you to end it.

I have no time and interests for persistent arguments. And as I have said previously on NL, I will NEVER go to a marriage counsellor. Fck that!

If she wants to go, let her go.

What I want from a partner is good connection, banter, jokes, caressing, going out, loving behaviours, great conversations, holidays together, reasonably different personalities, selflessness and good passionate fuku faka.

I am very focused and clear on what I want. It really is not rocket science.

Any girl that wants to continuously argue is free to move on. I have no interest in that. I make it clear implicitly and explicitly that I don't like that or I am not into that once it starts occurring, and if my message is not being received and processed, I will leave.

I never hit. Don't do domestic abuse. I just leave.

A girl that wants to provoke you or always want to fight you is not right for you. Period! It is a no-brainer for me.

Worse still when she is fcking too proud to apologise when she is wrong and knows she is the one on the wrong.

I am not saying there should never be arguments in a relationship, that is normal and healthy. But for one person to always want to be the one to rock the boat and poison the connection, not acceptable.
FamilyRe: I Am Emotional Abused By My Spouse, What Shall I Do? by bummyla(op): 11:06am On Mar 23, 2018
So painful! It is well! https://www.bummyla.com

Pipedreams:
Run for your life! I left my marriage of 1year cos of these!
Christianity EtcPrayer Points Before Paying Your Tithe And Offerings. by bummyla(op): 2:13am On Mar 23, 2018
1. Father, please give me the grace to pay my tithes and offerings as at when due.

2. Father, in Your mercy, please completely block every leakage in my finances.


3. Father, release Your Spirit of giving into my life.

4. Father, by Your mercy please open the windows of heaven and pour me the blessing You promised me.


5. Father, help every member of Your Church to be faithful in their tithes and offerings.

6. Lord open the eyes of brethren who are not yet paying their tithes to see Your displeasure and curses and make them restitute their ways.


7. Personal Require.
https://bummyla.com/2018/03/23/prayer-points-before-paying-your-tithe-and-offerings/
FamilyRe: Husbands Or Wives With Mouth Odour, How Do You Cope? by bummyla(m): 11:33pm On Mar 22, 2018
4 very nice men around me have mouth odour! Some days I perceive it, some days I don't and they are all happily married.

2 have holes in their mouth/teeth, these contributed to their mouth odour!

1 has rotten red teeth- due to childhood medication & negligent!!

The last one wears a wire across his teeth, which traps rotten food particles around and within the wire.

Since they are wonderful personalities & their wives (not to my knowledge have complained) I chose to ignore the smell and enjoy their companies.


But as a human being, once is a purple moon, I will gently point it out to them in private, none has taken offence till date. Maybe they know I am a friend.

https://www.bummyla.com
FamilyRe: I Am Emotional Abused By My Spouse, What Shall I Do? by bummyla(op): 9:25pm On Mar 22, 2018
MiddleDimension:
my dear, call off that relationship or whatever you call it. truth is if you go ahead and marry her, she will ontinue her behaviour and it will get to a point that you would beat her up and people would start calling you he shameful name ''wife beater''. she can even reprt you to the police and th will jail you. no one will listen to the fact that you have been complaining. people believe that women have the freedom to abuse men and men should not retaliate. when you lift your hand to hit her, they will tell you you are not matue emotionally. they quickly forget the fact that you have been taking it all the while. the society gives women the go ahead to behave badly and assures them that there is no consequence. when office for domestic violence, which it is actually an office for violence against women, is set up, means we are funding women's bad behavior with public fund. how lower can we decend as a civilization? to tell a grown adult female with a bushy vaginaaaaaaa hair that there are no consequencies for action?


Thanks a lot
who hurts a person the claim they love? just tell me who that person is! @cococandy @sagamite
Christianity EtcI Bless You. by bummyla(op): 7:00pm On Mar 22, 2018
3 my God is my rock, in whom I take refuge,
My shield and the horn of my salvation.
He is my stronghold, my refuge and my savior—
From violent people you save me.

4 “I called to the Lord, who is worthy of praise,
And have been saved from my enemies.
2 Samuel 22:3-4




May you escape and overcome every attempt of the enemy to destroy you. I bless you with the blessings of Mordecai, may the Lord settle your case. I bless you with the blessings of Elisha, may you receive double portion of the anointing. I bless you with the blessings of Zerubbabel, every great mountain before you shall become plain and may you complete every excellent project you have started. The LORD bless thee, and keep thee: The LORD make his face shine upon thee, and be gracious unto thee: The LORD lift up his countenance upon thee, and give thee peace. May the Lord prosper you; it is well with you, in Jesus name. Amen. You are blessed.
Numbers 6:24-26
https://bummyla.com/2018/03/22/i-bless-you/
Christianity EtcIf All Numbers In Mathematics Were Given An Opportunity To Speak. by bummyla(op): 6:40pm On Mar 21, 2018
If numbers in Mathematics were given an opportunity to speak, I think some were going to accuse zero and one. Because any number that is multiplied by zero gives zero. Zero will bring down numbers to nothing.

There are some people in life who are like number zero. If you associate with them no matter how great your value is they will bring you down to zero.

How about one? Any number multiplied by one remains unchanged no matter how big it is.

There are some people in life that are like one. No matter how they touch your life you remain the same. You don't grow, you don't improve, and you remain at the same level.

Who do you associate with?
Be not deceived: evil communications corrupt good manners.
1 Corinthians 15:33




He who walks with wise men will be wise, But the companion of fools will suffer harm.
Proverbs 13:20




My son, if sinners entice you, Do not consent.
Proverbs 1:10-11



“Leave the presence of a fool, for there you do not meet words of knowledge.”
Proverbs 14:7





This year, I pray that God will separate us from everyone carrying the spirit of Zero (0) and One (1). I pray that God also helps us grow and be greater than 1 so that when we touch the lives of others, we will add value. Amen.
https://bummyla.com/2018/03/21/if-all-numbers-in-mathematics-were-given-an-opportunity-to-speak/
Christianity EtcYour Testimony Shall Last Forever. by bummyla(op): 10:18pm On Mar 20, 2018
God shall bless us; and all the ends of the earth shall fear him.
Psalm 67:7





As long as there is God in Heaven, you will never know shame. Your life will always have a meaning. The door of goodness shall not be shut against you.


Every satanic power trying to re-design your destiny shall be crushed by heavenly hosts. Every evil arrow shall return back to the sender.


By the grace of God, your arrival at all places will break barriers, your miracle will break protocols, your testimony shall last forever, and you shall be the most preferred anywhere you go in the name of Jesus.

Amen.




Blessed be the Lord, who daily loadeth us with benefits, even the God of our salvation. Selah.
Psalm 68:19

https://bummyla.com/2018/03/20/your-testimony-shall-last-forever/
Christianity EtcEvery Arrow Of Death, Sickness, Poverty And Failure Thrown At You. by bummyla(op): 1:13pm On Mar 20, 2018
Every arrow of death, sickness, poverty and failure thrown at you by the enemy will be returned back to the sender in Jesus Mighty Name. Amen.


The grace of our Lord Jesus Christ be with your spirit, brothers and sisters. Amen.
Gal 6:18




No weapon that is formed against thee shall prosper; and every tongue that shall rise against thee in judgment thou shalt condemn. This is the heritage of the servants of the LORD, and their righteousness is of me, saith the LORD.
Isaiah 54:17



Say to the righteous that it will go well with them, For they will eat the fruit of their actions.
Isaiah 3:10





Behold, the Lord GOD helps Me; Who is he who condemns Me? Behold, they will all wear out like a garment; The moth will eat them.
Isaiah 50:9








The Grace that is only found in the name of Jesus Christ will work for you this week like never before and grant you power to silence all your enemies forever in Jesus name.
Amen.

Holy Spirit will destroy every power that will not allow your glory to shine. Holy Ghost fire will visit the foundation of your life and destroy every power that is affecting the manifestation of your destiny. Another person will not eat your sweat. You will not be a victim of circumstances no matter what is happening in the country. Every arrows of death, sickness, poverty and failure thrown at you by the enemy will be returned back to the sender in Jesus Mighty Name. Amen.
https://bummyla.com/2018/03/20/every-arrow-of-death-sickness-poverty-and-failure-thrown-at-you-by-the-enemy-will-be-returned-back-to-the-sender-in-jesus-mighty-name-amen/
FamilyRe: I Am Emotional Abused By My Spouse, What Shall I Do? by bummyla(op): 10:42am On Mar 20, 2018
I need to start watching BBNaija! Never watched an episode! Thanks Bros!

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