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Crime › Re: Criminal Withdrawal By Access Bank by CALCULUS16: 1:33pm On Apr 04, 2021
Na every month them dey deduct 2.5k from my account self
Access bank na thief, without expecting it that's when they would debit
Education › Re: Is Sociology A Nice Course To Study In Nigeria? by CALCULUS16: 9:11pm On Apr 02, 2021
Etinosa1234:
There's no valuable course now that will grant u a sure job after graduation... Even Law don dey useless one Kain...

Just make sure to learn important skills during ur time in school... It'll help u a lot
This is true.
I know some guys that are lawyers, most of them no get shishi grin na suit dey cover their wretchedness, imagine them working under one boss for 15k per month, law no be sort after course again unlike before, in Nigeria! Learn any course you can practice on your own but most universities would give u one course like that to change your destiny, now after graduation u go dey wear suit up and down like a pregnant sheep looking for its missing offspring, learning skill is the more important than getting school certificate but the the latter is more necessary.
Celebrities › Re: Chioma Deletes All Davido’s Pictures From Her Instagram Page by CALCULUS16: 8:54pm On Apr 02, 2021
Akinsete19:
Not all that glitters is gold.
And not all that looks like gold glitters too
Celebrities › Re: Bukky Wright's Son, OJayy, Gifts Her 2021 Range Rover Velar On Her Birthday by CALCULUS16: 8:17pm On Apr 01, 2021
This life no balance o[/quote]This life to be balance, we needs to remove some unnecessary burden from our life, if it has to balance very well, you need to change where you are sitting or remove your weighty limited thinking that this life no balance then u would clearly see that we are the one that need to balance it ourself
Career › Re: Addiction To Betting! What Is The Way Out? by CALCULUS16: 3:39pm On Mar 29, 2021
musicology:
I am a public servant with a regular salary however I am addicted to betting and it is affecting my finances and most especially, my family.
Please nairalanders , how do I get out? It is killing me
I have sent you a message on email, let's chat I get some words for u
Christianity Etc › Re: My Experience Inside A Beer Parlour In Lagos by CALCULUS16:
AntiChristian:
The guy was cool. He should have given you six drums of water to convert to wine as a test.

"Oga just pretend it's a wedding in Cana and give boys sapele water"



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Why do most Christians sing worship songs and get moved then later sing earthly songs and still get moved by 'the spirit"?
Cos in some churches, Satan is the HEAD CHOIR MASTER
Crime › Re: I Have Just Been Scammed!!!! by CALCULUS16: 3:56pm On Mar 27, 2021
In life
Sometimes we buy wisdom with money
We buy knowledge too
You have paid for a knowledge you suppose to have known since
Now be happy cos no one can dupe you in this way again
Just believe you used that money to buy a new knowledge
Some people like you paid much more than this, just thank God its small money like this
Politics › Re: Afaka Abduction: Father Of Fatima Shamaki Dies From Heart Attack by CALCULUS16: 3:43pm On Mar 27, 2021
Righteousness2:
So Unfortunate!
Condolences to the Family.
Let's keep the Faith!
The Government have Failed!
The Leadership has Failed!
But GOD cannot Fail!
I Believe they will be released soonest.
I Believe they all will be released in JESUS Name.
U will be a good poet kiss
Crime › Re: RRS Arrests Four Notorious Traffic Robbers In Lagos by CALCULUS16: 7:35pm On Mar 26, 2021
dawnomike:
I still wonder why most thieves and kidnappers look tattered no matrer how much they get to steal...
Law of ATTRACTION
It means that people tend to attract people who are similar to them—but it also suggests that people's thoughts tend to attract similar results. Negative thinking is believed to attract negative experiences, while positive thinking is believed to produce desirable experiences.
Nairaland General › Re: Introversion Is Such A Bad Personality Trait by CALCULUS16: 1:16pm On Mar 21, 2021
Orpazpjr:
Chief, could you drop your email, I sent a PM will like to discuss with you outside of the platform.

Many Regards
Ok
Nairaland General › Re: Introversion Is Such A Bad Personality Trait by CALCULUS16: 12:38pm On Mar 14, 2021
Roman7:
I'm sorry, you were never an introvert...you were just shy n timid and what have you.....,.you can't change your personality if you're introvert u can't become an extrovert never....the only thing u can do is to be more out goin and dat doesn't make you an extrovert..... introversion is just about you needing alone time to recharge, stop all this foolish takes about introversion pls.......alot of extroverts are like what u just painted above if you don't know......alot of entertainers are introverts.....so I don't get where all these idea of introvert living in hell n extrovert living in heaven really come from.
you are right both on the introverts and the timid part, i just wrote that figuratively, hell and heaven I used there were just the description of what I think people experience within base on their soulical or genetic make up, i know most inventors, scientists and some entertainers are introvert, but an introvert which grows in an environment that doesn't help the matter will surely be shy, and shyness is the thing of the subconscious, I know it's not all introvert are timid , some just enjoy being alone,
Family › Re: Does Religious Differences Matter In Marriage? by CALCULUS16: 10:40pm On Mar 13, 2021
Onyi22:
From my inbox

I met this guy in my final year in school, we almost shared the same view in life, he possesed all the qualities I need in a man.

He's so caring, kind, handsome, a good pay Job n from a humble home, I can't deny the fact that I Love him.

But the issue is that he's a Muslim while am a christian lady.

Pls house does religion matters in marriage
Religion is pivotal in marriage, but I don't expect a Christian to be asking this kind question, unless u r a christian by mouth not by faith, anyways, what I'm seeing here is infatuation, u love him base on how rich and how handsome he is, or may be u have allowed him to *eat the forbiden* grin this can also bring this kind of question
My sister, for the sake of your unborn children, don't do it, I'm writing from experience
Celebrities › Re: 'E Choke': Davido And Drake Pose For The Camera (Video) by CALCULUS16: 9:23pm On Mar 13, 2021
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Isoright....

One is talented and the other one us untalented moda fuckkking frogged voice who uses too much voice enhancer in the studio and still dishes out dogg shitt to his fans
But the froggy voice paves way for him, he dines with kings and princesses
Let's learn how to praise the good in other people, no matter how tempting the fault finding or hatred is
Nairaland General › Re: Introversion Is Such A Bad Personality Trait by CALCULUS16:
I am highly introverted
My introvertishness comes with strong timidity embarassed though very brilliant especially at maths and other sciences, I'm very gentle, for every gentle guy u see, there is a battle going on between his subconscious and his own consciousness, between his will and the genetic or environmental programming of his mind
I don't smile cos I am fighting with my inner man, introvertishness also come with fear, i am the most fearful person when it comes to talking before people , meeting new people, voicing my opinion out, etc
But I'm the most kind and caring, only those who know me very close know this
I read several book on cognitive science, psychology, philosophy of mind, temperaments, etc even I went deep into spiritual aspect of it too
I prayed on mountains, in the secret places and in the Bush thinking a miracle would occur
But nothing was changed, until I started applying the knowledge I have garnered so far and I see that, heaven and hell is in our head,,,,, our mind is a miniature representation of the heaven and hell manifesting in this world with each person living in and with it
I studied Indian mystic, yoga and I listened to swamiji with the aim of conquering the mind too, I see that the mind is a place of its own, those who are extrovert are really living in heaven while those who are shy are living in the hell, cos most timid people do not enjoy the world the way they want, they are mostly with low self esteem, and some have personality disorder.
I have conquered my shyness a bit with the help of God but its not an easy job,
We gat a whole lot of strength within us, we are divine masterpiece that need to know and understand who we are, by seeing ourself in everyone you see , we develop cosmic love that conquer the hellish kind of mind that we carry with this *changing and aging mask * we carry about, remember this , this changing and aging mask is a cosmic design to put some in bondage , especially the introvert, but once we go deeper to the root of our being , and really found out who we are, our personality will changed , I must tell you the truth, life is boring when one is an introvert, but we need to work on ourselves
Celebrities › Re: Davido Will Be Shot Dead – Prophet Osei Kofi by CALCULUS16: 7:03pm On Mar 13, 2021
Something always confuses my medula oblonganta, cool
A spirit of god will tell them something will happen and the same spirit will still tell them to pray to him to pray against it, if they fail to pray the thing might happen
To the spirikoko or the spiritual here, who or what is that thing that give prophecy(doom one o)in the heart of men especially, and who is telling us to pray to him against it, cos I believe that if a spirit foresees a future, though it might not have the power to avert it but ......thank God as I'm typing this , my spirit told me the answer, deep calleth unto deep,, some souls have some gifts, one of them is foreseeing, some souls are blessed by God to truely see but some are cursed by Satan to falsely see, such seeing aided by Satan will surely come to pass if nothing is done, that's y you should not let any woli or prophet see anything concerning you, if u don't do what they told you to do, what they prophesized might come to pass,
This one is not truely a prophesy, this pastor is just trying to be known with the known grin
Education › Re: Crescent University, Ogun, Probes Gay Student Over Sex With Fellow Undergraduate by CALCULUS16: 6:47pm On Mar 13, 2021
b0rn2fuck:
Omo see head, na this kind head dey break coconut
Diamond head grin
Celebrities › Re: Blessing Ebigieson Gifts Her Brother A Lexus Jeep (Photos) by CALCULUS16: 6:40pm On Mar 13, 2021
Kobicove:
Why do people like bringing their personal lives to social media? undecided
Because social media is a world on its own for the egoistic man who seek praises and attention of people. They are those who take life very serious as if it won't end one day.
Social media shows the proud more than the humble, the religious more than the spiritual, the dullard more than the brilliant, the whores more than the modest women etc
Crime › Re: Two Men Arrested For Gang Raping A 16-Year-Old Girl In Anambra (Photo) by CALCULUS16: 6:31pm On Mar 13, 2021
Those who raped or who can't control their sexual urge by having forceful sex with their wives or anyone is a true definition of *animal*
Goat (ewure)To be precise,
Now after the 2 minute realise of their fuel from their nozzles, their eyes would then opened and see that o this pleasure is not really pleasure, but an instinct force against an untrained mind
The only sweet sex is design to be between a man and his wife.,
Peoples mind nowadays are polluted, people have unlimited access to porn these days, and since man is not all by himself, some forces govern man as a result of what he feeds the two principle sources of knowledge or thinking, the ear and the eye, what we do with these organs determine our progress either spiritually, mentally, psychologically, relationally, emotionally and intellectually.
Man is 99 percent of thought, the remaining 1percent is consciousness, that means *thought is the governor of our mindcity* the summary of all I'm saying is *Guard your heart, for its the sources of animalistic nature of man and spitualistic nature of the saint.
These two who were caught are animal among the human, likewise those who is having the intention
If they call *bingo* in your neighborhood, just bark like the animal you are.
Education › Re: Federal Polytechnic, Oko Rag Day In Pictures by CALCULUS16: 9:21am On Mar 06, 2021
This rag day would soon be named mad day self cos the rag not enough for some of the students
The person who brought the idea self na mumu
I don't know the importance of this rag day self
They turn students to begger, temporary mad person, and a poor fellow with the way they dress
Politics › Re: Shitta-Oke Ode Bridge Reconstructed By Desmond Elliot (Picture) by CALCULUS16: 9:12am On Mar 06, 2021
The only coma I saw in the pix Is the board having him in the picture using face mask
Abi one can contact corona from a man picture without face mask ? Can't they put his picture without face mask?

I'm not surprised at the bridge, that's what nigerian politics is all about grin that bridge might cost 4million naira as u see am
Those pako na imported
Forum Games › Re: Brain Teaser: Which Cup Will Get Filled First? by CALCULUS16: 4:09pm On Feb 26, 2021
None cheesy
Didn't u all see that no fluid is coming from the bottle.
grin
Education › Re: My Reading Culture - Rufai Basirat, UI Pharmacy Best Graduating Student by CALCULUS16: 6:18pm On Feb 12, 2021
ITbomb:
All reading and no fvrk makes Basirat a........
Rare gem
Crime › Re: 72-Year-Old Pastor Arrested For Defiling 13-Year-Old Girl In Ibadan by CALCULUS16: 7:02pm On Feb 10, 2021
okk4sure:
It's not well at all.
Then it must be borehole or soakaway cheesy
Celebrities › Re: Ikorudu Bois Nominated For Nickelodeon Kids’ Choice Award by CALCULUS16: 8:51pm On Feb 08, 2021
englishmart:
Mean men ko, median boys ni?
Abi standard deviation guys
Politics › Re: The Northern Nigeria They Won't Show You by CALCULUS16: 3:59pm On Feb 08, 2021
Why do most people get the aerial view of a place and term it beautiful? Its only "birds" that will see this clearly, anyway its beautiful
Phones › Re: Help My Samsung Phone Fell Inside A Pool by CALCULUS16: 2:06pm On Feb 08, 2021
officialfestus:
My samsung phone with inbuilt battery fell inside a pool and it was still until i shut it down and wipe the water off,after sometime i on it and it powered on and was still working,then i shut it down again and started shaking it to remove the water inside, but now it rufuses to power on,any help on how to go about it ?
that shaking is the cause of the problem.
You shouldn't have shaken it na
You know water is a good conductor, it found its way into some conponents , it has short circuited and destroy some important components in that panel.
Your phone is in coma now cheesy
Romance › Re: Aisha Yesufu: I Wooed My Husband & Satisfied His Sexual Needs On Wedding Night by CALCULUS16: 12:59pm On Feb 06, 2021
supportnija:
Walahi , the children of nowadays only snap their kpekus and send it online for money instead of marriage
The person who coined this word *kpetus* deserve an award cheesy, the line snap their kpetus got me laughing
Politics › Re: ''I Was Born To Die" - Aisha Yesufu Reacts After Receiving A Death Threat by CALCULUS16: 10:29pm On Feb 02, 2021
jumper524:
all this your preaching when you dey always preach ehhn.
if I no see you for heaven on judgement day, we go get serious problem.
That's if dem dey see for heaven self cheesy even for this world self u can't recollect some old faces u know, we are all wearing changing mask around
Politics › Re: Soldier Who Was Killed During Fight With Boko Haram Recently Got Married (Pix) by CALCULUS16: 9:53pm On Feb 01, 2021
This headline is confusing cheesy is like the op dey for anoda realm
Crime › Re: "I Was Released After Ransom Was Paid" - Akinbami by CALCULUS16: 2:41pm On Jan 30, 2021
Mokason288:
You will be surprised how this same wicked herders would come to the streets pick as much as they can, the few that would escape will still pay ransom for the kidnaped relatives to be realized

The security agency and FG won’t do anything


I HOPE I MADE SENSE
no, the first paragraph is confusing cheesy
Christianity Etc › Re: Mercy Chinwo Condemns #SilhouetteChallenge: 'Women, Know Your Worth' by CALCULUS16: 2:09pm On Jan 30, 2021
90 percent of women believe that their breasts or yansh cheesy is the driving force behind LOVE, its rare to see a lady without raising or tilting her leg, just to make her 'behind' noticeable in any photo she takes, now the challenge is an opportunity for most of the ladies whose self esteem and shamelessness is like that of goat, one thing i knw for sure, most of those who will partake or who partook in this challenge: their "magnetic and watery holes" has suffered or on their path to suffering. Only male cares about his clothedness while the female doest care about nudity, its like the fruit adam was given, he ate the most while eve ate small cos the female descendents still find joy in unclothedness.
Health › Re: 300 Level Unical Student Dies In Her Sleep Ahead Of Her Wedding (Photos) by CALCULUS16: 8:55pm On Jan 29, 2021
inderhappy:
Don't quote me o..... But I no dey pity girls that date Yahoo boys especially when it's turn out this way. Ma R. I. P don finish
I will quote you
If u were a lady would u like dating a broke guy cheesy
Ladies brain is wired with money

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