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Career › Re: See The 5 Rules Of Spending by CALCULUS16: 1:54pm On May 25, 2021

In addition, stop betting.

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Crime › Re: Lagos Mad Woman Caught With Three AK-47 Rifles Burnt To Death (Graphic) by CALCULUS16: 11:46pm On May 24, 2021

Look at how this woman ended her life- from being mad to being burnt, she might receive her sanity while being burnt and she might remember the evil deed she did that cost her the madness.

Crime › Re: Otunla Blessing: UNIABUJA Graduate Raped And Killed (Graphic Pictures) by CALCULUS16: 7:35pm On May 23, 2021

Whoever pertook in raping and killing this lady, his head shall grow breast, his armpit shall be smelling continually for 600years, his dick shall never rise, if it rises, it shall break, the person shall grow butt like a lady and he would be rape by 20 gay men, until he too die miserably. Amen! This is someones daughter, someones sister. In this world, men are giving birth to demon in human flesh. Rest in peace!

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Nairaland General › Re: If You Don't Want People To Disrespect You, Stop Doing These 10 Things (Opinion) by CALCULUS16: 7:05pm On May 23, 2021*

see, that points 2 and 5 will make this world a worst place. If people do that, no one will visit, call or check up on each oda or through other means. I no go call am cos e no call me na so separation go begin. Do nt repay bad with bad, be good, call people, visit people, u cant lose ur respect doing this, if u lose respect, u cant lose honor. Some people might be suffering from depression, lackness, illness, in one problem or the other, if u call, message or visit them once in a while , it shows how loving and caring you are. some people dont knw how to check up on people [their bad, as they ll say], u that know how to do good without expecting any reward, continue! the universe knows how to repay a goodhearted.

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Crime › Re: The 10 Million Naira Question I Saw On Facebook by CALCULUS16: 9:16am On May 22, 2021

I go think of business i go do with the money that will yield like 200k per month , then i will be paying it back into his account small small.

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Romance › Re: I Am 31 But Never Had Sex Before, Am I Okay? by CALCULUS16: 8:17pm On May 20, 2021

There is nothing wrong with u bro, i am ur age mate too and in ur shoe and not that i dont want to have it, but doing it with the wrong person or with a lady who is "animasaun', i knw a lady who is like that and shes ever ready, how would i eat a 'left over'? I dont have issue to talking to a lady, i am just a cerebral person, i think with my brain nt with my heart, i believe this manhood is meant for a person not to be shared with any, until i get married b4 i can do the stuff [its a personal decision] Life is not about sex bro, there are so many issues to focus ur life upon than this, nature does nt give extra sx organs to one who has sx early [unless u r bro komeji] nor give extra orgasm or extra 5min, i believe there is much more 2 sx than we know, since its a path through wish all animals including human being came in2 dis world, who u av such thing with, might av connection with ur soul/spirit, Bro, be proud u keep your pure to this age, we r rare, when u see ur flesh, the boldness u need ll come

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Crime › Re: Deeper Life Pastor, Otamayomi Ogedengbe, Regains Freedom In Ondo by CALCULUS16: 4:29pm On May 17, 2021*

RingRoadMafia:
See as they broke the news as if it was their prayers that made the kidnappers release him. Dem no wan tell us how much dem pay the kidnappers , what type of kidnappers goes through the hassle of abducting someone only to release the person just like that? If their prayers were that effective, dem for dey heal coronavirus or dem for pray make thunder strike Buhari

money did it work by meeting the abductors ransom and God did his by not allowing murders thought in the abductors mind, remember,not all who are abducted get released alife even after paying ransom. In life , never subtract prayer out of the life equation, otherwise such life equation will not balance. But prayer cant solve everything, only a fool will believe otherwise, prayer cant solve problems like buhari and corona virus, cos they are somehow the same, na we nigerian chose bubu and coro na we human cause am, most prayers in christianity na noise thats y miracles are not happening.

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Health › Re: Christians In Bauchi Reject COVID-19 Vaccines - Governor Bala Mohammed by CALCULUS16: 3:13pm On May 17, 2021

candidbabe:
No we won't take the vaccine
We are not lab rats
Bishop oyedepo
May 2021

we would take the vaccine, we are lab machine [calculus16 2021 cheesy

] science find the cure and also know the mystery of the cure, religion cures and hide the mystery. Gods language is science, those who understand it does miracles and wonders, those who do not understand it rely on God to do the wonder why they look not knowing that some miracles we are expecting from him can be performed by us. Scientist are healers! As we believe our pastors, lets believe them too, cos there is nothing in this world that cant be explained by science except God HIMSELF and the Unseen

Education › Re: Why Do Some Nigerians Think Being A Male Nursing Student Is An Abomination???!!! by CALCULUS16: 9:10am On May 17, 2021

Nurse richard. It sound so ridiculous putting nurse before a guys name, nevertheless u can change the mindset of most people about it by being dedicated to it. If we would consider what people say we would never break limit or barrier. Bro go for it if u love and have passion for it otherwise knw that what u dont have passion for might become pason [yoruba word for cane/suffering] in the future. You can learn from encouragers and discouragers here, follow the one with the higher percent otherwise follow your inner compass. Shalom

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Properties › Re: What Is The Worst Experience You've Ever Had With A Bad Room-Mate? by CALCULUS16: 1:45pm On May 15, 2021

DICKstractor:

If I differentiate your head ehh, no doctor go fit integrate am

Properties › Re: What Is The Worst Experience You've Ever Had With A Bad Room-Mate? by CALCULUS16: 10:59am On May 15, 2021

DICKstractor:

God gave me a brother as a roommate. People around thought we've known each from day 1. We did everything together. We went to school together because we were also coursemates.

We eat together. We starve together. We always had each other backs

the OP asked about experience we had living with bad room mate. now i understand why some students fail test even after collecting many extra sheets cheesy

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Business › Re: How Often Do You See ₦10 Notes? by CALCULUS16: 11:38am On May 14, 2021

Toosure70:
Because it's very useless. It has no purchasing power even pure water is now 20 naira

its not very useless, its not all about buying something of its value but its value is in what u are buying, take for instance, u dey go somewhere wey go cost u #50, and u get #40 and #1000, #500 note[ and the cyclists or drivers no get change] , thats when u will feel the power of #10. In some places where u cannot urinate anywhere, but u need to pay to ease urself quick, this #10 can save you. Its a unit of money not about what it can buy

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Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Always Feels Guilty After Sex. Will Her Shame Go Away? by CALCULUS16: 10:17pm On May 13, 2021

You are her shame, you will soon go away after u don chop her tire.

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Education › Re: Did You Go For Another Bachelors Degree After Your BSc? Pls Share Your Story!! by CALCULUS16: 9:11pm On May 13, 2021*

What is fueling your passion is important in this case, and likewise how brilliant u r too is important, cos jamb and post utme requirement for medicine is somehow competitively high, do u have the fund to pursue this course, are u considering private institution or public? Add 8 years or 9 years to ur age by then, well its better at that age. What i will tell u is pray pray and pray. See, me too dey pursue medicine like my whole life depends on it, i did jamb like 5 times and until i prayed and i was lead to choose engineering in a university, gbam i got admission then and finished well, Gods way might not be our way sometimes, all we need most time is to surrender, but if u have a burning passion telling u to go for somethings , no 1, it might be God telling you u that ur current position is not wha he wants for u but due to ur impatience u accepted ur current degree, then. No 2. it might be another time wasting strategy of the evil one. just pray about it. God will guide u

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Politics › Re: Infant, Two Others Die In Abeokuta Due To As Gas Explosion by CALCULUS16: 10:29am On May 13, 2021

temitope27:
First to comment since over 5 years on nairaland, abeg come celebrate me come like or I go vex

so the death of these people no touch you na ordinary childs play [1st to comment] u dey focus 4 d past 5yrs.

Celebrities › Re: DavidoAt10: Davido Shares Throwback Photo Of His First Recording ‘Dami Duro’ by CALCULUS16: 8:31pm On May 12, 2021

ignis:
Why are Nigerian obsessed with this frog jump voice man.

Ahh lenu e! hatred will not eat up ur heart. instead of u to ask baba God to engrace ur life like him or more than him, u r here spewing the enviness of ur heart. u too may find such grace when u too embark on music with your "cow voice". its not about excellence, its by grace.

Romance › Re: When You Want A Woman And She Doesn't Want You by CALCULUS16: 1:58pm On May 11, 2021

98 percent of nigerian guys think of sex everytime, must u knack every "resting hole", life has more to offer than this "automatic thrusting and digging of hole" when all ur life u think of sex, u r not far away from being called animal or specifically goat or bitch.

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Health › Re: HELP: When Should I Start Making Love To My Wife Again After Giving Birth?? by CALCULUS16: 8:47pm On May 07, 2021

bro the pleasure of the world gotten from a hole and a shaft should not be a mans contant desire, today gbas gbos, tomorrow gbos gbas, u want spoil the yansh 4 d owner?. The more we are able to control our urge the more happy we would be and the more faithful we wil be in our marriage too. Can a man be sucking a womans bag of milk thats mearnt for a developing baby? Dont be stingy, let the baby have a taste too. Too much intercourse is bad, at least not everytime u go dey *pounding yam inside mortar* cheesy

u can eat yam with palm oil na! now as time goes with constant fk, the woman might get fat with protruded stomach like igba emu with her yansh like calabash which might be like igba pito initially the man married, when the man would not allow her woman to rest, even the brst tha suppose to stand like inflated balloon go dey flat like slippers. the point i am making is, let the woman rest from 9 month pregnancy and the stress of taking care of the baby, if ur body dey do u anyhow, u can give her ur "feeder"

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Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Aloysius Challenges Odumejeje To A Spiritual Battle; Invites The Public by CALCULUS16: 6:36pm On May 05, 2021

These two pastors na touts who see opportunities in mumuishness of the people. This pastor wey dey call himself true prophet self still need salvation and wisdom, if he seeks God before typing what he typed, God would have ask him " why are you full of pride? What are you proofing? both pastors carry the world in their like HAIR. Any pastor or prophet that focuses on miracle to prove his calling, na hunger or poverty call am in the first place

Crime › Re: CCTV Video Of Baba Ijesha Molesting The 14-Year-Old Girl Released (Censored) by CALCULUS16: 9:21pm On May 02, 2021

JovialJune:
You are her body or inside her mind to know she's enjoying it abi? Full.

i observed that u were mispelling "fool" in all ur comments. Full is the opposite of empty.

Romance › Re: Why Can't Guys Date Without Having Sex? by CALCULUS16: 11:44pm On Apr 30, 2021

Its because there is no true love anymore, men use their 'mushroom' to control their heart, if anyone ask u for sex before marriage, such a person does not love you, if u marry such a person dont expect fidelity, na someone like that dey cheat pass. You too, u no see nigerian man, na one oyinbo u dey date, u no know say oyinbo like s+x like goats, while some nigeria men like s+x like dog, you can see only 2 percent guys (i am among this percent) in the world that see sex within marriage as the best. To me, sex is not a show of love, its an index to lust. Anybody that cannt make ur priority their priority does not love you.. Such a person loves what is inbetween ur leg not you

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Crime › Re: Video Of Baba Ijesha Begging After Being Caught Molesting Minor by CALCULUS16: 1:08pm On Apr 29, 2021

[quote author=AfonjaConehead post=101228513]Much ado about coneheaded structures. grin

You dont know the meaning of what you just wrote! You just wrote against the potter who made us and u too. i guess, u r still a kid! nature will not go against you and gives u cone headed children, thats my prayer for you

Romance › Re: What's Your Biggest Relationship Regret? by CALCULUS16: 3:52pm On Apr 26, 2021

Akasammyoka:
Had a well oiled no sex relationship with my church member. Babe visited, slept in my bed for more than five times. Man was busy trying to emulate christ teaching without reading the Bleep me sign in her. 2019 something unspeakable happened

so, what did u regret, something related to that happened to me, but when i thought of missing the sexual ecstacy when i was alone with her, i used to regret but this kind regret na devil kind of, but when i remember the story of joseph i use to thank God say i no commit fornication

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Christianity Etc › Re: Where Does The Human Soul Go To After Death? by CALCULUS16: 6:17pm On Apr 25, 2021

Ebuka78:
It started from millions of sperms making their way up to the ovum in other to reach the egg after swimming their way up from the vagina. The one that first reaches the egg gets saved while the others are killed by chemicals.

Now a baby is born after 9 months and grow to be a man. What make you active are your nervous system. What remains is your inner self which is your soul.

In the bible, Jesús resurrected lazarus. If lazarus was in heaven, there would be no need for Jesús to bring him back to earth. (That shows that when one dies, that calls for a rest)

The truth is that no one knows actually what happens when someone kicks the bucket.

everybody knows what will happen when someone kicks the bucket, especilly if the bucket belongs to your parent got broken by ur kick or na soldier own am. cheesy

Christianity Etc › Re: Where Does The Human Soul Go To After Death? by CALCULUS16: 6:02pm On Apr 25, 2021

kingxsamz:
The bible was written by people who didn't know how the world works...there's nothing like 'soul'. Nobody has died and come back to tell any tale.
We're just a speck of dust in this universe. There's no God up

there watching and monitoring your movements and expecting worship from you. We're so tiny in this universe that we're almost insignificant.[/quote]There is God, it might not be what most people believe but HE/SHE/IT exits.

Christianity Etc › Re: Where Does The Human Soul Go To After Death? by CALCULUS16: 5:38pm On Apr 25, 2021

This question is like asking when your phone get spoilt, where would all the music,video, games etc go.... Consciousness animate all beings from the minute cell to the largest animal. Have you thought that we are neither this body nor this soul cus the body and the mind changes, i dont want to write much, we are just consciousness experiencing false reality created by mind. #hologram#

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Crime › Re: Criminal Withdrawal By Access Bank by CALCULUS16: 1:33pm On Apr 04, 2021

Na every month them dey deduct 2.5k from my account self
Access bank na thief, without expecting it that's when they would debit

Education › Re: Is Sociology A Nice Course To Study In Nigeria? by CALCULUS16: 9:11pm On Apr 02, 2021

Etinosa1234:
There's no valuable course now that will grant u a sure job after graduation... Even Law don dey useless one Kain...

Just make sure to learn important skills during ur time in school... It'll help u a lot

This is true.
I know some guys that are lawyers, most of them no get shishi grin

na suit dey cover their wretchedness, imagine them working under one boss for 15k per month, law no be sort after course again unlike before, in Nigeria! Learn any course you can practice on your own but most universities would give u one course like that to change your destiny, now after graduation u go dey wear suit up and down like a pregnant sheep looking for its missing offspring, learning skill is the more important than getting school certificate but the the latter is more necessary.

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Celebrities › Re: Chioma Deletes All Davido’s Pictures From Her Instagram Page by CALCULUS16: 8:54pm On Apr 02, 2021

Akinsete19:
Not all that glitters is gold.

And not all that looks like gold glitters too

Celebrities › Re: Bukky Wright's Son, OJayy, Gifts Her 2021 Range Rover Velar On Her Birthday by CALCULUS16: 8:17pm On Apr 01, 2021

This life no balance o[/quote]This life to be balance, we needs to remove some unnecessary burden from our life, if it has to balance very well, you need to change where you are sitting or remove your weighty limited thinking that this life no balance then u would clearly see that we are the one that need to balance it ourself

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