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CrimeRe: Eze Ejike: Assasin ESCATO Arrested In Nsukka, Enugu State (Photos) by Cantonese: 8:01am On Jul 11, 2020
ThatFairGuy1:
Check all his previous posts, you should be able to deduce
Abeg use your mouth talk am. Make e no be me talk am.
CrimeRe: Eze Ejike: Assasin ESCATO Arrested In Nsukka, Enugu State (Photos) by Cantonese: 7:02am On Jul 11, 2020
ThatFairGuy1:
But you named them! Do you think what I'm thinking?
I understand where you are thinking to on behalf of the man who knows the names of all the guns. Can you tell us what he does for a living?
CrimeRe: Eze Ejike: Assasin ESCATO Arrested In Nsukka, Enugu State (Photos) by Cantonese: 7:00am On Jul 11, 2020
BOOOMNAIJA:
*When I was growing up, if my Dad rejected food, my mother will invite my father's relation to beg him before he eats. I tried it yesterday and up till now my wife has not called my people and I have not eaten. Should I eat or I should wait until she invites them to come and beg me. I need your advice cos it appears I am even having trouble seeing objects...the hunger dey wire me big time. Is this Twitter or nairaland abeg?
Wetin you no know be say your papa dey find something chop for road while waiting for your mama to beg am. Even e dey secretly go im branch office (girlfriend house) chop. After that come home and bone face.

Rat wey follow lizard enter water if the water dry for the body of the lizard how e go take dry for the body of rat? So you too you are waiting for relations? You go tay there. You for kuku call neighbours or mama Shukura to come advise your wife on your behalf.

Olden days formula no dey work again.

As you no understand the formula wey your papa use, why you dey go try am? If trap want to catch you make you be alapa ma si se. Make e be say na your wife dey provide food for table. Bro na the other side you dey see yourself cross go so.

My advise to you jejely go beg your wife make you no dey inside house die put.
EntertainmentRe: Fade Ogunro Gives Ballet Dancer Scholarship After Viral Video by Cantonese: 6:41am On Jul 11, 2020
tillaman:
He’s very good but it’s a no no if he was my kid!!!
I’ll rather have him attend judo or ju jitsu classes other than ballet
That’s me though
Better still you can send your child to learn traditional wrestling or trado medical medicine. Don't you think those two would fit your pickin? That's my thought for you though!
CrimeRe: FBI ‘Kidnapped” Hushpuppi From Dubai - Pissetzky, Lawyer by Cantonese: 6:21am On Jul 11, 2020
Sefa2018:
This Lawyer is a scam.
Let me put up a simple defense here:

The Dubai police could say they were deporting him back to St. Kitts (an American territory which Hush is a citizen of).

From Dubai, you transit through yankee before reaching St. Kitts. He was caught when he landed at his transit point in Chicago.

He is a citizen of 2 countries. He was sent to the one closer to yankee.

This lawyer just wants his share of the fraud money.
Did you read the story in its entirety?
Did you read the point where FBI officers were asked how the young man got to USA? If you did you'd notice they could not respond as they could not provide any answer to that act of illegality.

Truthfully our society just like the USA is loaded with crime. The problem we have is our inability to protect our own people.

Our EFCC should have moved to get him back to Nigeria, prosecute and jail him here, not America.

With such magnitude of crime the American government would always protect their own. Everywhere you travel to you cannot find safety with the Nigerian high commissions. Here in Nigeria, Americans protect our fellow Nigerians who hold American citizenships. We must all wake up and protect ourselves and nation.
CrimeRe: FBI ‘Kidnapped” Hushpuppi From Dubai - Pissetzky, Lawyer by Cantonese: 8:01pm On Jul 10, 2020
If Hushpuppi was an American would the Dubai authorities have handed him over so easily to Nigeria for prosecution? Even with the glaring evidence?
CrimeRe: FBI ‘Kidnapped” Hushpuppi From Dubai - Pissetzky, Lawyer by Cantonese: 7:59pm On Jul 10, 2020
Joshmodest:
Has he handled your case before huh
The best response I have seen today. Abeg get yourself one bowl of burukutu.
TravelRe: 10 then And Now Photos Of famous Cities Showing How Much They’ve Changed. by Cantonese: 7:52pm On Jul 10, 2020
obembet:
6. Singapore, Republic of Singapore in 1990 and now
Please there was no country called Singapore in 1900.

Abeg if you wan lie, try make e no show.

Singapore 1900 ko Ijebu Igbo 1748 ni.
PoliticsRe: Wike To Uzodinma: "Edo Boys Are Waiting For You. Make Sure You Mask Your Face by Cantonese: 2:32pm On Jul 10, 2020
tesppidd:
Use your head.
I am using it very well. You need to provide the answer if we do not seem to know how Wike became a governor when there was no election.
PoliticsRe: Oluwatoyin Akere Reject Assembly's Request To Set Up Probe Panel Against Agboola by Cantonese: 2:30pm On Jul 10, 2020
RenaissanceGuy:
I like this woman's courage. The era of governors pocketing their state house of assembly and Chief Judge of the state and using them to impeach and remove their deputies is coming to an end.

The constitution says it must be signed by ⅔ members and the number is below that.
Do not forget that the governor himself is a SAN. He knows the rules very well and should expect the laws to be interpreted very well.
PoliticsRe: Wike To Uzodinma: "Edo Boys Are Waiting For You. Make Sure You Mask Your Face by Cantonese: 10:24am On Jul 10, 2020
tesppidd:
There was no election in Rivers state in 2015.

The fact that Brazil can beat India in a football match does not mean that the referee should simply record a win for Brazil without allowing the football match to happen in the pitch.

Edo is not Lagos and Edo is not Rivers either.
If there was no election in Rivers state in 2015 how did Wike become the governor? Please enlighten us.
PoliticsRe: Wike To Uzodinma: "Edo Boys Are Waiting For You. Make Sure You Mask Your Face by Cantonese: 10:21am On Jul 10, 2020
Dansuqi:
How did wike clearly win the 2015 polls? You forgot the unprecedented rigging and killings that happened in rivers
When the votes were counted who won?

Truly violence and killings have become the hallmarks of our elections and the youths have become the victims. We must rise up against the leaders who make the youths lose their lives during elections.

Looking at the Rivers elections of 2015 did APC win?
PoliticsRe: Wike To Uzodinma: "Edo Boys Are Waiting For You. Make Sure You Mask Your Face by Cantonese:
tesppidd:
So if Rivers election is conducted 1 million times Wike will win.

So that Is what made him conive with Jonathan in 2015 to simply write results and announce as hundreds of Rivers people died in 2015.

And then the same Supreme Court validated him.

Who is the real Supreme Court Governor now?
Come on brother, where did Wike go wrong with his comment? They say those who go to equity must have clean hands. Wike did not pick on either Ganduje or Uzodimma publicly. They made the public move first, but unfortunately against a very confident person and strong person.

Is the Ganduje dollar video a public secret? Did Uzodimma actually win the election in Imo state? How can you logically declare a candidate who came 4th in an election the winner? Did you not hear Ganduje say publicly that Wike would be sent to an isolation center? Did Oshiomole not truly call Iyamu a thief? Did you not hear Iyamu three days ago publicly admit that he was a cultist? Has he renounced even as a Pastor?

Did Wike not clearly win the 2015 election in Rivers state? Was he not the first? Are you not aware that all candidates after the election go to the highest courts in an attempt to secure victory? Once again how is it logically possible for the 4th in an election to become the 1st? This broke all known records. It's only in this government that you can find such political abracadabra.

Without deceiving ourselves, governorship elections in states are beginning to assume the status of wars. They say all is fair in a war. Were you not a witness to what played out in Osun state? What about Kogi state and the security men shooting at voters from helicopters? Did you not see Yaya Bello's margin? Now established by the supreme court? Baba once beaten twice shy. Truthfully APC has taught other political parties how to weaponise themselves and secure their positions.

Under this APC federal leadership governors do not see eye to eye. The NGF has lost its relevance. Now governors disrespect each other.

Please blame Uzodimma and Ganduje for their utterances.Those who live in glass.houses must not throw stones. I bet with.this Uzodimma will shut his mouth. Ganduje has already shut his...I pressume.

Truly Edo is not Lagos. Even Oshiomole has shut his mouth.
PoliticsRe: Ize-Iyamu To Obaseki: How Much Dollars Did You Pay PDP For Governorship Ticket? by Cantonese: 11:53pm On Jul 09, 2020
Jesusloveyou:
which video,
the video when wike said PDP are tax collectors.
the video of wike tax collectors will be aired at the appropriate time.
Which is more destructive?
1. The video with Ganduje stuffing dollars in his babanriga?
2. The video with Oshiomole calling Iyamu a thief?
3. The video with Wike calling some PDP members tax collectors?
4. The video with Iyamu admitting he was a cultist.

Please analyse thoroughly and respond.

Those the gods want to kill they first make mad.
CrimeRe: James Nwafor: "I Killed Your Son & Nothing Will Happen" - Awkuzu SARS by Cantonese: 10:29pm On Jul 09, 2020
bigbananai:
we know all that but hs father should tell us if they planted weed in his sons car and arrested him. i know sars are scums, i have had encounters with them while i visited naija. but they dont just kill u for nothing. when an officer arrest you, talk to him normally and them go cooperate. i have powers to even make them including their boss loose their jobs but i just talk to them normally.
they only get angry when u start challenging them.
Hahahahahaha. Then you have not had a "genuine encounter" with them. Challenge them keh? Who ever gave the victim the opportunity to challenge them. The worst states for victims are Edo, Delta and Anambra.

How would the father know that they planted weeds in his son's car. Who would ever tell him. They kill to cover up stories.

Until recently when public outcry began to make them review their actions they were "lords" on the roads. No one needed to question them or refuse to cooperate. They always took their actions on the basis of their moods or appearances of their victims. They would double cross cars, bring down the drivers and passengers, harrass and intimidate them to cooperate with them. Everything was done using force.

Please ask anyone who truly encountered them how it went.
CrimeRe: James Nwafor: "I Killed Your Son & Nothing Will Happen" - Awkuzu SARS by Cantonese: 7:36pm On Jul 09, 2020
AsomughaChuks02:
Nothing warrants extra judicial killing. But at least mention the crime the son was accused of that led to his arrest. Abi they just picked him up for being too handsome?
But you know that on most occassions those Sars people never have any clear story or allegation, as they say. They pick, detain, injure, extort as much as they can. Failure to cooperate can prove fatal.

Are you not aware of the accusations against some policemen who plant weeds in people cars in the name of searching just to extort them?

Are you not aware of happenings in this country?
CrimeRe: Gal Pissetzky: Hushpuppi Is Into Real Estate, Not A Fraudster – Lawyer by Cantonese: 7:01pm On Jul 09, 2020
ogododo:
Lawyers no fit make heaven!
Who tell you that one? Na you hold the gate key or register? No let me vex come find you.
TravelRe: Foam In Anthony Village Is As A Result Of Tanker Accident- LASG by Cantonese: 6:14am On Jul 09, 2020
nairavsdollars:
What kind of government is this? Why don't you issue a statement since to allay peoples fear?
What will ever be done to make Nigerians happy? Go up wahala. Come down wahala. If the tanker exploded wahala. If the tanker remained there the fuel in it will be stolen. Government issued a statement, people started mockery. No statement complain.

Wetin sef? Dem take am do una sef?
TravelRe: Foam In Anthony Village Is As A Result Of Tanker Accident- LASG by Cantonese: 6:11am On Jul 09, 2020
osamz007:
UNA GO SOON DEY ON AIR

IN A SANE SOCIETY THE TANKER OWNER WILL BE DEALT WITH

BUT IN A FAILED STATE LIKE THIS ANYTHING GOES
Thankfully it is not a "sane society". Abeg quickly pack your load and relocate to a "sane society" if you cannot make an insane one become sane.
CrimeRe: How Chinese Miners Endangering FCT Residents Enjoy Police Protection - The Cable by Cantonese: 6:02am On Jul 09, 2020
How did the Chinese get their mining licenses in Nigeria?

Truly it is very sad in our nation. The Chinese, as do most Asian countries, never give Nigerians citizenship. Some like Malaysia refuse to as little as extend expiring visas granted to Nigerians who visit them. How they are able to navigate in our country beats my imagination.

The exploit Nigerians right here in Nigeria. The oppress Nigerians in China. When will our leaders wake up and address this Chinese menace?
PoliticsRe: Edo: Saraki, PDP Leaders Pressure INEC Chairman To Rig Election- SaharaReporters by Cantonese: 6:08pm On Jul 08, 2020
silentoperator:
This forum is becoming a big joke.
I think now charges should be involved. This way only serious minded people can remain to share ideas.
CelebritiesRe: My Body Attracts Female Fans – Crackydon Confesses by Cantonese: 10:14pm On Jul 07, 2020
Dem knack the boy hammer for nose? Abi how the boy nose come resemble lizard head?
PoliticsRe: 9 Ondo House Members Dissociate Themselves From Impeachnent Of Agboola Ajayi by Cantonese: 4:27pm On Jul 07, 2020
The 9 surely are those who pledged to decamp with Agboola to PDP but failed to show up on the day.

It is clear that the house is divided and the 9 members along with the ex SSG are going over to PDP.

APC has another trouble in Ondo state.
CrimeRe: El-Rufai: No More Bail For Rapists. We’re Considering Castration As Punishment by Cantonese: 3:24pm On Jul 07, 2020
See even with castration as a deterrent there surely will be some dare devil young men who will risk it. Jail term + castration should be fully added to the laws.
PoliticsRe: Rivers APC Crisis: Appeal Court Fixes Date For Hearing by Cantonese: 7:00am On Jul 07, 2020
Katakata always. Will APC survive when Buhari leaves? Who the gods want to kill they first make mad.
CrimeRe: Chicago Prison Where Hushpuppi Is Being Held by Cantonese: 4:40pm On Jul 06, 2020
So tay dem follow am reach inside prison. No be say witchcraft hand dey inside too? Everyone that wined and dined with him quickly claimed they never met him in their lives. Nigeria sha!!!!!
Christianity EtcRe: Prophet Bomadi: Pray For Goodluck Jonathan, They Will Send Assassins To Kill Him by Cantonese: 11:34am On Jul 06, 2020
They do that always. Politicians are haunted species. They send assassins against each other daily.
PoliticsRe: Ajimobi's Family Apologises To Olaniyan, Says Event Was A Strictly Family Affair by Cantonese: 9:32am On Jul 06, 2020
babaolofin:
What you have written is thrash. 4 yrs will soon be over.
And in four years your vision will be clearer, added to better knowledge.
PoliticsRe: Kassim Afegbua: Obaseki Remains A Bad Omen For PDP by Cantonese: 8:16am On Jul 06, 2020
Kasim Afegbua should please park for one corner. Corni corni man. I hope he is not trying to use style style to attach himself to Ize Iyamu and eventually join APC if Iyamu wins. But as we all know Edo state is back to PDP and PDP will retain the state.

It is not easy contesting for elective offices and much more winning. I have not heard that Kasim Afegbua ever contested for an elective office talk more of winning one. If he thinks he is popular then he can contest for a position. He should stop hiding under political contestants and waiting for offices to be given to him freely after they win.

Funnily he addresses himself as "honourable ex commissioner" while others who have fought and won elections address themselves appropriately.

He is always neither here nor there. I thought that with Babangida as his major principal he could have remained in the PDP. Babangida whose name and connection he uses has for ever been in the PDP. He joined Oshiomole thinking that he could eat from two ends but left after demonising Oshiomole.

Hopefully he will not change his stance after PDP roundly defeats APC in September.
PoliticsRe: Ajimobi's Family Apologises To Olaniyan, Says Event Was A Strictly Family Affair by Cantonese: 7:15am On Jul 06, 2020
festacman:
Why are people too quick to condemn late Ajimobi's widow in every incident involving her husband's political opponents?

In this case, either Oyo State Government was being mischievous or there was a breach of normal procedure for movement of top public official: earlier arrival of advance team comprising security and protocol aides to prepare grounds for the big man's arrival while remaining in contact with other aides who would accompany the big man.

Unless, there is evidence of invitation or notice of coming, the question is, why did Deputy Governor of Oyo State just show up unannounced and uninvited?
Sincerely you did not get it right.

Do you think the Ajimobis did not know or were not informed that the government and people of Oyo state would be represented by the deputy governor? How would you ever think that the deputy governor would show up unannounced?

Do you think that as the immediate past governor the Ajimobis would not be honored by the ruling government? Did you not read how the man's wife openly and in a show of power embarrass the deputy governor when he arrived there a few days ago in company with other personalities?

Do you not know that the presence of the deputy governor meant the governor himself was there? Did you not read how the woman personally seized the keys to the gates of the house? Don't you realise that the reason was to keep off the state government representatives and make herself look like the victim? Do you not see the possibility of the woman herself trying to get a political position by making herself popular now? Oshiomole ended the Anenih dominance in Edo politics but the Anenihs never failed to honour him when he arrived for Anenih's burial. Oshiomole called Anenih his political father.

Just like we heard our president fighting against corruption, does Makinde not have the right to fight against corruption in his state? In this case an alegation of the late Ajimobi using his position to secure the disputed lands? Those who live in glass houses must not throw stones, they say.

Have you so quickly forgotten the Ayanfele story when serving as governor Ajimobi ordered the destruction of the young man's property? Ask about the reasons and you'll see the pettiness there. What goes around comes around. It is very unfortunate that what's going on presently. But as we know it is all wrapped in the game of politics and power.

The truth is that today Makinde is the governor of Oyo state and he deserves some respect too from Madam Ajimobi. That the VP and Baba Obasanjo called Makinde to plead with him shows us that presently power resides in the hands of Makinde.

Ajimobi took the matter to court. If Makinde refused the pleadings of such VIPs nothing would have happened.

Mrs. Ajimobi should be advised to thread softly. Life no hard as they say. In times like this politicians forget bitter battles and embrace each other. The woman is carrying bitterness too far.
CrimeRe: Gunmen Kill French Tourist In Ebonyi, Shoot Wife & Steal Their Money by Cantonese: 6:32am On Jul 06, 2020
FULANI HERDSMEN DID IT.
PoliticsRe: Lauretta Onochie: Hushpuppi Was Contracted By Atiku And PDP To Rig 2019 Election by Cantonese: 6:23am On Jul 06, 2020
Where has she been since?

How does it sound to her what she said? Between PDP and Hushpuppi who needs each other? Truly no common sense within these so called advisers.

And when PDP finally returns to power in 2023 she'll quickly jump ship and swear that all she said as Buhari's aide on social media were in the realm of politics.

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