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HealthRe: My Ordeal With gouty Arthritis(sensitive pictures). by Cantonese: 7:40pm On Nov 27, 2023
Na wah.
CelebritiesRe: Church Is The Worst Place To Marry, You Deceived The Guy” – Isreal Dmw’s Friend by Cantonese: 4:35pm On Nov 27, 2023
Pepperdemisback:
She asked him to have a side income, Asa Ashika has 2 different businesses but still with Davido.
He can beg for money to buy perfume but not to open business.
If Davido parts with him today, where will he start from if he doesn't have a side income? Does Davido not have side incomes? Does Portable not run a bar?
See, it is no one's business how he runs he life. People are so quick, so speedy to judge others, over matters that absolutely don't concern them.

Civil servants work for 35 years and happily retire. In the years of their jobs, the choices they make about their careers, lives and affairs absolutely concern them. The retire happily and have their peace, with no side or extra jobs.

DMX is the logistics manager with Davido. He is satisfied with his job and that is all. He is well paid and his boss likes his performance. Very soon you will hear that Davido uses his destiny and glory.

That he begged his boss openly for money to buy perfume, does not in anyway remove from his personality or finances. That does not remove that fact that he lives very well. If he did not have the ability to keep a wife, be would not marry the lady.

Unfortunately they both were too fast and not ready to marry. Possibly also they were not compatible in many ways.

Contentment is very important in the lives and of people. Your wife will push to steal and yet disown you. Your wife will push you to kill and yet accuse you of the same. Men need a lot of care.

Now they can both rest, move on with their lives and take their time to either reconcile or find other suitable partners.
HealthRe: Nurse Confesses To Changing DNA Results Of Kids, Tricks Man Into Divorcing His W by Cantonese: 1:21pm On Nov 27, 2023
Why the heartlessness?
FoodRe: Pictures From Abacha Hangout In Enugu State by Cantonese: 10:00am On Nov 27, 2023
MOVIC6:
There's nothing like variation brother, too much Grammar can kill, I don't know how many years you spent in Imo, buh I've been with so many dialects in Imo State, non calls it jiakpu mmiri, like I said before, Ikeduru, mbano, mbaise sometimes call cassava "Jiapu" base on nickname wether it is processed or not, buh generally known as eberebe Jiapu or Akpummiri for processed and shredded cassava and akpu olulo for processed and waiting to be enjoyed with well cooked soup.
Unlearn and relearn
“Ji akpu” because it grows like yam. When harvested looks like yam and called “Ji akpu”. The other name “akpu mmiri” is the other white colored “abacha” in water, sold with coconut.

“Abacha” agworo agwo, for me is more prominent with Enugu people. That’s where you get the best abacha. Also you get the best okpa in Enugu state. If you wake up in the morning and need okpa sharp sharp, please get to 9th mile and enjoy yasef.

Christmas is a great time to be in Delta, Anambra and Enugu states please.
FoodRe: Pictures From Abacha Hangout In Enugu State by Cantonese: 9:48am On Nov 27, 2023
Jessyjeff:
Give me a plate of Abacha and 2 glasses ( who send you) of Obollo-afor or Enugu - Ezike palmwine anyday.
Buy from Oghe and see how far.

But try palm wine from Oko Amakom or Oko Anala in Delta state. Na there we dey buy when we get occasion for SE. Cross enter from east, buy from palm wine tapper untop bicycle and you will never regret. Try the one gallon on the front of the bicycle.
PoliticsRe: Nasarawa Residents Protest Appeal Court Judgment Reversing Gov’s Sacking(pics) by Cantonese: 9:30am On Nov 27, 2023
The courts busy imposing wrong candidates on the people using one technicality or the other.
PoliticsRe: Oba Of Benin Visits Governor Sanwo-Olu (Photos & Videos) by Cantonese: 9:26am On Nov 27, 2023
Please our brothers from the great Bini kingdom, what is the role or significance of the young man standing with shorts besides the Oba? Is there any title given to him? What or who are they called? At the demise of a reigning Oba, what happens to such people? Can they continue with the next Oba in line? Do they have families? Can they stay away from the presence of the Oba for long?

Can someone please give us some money exposition on it?
PoliticsRe: Obaseki Targets ₦‎70 Billion IGR In 2024 by Cantonese: 9:18am On Nov 27, 2023
Na wah.

So the Benin bypass has become such an eyesore? A very crucial road the saves time for travelers from different parts of the south?

How is it that Obaseki is not able to intervene there and sort it out with Umahi?
PoliticsRe: We Remain Unshaken By Appeal Court Judgement – Delta APC by Cantonese: 9:09am On Nov 27, 2023
Bruisecruise:
They should take that Delta state from PDP. Enough of PDP theft in that state. The former Governor Okowa with that his big lips used all the state’s resources to power his personal vice presidential ambition with loans against the future of the state.

Now you have his stooge; a former okpe Osubi tout who’s now the governor of a supposedly intelligent state like delta now directing its affairs.

Delta State should be one of the most developed state in Nigeria but you have these crooked criminals ruining it to the ground every four years.
Is it APC that should take the state?
CelebritiesRe: Israel DMW’s Ex-Wife, Sheila Denies Calling Him ‘Slave’ For Serving Davido by Cantonese: 5:47pm On Nov 26, 2023
But he is in a paid job working for Davido. Why should he get something else that could distract his attention with his present job.

Davido has rewarded him with cars and a house. Who gets that from his boss? Again he is contented with his job and his boss is very happy with him.

Unfortunately the marriage was very hasty. They met each other in February next year and were married in December. Eight months later in August they were separated.

Always strive to marry the right person for your mental sanity.
SportsRe: Who Is The Greatest Nigerian Goalkeeper Of All Time? by Cantonese: 4:12pm On Nov 26, 2023
PoliteActivist:
He actually meant EMMANUEL OKALA, the real GOAT
Of course there was also Patrick Okala, the younger and shorter brother. Thanks.
SportsRe: Who Is The Greatest Nigerian Goalkeeper Of All Time? by Cantonese: 2:32pm On Nov 26, 2023
tunjijones:
Who is the best Nigeria goal keeper of all time?
1. Aloy Agu
2. Ike Shorunmu
3. Vincent Enyeama
4. Peter Rufai
5. Patrick okala
You failed to include:

1. Peter Fregene
2. Emmanuel Okala
3. Joe Erico
FamilyRe: Married Woman Justify Her Secret Affair After DNA Reveals Real Father of Kids by Cantonese: 2:28pm On Nov 26, 2023
Very irresponsible. Very stupid. We do not have the right to judge her. But at least we have some right to ask her why, seeing that her husband could not impregnate get, got the children from four men. Why not get the children from one man only, if she was simply not been promiscuous and mischievous? Seeing that it was the man’s fault, why not agree with him to get impregnated by other men, leaving the so called secret, secret?

The truth for me remains that the man never knew anything. She was busy fooling him and then enjoying the best of many worlds.
CelebritiesRe: Actress Nuella Njubigbo Welcomes A Son by Cantonese: 2:33pm On Nov 25, 2023
Waohhh.

Great actress. Good to hear. Congratulations on the baby.
PoliticsRe: Emefiele Pumped ₦‎10Tn Into Economy Through Quasi-Fiscal Activities – Cardoso by Cantonese:
“ As a first test, the central bank will be directing banks to increase their capital”.

The words of the CBN governor.
The question is how can this be achieved without further pressure on the citizens? We hear of more taxation added to the forex problem.

We talked about going from consumption to production. How is this same government taking us back to importation of prohibited items, adding more pressure to the volatile forex situation?
PropertiesRe: A Beautiful House Built With Mud (Photos) by Cantonese: 3:57pm On Nov 24, 2023
Great
PoliticsRe: Topless Women Protest In Anambra Against Cultism, Killings (Photo) by Cantonese: 1:45pm On Nov 24, 2023
KingOfAllIgbos:
grin

Yam legs and perpetual OLOSHOism sha.

See bushy pubic hair shocked

Nnamdi Kanu said 99% of their women are... cheesy

LOL. After 1000s don mount these ones...one chest beater go pay 38 page bride price list. grin
Thankfully na una grand papa Soyinka start the wickedness that has ruined many lives and families since over seventy years ago. We never see una sisters dem dey complain with all the killings around Okokomaiko, Agege, etc. Una no dey enjoy the shame, but dem no born una to protest.

Yam legs far better than toothpick legs with hunger and begging for food.
PoliticsRe: Goodluck Jonathan Visits Ganduje, APC National Chairman (Pictures) by Cantonese: 1:38pm On Nov 24, 2023
Confirmedzombie:
National alignment. Soon only igbos will be left in the sailing ship.

Igbos don't know how to play politics at all.

Igbo can never produce president in Nigeria.

They play politics of hate, bitterness, ethnicity, religion, sentences.

God bless GEJ for joining the moving train
Sailing ship keh? Where is the ship? Where is the train? Where is the hate, bitterness, ethnicity…? Envy will not let you apply yourself and life usefully.

The phone in your hand na dem dey sell am. All the accessories na dem.

The clothes and shoes you wear na dem

The wristwatch you wear na dem

The building materials used to construct the house you live na dem

The pots, pans, plates, cups and spoons na dem

The water you drink na dem sell the taps, pipes and accessories

The shit you shit na dem dey sell the toilet accessories

The bus, cars, koropes, danfos, okadas, and all modes of transportation na dem sell the parts

The drugs to prevent you from dying the die wey you for don die since na dem dey sell am.

Do you now see that they completely rule over you, control your life on every fronts. They have you in chains. Where you want to find your President again? Do you see that without them you are nothing? You are nobody? Without dem, Tinubu hardship wey you cause to yourself, e for don finish your life completely. Igbos no be your mate anywhere. No be dem say make you lazy. Stop waiting for crumbs. Wake up, learn from them and become useful to yourself.

Anyway, you kuku be a CONFIRMED ZOMBIE!
CrimeRe: Senate vows to sack, jail NNPC boss Mele Kyari, others over ₦‎12 trillion Fraud by Cantonese: 11:04am On Nov 24, 2023
Why not kick off the sacking and jailing from the same National Assembly? Abi are they not they ones who openly share billions among themselves and still justify it?

They should start there first and then move up from there.
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Student Faces Deportation After Terror Threats To UK University by Cantonese: 11:00am On Nov 24, 2023
Kalakulu:
The first ever terrorist attack in the UK involving 2 Nigerian brothers who savagely butchered a UK police officer was committed by yorogbas, I'm sure these two animals will refresh your memory, na una start terrorism on a foreign soil.
Now you got him. He will never respond to this clear information.
PoliticsRe: How APC Shared Party Structure In Rivers Between Amaechi, Wike Loyalists by Cantonese: 10:41am On Nov 24, 2023
DaddyYankee:
All Obidients must suffer and cry Amen!
Meanwhile you have perpetually started living a miserable life, suffering and trekking aimlessly, for the rest of your life.
PoliticsRe: Who Else Is Having Problems With Loading IKEDC Token? by Cantonese: 8:43pm On Nov 23, 2023
Very shameful. Very irresponsible. Very unfortunate. A very poorly thought idea by people in positions of power. Why introduce a poorly tested policy, heaping further pressure on already miserable people.

Anyway na APC supporters sabi. Dem think say suffering na ibe side. Unfortunately na dem beg for food and transportation pass.
PoliticsRe: One Of The Appeal Court Judges On Kano Case Is CJN’s Nephew - Chidi Odinkalu by Cantonese: 2:49pm On Nov 23, 2023
Bliss62:
Both young and old among them reason in a very strange way
Certainly strange to those of you who are blindly led by your horrible leaders into misery and hardship!
PoliticsRe: One Of The Appeal Court Judges On Kano Case Is CJN’s Nephew - Chidi Odinkalu by Cantonese: 2:48pm On Nov 23, 2023
Ttalk:
If the status of Odinkalu can this petty I wonder the kind of education those people get.

No surprise as many of them got admitted with a pass in English and Maths including Saint Peter Obi
First address your very horribly written English, before advising other people on theirs!
PoliticsRe: South East Is The Only Region You Will See Villages With Amazing Structures by Cantonese: 6:54pm On Nov 22, 2023
Pascal9:
Nonsense post, your people are jam-packed in the same Yorubaland, wasting their tiny landmass building houses for couch roaches and ant, chest beating mumus, for your information, yorubas prefer building in cities were their houses generate income and take care of their old age retairement than wasting money building houses in the village that don't make economic sense, your soo call igbos building houses in villages, will the house support them in their old age, that's why an average yoruba enjoy in old age while your people die early due to hardship because they invested their wealth in one building in a remote village that don't add value to their life, ndi ibereibe.
NFA and miserable life spotted!
PoliticsRe: South East Is The Only Region You Will See Villages With Amazing Structures by Cantonese: 6:51pm On Nov 22, 2023
accordadoga29:
Hehehe

Proceeds of Malay drugs

Ndi cocaine pushers
Better than structures built after using fellow humans for rituals and sacrifices. You may please show us pictures from such money making sources if you are proud and have any.
PoliticsRe: Hajiya Hajara Wanka Active Commissioner For Humanitarian Affairs Bauchi State by Cantonese: 6:48pm On Nov 22, 2023
If not for the foolishness the citizens, how would they accept such so called palliatives with the picture of the governor, appearing to be compassionate to them.

Is it not the duty of elected leaders to make life better for the citizens? Are they voted to play politics with serious matters like poverty in the land? Is it supposed to be a free gift, when leaders take homes billions daily and give pittances to the people in the name of palliative?

Until the citizens wake up, they will remain subjected to the irresponsible leaders elected by them.
PoliticsRe: Diaspora Nigerians Acquire Offloaded Assets Of Migrating Youths by Cantonese: 4:11pm On Nov 22, 2023
VikingKing:
In a nutshell, according to this guy's logic; people who have decided to escape the hellish system created by APC by selling their properties and relocating abroad, acquired their wealth "unrighteously".

When I tell you guys that the person behind this account has a wet kitchen sponge in place of a brain, una go talk say I harsh. See how he's rubbishing the hard work and determination that millions of Nigerians have put into escaping this concentration camp, simply because he's being paid 35k/month to sing praises of APC.
Thank you very much for a very great description of that fellow. Watch all his comments. They never show him as one who reasons appropriately. One thing I know is that he is completely bewitched.
HealthRe: Osun Woman Refuses Free Surgery To Remove Her Goitre; Asks For 300,000 Instead. by Cantonese: 9:53am On Nov 22, 2023
Very unfortunate.

Can we say it is hunger? Can we say it is poverty? Can we say it is fear? Can we say it is mental enslavement?

Certainly it was a VERY BIG opportunity lost to her. Nowadays it should cost between 500k and 1 million to have the operation done. The NGO did very well with the cost. The follow up drugs and rules certainly are to be preferred than the embarrassment of looking like a witch to children. Such an opportunity may not be found again.

Again mentally she may have been confused by herbal medicine vendors, who tell people with such condition that they have the cure. Probably she thinks that at the best she needs to give the herbal medicine vendor 20k at the most and use the balance for something “more reasonable”.

Unfortunately poverty has eaten deeply into people and their thinking has been bastardized by the intense misery, suffering and hardship in the land.

Tinubu said “efokan ba le” to citizens. Now those who believed him suffer deeply. She may be one of them. After relaxing, now no food in the land.

APC supporters, una do well. Na shameless suffering una dey inside so.
FoodRe: Abnormal Garden Eggs Fruit In Markets, Open Your Garden Eggs Fruit Before Eating by Cantonese: 6:25pm On Nov 21, 2023
Outbreak of some disease in the farm.
FoodRe: Honey Combs From Un-processed Honey by Cantonese: 6:23pm On Nov 21, 2023
LocalFARMERS:
I don't but I can direct you to where you can get original Honey.
Oya show us na.
Foreign AffairsRe: Five Countries That Have Referred Israel To ICC Over Gaza by Cantonese: 5:57pm On Nov 21, 2023
WannaHowzit:
Lol, Shoprite taught you the mall experience. Before then you didn't even have a single escalator in Nigeria in the 21st century😢 Back to Mama Put and her unhygienic open gutters for u with sewage all over the place😢😢😢


Secondly, remind me again how many Grammys SA has vs Nigeria. Nominated again this year if you haven't heard🇿🇦🏆. Won last year, Black Coffee and Nomcebo, respectively. Funny how afrobeats has died a brutal death coz of amapiano 🇿🇦🏆🏆🏆🤣🤣🤣🤣

Thirdly - Pep, Game, Truworths, Woolworths, Foschini, etc. All SA brands common in Nigeria. Which Nigerian brands are common in SA (well deserved poop emoji for u & your cowntry (🇳🇬💩💩💩)
“Lol, Shoprite taught you the mall experience. Before then you didn't even have a single escalator in Nigeria in the 21st century…”

Wrong!
Maybe you need to be told about the names Leventis UTC and Kingsway, all very massive shopping malls located then on the inner Marina, CMS, in the 60s, 70s and 80s. They all had escalators and were bigger than Shoprite. Youths like you experienced escalators at Shoprite only.

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