₦airaland Forum

rickyjoe:
My broda, she no deserve you but if u try carry out ur onslaught on other girls, no be every body live to tell the story. As you dey plan, devil don hear am, trust me his angels are around the corner to round u up. Watin person never see before? My girl left my house to see her parents claiming she was ill, only for my guy in another state to use her as his Whatsapp DP the next day. I gat to move on cos she doesn't deserve me and now I am happily married and she is not. Take time clear ur head, trust me u will be fine.

You will just self-destruct yourself.

Descorts:
what are you saying? Did you read my post at all??
I'm no lover boy, but people like me fall for these scam once in our life time. I will handle this so well believe me

Just move on.

drips8:
I can only imagine the amount of people that will storm hotels and brothels after this lockdown order is lifted.

Hotels will be among the first to recover from this recession.

All it takes for evil to triumph is for good men to watch and do nothing. What have u done or going to do about the situation? Family upbringing of his children might have failed him, but what role has the society played? Remember you are part of the society!

Like someone said, talk to the children gently....I'm sure there will be atleast one or two that will change. And change for good. Even you will be happy you turned things around for the man and the child/children. Heaven will reward you for your intervention.

ChoCho54:
Our laws are very funny. And to think that people who are assigned to look into these laws would just allow this kind of nonsense to subsist is surprising.

What can 6k do for a 14yrs old?

It's prorated with the minimum wage! 6k is peanut, so also is the minimum national wage.

GOFRONT:
I can see one skinny dude tryna exercise.....

What else did he want to burn??

Exercise is not only for shedding weight. He may require it for just good circulation of blood in his system. Exercise is good for the heart too.

I blame the electorates. They are just playing them for a fool!

Donald3d:


I am about to go very raw, kindly permit me, I haven't gone this raw here before, but you need help, so here it is.
I hope this doesn't change people's perspectives about me sha , we Nigerians like been mute about sex. Its an important ingredient in marriage, no matter how spiritual you are.

The best way to solve any problem is identifying the source or root of the problem and eliminate it .

From what you have said, she enjoys pre-intimacy , I would have loved to ask what type of pre-initmacy to help find a solution, but I also understand she is your wife and you can't be too explicit because this is a public forum.

Anyway, as I said earlier, let's tackle the source of the problem, which is FEAR, she is afraid, very afraid, so we need to eliminate the fear.

She is also pressured because you are "reporting" her to people, keep this between both of you Sir, please stop involving other people, fear and pressure is a very dangerous combination.

Please don't give her any sedatives, you really don't need it.

The issue with her fear is closely related to why lubricant aren't even working, the internal muscles of her privates would contract making it tighter because she is afraid, her natural lubrication won't also be discharged because her fear is making her mind "switch" it off, coupled with the fact that you are also scared of inflicting injuries on her privates.

There are two possible ways to eliminate her fear

1.Trying to convince her not to be afraid (easier said than done)
2. Introducing something that would involuntarily eliminate her fear.

I assume you have tried number 1, let's go to number two.
There are a few things that are greater than fear, but we would be sticking to the subject matter.
In this context and with the peculiarity of the situation, there is only one thing I believe can exceed that fear ...... Pleasure , Excessive Pleasure, when a human experiences excessive pleasure, the body releases pain killers and anti-stress chemicals.

So what should you do ?
You need a non-invasive pleasure mechanism, proven and tested , the most painless sexual activity. Guaranteed to give utmost pleasure .
You guessed it , O r a l Sex.

Its isn't just about putting your mouth there , you need to do it right (forgive me as I am about to go a bit raw).

You know your wife more than anyone, you know what turns her on, her pleasure spots. Use your mouth very well on those spots.
You need to understand that there is a mission here. O r g a s m
But there are some "hot spots" common among most women

1. The nipples
2.The clitoris

I would focus on number 2 ..
1.Make sure the bed is well made, clean sheets, turn on the AC , if you don't have one, turn on the fan and leave it running to cool the room. Make sure no one else except the both of you is in your home, she needs to be comfortable.

2.Ensure you both have a warm bath and wash each others privates before you commence.You wash hers, she washes yours.Try and start up a conversation about some funny experiences you've both had, how you met each other and fell in love , how much you love her, all while washing each others privates. You are psychologically manipulating/distracting her with this.When you are done, dry each others body and carry her to the bed.Careful, so you don't slip and fall oo, you can leave that part out, but women love it !. You can back her like a baby or carry her in your arms, whichever you are ok with. Make sure she is unclad, but put on a boxers short, this eliminates her fears of seeing an erect instrument.

3.Its important you place a pillow under her waist to elevate her lower region, it allows for easy access with your mouth and with your instrument, when its time for insertion. It also ensures you don't feel neck pain and can breathe well during the process.

4.Use your mouth on the clitoris till she "explodes", don't stop no matter how long it takes, but you have to be careful not to be too hard on it as you would get the opposite of the desired effect, you would give her pain instead of pleasure. You need to be gentle and firm(I know this sounds contradictory, I would explain), use your lips as they are soft tissue, that won't cause much bruising, suck on it, in and out, grab the whole of it (the clitoris--- I have attached an image for easy identification, its that slightly protruding part of her privates that looks like a mini peeeenis) with your lips and gently slide it out of your mouth, without it leaving your mouth completely, make sure your lips holds unto it(this is what stimulate it and gives pleasure), but not too tightly, you can use your tongue as support to put the clitoris in place, if the clitoris is slipping out of your mouth. Keep repeating this back and forth.

5.Now, its important to hold her, so you can feel the "rhythm" of her body, hold her sides, or her laps, start out slowly, but not to slowly, gradually increase your "sucking pace" as you notice the rhythm of her body starts to change . This method ensures you don't bruise her and you also don't get tired easily.It also ensures a natural flow and gradual increase in pleasure.It would get to a point you might have to go really fast, this clouds her brain with pleasure, do this only when the rhythm of her body tells you to do so, when she starts to slightly wriggle or when she asks you to increase your pace.

6. Do this till she "explodes", and wriggles in pleasure, most likely at this point you are also erect, its important you take advantage of this moment, because at this point, you have killed three birds with one stone. She is too climaxed to notice her fear, her body has released enough chemicals to considerably reduce pain and she is properly lubricated for relatively easy insertion.Don't waste time !!!. Slowly (not too slowly), insert, before she comes back to reality . Make sure the pillow is still under her it ensures her lower region is elevated, so you can see clearly for insertion , I assume from the beginning she is already lying flat on her back, spread her legs out gently, this also relaxes/expands the cavity of her privates.If you still find it a bit difficult to penetrate, manually use both hands to spread the outer privates open for easy access, glide in back and forth as you both copulate to produce a wonderful seed that would bear fruit in 9 months.

7. You might need to do this more than once to be successful at it .
8.The fact that you did all this doesn't mean she might not feel pain, it just reduces the pain, it also might totally eliminate it.
9.Once you start have it in mind that you must see it through till the end.
10.If she is in excessive pain, stop and repeat the same day or another day till you get it done.


NOTE: Please stop reporting her to people, apart from the fear she is feeling, reporting her or telling other people about it, is putting her under additional pressure and stress, its adding to her Psychological lock-down. Please don't be upset with her. Buy her gifts, make her feel loved, make her understand you aren't judging her or upset with her. I am sure this steps would work for you

NB: I am married by the way, in case anyone was wondering.

Love Guru

Do you think Covid-19 will make Government to take our health care system very serious

My answer is NO!


Sometimes I cannot but to just wish Covid-19 expires 50% of them. No offence, but I think that may be the only way for this country.

The issue is more about the channel he used in putting out his response. He requires some basic lessons in communications.

ZombiePUNISHER:
Nigerians

Always living in a fool's paradise...

This disease is everywhere and has affected thousands of Nigerians already without knowing..

Few People will die
And people will look for a way to explain their death and not link it to corona...
Maybe because of fear or political reasons..

How did I know all this..
I personally beat this virus
Only God knows why it isn't lethal in this part of the globe..

It is lethal everywhere. Its mutating and a whole lot of is still very unknown about the virus. Let's pray we don't get a spike in the no of death. We are trying as far as isolation is concerned, but we need to do a rigorous testing to know the extent it has spread in the country. May God help us.

Designerdollars:
How person go donate 1.5 billion nitori oluun .
Me wey dey feel like king on top 10 million wey I manage gather.
This life is unfair oo

Try sow 1million out as a seed to fight Covid-19. It will come back to you in multiple folds. That's the secret to wealth.

Just don't contract what is worse than Covid-19 after eating that.

Yenefer:
As at Feb. 23rd, exactly a month and 3 days ago, Italy had 5 cases of virus confirmed, zero death.
Italian Govt gave a stay at home order, people disobeyed.
30days later, Italy has over 60,000 cases & 5,400 deaths.
There’s price to pay for every disobedience.
Nigerians should learn from this and obey simple rule

Nigeria had 2 just last week!

National Cake

majamajic:
No apologies ?


They are blaming the illterate ones for coming

They are not blaming. They open the channel for sensitisation.

So Police is no longer our friend?

If you wear khaki all your life, every other dressing will look just odd! See him head....Cap sef no fit!

Smart Italian Dude!....He probably may have passed on in Italy.

Skyfornia:
A living thing

RTFQ!....It did not ask you for a "living thing".

Skyfornia:
Thinking....nothing actually cause I bought everything in my house brand new 4 years ago.

Infact I'm the oldest thing in my house...

You are a "thing" or a "person"?

Remijuice:
Ok
I think because of the welfare of the kids the Court now comes in

Yeah Remi, but its better you both stay together and care for the kids. Perhaps, you may find reasons to get married in future.

awesomesossy:
I think it's the right thing to do.... I was so devastated watching the video of kids that went to the airport for escortion.... The Principal of that school deserves to be purnished

The airport manager should be penalised too for accepting the excursion at this period.

HeadNigga:
Good citizen...question is, how many people, not just Nigerians, can be this honest and self isolate? Last last, if we don't cooperate by self isolating when necessary it could end up spreading to ur loved ones and even killing them.

I too love Coro, if u don't care it will take care of u and yours.

If we don't self isolate, Lock down is coming. I foresee Government deploying police and Military to lock down states if not entire country. That appears to be strategy that has worked so far.

Everybody's case is different!

Lawalemi:
So has to carry those pictures to the man in Abuja. It's well

I'm telling u, we are finished 4 the next 3yrs.

I don't understand......Dem say she no go marry until she build house for them?

I bet if everyone should go for test, half of the world already have this Corona. I'm getting scared now.

Madness has categories!

prepresh:
There is this guy that is very close to me, he calls me often, but has never asked me out.

I don't know his house, he doesn't know mine, he has never taken me out on a date but does more than enough for me.

What should I do? Because other suitors are coming and I like him.

You are a second fiddle. He is loaded enough to care for his lesser options. Or perhaps you haven't struck his sensual chord yet so he never really see what he wants in you.

Ah....Bayelsa Virus-20 loading!

We know what "passed away" mean na!