₦airaland Forum

NOETHNICITY:
The exact reason am scared to relocate from my current place.
It's like there is loads of luck packed inside the house.

My landlord told me while I was about to rent the place that no occupant of that very flat has ever packed out unless they are moving into their own apartment. Seems very real

Tough as it may sound, even the devil give gifts. If other flats are not moving into their own apartment....what then is special about that flat?

Just pray about it tho.

calberian:
Better die your death jeje than get buried semi-alive in a collapsed building.

U never hear of "makeshift" buildings before? They are pre-fabricted buildings. All they need to do is to weld, rivet / couple the pieces together. They could be as strong or even stronger than concrete buildings.

superlanny:
You know how many of those small girls go don press Davido preek Wella, all this small children ehn. Davido sef go dey happy...pervert oshi

Only a perv can only reason like that.

Justice delivered the Amotekun way.

These are the people that encourage gerontocracy.

neweraomo:
Who send ham work ,no be his job or why is he trying to make us feel pity for him ... make I quick fetch water,I wan baff..

He wrote to his fans! Haba!

Do they have to do this meeting every week? We are just very wasteful in this country. Can't they do it fortnightly or once a month? Do they have to waste our money travelling to Abuja every week? Can't the governors dial-in via skpe or WhatsApp video or any other secured videoconferencing services available?

Wrong Extinguisher for that class of fire. You use CO2 extinguisher for electrical fires.


The warden needs more fire training!

"A man with one watch knows what time it is; a man with two is never quite sure"

Step back and relax. Don't marry any of them yet until you've learnt how not to create multiple choice/problems for yourself.

You were hitting on all of them, now u want us to select for you.....Shior

What a moon landing!

U still need to learn social media etiquette. You may have just infuriated her the more by posting it again on Nairaland.

AskProf:
NEW profile, 5 years ago?

We need you as the Chief Inteligence Officer for Amotekun

akinmusi:
The smell is perceived to as far as Alakuko

If the smell can reach, the fire can reach.

Roon9:
Please prove me wrong

You don't imply I mention people's name or where they live. This is where privacy comes in especially when they are respected people.

The most common cause of death during sex is cardiac arrest and it can happen to either of the spouse. I know of one and have heard of few.

You may not find specific names mentioned out there, but death during sex has indeed happened between couples.

Ebonygirl1:


Just read the stupid comments from stupid men with double standards. If it had been a married woman who died on her lover, the level of hate on the thread would have been overwhelming, but since its their fellow dog, apparently its okay.

Spits.

I feel u. It's a man's world. Life itself isn't fair.

Roon9:
How come no man has ever died on top of his own wife? :- What do these girls do differently

So when baba thought He was 'Coming' he was actually going not a bad way to go tho

Do your research well....few have actually died during the act with their spouse.

Jestin:
Weather he keeps mute or not , Tinubu will never rule this country.

I think Ojukwu will.

RiyadhGoddess:
Thither goes IMO state Executive Bunkum!!!
Legislative Amateurism!!!
Judicial Rascality!!!
What is left?
Out of Zion shall arise deliverers

Oyinbo!

GamalNasser:
Nonsense 5 state assemblies agree and form a body to defend their Constituency since Buhari has refused to and now Buhari says it's illegal ..Buhari U lie

6 States.

BabaOwen:
MURIC the emir daughter is not putting on a hijab and she is shaking not just a man but a pastor. Is it not haram for a woman to shake a man in Islam There is even sharia law in kano state o... This is unacceptable

But you know the law is for the poor!

Some parents really serious with the adage " Ile la 'n wo, Ka to s'omo l'oruko!

Lol....it only shows how "un-gentlemanlike" you are. Same girl would win if she post such damage report of you to the lady-folks. They will all start running away from you, and you will think one JuJu from your village is hunting you.

Rule No.1...you have to take care of ladies even if you may not get anything out of it. It's only when you have not made enough money that you will think a lady is after your money!

Is you CNN?

If you're gonna put your phone in a cradle/holder, do make sure you wind up the windows. Sorry, if you don't have AC because someone is going to snatch your phone while you are stuck on the road.

Ukodo1123:
U have handwork, n your parent cater for u n u still exploit the young man

That guy is not suppose to pay your rent if u are from a good home

Relax and try find out why he's like that. Don't make hasty decisions that you will never forget yourself for.

Except if another guy is scratching you somewhere, I don't see any need for this your post. Like I always advice, know one or two people very close to your partner that you can always approach if you have challenges in the relationship.

ghettokid1:
She is not sexy to me

Try relax your nerves small.

ghettokid1:
She is not sexy in my eyes though.
She looks more like an old woman

Take another look Bro. She's very sexy.

Justcome:
I will make this as short as possible

There is this tenant that we gave quit notice since 2018 because of inability to pay the house rent. Up till now he has not moved out, we handled the case legally and its still in court till now.

This is the 3rd year that the man and his family have stayed without paying 1 naira because of our poor judicial system, we are still hoping the court will eject them this year.

Now there is another tenant that is very close to the man's wife, she did not pay 2019 rent and she was given quit notice 6 months ago to leave before December 31st, up till now, nothing has happened, we think she wants us to open a legal case so that she can stay for some more years free of charge like her friend.

Please what can we do concerning the two tenant situations?

The house is situated in Lagos. Ayobo area to be specific

Quick way, hire Agbero to throw his things out.

Or, Hire one fake habalist to make incantations at his doorstep every morning to wake him up. Plus put one fake and scary sacrifice Infront of his door. He will leave in peace

praz001:
This Dss rubbish self...

DSS are very stupid if the story is true. I'm shocked that DSS don't know that all lines are now on rental mode and it ceases and recycle back into the market once it is dormant for some period of time.

Moreover, the line would have been duly registered by another person. Is that also very difficult for them to crosscheck with the network provider?

Na wa for this Dangerous Secret Society ooo.

oluwamile:
.to be very honest,I don't know how Arsenal fans survive,most of thier fans are die hard fans even after serious heart breaks

We are true fans. Come rain, come shine. An average arsenal fan just want to watch a good football not necessary to "win-win-win"& all the time.

Ever wonder why arsenal ticket is the most expensive? Yet the stadium is always full to the brim?

LOGOBELT:
Bro I advise you to quit, blogging is not in you

This is 2020. Do you want him to steal? Try encourage him small. Teach him if you can, and he will improve

I'm just wondering what you went there to do.