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Health › Re: Three Die Searching For Cellphone In Pit Toilet In Kano by CaptainFM1:
CountinBlessins:
Typical uncivilized african. Yes in sane countries thats what they do due to Concentrated Ammonia exposure angry
Smile.
Don't bleeping lecture me about "Enclosed Space" entry. In my field. I enter enclosed spaces like 4times in a day and I know all hazards and necessary mitigations/controls to put in place. Foremost a formal risk assessment must be put in place and all risk eliminated or brought to ALARP.

I will tutor you like a 5yr old kid in this field that you opened your mouth like an educated-illiterate. I've carried out two separate enclosed space "human rescue operations" and numerous enclosed space activities, ranging from fuel tanks inspection and vetting processes for renowned companies.

I only pose a simple yet tricky question to you, and you think you are civilized enough to marshal 3men and kit them in SCABA set just to rescue a mobile phone?

To add to your stupeedity, you mentioned sane clan? Tell me one single sane clan that will go rescue a mobile phone in a pit without weighing the alternative forgone of buying a new phone vis-a-vis the risk involved in getting into a pit?

Perhaps, you're in one of these supposedly sane clan but you sounded like you're the most insane there.

Again, I ask you....
Are you going to wear SCABA to get into that pit just to rescue a mobile phone? If your answer is "YES" again, I better leave you with your stupidity.
Health › Re: Three Die Searching For Cellphone In Pit Toilet In Kano by CaptainFM1: 8:44am On Apr 23, 2024
CountinBlessins:
Captain here= let me explain

As they entered the pit tpilet hte highly concentrated Amonia gas immediately makes them delirious and confused, so they cant even clim a ladder or answer 2+2 at that point. they should have entered wearing mas with oxygen to breath because within ,minutes they would be knocked uncouscious at such high concentrated levels of ammonia gas. Which would quickly eat up the oxygen in theri blood in minutes and the braincells would have started to die. meaning if even they didnt die they would have been rendered vegetables aka imbeciles due to half the brain cells having died

The guy who survived must have enetred last

Captain flies away cool
Are you going to wear oxygen mask to get into that pit?
Health › Re: Three Die Searching For Cellphone In Pit Toilet In Kano by CaptainFM1: 8:40am On Apr 23, 2024
Sense no just dey this Hausa people!
Education › Re: FG Sets 18 Years As Minimum Entry Age Into Tertiary Institutions by CaptainFM1: 10:25pm On Apr 22, 2024
otherway:
I gained admission at 17 and graduated at 20.

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18
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From 17 to 20, is 3years. Did you do a 3years course?
Education › Re: FG Sets 18 Years As Minimum Entry Age Into Tertiary Institutions by CaptainFM1: 10:24pm On Apr 22, 2024
CoronaVirusPro:
He should learn a skill pending when he becomes of age
He or She can lose track and forget everything already learnt in school before sitting for UTME.

My take is they should go for the exams from 15 and the UTME results should be valid for 5years.

That way, a candidate that clocks 18 won't have to wait till he/she clears UTME again.
Education › Re: FG Sets 18 Years As Minimum Entry Age Into Tertiary Institutions by CaptainFM1: 10:21pm On Apr 22, 2024
My take is they should go for the exams from 15 and the UTME results should be valid for 5years.

That way, a candidate that clocks 18 won't have to wait till he/she clears UTME again.
Politics › Re: Remi Tinubu's Visit: Governor Adeleke's Wives Clash Over Who First Lady Position by CaptainFM1: 12:41pm On Apr 22, 2024
chigoziri2403:
What does the constitution say about a governor with two wives?

Who should be first lady officially

Let them be a dancing competition among them
The winner takes it all

Nigeria and trivial issues, in this era, we are bothered about office of first lady
The Constitution did not have any office for First Lady. A government can decide not to recognize it.

And this post is mischief maker's post. Placing the two banners beside one another doesn't mean there's rift between them as to who welcomes the President's wife.

Nigerians just like to create troubles where there's none. What's the point placing the two banners side by side?
Events › Re: Nigerian Party-goers Now Spray Money Into An Open Box by CaptainFM1: 11:25pm On Apr 21, 2024
DeepSight:
You want to bring back the death that Emefiele didn't finish inflicting on us with naira confiscation right?
I wish not, but unfortunately, that will address a lot of madness in the way we see and treat money.

A lot needs to be done to dissuade our people on how they view money.

Do you know it actually cost more to print some denominations than the actual face value of that money itself?

These are all areas the country is bleeding profusely.
Business › Re: People Are Wicked.....retailers Are Killing Us by CaptainFM1: 11:17pm On Apr 21, 2024
Pecoleee345:
People are wicked in this country.

Greed will finish us in this country.

Go to trade fare and see how street retailers are ripping us off big time.

My wife bought her body cream CT+ at the rate 2100 at trade fare yesterday while in our area retailers are selling it for 3700.

Kk brothers soap my wife bought the pack for 7k(6pieces) while one is sold for 1700 by retailers.

Her sanitary pad she bought 1 pack at the rate of 1050 while retailers sell for 1700.

Even strike bitters sachet pack(20 pieces) wey I dey always use console myself i buy for 2000 she got it for 1450.

Note she didn't even buy at carton price but at pack price because if she was buying in carton the price would be lower that than.


Just yesterday I bought a derica of rice on my way back home for 900 around oshodi terminal while the seller in my street is still selling for 1300 despite price of bag of rice coming down.

We are own problem.......everyone is wicked in this country.
We don't operate formal and universal market system.
In all you enumerated, you do not factor in transport, comfort and convenience fee for buying groceries on your street ( a stone throw from you).

Someone has gone into this hot and scorching Nigeria Sun to bring those items to your doorstep and you don't want him or her to drink cold coke on your head.

We all did business studies in school and we know that one of the advantages of a sole trader is he determines his price. How much more an informal market settings.

The only way to crash such a price within your neighborhood is by the market to compete with one another within that axis. Otherwise, if you don't buy from the store, someone else will.
Events › Re: Groom’s Father Turns Michael Jackson At Son's Wedding by CaptainFM1: 11:03pm On Apr 21, 2024
The real Yoruba demon!
Events › Re: Nigerian Party-goers Now Spray Money Into An Open Box by CaptainFM1: 11:02pm On Apr 21, 2024
The solution to this madness is to restrict or limit access to physical cash. People should embrace e-money.

It reminds me 18years ago when I brought out 600Pounds cash to buy laptop at Staples, everybody on the queue was shocked to see me bringing that amount of money out from my wallet.
Celebrities › Re: Moment Cubana Chief Priest Made Money Transfer Instead Of Spraying Cash (Video) by CaptainFM1: 6:19pm On Apr 21, 2024
You don't need to tell us he's made money transfer. It's that buga and intimidation mentality we are trying to stop in the society.

Now you're "louding" it again. Why give someone money so that the world can see?
Health › Re: My Patient Has Gonorrhea In Her Eye (photos) by CaptainFM1: 7:15pm On Apr 20, 2024
Is there no privacy and confidentiality in medical practices anymore?

Must you post?

Dr. George must be a very useless doctor.
Romance › Re: Why Do Girls Bring Strange Pregnancies To Their Husbands? by CaptainFM1:
Quality20:
Instead of discharging old boyfriends and old ways, these types of girls will just hang these pregnancies on their husbands.

Are they afraid that their husbands may not be able to impregnate or what? You see some women givin their husbands pregnancies from not only one boyfriend but upto two or more.

Anyway, nairaland women, pls help us out on why some modern day girls behave this way- or is it now a bad thing to marry modern day ladies?
It's not just exclusive to modern day girls. It's been happening since the beginning of the world.

And let's just not blame the girls, they are generally feable and weak minded. We should extend the blame to us men too that phuck outside wedding. It takes two to tango!
Politics › Re: Dino Melaye Mocks Yahaya Bello After He Was Declared Wanted By EFCC (Video) by CaptainFM1: 12:28pm On Apr 19, 2024
saphiere:
I think it's high time we realize that Nigeria will not get any better if the affairs of this country is not piloted by a woman.

Checkout our women basketball team, football team or is it our great women like Dr Mrs Ngozi and Late Mrs Dora?

I think we should drop pride and senseless ego and allow women to governor this country.

PS: Google the bridge constructed by Desmond Elliot and the one constructed by the female councilor.

Also Google the water project donated by Peter Obi and the one donated by Marvin music star, Ayra Starr
You also have women...the likes of Diezzani Maduueeke, Patriccia Etthe, Better Adu. Don't think women are immune from corrupt practices.
Phones › Re: Airtel Vs Glo Which Has A Better, More Reliable Internet Network? (Photo) by CaptainFM1: 10:24am On Apr 19, 2024
No.1 & 2 depends on location
No.3: Glo is cheaper
No.4: Depends on users.
Crime › Re: Thieves Raid Lady's Boutique In Benin City (Video, Photos) by CaptainFM1: 12:02am On Apr 19, 2024
VeryDarkMan01:
These are not Hungry thieves

It's actually an attack done on purpose

Maybe to cause pain to her or something
Attack, Revenge or Robbery are all crimes and she should report the case to the police.
Crime › Re: Thieves Raid Lady's Boutique In Benin City (Video, Photos) by CaptainFM1: 11:56pm On Apr 18, 2024
If you're installing camera make sure it's atleast 1080P HD. If you have the money go all the way for 4K camera.
Travel › Re: A Vehicle Without Driver Kills A Woman In Anambra by CaptainFM1:
What kind of reporting is this?

And what do you mean by this statement: "a vehicle that was being towed with a tow truck detached the truck and speedily rammed into her, crushing her instantly, while the tow truck driver continued speeding without knowing what happened"

Can a towed vehicle detached itself or it was not properly secured to the towing vehicle?

You must know that a disabled vehicle being towed is a "composite unit" with the towing vehicle and the towing vehicle is responsible for whatever the tow does. In a nutshell, the driver of the towing vehicle is the driver of the tow.

Your report sounds like someone is trying to exonerate the towing vehicle driver. It doesn't work like that!
Celebrities › Re: "You Got An Extra Verse For Me? Call Me,” Rihanna Teases Ayra Starr, Tems by CaptainFM1: 1:07pm On Apr 18, 2024
Wainey:
Wait? How come Rihanna is white?
Wasn't she supposed to be black?
Was Michael Jackson white or black?
Celebrities › Re: Cubana Chief Priest Holds House Party After Getting N10m Naira Bail (Video) by CaptainFM1: 9:58am On Apr 18, 2024
cenaman:
The Nigeria judiciary is so corrupt and bias. Why was bobrisky sentence to prison without an option of fine and this chimp... was granted bail, Is it not the same offence they both commited?
When a bail is granted does not mean the case will not be heard. Every case is treated on it's merit and how it's presented in court.
Education › Re: A Female Nigerian Student's Luxurious Room Leaves People Astonished by CaptainFM1: 8:56pm On Apr 17, 2024
This kind girl no go sabi book.
Travel › Re: Sand Filling Commences On Portions Of Landmark Beach Resort by CaptainFM1: 7:50pm On Apr 17, 2024
Ttipsy:
so why isn’t it possible for the stretch to be redesigned? I mean totally bypass landmass beach front?

Whatever suites them
A whole lot of factors to consider. I'm sure they are in talk. Whatever the conclusion will be for the greater good of everyone.
Travel › Re: Sand Filling Commences On Portions Of Landmark Beach Resort by CaptainFM1: 7:43pm On Apr 17, 2024
Ttipsy:
so there won’t be anymore beach in Lagos state because the coastal highway will actually cut Lagos off the ocean shore

huh
There will be beach. Not every stretch is banged on right on the coastal line. The allotments for the coastal road predates Landmark and many encroachers on that beach front.
Travel › Re: Sand Filling Commences On Portions Of Landmark Beach Resort by CaptainFM1: 7:10pm On Apr 17, 2024
Ttipsy:
what is the essence of landmark without the beach/water front?

huh
The beach belongs to FG. The beach can only be leased. Anyway, the main structure remains and the net advantage of having the coastal road far outweighs that of having beach front for a limited section and limited people.
Family › Re: Most Parents Of Today Are Raising An "Overdependent Generation" by CaptainFM1: 6:48pm On Apr 17, 2024
You never see anything, even the gen Z parents have also raised artificial intelligence and robots for Gen Alpha. Gen Alpha are already brainstorming on what to bequeath to make Gen Beta super lazy!

The dropping of the ball didn't start now. It's a cascading and domino effect.

The correction to this anomaly is found in Proverbs 13:24! We need to bring back the stick, koboko, belts, taperule, hot slap, head konking et al.
Education › Re: University Of Ibadan Students Lament 450–750% Fee Hike by CaptainFM1: 6:30pm On Apr 17, 2024
The President wants you to get loan for Education.
Politics › Re: Coastal Highway: Approximately 1km Of Highway Completed (Photos) by CaptainFM1: 6:28pm On Apr 17, 2024
Validated:
Where is the rail line?
Read mainstream news, not gossip news like Nairaland.

The rail is a different project altogether. What they have done is to get the allotments/corridor ready for it.

The rail project is not in the scope of the current project, but it's corridor has been factored into the project.

That's foresighting! That way, they won't need to start destroying structures again or create a separate route when the country want to do the rail.
Business › Re: FG Vows To Clampdown On Traders Inflating Commodity Prices by CaptainFM1: 6:10pm On Apr 17, 2024
Jestin:
Nigeria problems is relatively large. It is not just Tinubu that is the problem but you see those wholesalers and retailers re greedy bastards
Truth is, fair pricing can only start with fair minimum wage. Anything outside that, we are just scratching the surface.
Food › Re: See What 200 Naira Got Me. by CaptainFM1: 6:04pm On Apr 17, 2024
N200 even got you change remaining.

Wow.... Ain't APC government doing great?
Celebrities › Re: Davido Reacts To Cubana Chief Priest's Arraignment & Bail by CaptainFM1: 3:02pm On Apr 17, 2024
fuckingAyaya:
Who advise bobrisky to plead guilty? Abi him lawyer get Bsc instead of Lbb
When you plead guilty on time, you are likely to get the minimum.

If you wait till you are found guilty you may get gruesome sentencing.

Pleading guilty is a bargaining strategy lawyers often use in a case that's obvious and open to everyone.

The minimum sentence the law recommends for Naira abuse is 6months. The judge can decide to give 5years. Every case will be heard on it's merit.
Celebrities › Re: "It's Confirmed Chief Priest Is Not Small. Money Na Water" Cubana Chief Priest by CaptainFM1: 2:51pm On Apr 17, 2024
LegendHero:
Lol, be like say these guys don’t understand the meaning of bail.

—Bobrisky pleaded guilty, so the case is straightforward.

—Cubana pleaded not guilty, he will be release on bail because of the of the kind of offense which is bailable.

—Then EFCC will now need to proof that he is guilty with all their evidence.

—Then if found truly guilty, the judge will now sentence him with at that point.

So why is he celebrating?
Sometimes lawyers advice their client to plead guilty so that they the judge can be lenient in his sentencing.

If they progress with the case and he's later found guilty, he may not get that leniency of minimum conviction.

In 3months thereabout, Bobrisky will be out going by Prison calendar which is a smart move by his lawyer for him to plead guilty.

Sometimes when things are open and clear to the eyes like this, it's best to admit on time and get the minimum than to stress the court and the judge issue you the maximum.

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