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You guys spend so much energy on some cooked up thread.
This is not real.
He might not be a student afterall.

The genuineness of your writeup is not different from the dishonest voting system you just spoke about.
You failed to call a spade a spade.
You know, like every other person that as at today, we have not recorded anything near fair election in Nigeria, but rig saddled exercises, cover-ups, and whatever you have.

We should learn to sound plain in this country, if we need God's help.

Chai, if she took say 10k, she has just activated problem of 120k minimum waiting for her at home.
Sickness wil come, calamity wil be volcanic.
One thing she doesnt know.
Better poor wt peace, than rich with troubled home

How do we handle the traffic, and who doors the air warding, wld there be traffic lights to obey, who clears the landing.
This wil work.
Like 400 aircars in a typical city.

U didnt say its only ur parents that give u a box of gold.
Others were given by other relatives.
So whatever less than 10 yr age you are, its out of our business.
Tell me i didnt get it

Cholls:
My brother yes you're the only guy

He is not

Duru9:
All of you wey no like football should join bobbyrisky please

Y'all can be watching zee world and korean movies

U think so?
Most watch it because they feel its what everybody is doing. Not realy that they find any purpose

illicit:
Same here

I don't play it, I don't watch it because I don't even understand it

Abeg dnt even bother trying, it brings heartbreak

stunnert:
Lemme puff this weed right here before I comment.

Chai so this potential filled, wealthy, energetic, prosperous, successful and good looking man has gone to his early grave because of ten minutes enjoyment. Nna ehn this is too bad

See I do tell my friends who're into this extra marital affairs game that if you gon play it you gonna have to play it smart because most of these runz girls can be bloody and greedy once they know you're very loaded with cash and have a fat back acct.

The rules are simple:
Never let these girls know your financial status
Never lodge in the same hotel twice consecutively
Never leave your opened drinks with these girls
Get your condom by yourself
Pay them in raw cash
Never spend the night with them, discharge them immediately you're done and satisfied
Watch out for any friends that come to visit them while y'all together
Detach yourself from anyone of them you suspect that she's into drugs.

Guys if you're gonna play the game, stay safe, stay sharp and be smart about it

Advice
Stil misleading

The mechanic probably didnt allow that

Every single move of our security men must aired on d media. Thats the big challenge they havnt been able to notice.

We have a military who is more eager to get social recognition and accolade than result.

Now that you have told them via social media, how u r combing the forest, they wil now raise their hands and wait for you ba

The right approach is not to always wait to resist these uncircumcised philistines, Goliaths wil always curse, i think it takes defiance offensive Davids to wipe them out.

There is alwys time for everything, i think their own end has come.

They hv spilled much blood, theirs wil pour now.

How God will do it..

The security outfits should launch an offensive onslaught to fulani.

Stop waiting for buhari, he wil never stop them.

The most important thing u need to agree here is that u actually fell, only u didnt fall flat.

Give ursef abt few more days to go to God in prayers. He sees His fear in you. He knows u might trip and fall sometimes, He wil forgive you and definitely give you a peace giving job. I mean it.

The body u used to kiss dis niggar belongs to ur wife, and if she is realy godly as u mentioned, and a wife who wil never gv in to another man, then by God's grace, she wil understand ur love and fidelity. Tell her stage by stage, and watch her reactions. U can finish d story in a week period. Small small, day by day. Tell her how foolish some men can be. That there is no level of insult u hvnt seen during this ur search for job. Then watch if she is eager to knw what u mean. Tell her a different scenario and round it off.
Next day, tell her u didnt knw d last man was a gay, and almost used his dirty tactics to seduce u into sex. Hw he kissed ur mouth and nakeded himself in d hotel. But u were able to run and reject d job. Leave full details, women are weak to handle that that area..this way u confess to her, with time it wil heal. And ur marriage will not be infested wt d demon in d man.
Mind you, there is a transfer of demonic stain, and can affect even ur children if u dnt expose it.

Pray with her, and pray with ur man of God.

Then continue hoping and searching. For d fact u exercised that restraint, it shows u are a God fearing man, and He wil bless you. PROV 10:6

Why cant westerners and easterners combine against this fight, and later go on their separate ways too.

This nation as one is really not working. Dnt wait till fulani attack. Start chasing them away.

You easily identify them, yet you allow them in ur states, just because they dont carry arms in the day time.

You still know they are the same people..

Funny us

Everybody can be in politics.
This is the result.

I only see people snapping photos

This story appears made up, but if it is real, then ur family is into greed and could land ursef into trouble.

So if it were debit of 3m thrown into ur mum acct in d first place, would u hv started paying it up?

No family in this earth shd see such erroneous transfer and strt spending sharp sharp. Even if its d poorest on earth.

Sth u dont about. Well, u r inviting trouble. If EFCC trace that fraud to ur mum acct, i m afraid u dnt hv any alibi again. And they wil, soon or later. Write an affidavit, make up d fund, give the bank consent to transfer it to the exact account it came from, narrating CONSENT TO REVERSE UNSOLICITED ERRONEOUS TRANSFER.

Government or no government, dat wil give u back ur freedom. Such money dont digest. Forget all these advises they r giving u here, the same ppl wil write abt u wen u go down. A word is enof..

Governors!! U said ryt?
An office meant for nobility, where mature leaders are to occupy. Are we seeing fellows fighting each other and throwing offensive words to each other.
This country. Wen governors quarrel like dis, why do we flog our primary sch pupils for fighting.

Governors!! Nawa.
Shdnt they be helping each other work this out.
And Ortom, how is he allowing his people killed like this.
No effort frm him at all. For years, ppl u govern are being slaughtered, and u keep calling on FG. This is funny o. So FG that hasnt answerd u for 5 years, will now start scampering for ur care.

We are funny.

Let me suggest to u. FORM A SECURITY NETWORK, OR ALLOW ESN

The atmosphere wil burn it down. Without the calculated entry, it wil most probably brush tru a wrong angle and God wil make it ash down.
Pls it shdnt fall on nigeria or sambisa. We hv had trouble

Please leave this awareness u r making. Are u trying to tell the bad guys to rise and do more,? By u saying owerri is stil bubbling. These guys might not get ur side of the point. Truth is peopl are suffrlering in fear and abject apprehension. U want the whole city burnt down before u realize that?
Please dnt say that again, its inciting in nature.
Owerri is in dejection, in fear, roadblocks, tension.
Forget the places on ur photo, feel the heart of people. U wil hear

Get a true pastor, and join ur faith with his. God is stil healing, Provided u dont waiver in faith. Forget abt prayer houses, if u strongly keep believing in God, u wil soon see result. Keep fasting, keep praying, keep laying hands on them. And always read out the word of God, bible to them, esp wen they sleep. Then dont be afraid abt ur self, may God intervene soon. In Jesus Name, amen

Dont try any of these, i tried them for years, that stuff wont heal until u meet a medical doctor for surgery. Just a few minutes operation. U wont feel any pain, under anesthetic. Its ingrown toenail. D side of ur nail has slighlty grown into d flesh. They wil cut off dat part of d nail and pull it frm d root. Zero pain, no stitches. I did it and became free.
If you like dip ur toe inside boiling oil, or sprinkle fuel and light match, no way.

Meet a doctor now

Funny comments. Who says he is kneeling for man, and who says they are seeing it the way you guys are seeing it here.
When u kneel, u kneel to God, and not man. Adeboye didn't see it being knelt down for, Oyedepo didnt kneel to Adeboye. Lets understand spiritual things.
Anointing is spiritual, u kneel to the power of God in a man of God, never to the man.

If u continue with this mentality,, 10 more years to come u wil stil repeat this story.

Stop racing, and focus ur hustle. Pray.
Its not totaly unhealthy to match up anyways. Just use it as a step not a wedge.

ashybabs:
i just had a rude awakening...

i feel so lost!

i ran into one of my school mates after 10 years... and there i was holding a black water proof bag while she called me from her mob...

no words, e b lyk say make ground swallow me!

we exchanged numbers and she showed genuine concern but its so fuxked up i cant dare ring her

am such a loser

You people could have acted when she was stil alive.
She is gone now. The only achievement you are hoping on now is to jail or kill d husband. All are loss.

Advice to all other friends of domestic violence victims: ACT NOW WHEN THEY ARE ALIVE. DONT WAIT UNTIL SB DIES, BEFORE YOUR WHISTLE RECEIVES AIR.

Maybe she is smart, she has MSC at least, maybe she is testing you. Cos she may have stil honestly split the story for days. Telling u all these load at a time may be a test to see how manly or chicken you are.
Dont conclude yet, if it happens to be true, fine.
If its past for her, and she has truly changed. And you a neat future in her, i advise u to hang on with her a bit.
She is better that the ones who would tell you how they attended convent school and never saw a man's PP, the ones who are dirtier but would make you feel imperfect with their own perfect story.
Be strong minded, everybody has a dirty behind. You, who knows how many women you peeped at when you were small. Oya tell her your uncut story, lets see who runs first.
God bless

Good sense

Privatise security in Nigeria.
The current system is failing.
They are trained on how to arrest and molest unarmed civilians.
A soldier sees gallantry when he forces a civilian to enter inside rotten gutter.
And a policeman exercises his intelligence by expertly extorting money from citizens.
Wrong sensitisation. Erratic mindset. Pitiful personality.
Now duty calls to showcase your make-up, the wind has blown and the fowl is scrambling to conceal its buttom line.
Our gallants forgot to learn defensive war steps, the authority forgot to put up an interpol network for eventualities that might demand back up.
Nigeria lack ground in education. We produce below average. When these become leaders and generals in these forces, you get nothing but underated system.
Unknown gunmen invade police headquarters.
What a thing

lecturer50:
What surprises me is that immediately I got the job, my mom started having health challenges.

I have observed it several times in different people.

When they are able to make a breakthrough in life (like getting a good job, graduation, financial breakthroughs),

something bad (like sickness or death) would affect their relatives, either the mom,dad,son, daughter or any close relative.

Please who else has noticed this, and why must it be so?

Dump this belief. Its only imagined by you. There is no truth in this. Doesnt happen. Just be prayerful.

In life, you can never solve everyone's problems. Choose how to help when and at the extent you can. And learn a deferral line to use, when you cant help. Relative A doesnt knw you just finished helping relative B, and would never remember nor care to know. Its natural. Everybody needs care when it calls on him or her. So you are at the pivot, you learn how to balance the scale while you stil remain standing.
Use wisdom

They may actualy hv a plan, well calculated by them prior to that simple perch.
Anyway, i believ so. They r bold being near water lk dat. So they hv experience wt water, and shd be unwise to be there without plan.
Think beyong ur sight. They may produce a rope and do some climbing.

U used to sit at d back of class

helinues:
Use your free gifted senses without listening to what old fairy book says or what god of men have to say

So feeble a path to walk in this deep life