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Romance / Re: Her Mother Said She Can't Marry An Ebonyi Man by chocolatelady(f): 10:34pm On Apr 20, 2020
My dear, that u sponsored a girl in school does not guarantee that she will marry u. For me, u are a very kind person and Its only God that can reward u. I must be blunt with u, the chances that the girl from Anambra will marry ebonyi man is very slim, don’t be fooled becos of the perception all other eastern part of the country have about them. Being archaic, not up to standard, cultural differences even language. My guy I no lie u, u can hardly hear what ebonyi people are saying. Their own Igbo is totally different. I am saying all these becos I am from Anambra. Just move on with ur life. Do not force her becos it’s not gonna work. I am sure that God will provide for u a lady that will cherish and love u. More so, it’s only somebody that really loved u will forget about the ebonyi perception and go ahead to convince her parents to marry u.
Focused on ur career and grow. May God bless u with that lady that will gladden ur heart, amen.

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Sports / Re: David Beckham insists Messi is level above Ronaldo. by chocolatelady(f): 10:32pm On Apr 19, 2020
David is just pained that CR7 played better than him while in Man U and won Ballon Dors. David was a model, in fact his name sells more than any product in the whole world then but CR7 has overtaken him long time ago . So the guy is just pained about CR7 success. Comparing CR7 with Messi is irrelevant as long as Messi remains in Barcelona. If he is really good as his fan claims , let him leave his comfort zone and try another club. Until then, nothing like comparison but I must say that both of them are good.

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Politics / Re: Abba Kyari: How FG Spent Millions Of Naira In Trying To Save Buhari's COS - SR by chocolatelady(f): 8:18pm On Apr 18, 2020
odinga1of:
Coronavirus pls keep helping us to delete our useless leaders alphabetically. Letter A has been deleted so letter B is next
I believe u are God who knows when everybody will die, stop hating becos PMB will finish his tenure and retire back to Daura. Wailing for the next 4years is allowed oo. Shebi u have a father, imagine someone praying for ur father to die. Becos u have free data and u are here typing non sense. Can u boast of anybody having PMB credentials in ur lineage both dead or alive ? Mtcheeewwww
Politics / Re: Abba Kyari: How FG Spent Millions Of Naira In Trying To Save Buhari's COS - SR by chocolatelady(f): 8:12pm On Apr 18, 2020
This is pure gossip and busy body ! SR did not see any other thing to report, I wonder what people think of the man. A high ranking appointee in a government and u expect him to treat himself from his personal funds. There is nothing hatred cannot do, tufiakwa ! Even an employee has a free medical treatment from HMO the company he is working with have contract with. Na wah ooo. You guys should allow this man to Rest In Peace.
Politics / Re: Abba Kyari Is Dead! by chocolatelady(f): 7:54am On Apr 18, 2020
Rip Abba, may Allah accept your soul.
Romance / Re: God Did Not Only Butter My Bread, He Added Fried Egg On Top by chocolatelady(f): 8:00am On Apr 17, 2020
Congratulations
Family / Re: Can A Woman Return Her Bride Price, And Should The Man Accept? by chocolatelady(f): 3:15pm On Apr 14, 2020
Traditionally in Igbo land, if the woman ‘s family did not return the bride price. Any child the woman gave birth to after separation belongs to her husband. I mean her former husband. Men have to be careful in marrying separated or divorced women becos if the man happens to marry the woman when the woman’s family failed to return the bride price to her ex husband hence the present husband is just giving birth for another person. The reason is that it is assumed that the woman is still married to her ex husband. So returning the price is the first thing to do before the woman can remarry. If they did court wedding, they can as well file for divorce where all the conditions will be listed including how the man will be seeing his child and also amount for the child’s upkeep.
Religion / Re: Is 3 O'Clock The Most Effective Hour To Pray?? by chocolatelady(f): 9:19am On Apr 12, 2020
We Catholics call it the hour of Divine Mercy. Remember that Christ expired at the third hour. There is this Saint that Christ visited and introduced the prayer of Divine Mercy. Her name is St Maria Faustina. On every visit to her by Christ, she wrote all He told her in her diary. Christ specifically told her that He refused nothing asked of Him at that hour which is the hour of Mercy. He said that He will pour all His mercy to any soul that came to Him at that hour. I have received answered prayers at that hour and I don’t usually play with it. Sometimes , if I am on motion and it’s 3pm , I do say the prayer. It’s goes like this,

In the Name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit, amen.

You expired Jesus, but the source of life gushed forth for souls and the ocean of mercy opened up for the whole world. O fount of life, unfathomable Divine Mercy envelope the whole world and empty yourself out upon us, amen.

O Blood and Water which gushed forth from the Heart of Jesus as a Fount of mercy for us, I trust in You.

Then say Our Father, Hail Mary, I believe in God.

You use the rosary for this prayer.

On each of the big bead of the rosary , u say, “Eternal Father, I offer You the Body and Blood, Soul and Divinity of your dearly Beloved Son, Our Lord Jesus Christ, in atonement for our sins and those of the whole world.”

Then on each small beads , you say “For the sake of His sorrowful passion, have mercy on us and on the whole world” (10times)

Then start another one with Eternal Father , I offer You as the prayer above.

After saying it 5times, you say Holy God, Holy Mighty One, Holy Immortal One, have mercy on us and on the whole world(3times)

Then , you say private prayers and petitions. You ask the Lord anything u wanted at this time.

After u close the prayer like this:

ETERNAL FATHER, in whom Mercy is endless and the treasury of compassion inexhaustible, look kindly upon us and increase Your Mercy in us, that in difficult moments we might not despair, nor become despondent, but with great confidence submit ourselves to Your Holy Will, which is Love and Mercy itself , Amen.

Then say Jesus, I trust in You (3times)

Let me also say that praying at that hour especially 3am shows a sign of commitment, dedication and love for God because the whole world sleep at that hour. So it is a good thing to wake up and say some prayers at that hour even if u are not a catholic.

Hope the above helps.

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Romance / Re: I Lost my job, my girlfriend dumped me and nairalanders saved me from suicide by chocolatelady(f): 10:41pm On Apr 08, 2020
U must be a genius for this ur write up even though u never went to the university . Thumbs up!. Tears fell from my eyes while reading the advice u gave out at the last paragraph. This life is full of challenges. One must have one challenge or the other. These challenges are only there to make us strong and better person. Believe me if u don’t have any challenge in ur life, u will not live long becos u will not have any story to tell. Challenges must come but with God’s Grace on our side , we shall overcome.
Pls try and focus on ur CCTV repair and ur son for now. Leave women for now so that u can build urself after which u now choose who u will marry, date her and settle down.
May the God Lord always be there for u to lift u up and grant ur innermost heart intentions through Jesus Christ our Lord, amen.

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Politics / Re: Coronavirus: Timi Frank Accuses Presidential Taskforce Of N500k Daily Allowance by chocolatelady(f): 12:50pm On Apr 08, 2020
Must u guys believe anything this guy says . I wonder where he gets his information about a government that he constantly criticize. This is for his gullible followers that always believe whatever he tells them. I am not holding brief for any of the task force official. But I must say that any body or group of people that will touch a kobo of all the funds and donations from people for this Convid-19. The person will see what is deadly than this virus. No amount of prayer or medical doctor giving him/her treatment will save them. That’s my own opinion.

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Health / Re: FCT Discharges 7 Coronavirus Patients by chocolatelady(f): 6:53pm On Apr 07, 2020
This is good news coming from FCT. At least it is good they discharge their patients too meaning that they are monitoring and taking care of their patients well just like Lagos. Thank God. We are winning this deadly virus. Let me see who will insult us again that we don’t have good medical doctors here in Nigeria. Biko , I am pleading with the Federal and State governments to always take the doctors demand seriously. Check out how they are risking their lives to treat Convid-19patients. The nurses , pharmacist , lab scientists and cleaners are not left out.
Career / Re: What My Younger Brother Did With Car Tires (Photos) by chocolatelady(f): 10:17am On Apr 07, 2020
This is good. Creativity at its peak.

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Health / Re: Lagos Discharges Two More Coronavirus Patients by chocolatelady(f): 6:09pm On Apr 06, 2020
Great news. Thank U Jesus. No more confirmed cases Biko.

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Religion / Re: Happy Palm Sunday Nairalanders! by chocolatelady(f): 9:48am On Apr 05, 2020
For the OP asking what will happen to the ash that will be used for next year Ash Wednesday ? Every priest will bless palm today in their various parishes around the world. These will be preserved for next year Ash Wednesday. Remember that all priest celebrate mass daily in their parishes becos the bread which represents the body of Christ must be broken everyday irrespective of what is happening now.
Politics / Re: Adams Oshiomhole Celebrates His 68th Birthday, Chills With A Bottle Of Cognac by chocolatelady(f): 5:53pm On Apr 04, 2020
Happy birthday Comrade . Gods blessings and protection always.
Romance / Re: Messi VS Ronaldo: Kaka Picks Messi Ahead Of Ronaldo Despite Real Madrid Links by chocolatelady(f): 2:37pm On Apr 04, 2020
All these nonsense post is just becos CR7 was crowned the first billionaire footballer today. Why are Messi fans like this ? Why block someone success with useless and senseless post. Always arguing who is the best among the two. CR7 Is highly blessed as well as Messi. Both of them play good football.
Religion / Re: Living Faith Creates USSD CODE To Facilitate Offerings And Tithes Online. by chocolatelady(f): 2:37pm On Mar 27, 2020
HRHQueenPhil:
wickedness as how? Did they force u? It was created for us who has been asking for it for long so pls mind ur business
Oh, I see ee. How many orphanage homes have u visited to drop ur donation or even ur neighbour who does not have any dime to feed. My dear, pls wake up. Day don break !
Politics / Re: COVID-19: 3 Of Abba Kyari's Staff Test Positive by chocolatelady(f): 5:30pm On Mar 24, 2020
This news is fake, it has not been confirmed yet, why carry fake news just to make front page. Moderators, please confirm news first before putting them on front page.
Politics / Re: Evelyn Murray-Bruce Is Dead! Cancer Kills Ben Murray Bruce's Wife by chocolatelady(f): 9:40am On Mar 20, 2020
RIP. May God give u and ur family the fortitude to bear this loss.
Politics / Re: Evelyn Murray-Bruce Is Dead! Cancer Kills Ben Murray Bruce's Wife by chocolatelady(f): 9:40am On Mar 20, 2020
Rest In Peace. May God give u and ur family the fortitude to bear this loss.
Politics / Re: Sanusi Lamido: Quotable Quotes Of Dethroned Emir Of Kano by chocolatelady(f): 1:58pm On Mar 10, 2020
I must say that PMB’s silence over national issues is unbecoming. How can a governor depose an emir in a twinkle of an eye? Flimsy excuse of the emir’s constant criticism. Na waoooh, and we claim that we are in democracy. If u don’t want criticism why delve into politics. I cannot imagine Ganduje whom was showed putting dollars into his babaringa claimed that the emir is financially corrupt. Wonders shall never end. Imagine pot calling kettle black. The northern part of the country will remain backward and poverty stricken with the way they are going. Imagine deposing the most intelligent emir in their history becos of flimsy excuse. I am so ashamed of this country and the most baffling thing is the president silence on these issues. I am a fan of PMB but I must say that I am so disappointed that this kind of thing is happening in his era and he is not doing enough to stop it. No one can tell me that PMB is not aware of Emir Sanusi’s dethronement two or three days ago becos this gandollar must have the backing of the presidency before he can muster courage to depose a whole emir of Kano. As for Sanusi, just like Obj said, u have paid the price. U spoke out against the useless practices in the north, almajiri, polygamy and most importantly criticizing the government where need be. Corruption is fighting back. I must say that there is a reason for everything, probably ur services are needed in other areas. Instead of ur continuous stay in d palace with ur regalia, God decided to bring u out. If u go to court for the dethronement , u must surely win hands down becos it was illegal and unconstitutional? But does it worth it. I pray u think well before u take ur next line of action. May Allah be with u and ur family at this trying moment. It is well !!! As for Gandollar, remember that 2023 is around the corner and no amount of being close to the president will save u from serving jail term like ur former colleagues. We should thread carefully especially when we are power becos no one knows tomorrow. U cannot compare urself with Sanusi , Infact u are not worthy to lace his shoes. It’s just opportunity that made u do what u did but believe u me, ur own is on the way.

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Romance / Re: Man Proposes To His Girlfriend In Public And Gets The Biggest Embarrassment by chocolatelady(f): 8:16pm On Mar 02, 2020
Hmmmm, this lady went too far. Why slap the guy like this in public. She would have silently walk away if she does not want but calling people to witness the embarrassment is shocking to me. After, she will start looking for a husband. What u sow u shall reap.

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Sports / Re: Messi Becomes The First Player Ever To Reach 1000 Goal Contributions by chocolatelady(f): 12:27pm On Feb 23, 2020
Which one is goal and assist ? It should be goals only, haba ! Its becos CR7 scored on his 1000 career match thats why they came up with messi goal and assist. Pls lets stop this stupid rivarly, it will not get us anywhere. None of u know these players and they dont know u, so why these rivarly ? Both of them are great players.

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Politics / Re: Adams Oshiomhole Dancing At A Function In Benin (Photos) by chocolatelady(f): 12:11pm On Feb 23, 2020
This Oshiomhole dance steps funny no be small oo. Na real” oso ndi, owe ndi ooo “. But wait oo, where is Oshiomole wife , Iara ? I have not seen her in awhile .
Politics / Re: Adams Oshiomhole Dancing At A Function In Benin (Photos) by chocolatelady(f): 12:08pm On Feb 23, 2020
This Oshiomhole dance steps funny no be small ooo. Na real” oso ndi , owe ndi “ooo. But wait ooo, where is Iara his wife ?I have nor seen her in a while.
Sports / Re: 724 Goals In 999 Games: Ronaldo Set To Play His 1,000th Career Match by chocolatelady(f): 12:56pm On Feb 22, 2020
Cr7 is an amazing footballer. His determination to excel is second to none. One thing I admire about him when I never know him, is his pace . I discover that when he was with Manchester United. His pace once he gets football is second to none. I tap into ur blessings Cr7 . May the Good Lord always help u to break every record that has not been broken. I pray u win the world cup before u retire. That is the only thing remaining for u to achieve and also may u win the champions league with Juventus, amen.

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Travel / Re: With N20M, Should I Travel To USA Or Stay In Nigeria? by chocolatelady(f): 9:55am On Feb 22, 2020
I must say that u are blessed that at 25years, u have 20million in your account. Though I dont know the kind of business u do . But thats very good if the business is legitimate. I will advice u to split the money into 2, invest some in Nigeria like buying shares of good companies also u have to get a good broker that will be monitoring the shares for u so as to pull ur money once the shares are about to crash to avoid losing money. Then as regards to schooling in USA , I will advice u go to UK for school. U can migrate as a graduate to USA , maybe to do ur masters. It is better this way becos going to USA as undergraduate may not be easy as u see it. Thats why I profer u go to UK first. U can be schooling and be doing small small jobs to make ends meet. As for ur siblings, I admire the way u have them in your mind which is highly commendable . But first of all sort urself out and then take care of them later. I also advice u not to go through all these agents for VISA to avoid stories. Do it urself and God will crown ur effort. Above all pray very hard for divine direction. May the Good Lord guide in making the right decision, amen.
Career / Re: Meet The Aliu Family Of Medical Doctors Where All 5 Sisters Are Medical Doctors by chocolatelady(f): 3:10pm On Feb 17, 2020
This is great and simply amazing. What a wonderful parents u have ? I tap into this blessing. Well done girls !

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Politics / Re: Sagay: APC Leadership Deserves Blame On Bayelsa Governorship Conundrum by chocolatelady(f): 11:03am On Feb 17, 2020
Supreme court judges now are really setting a bad precedence by turning to electorates and declaring the losers winner. This is bad for Christ sake. I thought they said that the mandate belong to a party and not an individual. Why are they contradicting themselves with their recent judgement? If really that the mandate belongs to the party, why cant they allow Lyon to choose another person, nullify the election and order for a fresh election ?Its very painful that the electorates that voted the candidate were not remembered in their judgement. This is an election who governs a state and not any sport that some people are talking about now. U cannot compare election with sports. Its high time a team of 5judges sit down in their office and void the peoples mandate based on technicalities. Justice is denied and not served especially in Zamfara and Bayelsa State. Oshomiole equally has to be blamed for this and for me its better he resigned his position. This Bayelsa is one mistake too many. I am with Sagay on this . Supreme court judges should stop changing the will of d people becos people will now say that their votes will not count since supreme court will overturn their candidate.

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Politics / Re: Supreme Court To Hear Ihedioha’s Fresh Application February 18 by chocolatelady(f): 3:49pm On Feb 15, 2020
Politicians will never and can never make our supreme court a mere local court. The supreme court judges will rather remove their gowns and wigs than to review the Ihedioha case. If they do that, it then means they are no longer supreme but local high court. I dont understand why people find it difficult to understand that supreme court judges cannot reverse itself most especially in election cases. Even if there was a mistake somewhere in the case, rather than reversing themselves on already passed verdict, they will correct that mistake on subsequent similar cases brought henceforth to them. They know that once they reversed themselves especially on election case, politicians will leverage on that and bring all sort of cases which they already treated to them. Just like the former late CJN, Idris Kutigi told Andy Uba during Anambra State Governorship tussle, he said and I quote him, " THERE MUST BE AN END TO LITIGATION." supreme court will throw away ihedioha case based on technicality or lacking in merit.
Politics / Re: Degi-Eremienyo: The Conflicting Names That Disqualified APC Deputy Governor by chocolatelady(f): 3:47pm On Feb 14, 2020
Honestly, it’s high time the electoral laws are reviewed and passed into law. Imagine after elections, the court will becos of one technicality oppose the peoples choice. This is really bad and the Supreme Court is setting a very bad precedence . How can a loser be declared a winner by the Supreme Court? Why can’t they disqualify the deputy governor and allow Lyon to choose another person ? This is where the new electoral laws will be useful. I am pro Buhari but I must admit that he is seriously not doing the right thing by not signing the reviewed electoral laws . This kind of recklessness can never happen when PDP was in power. How can one after winning election and 18hrs to the inauguration, the mandate is voided by just 5judges ? This is really crazy, what about the people that massively voted for the candidate? PMB ‘s nonchalant attitude will not do APC any good. How can this thing happen during PDP rule ?Imagine losing Zamfara and now Bayelsa not to talk of Rivers , where they did not field any candidate. I bet u, Oshiomhole has to go. His over bearing attitude and recklessness has caused the party more harm than good. This Bayelsa is one mistake too many. How can they field a candidate with 5 different names at a point in his life, one name for primary, another one for secondary, another for university, another one for MBA and funny enough, another name for election. Who does that ? I can not believe that INEC accepted the five names for the election. This is ridiculous , a clear case of forgery and the PDP judge, Mary Odili did not waste time in kicking his ass out not minding the chaos such ruling can cause bearing in mind that it is just 18hrs to inauguration. I have been following court rulings and I understand that judges do consider a lot of things before their final verdict. Incase of elections, they consider the cost of rerun and also what the judgement will result to if not carefully managed. Why should a judge void election 18hrs to inauguration? Forget about parties and politicians , I am been realistic here . They should have at least shifted the judgement till after inauguration. Their judgement will result in some people taking laws in their hands and before u know it, people will die. This judges should fear God ooo. As for Lyon, I feel for u but I am sure that the Lord will wipe ur tears. It’s a pity that ur running mate caused u this pain but God has a way of settling things. May be He never wanted u to rule Bayelsa with a forger. Pls the deputy governor should be sued to court and jailed at least it will serve as a deterrent to other politicians who want to rule by force. Do not worry Lyon, I am sure that God will compensate u for this loss. Come out again in 2023 and u will triumph by Gods Grace with someone that has integrity. It is well, Lyon!!!

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Politics / Re: Charles Idahosa: APC Lost Bayelsa Due To Oshiomhole’s Recklessness by chocolatelady(f): 3:45pm On Feb 14, 2020
Honestly, it’s high time the electoral laws are reviewed and passed into law. Imagine after elections, the court will becos of one technicality oppose the peoples choice. This is really bad and the Supreme Court is setting a very bad precedence . How can a loser be declared a winner by the Supreme Court? Why can’t they disqualify the deputy governor and allow Lyon to choose another person ? This is where the new electoral laws will be useful. I am pro Buhari but I must admit that he is seriously not doing the right thing by not signing the reviewed electoral laws . This kind of recklessness can never happen when PDP was in power. How can one after winning election and 18hrs to the inauguration, the mandate is voided by just 5judges ? This is really crazy, what about the people that massively voted for the candidate? PMB ‘s nonchalant attitude will not do APC any good. How can this thing happen during PDP rule ?Imagine losing Zamfara and now Bayelsa not to talk of Rivers , where they did not field any candidate. I bet u, Oshiomhole has to go. His over bearing attitude and recklessness has caused the party more harm than good. This Bayelsa is one mistake too many. How can they field a candidate with 5 different names at a point in his life, one name for primary, another one for secondary, another for university, another one for MBA and funny enough, another name for election. Who does that ? I can not believe that INEC accepted the five names for the election. This is ridiculous , a clear case of forgery and the PDP judge, Mary Odili did not waste time in kicking his ass out not minding the chaos such ruling can cause bearing in mind that it is just 18hrs to inauguration. I have been following court rulings and I understand that judges do consider a lot of things before their final verdict. Incase of elections, they consider the cost of rerun and also what the judgement will result to if not carefully managed. Why should a judge void election 18hrs to inauguration? Forget about parties and politicians , I am been realistic here . They should have at least shifted the judgement till after inauguration. Their judgement will result in some people taking laws in their hands and before u know it, people will die. This judges should fear God ooo. As for Lyon, I feel for u but I am sure that the Lord will wipe ur tears. It’s a pity that ur running mate caused u this pain but God has a way of settling things. May be He never wanted u to rule Bayelsa with a forger. Pls the deputy governor should be sued to court and jailed at least it will serve as a deterrent to other politicians who want to rule by force. Do not worry Lyon, I am sure that God will compensate u for this loss. Come out again in 2023 and u will triumph by Gods Grace with someone that has integrity. It is well, Lyon!!!

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