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So far so good:

Freestyle is one of the best rappers in Nigeria, no disputing that fact

but coming toe to toe with the guy who brought you to the public eye is an INSULT.

No matter what, we are where we are cos someone (sent by God) sees the talent in us.

Look at them facially, Eldee looks well fed and boxed up and you needn't be told that he was at least well to do from the onset.

Learn from the westerners, I ain't heard a rapper who disses his soundtrack producers and gets away easily, not even when they collabo like Jagged edge & J.D. and co. (jagged edge aint rappers pls)

davidylan:
walking remains the safest option!

Are you kidding me? Walking is the worst option -

Planes - Crash
Cars - crash, gunpoint robbery, police stop search rob and kill, one chance, flat tyre, fire, uncountable causes,brake failure, babalawos (no hospitals)
Biking - vehicle crash, brake failure
Cruising - lack of life jacket, dirty water, yemoja and hungry political fishes, old boats, hungry waters, no rescue team
Walking - phone snatchers, bag snatchers, stop and run, okada robbery, stray bullets, hit and run vehicle, flood, whirlwind, dogbites, snake bites, moving objects, riots, electric cables on the floor, polluted air due to engines, harrassment from the police, UNCOUNTABLE

Where do we go now? Stay in your house? Fire, armed robbers, electric outage, flood (ajegunle), collapsed buildings, snakes and other dangerous animals, Ribadu, OL Boy, you are safer in HEAVEN or elsewhere, please, not Lagos.

I TIRE O!

OMG! Just listened to Freestyle can't freestyle, is Eldee tryna help that kid sell his next album or what? Why on earth did he have to mention his popular name? He should have done it the Papaz way, none other than Dre.

"Nowadays everybody wanna talk like they got something to say
But nothin comes out when they move they lips
Just a buncha gibberish
And muthafuckas act like they forgot about Dre"


Dat's how papaz respond unless it was planned. BUt eldee's site is tight, freestyle needs to live up to the hype, i expect a whack reply from him.

Ever listened to Campus Queen by Sound Sultan, that was Eldee at work man, tight one.

OMG! Just listened to Freestyle can't freestyle, is Eldee tryna help that kid sell his next album or what? Why on earth did he have to mention his popular name? He should have done it the Papaz way, none other than Dre.

"Nowadays everybody wanna talk
Like they got something to say
But nothing comes out when they move they lips
Just a buncha gibberish
The motherfokas out there forgot about Dre.

Dat's how papaz respond unless it was planned. BUt eldee's site is tight, freestyle needs to live up to the hype, i expect a whack reply from him.

Ever listened to Campus Queen by Sound Sultan, that was Eldee at work man, tight one.

otokx:
Where is the aviation minister in all of this? I think our roads no matter how bad are much safer than those flying corpses; what a shame.

Do you mean the roads in Alausa or Asokoro? If you are referring to our expressways then you are opening a new thread entirely because you can't compare their mortality rates, bros, air travel remains the safest. If you doubt me goto the Virgin Atlantic wing of the MMA tomorrow, about 3 hours from take off u'd be surprised that all the seats have been sold out!

Apart form air crashes and rare hijacks, maybe some bad roads too, impediments, armed robbery and general car untrustworthyness like brake fail, drunk driving, flat tire, steep slope, sharp corners amongst others man, the air is still safer. There are over 20 flights round the country on a daily basis and this is the first this year.

Air crashes attract the media, if only we had the report of every road accident, infact it wouldn't be news anymore. This year alone, i can count more than 7 buses that have plunged into the Lagos Lagoon via the 3rd mainland bridge, what about else where country wide?

greatxsi@gmail.com ---> me too, do not pass me by.

DOn't worry, even without terrorist attacks and world trade centres, we still hijack and kill our people. I hope we get to the root of this matter cos 2wice beaten?

It's becoming a norm, people are not so surprised, at least from reactions, it's like going on strike or fuel scarcity or door bells ringing.

On my block.

and finally?

and this

Can you detect the logistics employed in each pix?

At this junction, I rest my case , back to topic,

Mr, fight your case hard, but know that you may end up spending more than that 250,000 at the end of the day. The police will make a meal out of you and when it comes to bribery, don't be surprised that TFC has more to spare.

Be thankful you branched at TFC cos they could have followed you home and it woulda been bloody, life has no duplicate and 250,000 is not enough for it.

One of those things, i call it SHIT HAPS .

@ Lovito,

We need more than prayers, we've been praying long before I was born, but it gets worse. it could be a political woteva as i heard rumours that a Governor was on board, don't know how true that is.

Our prayers now go directly into voice mail, maybe the recycle bin as God is just watching and watching. I hope it doesn't happen anymore but honestly, i'm not praying.

And why don't you back it up by giving us examples or reasons why he must have carried much cash? Maybe the setup was to trick him into doing so, it's Lagos baby, it's gaming all over, murder's and setups!!!

Naturally there shouldn't be anything wrong, but of all the cars in the compound, it was either the money was not properly hidden or the burglars were aware of what he's carrying, so cut the crap and give me a GOOD example of cases when you'd carry that much with you, definitely not going to Jay-Z/Beyonce's show

When I mean coke, i mean money in kind, not cash, it could be anything that translates to money in value, not CASH.
What if he needed cash? For an owambe party or what, that's one place where cards are not needed, at least not 250 grand! that's $2,000 dolls.

Sometimes i wonder if some people can read at all. The aim of widthdrawing money from the bank is to pay up for expenses, services or goods, right? That's why you have a check book or at least, pay into someone else's account.

You obviously don't reside in lagos, or Nigeria, cos if you do, you'll know the risk of moving about with cash. We even have gas cards for your info (MObil) you virtually don't need to carry cash around. MOst of these eateries have ATM outlets or accept valucard, don't be quick to drop a senseless post without reading thoroughly, your level of comprehension is rather low, you'll fall an easy victim to hungry nigerian policemen.

Some months ago, a yahoo boy was murdered by the police cos they saw lots of cash in his car, they made away with the cash but an eyewitness saw them. No policeman would look @ your ATM card or passbook or watever, cash brings EYES - got that. Learn!!! or keep your mouth

LAGOS is UNSAFE for carrying cash over 20k about, that's partly why most ATMs have a limit of 20K widthrawal. You can even buy your recharge cards on an ATM machine so why move around with "heavy" cash?

Gbef

TFC guards should be lenient enough to sort you 5,000 for all your stress or pay for the junk food you bought from them and pay the tithe to me!

Why would you drive around town with 250,000 in your car, thank God you didn't fall into the hands of the police they woulda led you to an uncompleted building and NL would be losing another member!

DOn't u have an ATM or Valu Card, a cheque book or something, I'm finding it hard to believe that that amount of money does not translate to cocaine or something, unless the person who gave it to you set you up nicely. Thank God you are alive to tell it. Robbery at gunpoint is a misery.

Shit haps, one of those stories you shouldn't tell your kids, or sorry, you should tell them you were once a WISE man! It's dotcom baby

God have big mercy, no more weekend flights abeg, it's getting too much this year alone. Haba. As we dey run from theives they run from bridge, they run from Political assasins, bad roads and dirty water, the rich no fit fly again?

The Guys' Rules¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down

Finally, the guys' side of the story.
(I must admit, it's pretty good.)
We always hear " the rules"
From the female side.


Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!
Please note, these are all numbered "1"
ON PURPOSE!

1. Men are NOT mind readers.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.
1. Shopping is NOT a sport.
And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem. See a doctor.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.

1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't Expect us to act like soap opera guys.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one

1. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit.
We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really.

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as SEX, CAR S, the shotgun formation, or BASKETBALL.


1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round
IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

Pass this to as many men as you can -
to give them a laugh.

Pass this to as many women as you can -
to give them a bigger laugh

@ All,

Like I said, I woulda gone ahead with the tourney, but we only have 2 groups. So I'll wait for at least 2 more. Please bear with us.

Rgds.

You are welcome, if you come across any info that might be of help to us, please post.

Newcastle played a draw again, and bolton refused to score a single goal with the likes of them Anelka, Adriano should move come january.

Rangers vs celtic milan vs inter arsenal vs man chelsea vs liverpool,

Ojb's gud but il giv it 2 mekoyo n sunky of d styl plus crew.

Guy b4 i go any further,pls tel me al u know bout dis issue. Cos i dont c any reason in holding on 2 your rigid misconception without a valuable excuse. Support ur argument with examples or sources!

@ Young

I don't even know eldee, permit me to say that i've not heard any of his new tracks. Apart from the fact that he's finer (facially) and Free looks like a proper Calabar Okada Man - I don't give 2 fs,

I don't just listen to music, I go into details, If all you do is hear a track on TV and go for it, then you are a hearer. FANs strive to know smth about their artiste.

My fave artiste is Sound Sultan, so everyone else except Lagbaja, is on their own!

So cut it boy, if Free's your friend, tell him to learn from the home of hip hop. No shaking!

@ hoodboi,

This is the other group:

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-24438.32.html#msg631346

I thought it was Nate Dogg's "ring d alarm, your woman has just been sighted, "

Sorry to say, I don't declare hatred on the internet, but like Genevieve, I don't feel Beyonce.

I love Kelly, like Brandy,but that Blonde wannabee is annoying! After playing Hard to Get for Jayzee, she followed him to Africa because Ludacris said (The best women are residing in Africa!) Why all the seriousness now, is she getting old?

She is the only hypocritic born again in the music industry, we see them Mary Mary and co, don't we? She exposes more booty than Shakira sef wey no dey claim, her body is hot - true, but for Jigga, she ain't enough!!!

While Kelis has been all over Nas, declaring a surprise star party on his birthday recently, Beyonce's fuming over young Rihanna who's forehead is bigger than her ass and Kelis' put together! She should go to bed, haba, we no dey feel am again, NO destiny's child no beyonce.

But i must commend her track - Summer Time because that's her only single I feel,

My message to her, after Rihanna, comes Ciara and some new HOT HOT artistes. Everyone wants to have Jay-Z and it's too early for her to see!

Good copycats again

The south African Setting and melody could be felt throughout the track. It was okay anyway. KISWAHILI ALL D WAY!!!

They did well, and Ijodee was the man of the video.YEP, others were just transliterating some Kiswahili or Afrikaans or Zulu into woteva.

YORUBA is great, good remix all the way , sorry ConCept

I'm being patriotic again, This is for the Awards - Kora, MTV watch out

Beef Apart,

Freestyle is just an ingrate, permit me to call him a mini idiot, cos stepping on eldee's foot is like Biggie stepping on Puffy's foot, he's just a KID who needs to grow up.

Trybe Records remain the best in Nigeria, I stand to be corrected, their Videos where not so bam anyway except for Oya of which Methodman had to copy that in one of his tracks!

Eldee is truly tha don, topping all Nigerian Charts with his releases and now that he's grounded in Yankee, Freestyle has the guts to say he was the one making things happen in Trybe - says who?

I have most of their songs on mp3, Freestyle is one of the 5 best in Nigeria no doubt, but he must learn from the home of Hip hop - America. Rappers don't step on producer's toes.

Eminem won't say i'm better than Dre
50 can say I can go with Nas and Jigga throne for the throne, he dare not mention Eminem or Dre (His producers)
Biggie never tried to match with Puffy or say he calls the shots, listen to Goin back to Cali
Kanye's products respect him to the teeth so does Timbaland's and Master P's, That's rap for you!

Freestyle should apologise to the guy who brought him into the limelight cos he has more to thank him for than the other way round.

The money wey small pikin first collect, na Akara (bean cake) him dey take am buy - Shikena!!!

@ Topic

You are not too young, and I tell you, it's more than a plus, you have enough time to MAKE MONEY before you settle down (if you eventually want to!)

Meanwhile, with our Private Universities around, Many people go to the NYSC camp at the ages of 18,19 and 20 - no big deal anymore, and if you end up teaching in a secondary school, be sure to have peeps older than you are (tellin u from Experience!)

It's good you are pursuing your ACCA please do, after that i can assure you u can dictate your salary, but please have at least 1 year experience (I guess IT - training is part of your ACCA requirement?)

Sky's da limit!

You mean you can install WInXP right within Ubuntu? Man u r killing me here, how do I lay my hands on Ubuntu, I don't want to go through downloading and burning it on CD

A young doctor had just opened office and felt really excited. His secretary told him a man was here to see him. The young doctor told her to send him in. Pretending to be a busy doctor, he picked up the phone just as the man came in. "Yes, that's right. The fee is $200. Yes, I'll expect you ten past two. Alright. No later. I'm a very busy man." He hung up and turned to the man waiting. "May I help you?" "No," said the man, "I just came in to install the phone."

The lyrics may be tight but she reminds me of Michael Jordan Playing Golf and Eric Cantona Playing Lawn Tennis - Heavens know its not her line, she can sing ready made songs, okay, but she can't manufacture hers, its CLEAR!