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Romance › Re: Tell Mohbad's Dad To Get A Court Order For A DNA To Be Done - Wunmi by Christlike01: 12:04pm On Mar 29, 2024
Alagabagebe Obinrin! I pity any man who allows a woman to manipulate him. Don't even allow your own mother to manipulate you,you heard me right!
Crime › Re: Bauchi: 20-Year-Old Man Held For Kidnap, Murder Of Police Officer’s Son by Christlike01: 11:50am On Mar 29, 2024
Northerners have to rise up in unison against the bloodthirsty criminals - kidnappers and Bandits- in their midst. They must begin to fish out those criminals in their midst without any religious or tribal sentiments. This is the only way to destroy the monsters which they raised by themselves! Failure to do this,the monsters will be killing them one after the other!

The idiot here should be rotting in hell already!
Politics › Re: Post Your Birthday Greetings To President Bola Ahmed Tinubu by Christlike01: 11:14am On Mar 29, 2024
Happy Birthday, President Bola Ahmed Tinubu! 🎉 Your dedication and hard work towards leading Nigeria to the promised land are truly admirable. Wishing you continued success, good health, and prosperity in all your endeavors. Cheers to many more years of impactful leadership!

O r'eyin gbogbo awon Ota e,In Sha Allah, l'oruko nla Jesu Kristi.
Politics › Re: South-East To Sue FG, Demands Creation Of 6th State; To Demand For Trillions by Christlike01:
This fat pig again! From which land do you want the FG to carve out the so called "6th state" ? The whole of your region;five states - Abia,Anambra,Ebonyi,Enugu and Imo is same size as Oyo state alone. Now, let's check this out:

Anambra = 4,844 square kilometers
Imo = 5,300 square kilometers
Abia = 6,320 square kilometers
Enugu = 7,161 square kilometers
Ebonyi= 5,670 square kilometers

Total = 29,525 square kilometers ( South East)

Oyo state = 28,454 square kilometers.


From the above,injustice is when Oyo state,same size as the entire South East,has just 1 Governor and 3 Senators only while South East has 5 Governors and 15 senators ! This means that Oyo State is being marginalized by the Federal Government! If South East must have an additional one more state,then 2 or 3 states must be carved out of Oyo state too!

By the way,we thought Biafra was the ultimate goal,why this crazy demand for a "6th state" in "zoo"?! Mtchew,bunch of self inflated,empty braggarts from the pit of hell!
Food › Re: First Time Of Visiting Your In-Laws & They Served You This.... (Photo) by Christlike01:
Procashtips:
I'm not a meat lover.

Meat lovers would have consumed half of the tray
Yes,shameless "meat lovers",who have no decorum,would even consume everything in the plate!

Lol! You're not a meat lover,yet you would eat 4 pieces! Isn't that wonderful ?! That means you would have eaten everything in the plate if you were a meat lover,right ?!

Alaye,I'm done with this witless back and forth, it's boring.
Food › Re: First Time Of Visiting Your In-Laws & They Served You This.... (Photo) by Christlike01:
Procashtips:
Ok make I no talk too much

But 4 no too much.

Depends on how long the visit last.
On your first visit,4 is too much for an Omoluabi even if the visit lasts 10 hours! As a meat lover that you're,your wife must have filled your freezer with all sorts of your favorite meats at home nah. So why would you want to present yourself as someone who hasn't eaten meat in a long time in the presence of your In laws ?!
Food › Re: First Time Of Visiting Your In-Laws & They Served You This.... (Photo) by Christlike01: 3:33pm On Mar 28, 2024
Procashtips:
Read my post again.

BTW, if they are you in laws and you both are cool. Eating without fear of being shamed won't be an issue.

Only a Yoruba inlaw would bring this kind of meat to their inlaws to eat.

The fact that they brought a plate full of meat to this to you means they're also meat lovers and aren't "complaining".

For a typical meat lover, half of the plate would be emptied while gisting away.

But since I no Sabi eat meat. 4 max in like 3-4hrs visit.
Lol! "Half of the plate would be emptied while gisting away" on your FIRST VISIT,right? E gbami ke,wetin you dey yarn self! Anyway,I'm telling you again;no Yoruba "Omoluabi"man would do such in his in-law's home,especially on a first visit! I don't expect you to understand that 'cause you're not a Yoruba,apparently.
Food › Re: First Time Of Visiting Your In-Laws & They Served You This.... (Photo) by Christlike01: 2:15pm On Mar 28, 2024
Procashtips:
Only 2 and you're a meat person?

Ever mingled with Yoruba people?.
I mean the rich but not too educated ones?

2 wraps of Amala and like 8 assorted meats in their ewedu.

A real meat eater wouldn't say 6, not even 5 not to talk of just 2.
I'm a Yoruba man. A real Yoruba man,an Omoluabi,would not go to his in-law's house and be eating greedily - "waduwadu" as my mum would say! Come on,man,how on earth would you eat 5,6....8 pieces of meats in the presence of your in-laws,in their home, on your first visit?! Even if you're a regular visitor to their house,as a Yoruba man, you're expected to demonstrate certain admirable virtues -be cautious,disciplined and mindful of your actions while in your in-laws's home.

Haba! I can instruct my wife to serve me 10 pieces of meat or more alongside my favorite "Amala and Abula" when I get home,you know! The emphasis is on YOUR IN-LAWS HOUSE
! You can't afford to behave like a typical "Alailojuti" - a shameless person in your in-law's house just because you're a "meat person" or something!

You can kill a whole cow and eat it as you like within the confines of your home,but you don't eat "waduwadu" in the presence of your in-laws! E no pure nah!

Ire o!
Food › Re: First Time Of Visiting Your In-Laws & They Served You This.... (Photo) by Christlike01: 12:34pm On Mar 28, 2024
Procashtips:
4 at most with a pack of toothpick.

Not a meat person
4,and you're "not a meat person"?! How many would you have eaten if you were? Even as a "meat person" that I'm,I won't eat more than 2,max,in that situation.
Politics › Re: President Tinubu Meets Adebayo Ogunlesi by Christlike01: 11:27am On Mar 28, 2024
lexy2014:
pls where is my "tiny erosion-ravaged land of primitive bushmen"?

is that what you did? how was your experience?

but all the people in the video are "emilokan" like you. should they follow your path?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUZ5eYhc4BM

is Tinubu not delivering on his "emilokan" promises?
Brainless dolt, you're already sounding like a broken gramophone! Come to even think of that,I may be dealing with a programmed bolt, who knows!

Anyway,since you wanna know "the tiny erosion-ravaged land of primitive bushmen", you can educate your silly self with the attached pictures below.

I think I have actually endured your stupidity more than necessary. You won't get a further response from me on the subject. Now,crawl back into whatever hole you came out from and remain dumber than you're already there,brainless dolt!

Politics › Re: President Tinubu Meets Adebayo Ogunlesi by Christlike01: 9:41am On Mar 28, 2024
lexy2014:
is that what you did? how was your experience?

but all the people in the video are "emilokan" like you. should they follow your path?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUZ5eYhc4BM

is Tinubu not delivering on his "emilokan" promises?
Lol! You should be worried about the fact that women are already cooking and eating their own children in your tiny erosion-ravaged land of primitive bushmen as a result of severe hunger! What about your fathers killing their sons 'cause of mere food ? Is that why you've been avoiding travelling down to your village because of the fear of being hunted down as food for dinner!

Politics › Re: Works Minister, Umahi Makes Night-Time visit To Third Mainland Bridge, Lagos by Christlike01: 9:21am On Mar 28, 2024
worksmart:
It is too soon to score them, we need to wait until they have done about 18 months to 2 years in office.
But it is not too soon to score Umahi,right? Lol! Continue with your bigotry,e make sense!
Politics › Re: President Tinubu Meets Adebayo Ogunlesi by Christlike01: 9:12am On Mar 28, 2024
lexy2014:
how will all this reduce inflation and insecurity?

Tinubu is really delivering on his "emilokan" promises


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUZ5eYhc4BM
You can end it all with a bottle of snipper,you don't have to suffer this much,Chinedu!
Crime › Re: Evicted Tenant Arraigned For Stealing Electrical Fittings by Christlike01: 9:08am On Mar 28, 2024
Furthermore, Uwadione stated that Orizu conducted himself in a manner likely to cause a breach of peace by depriving the landlord of the house of taking over the possession of the apartment that he had previously occupied after he was evicted through the writ of court. He added that Orizu stole bulbs and electrical fittings valued at N500,000 from his former apartment.

Uwadione mentioned that the stolen properties belonged to the landlord, Mr Lawrence Abayomi.

Lol! So "the developers" are actually tenants with nothing to show for their big mouths!

We thought all the big edifices - Mansions ,Duplexes,and others being demolished by the Lagos State government 'cause they were built on illegally acquired land belong to our empty chestbeating braggarts from the pit of hell!
Politics › Re: President Tinubu Meets Adebayo Ogunlesi by Christlike01: 8:39am On Mar 28, 2024
The enemies within are already angry again as expected! One is seen here barking up and down like some rabies infested dogs,mofo! Any good news about Nigeria or Tinubu administration triggers their insanity!

Mr Adebayo 'Bayo' Ogunlesi right there in Aso Rock is one of the richest and most influential Entrepreneurs/businessmen in world. Apart from arrays of his other multi-billion dollars businesses all over the world,the "Nigga" owns the Gatwick Airport and two other Airports in the UK!

Mtchew,some village dwelling morons think it's a joke having someone like Mr Bayo Ogunlesi around! Las,las,na rat poison una go drink 'cause Tinubu will deliver on all his promises and Nigeria will be put on the path of progress and greatness for ever! As for you enemies within,we will crush you!
Politics › Re: One Dollar Sold At N900 in Zone 4 , Abuja, As Hoarders Offload by Christlike01: 7:03am On Mar 28, 2024
mrvitalis:
You dey mind this people

They thing economic indexes care about propaganda

They should keep wasting the borrowed dollars to keep price at unsustainable price instead of doing the right thing
You people are already pushing your hatred for Nigeria's progress too far. You guys need to be extremely careful as other Nigerians are becoming uncomfortable with your toxic attitude by each day. I can only pity the few innocent ones among you because you guys are gradually setting up yourselves for the inevitable - a showdown with other Nigerians!

It's really funny how you Igbos think you can eat your cake and still have it. You hate Nigeria and still want to be in charge of that same Nigeria you hate so much! You hate other Nigerians,yet you can't live in your own region; you're scattered all over Nigeria. You guys think other Nigerians will continue to tolerate your excesses for ever,right ? You have no idea what's coming your way if you guys don't depart from your evil ways. This is not even a plea or something,your people are already being single out for beatings in some places now because of this same toxic attitude of yours and sheer hatred for Nigeria's progress. You might not have known this,but trust me, it's happening. I witnessed one some days ago.

Nigerians won't tolerate enemies within for a longer time any more. You guys need to be very careful as other Nigerians are becoming increasingly aware of the danger you represent.
Celebrities › Re: Femi Adebayo And Dayo Amusa Clash Over Bobrisky's Best Female Dressed Award by Christlike01: 11:58pm On Mar 27, 2024
muyico:
He support d winning team. Bcus of money! I nava like femi 4 1 day! Very rude and arrogant! He slapped his dad! Is dat a son? Or wasteful being
He slapped his dad ?!!! I can't believe that anyway,you must be joking!
Agriculture › Re: Hunter Killed A Warthog, Civet And Other Wild Animals by Christlike01: 4:14pm On Mar 27, 2024
That Civet is not in anyway different from domestic cats,I can't eat it!
Celebrities › Re: I Contemplated Bleaching After Mide Martin’s Insult – Habibat Jinad by Christlike01: 3:45pm On Mar 27, 2024
Mide is loud. I don't like loud people,especially ladies.
Food › Re: I just received my own Share of palliatives from Kebbi state Government by Christlike01: 12:43pm On Mar 27, 2024
ManirBK:
no im from Birnin kebbi
Alright bro,thanks.
Food › Re: I just received my own Share of palliatives from Kebbi state Government by Christlike01: 11:25am On Mar 27, 2024
ManirBK:
I just received my own share of One bag of Rice and one bag of Millet from Kebbi state Goverment Palliatives.
According to the Governor, another batch of palliatives was being expected from the Federal Government. God bless Nigeria


previous thread
https://www.nairaland.com/8038244/kebbi-governor-idris-distributes-12bn
Are you in Yauri ?
Crime › Re: Cashier Caught Sharing Customer's Credit Card Details Via Facetime (photos) by Christlike01: 11:20am On Mar 27, 2024
Kingcalls:
Since when did staff start using face caps in banks... she's not even putting on corporate wears ...and u all bought the story , hook , line and sinker ... that is not a bank
Cashier,not necessarily a Banker! Is it only Banks that employ cashier ?!
Christianity Etc › Re: I Used ‘abidoshaker’ To Bring Down Dollar — Prophet Odumeje by Christlike01: 10:12am On Mar 27, 2024
Those who attend this man's 'church' need to have their heads checked!
Crime › Re: Nigerian Arrested At Thai Airport After Swallowing 69 Packages Of Drugs (Pics) by Christlike01: 9:55am On Mar 27, 2024
Bluntemperor:
Na death straight,for Countries like- Thailand, Singapore,the Philippines,etc.
The criminal should be killed asap!
Crime › Re: Nigerian Arrested At Thai Airport After Swallowing 69 Packages Of Drugs (Pics) by Christlike01: 9:38am On Mar 27, 2024
Who needs any name again when the head shape already says it all! Awon eyan 'developer'!
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Mali: International Friendly (0 - 2) On 26th March 2024 by Christlike01: 8:38am On Mar 27, 2024
OGHENAOGIE:
if amuneke was your brother after leading Tanzania as coach he should now do assistant to a foreign skin this how black people underate urselfs... And can u pay a high profile foreign Coach...
Lol! So it's all about brotherhood for you guys,right ? Tanzania my foot,what's the pedigree of that country in the world of football and how far did your 'almighty' Amuneke take them ? Come off it,Amuneke is also an average coach just like most of the local coaches around;nothing is spectacular about Amuneke!

Nigeria is not the only country in the world that employs foreigners as national football coaches,so it has nothing to do with the skin colour or ''black people underate urselfs" nonsense! And oh yes,Nigeria can pay a high profile foreign coach,don't mistake Nigeria for Niger Republic!
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Mali: International Friendly (0 - 2) On 26th March 2024 by Christlike01: 12:11am On Mar 27, 2024
As soon as I saw the team's lineup,I knew it would be a disaster! Finidi is not good enough for the Super Eagles. I prefer a good foreign coach,we will be risking our qualifications if the Super Eagles is left in the hands of our half -baked indigenous coaches. We have to go for a high profile foreign coach to be deputized by Emmanuel Amunike.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Moscow Terrorist Appears In Court On A Stretcher After "Interrogation" (Pix,Vid) by Christlike01: 9:18pm On Mar 26, 2024
This is the kind of treatment that crazy sheik Gumi and his criminal bandits deserve to get from the federal government of Nigeria.
Politics › Re: Binance Chief: FG Contacts INTERPOL, Soldiers Held Over Detainee’s Escape by Christlike01: 4:55pm On Mar 26, 2024
Shameful!
Celebrities › Re: "Shey Nah Woman" Portable Reacts To Bobrisky Winning Best Dressed Female Award by Christlike01: 4:44pm On Mar 26, 2024
That is a subtle promotion of LGBTQ in Nigeria by the Organizers of that event/show. Given the award to Bobrisky was deliberate,it was all preplanned. The government must query the Organizers of that shameful event. LGBTQ can't fly in our society,we are Africans!
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Mali: International Friendly (0 - 2) On 26th March 2024 by Christlike01: 4:34pm On Mar 26, 2024
Entusky:
Which naija channel go shw dis match abeg?
Forget it!
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Mali: International Friendly (0 - 2) On 26th March 2024 by Christlike01: 4:32pm On Mar 26, 2024
Arshavin20:
Will NIGERIA use the same tactical football they used to defeat GHANA to beat this MALI?. Don't forget the match is taking place at neutral ground and I strongly believed that Nigeria will win if they control the midfield.

Watch the last match against GHANA in preparation for MALI


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_sB1pA7QuY?si=WOaSZzU10TVhlJtR
The midfield is where the Malians strength lies,it will be difficult for Eagles to have a dominance in that area. Go and watch all their games at the last afcon,non of their opponents could match them in the midfield. Finidi George and his coaching crew may have to device another tactics to break those Malians down.

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