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Are you are aware of disease called elephantisis? So also we have disease called breastisis.

Are you are aware of disease called elephantisis? So also we have disease called breastisis.

Fulani herdsmen everywhere you go. I no blame dem sha, na their brother dey rule

Houseofglam7:
Bottom line- The man buy him fuel go house

This is what we know as survival of the fittest

moscobabs:
Nigeria police with her show off ....

can't they give the vehicle number to FRSC so owner could be located?

The plate number is not valid at the frsc number plate verification website. You can confirm @ www.nvisng.org/NumberPlateVerification.aspx

babyfaceafrica:
No specific age,not everyone will own a house,some will build,some will rent and some will buy.....just because you own a house does not make u better and successful than people who rent.....Build a house when you are financially ready to build one,stop looking. At others pace to do so...no one catches late comer in the hustle of Life

Well summarized.

For me determinant of worn out or expired tyre should depend on frequency of usage. New tyres that are stored for many years before usage shouldn't be equated with the one that are being ply on the road on daily basis.

When will these animals be complete history?

bigass:
So what does 2.4L means because I didn't see it in the explanation


This is where op copied from


https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100706073133AArXK3F

Op did a good job by enlightening those who are ignorant of this info and who doesn't know where and how to get the source. Lecturers in higher institutions also teaches from sources.

youmour:
You call this a mall? All i see is one long corridor leading to a warehouse..see as you just make me waste MB for nothing...mtchew

bad belle is allowed.

not for naija. Survival of the fittest is naija style. Any one can go first

olatade:
If you still want to know why we support General Buhari here is the main reason.

Our friends and families in the North East were living in fear and terror for four years. Their markets and sources of living were destroyed by the insurgency. They couldn't go to their farms or markets, and they couldn't even pray in peace. The government did little to help them.

The security situation under Buhari has remarkably improved. Boko Haram is no longer capturing villages and towns. People are now living in relative peace. People are returning to their towns and villages. The military and our security agencies are doing their best.

Many of us supported him because we knew he would address the problem of insecurity. He did. And we are grateful. We hope the government will support the reconstruction of the communities and infrastructure destroyed by Boko Haram.

The problems many Nigerians are now complaining about, such as fuel scarcity and lack of electricity, are things very common in the North East for many years.

We will continue to support him so that he can fulfill the other promises he made of improving the economy, creating jobs, and fighting corruption.

We will tell him when things are not going well in other sectors. But we have NO REGRETS for supporting Buhari.

Just Keep standingwithbuhari but as for me and my household, we are looking for seats.

Specialist900:
no, I can't. Pls on whose table does all of Nigerias problem stop? Mine or the president?

Don't mind them. isn't captain the head and controller of ship? This president is the worst president ever presided over the democracy setting in naija

Give am belle and u go see sey her gra gra go end automatically.

cyprus000:
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With all due respect, your assertion is out of touch with reality,cos ur advice/suggestion is mostly not obtainable in reality.

My people say dem no dey beg poo make em smell. to even think that she excused her vapidity with warp perception of having exclusive right to her body, shows the incorrigible lascivious behavioural inculcation she has undergone(one of the reason i pity men who marry feminist). the solution is the application of the "law of moses." Just lyk the old saying "action begets reaction, cause begets effect & sequence begets consequence.”
Petting her with the futile hope of making her behave aptly will only give her the chutzpah to misbehave with impunity,cos it is in human nature to go for soft spot while they avoid anything that will end in debacle.
just let her know that her lascivious deeds will be mete with dare consequence and you wont hesistate to punish her for any act of promiscuity and be ready to do as you say, if possible, mount spies .

If i'm in our shoe, walahi talahi, i go send her back to her papa house make them culture am for even summoning the chutzpah to excuse the premeditated nonesense.

Bobos dizz dayz dey fall my hand big time.
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oh boy this your grammar fit wake dead body o...

tinubu sorry if i may tag you a fool.. How long would your apc stop the blame game and do the needful?

agbajesaid:
honestly, i get your point. But my own point is this. Isnt it better to masturbate once in a while than to fornicate everytime. All the points u highligted applies to fornication too because sperm is expelled. And one cannot contract any STDs through masturbation as opposed to fornication.

masturbation reduces your life span by 20% but excessive fornication is worst. Best solution is keeping one's mindset away from sexual thoughts by keeping yourself busy on something useful

Meeloreh:
http://www.increasespermvolume.com/why-is-sperm-yellow/ you could educate urself from this link OP
Causes
1. Diet: eating of food high in sulphur
2. Age factor: the older you get, the colour changes too
3. Long time ejaculation: prolly it's being long u poured out, the stored old one might be colour yellow
4. Presence of urine
5. Use of multivitamins
6. Lastly, infection might be suspected

Off all you enumeration here, I only agree with you on numbers 2 and 6

Ayodeji2k14:
Yellow sperm contains y chromsome leading to male child while d white sperm contains x chromsome leading to female child.Ar u okay now?

Hmm. . . this your analysis follow o.

vicolurin:
Mtcheeeew

Lifestyle is by choice.

Pamelayoung:
But op how do you knw 4 sure that he is a student? Cud be a mad man....so many mad people roam the streets of Awka

U are about 11billions miles away from truth. That show that you haven't been to Awka.

Monimatic:
Hahaha God catch am
The guy's name is Preye a strong APC thug, more of them will be caught, the next APC thugs to be caught will be roasted

How sure are you or are you a pdp?

i no tell una sey na one chance change we dey see. Dollar rise na blessing; fuel scarcity na blessing; epileptic power supply na blessing; rise of food stuff for market na blessing ba? But na bible tell us say BLESSINGS OF GOD MAKETH RICH AND ADD NO SORROW. I no understand dis presido

APC means ACUTE POVERTY CREATOR. I have never witnessed this kind of negative administration since my existence in this country.

Na only 4 Rivers state gej committed all dis sins? na hin be sey he no commit any sin na. 36 states minus 1 states = 35 states. how e come be sey na only una waka come? I thank God gej commited righteousness in my own state.

Souljeezy:
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IN OTHER NEWS
[b]NAILARAND MODELATORV EMPYOYMENT EXAMINATION
GENERAL PAPER
Time: 1hr 30 mins
Section A (Answer all questions)
1a) How many Chibok girls were kidnapped? State d reason for their kidnapp?(20marks)
1b) The question “Na only you waka come was said by who and to who? Why dis exclamation “chai there‘s is God oo!(15marks)
2a. What are the names of the two people holding hands when you switch on a Nokia phone ?(10 marks)
2b. If the past tense of Take is Took, what is the past tense of Make ?(10marks)
3. Which university in Nigeria has the highest number of ladies using blackberry phones? (10marks)
4. If Buhari is a friend to Obasanjo on facebook, who sent the friend request and why ?(10marks)
5. If the cost of moi-moi is N10.50, what is the cost of moi ? (10marks)
6. Who ate the missing part of the apple logo?(15marks)


SECTION B (Answer All. 10 Marks each)
1. Between the Nigerian police and Nigerian girls, who likes money more?
2. Using the almighty formula, calculate the diameter of elegushi beach. (take pi=3.142)
3. If Ada is a girl and Obi is a boy, who is Adaobi ?
4. If your X-boyfriend/X-girlfriend wins N50,000,000 on who wants to be a millionaire a day after you broke up, find the value of X?
5. If it takes Goodluck 1 hour to deliver a typed speech in a national conference, how many days will it take Patience to deliver the same speech on the same occasion? Assuming the polarity of the audience is kept constant.


SECTION C (Answer 2)
1) Tuface was given a Prado and Ferarri on his traditional wedding and white wedding respectively. There is every likelihood that D Banj has gone ahead to print wedding invitation cards without an available bride. Discuss (20Marks)
2) Write a short essay of 500 words on 'My Oga At The Top' (20 Marks)
3) What's the name of the lady that use to say "please enter your secret number" at the ATM center of the banks. State reasons why she was chosen and explain too (20 Marks)
START. NO SIDE TALKS PLS... Your time starts now..[/b]

oboy you funny die but you get time o

guest12345:
Indeed change is a gradual process. what is change:- To alter; to make different; to cause to pass from one state to another; as, to change the position, character, or appearance of a thing; to change the countenance. people should calm down, suffer before pleasure. we will get there soon. in my place (Zariagi) we have no light for more than one month now but i still have hope in this government. proudlyebiragwomanproudlykogite. God bless Nigeria.

Your definition of change is undoubtedly accepted but there is this adage which states that "delay is dangerous" and that a stitch in time saves nine. Na wen all wretched nigerians go die finish, na then buhari change go come abi?

Retired prostitute fit be teacher for naija. But op wait o, how we go take know sey na teacher wey dey class be dis, abi na from harlot barrack u snap dis pic come post for nairaland?

Animal in human skin. Are you sure the man is not a male horse who usually metamorphose to okada man everyday. Anything is possible in North.

Days are evil.Just be rooted in Christ. Leap year or no leap year, we shall not die young but we shall live to testify God's goodness in the land of living.

The trophy you are calling is currently switched off against you, please try again later.

Persecute the driver for what? what evidence do you have against him? I am sure late minister knew how to drive and even knew the ethics of driving motor on the highway. And I am sure that such a brandnew suv has a functional speedo meter for the late minister to atleast notice when his driver is on top speed and caution him.abeg make una leave the poor man alone joor. see as oga frsc dey talk like sey e sabi pass oyibo. Anything wey go happen go happen even though their movement dey like snail.