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redcross:
What is the best business a Returnee from Abroad can invest in Nigeria??


A very good cash flowing Business.($50k available)

Thank you.

This depends on what you already have experience in.
What's your profession or skill?
Which work have you been engaging in abroad?
You can easily establish and expand same in Nigeria if there's any.
Many Nigerians will patronize you more due to your abroad experience.

loomer:
How can that be the problem. The drugs are already in market so has nothing to do with scientists and researchers.

Where's your brain??
If they're already in the market and are being continuously used while no production is going on, what will happen when the ones in the market get exhausted??
You reason like a typical African, who doesn't make any future plans!
And that's while there's no headway in the continent.

corike:
I went to their office along eliosu road in portharcourt yesterday the place was so crowded, I was told to go and pay in the bank and bring the teller,I will give it a try besides it has the highest returns for now.if anyone has other investements with a good return pls do share.

At 15% monthly passive income, you're still looking for a better one?
If I make 15% in stocks every year(not even every month), I'll be giving end of year testimonies yearly.
This investment is not meant to replace people's active businesses or work, but to support it.
And if the money is your "last card" and you don't have any other source of income, bros, please, we won't encourage you to be here.

Ibk2020:
Please I need advice from you guys,
I received a credit alert of #100,000 last week from my bank, the description of the the alert reads reversal. I knew the money wasn't mine but I immediately transfer the money to another bank account of mine and cleared all the money I had in that particular bank. After another 30 hours, the bank didn't call me but the removed the money from the empty account, leaving the account on negative (-#100,000).
Please do I need to be worry?

Modified :
The reasons I don't intend return the money is because my wife mistakenly sent a money to someone by missing just a digits on the account number late last year, we immediately called the bank, the bank refused to do anything and claim the recipient had withdraw the money immediately, they also refused to disclose the guy phone number, because we intend to call the guy and plead, even if he can refund half of the money.


This same bank that put my account on negative, why can't they put that same guy account on negative by reversal.

Typical Nigerian!
Criminal-minded irrespective of age, sex, religion, and tribe!
They're all Invictuses, Hushpuppis, and Wadumes!

This info is from one of the guys involved.

somethinghot:
Ideas..suggestions.. Insults

Your 1month is now 1year 3months and 1day!

Theyoungmatron:
I still stand on mine

No wahala.
The most important thing is for the woman to be taken to the hospital.
There's no short cut to that, as telemedicine won't even work in this situation with no available investigation results.
She needs detailed history, physical examination and relevant investigations, to rule out TB, Bronchiectasis, lung abscess, LVF, PE, metastatic Cancer, Bronchial cancer, etc.
Metastatic breast Ca can cause the above symptoms, and sometimes women would only tell you about their cough, but not the lump in their breast.

After the investigation, he can then come here for further guidance.

My only worry is that most private hospitals in Nigeria will diagnose her with malaria and typhoid, the only disease entities in Nigeria!

Theyoungmatron:
Check out the emboldened in his submission. He wanted her to go but the mum isn't buying it.
The use of telemedicine has been helpful with patients' problems and allaying anxiety especially in this pandemic era.

With telehealth, which has made an inroad of recent, one of the driving principles is health education and directing client to appriopriate resources for their health-care.
Telehealth is the distribution of health-related services and information via electronic information and telecommunication technologies.[1] It allows long-distance patient and clinician contact, care, advice, reminders, education, intervention, monitoring, and remote admissions.[/b
As a Nigerian, the thought of going to a hospital is already an anxiety provoking situation, so saying that there is no anxiety here is unfair and improper. Illness is a major cause of anxiety for both patients and their families and shouldn't be waved aside on the altar of "that's how patients behaves....".

Also note my word, [b]needs reassurance to forge ahead

I still stand stand on my earlier statement.
I don't know if you've ever worked as a healthcare giver in Nigeria. You'll be frustrated.
I've tried both within and outside.
The situation in Nigeria is terrible.
Health-seeking behaviour is almost zero.
No one outside Nigeria will cough out blood once and still remain at home, waiting for another episode, even on the background of a chronic cough.
If you re-read the post, you'll find out what the guy is looking for is the cause(diagnosis) and solution on a social media!
Not even a direction on the appropriate health facility to go to.
Who would evaluate and diagnose a case of chronic cough and haemoptysis on the social media or even telemedicine without investigation results?
In most cases, what they want is what they call a home remedy or herbal concoctions, even when a diagnosis is yet to be made.

Reassurance will continue to keep them at home.
Then, when the woman starts gasping for air, they'd rush her to the nearest hospital.
And if she eventually fails to make it, the relatives, who have been nonchalant all these while, will gather together and burn down the hospital for not saving the her.
That's the usual scenario in Nigeria, and I'm sure it has not changed.

Theyoungmatron:
Allay his anxiety first because he is obviously panicking and needs reassurance to forge ahead. When the unexpected happens, commonsense flews through the windows.
A list of probable causes of the haemoptysis, what they will expect, the likely procedures they will encounter in the course of the management and any soothing home remedies prior to going to the hospital especially in this pandemic era will go a long way.
Thats how it's done back in the day.

There's no anxiety here.
This woman has been coughing out blood for sometime now; it didn't just start today.
And according to the Op again, going to the hospital is not in the list of their agenda.
The OP is just looking for an easy way out in a situation where there's none.
That's just typical of Nigerians in general; they don't like going to the hospital.
In most cases they only go when the condition has become irredeemable, and then expect miracles from the same hospitals they know are poorly equipped.
Part of our roles here is to make them see reasons why they should go the hospitals early in the course of their illness.
That's what the person you quoted was trying to do.
What you're reassuring might even be lung cancer, as against TB. Let them run to the hospital

Rhema14:
Challenges like havng to go thru d rigour of studing in school nd not getting a befitting job, lots of engineers now turn primary sch teachers, how our environment does not encourage innovative ideas as there are lots of young mind with ideas nd inventions that could cause a turn around in our society, but becos of lack of funds nd motivatn ideas die prematurely.
How do u encourage undergraduates still in school not to depend solely on achaic school curriculm but to think outside d bix nd start a start adding more values to themselves.

Good thread, but those commenting are not doing justice to it.
I have a younger brother that studied mechanical engineering and hasn't had any meaningful thing doing since 2013.

Though I'm not an engineer, I feel from my experience so far, that it's useless studying that course in Nigeria.

I don't think I'll allow any of my kids to go into it.
Unless there's something I do not know yet about it.
Maybe, I'll learnt it from here, and probably change my mind.

Blacklifematter:
Lmfao your mama na witch go ask her well well hahahaha

How would a blacklifematter when most blacks like you behave like animals

sript:
please professionals in the house, how can I deal with problem of having serious palpitations .
most afternoon, I do have serious palpitations during peeing to extent that it comes with dizziness especially after nap during the day. In most cases the palpitation and dizziness will be so severe that at times I would see my self losing consciousness, I would be left with no option than to stop peeing, then after some minutes I would feel better before continuing to pee.

however, I rarely ever get such experience at night when I ease myself.
Lo and behold last night, when I got up from my bed to ease myself I felt a bit dizzy but I ignored it thinking the symptoms of malaria I'm having this past few days.
As I got to where I was peeing, I began having this same palpitation and dizziness but his time around very strongly , so I did what I usually do when I experience such, I stopped peeing, thinking it would subside then continue. But what happened next was beyond me, I lost consciousness woke up after few seconds on the floor....



please help me out.. what can I do? from a worried mind

Is there no hospital in your place of residence you can go to?
One person has told you migraine, the other told you diabetes. The next person will suggest Staph and STD.
Those are the kind of things you'll be getting here, and at the end, you'll end up wasting your time.
The 2 conditions have nothing to do with your problem.
Most people who comment here are not medical doctors.

Meanwhile, read about MICTURITION SYNCOPE(urination triggers a mechanism that causes your BP to drop(known as orthostatic/postural hypotension) and eventually leads to reduced blood supply to your brain).
But still go to the hospital, as the condition can have a serious underlying cause sometimes.
At the meantime, sit down instead of standing while urinating, unless you want to see yourself on the floor. Falling from syncope can cause head injury.

Maxymilliano:
Lol at the bold part, productive cough indeed.

Quest means business, i hope he recovers quickly.

Yes, a cough that produces/brings up sputum is said to be productive.
Guess you're hearing it for the first time as is typical of an average Nigerian.
The American journalist knows, unlike his Nigerian counterpart.
When it comes to health related issues, the average Nigerian is completely ignorant.

The journalist is very well informed and used medical terms perfectly as if he's a health professional.
That's very commendable.
A Nigerian would have started and ended the write up by telling us how staph were crawling on his body and how he's having internal heat. Two things that are totally unheard of in the medical field.

You guys should upgrade, abeg.

Trayceey:
They are coming out again o. I said we should close this thread

Has Buhari resigned or died because some people are calling him Jubril El-Sudani??

FabulousAutos:
Thanks for that info. This is more beneficial to those who invests with their eyes closed.

Weather you like it or not, this is a high risk investment which comes with mouthwatering and irresistible ROI and whoever tells you that such investments would last till thy kingdom comes is not being truthful at all. Wise investors don’t invest more than what they can afford to lose especially when it comes to high risk investments.
The person that introduced me here invested 20m through his children’s accounts which is what he can afford to lose and he is cashing out 3 million Naira monthly while I invested 2m few weeks ago which to me is the limit I can afford to lose at the moment. I have to spread the other cash to other investments cos I understand that no matter the good intention of the company, you can’t overrule the fact that several businesses in this country are operating under harsh government policies and other mitigative forces can come to into play as well.

I pray it lasts longer than expected so let’s enjoy it while it lasts but we still need to tell each other the truth which is, NEVER INVEST MORE THAN WHAT YOU CANT AFFORD TO LOSE and NEVER PUT ALL YOUR EGGS IN ONE BASKET. I've heard of people who took sniper or jump the third mainland bridge because they ignored these rules till reality dawned on them. I pray that this will never be our case.

Nobody should break my head or quote me out of context pls after all, I’m entitled to my opinion.

I COME IN PEACE!

This is what it should be.
I don't understand it when people come here to tell us how scared they're.
If you're easily scared, this is not for you.
We don't want anyone that will go commit suicide tomorrow.
High risk investments will always remain high risk investments, whether one comes here to tell us how scared they're or not.
This is for the men, and not for the boys, and I hope they'll understand it and make informed decisions/choices.

ekpenyong101:
Saw this on the Securities and Exchange Commission Website https://sec.gov.ng/activities-of-unlawful-market-operators/

No. 8 on the list

This matter has been extensively and conclusively dealt with here.
If you miss a lecture, borrow notes from your friends, please.

Obec70:
Is it the president or presidency that suspended him, I don't understand? Which country on earth runs it's government with this acronymic word " Presidency" why are we running an audio government!

E get why.

Hushpuppi will be laughing at them.
If this method of getting dollars were easy, he would be using it, and wouldn't have bought a laptop in the first place.

It would be foolish of any health worker to continue to work for any establishment related to the government of Nigeria.
Nurturing the idea should even be forbidden.
My resignation a few years ago will never be regretted.

ThePropertyGuy:
Share more about it

As your name suggests, you live property.
Hope your target is not to acquire his expensive house with 2milllion, as the rate of loan default is high in Nigeria??

If that's the case, let me also join the race.

Abeg, OP, can you show us a picture of the house?
If it makes sense, then, I'll pray you default in payment.
Acquiring a house @2million is nothing other than a miracle!

philos:
If you really want to invest, you don't need to have, see, or know anyone residing in ABA, who must have invested, and received ROI. (What a requirement! The person may even send you his/her resume.)
If you're residing in ABA, you simply walk to their office located at #62 Aba-Owerri Road, Umungasi, adjacent Gabby Filling Station, the same building with Fatina Pharmacy.
I think MBA is at the last floor.

If he were so good in making such enquiries and demanding such requirements, he wouldn't have allowed himself to be born in Nigeria.
The Angels would have shown him clear pictures of men living in Nigeria.
And he would have changed his direction.

dosage150:
When death comes you can never resist, its only Grace of God that resuscitates us.
I have been sick for sometime now,visited the hospital which I was placed on oral and intravenous medications respectively. I take the oral in the morning and evening,while the injection is only at night(3 doses)
On 30th of June, I had an appointment very early in the morning,I had to skip my morning dose for the fact I didn't eat. Returned by 4pm that same day,took rice with fried plantain and took my drugs to make up the missed dose. By 5pm that same evening, l went to the hospital for my injection. When I got there the, injection is intravenous (IV). On the process I started loosing myself ,my tummy biting me,my entire body changed,I was grasping and shouting.
I took the med and injection thereby it became too much in my body system.
Thank God it is a renowned hospital with experienced professionals. She nurse ran out and got a med which she injected through IV. Everything was subsiding, though I was sweating profusely. I was placed on drip. After sometime I regained.
Had it been she is not a nurse that is experienced?
Had it been she don't know what to do or keep the dilution standby Or concluded that I don't react to the med because I took that same injection on 29th of June
Drug reaction kills in a sec and have killed many in our hospitals today due to carelessness and these health workers won't tell you

Always be careful the hospital you visit
Do not take oral drugs few mins before injection especially the ones through intravenous (IV)

Drug reaction, if that's what you actually had, has nothing to do with a health worker being careless.
A drug reaction is between certain antibodies in your body and the drug given.
It has nothing to do with the health worker administering it(as long as you didn't report any previous reaction to same or similar drug), the dose given, or the expiry date of the drug(at times you hear Nigerians ignorantly say they nearly died because they were given expired drug; expired drug will simply not perform the task for which it was given, and does not cause any reaction as it's no longer active)

You guys should stop this stupid mentality of condemning and blaming innocent, poorly paid Nigerian health workers for everything that happened, including things you have no knowledge of.

solreb:
MBA is not for only common man. Anyone that can raise N1m and above no be common man. Some people have invested over N100m according to my account officer

And surprisingly, people with such amounts naturally don't panic or rush here to ask fear-filled questions.

It's people with smaller amounts that usually cause problems.

Gee64:
MBA FOREX Benin City Office address please.

This guy that has been opening threads everywhere in nairaland asking questions about MBA?
Have you now decided to join? I hope you're fully convinced?
But, if you can't access information someone just posted on the penultimate page, then you're lazy, may not be of much benefit to others in terms of information dissemination when you finally join.

What would be doing in Sweden when you eventually get there? Schooling? Doing menial/low skilled jobs?
Remember money is not plucked from the trees abroad, as most Nigerians erroneously think.
In most cases, if you don't have any reasonable skill, don't bother travelling.

Adefresh007:
It is actually possible to lose 10kg and more in a month.

This can be achieved without using any slimming tea or pills.

you basically lose weight by eating the common Nigerian food in a planned manner.

This process is called Thermionic Metabolism

You can read more about this on my post.... freshlifestylent.com.ng/28daybodytransformation.

I don't argue with charlatans.
I didn't spend so much getting the necessary professional trainings only to start arguing with such people here.

Simplyleo:
Is deliberate.

Doctors can write in very legible handwriting.

The purpose is to prevent non medical professionals from getting involved.

Any well trained medical professional can decipher the writings very well.

If a pharmacist is already familiar with a word or drug, it doesn't have to be written in complete letters, he will grasp it once it is written down.

As I said earlier, it is deliberate.

It's not deliberate, bros. Don't be so sure.
From medical school, medical students copy volumes of notes in very fast moving lectures .
With that, writing very fast becomes the norm.
Then, in the clinics, doctors have lots of patients to see, with volumes written for each patient often times.
With this, and the habits of writing very fast already developed from medical school, the doctor is always in the habit of writing fast without much consideration to legibilty

Finally, the information is usually not for the patient, but for other healthcare professionals(pharmacists, nurses, lab scientists, etc.).

Kudos to you,but your environment and equipment look dirty.
Please tidy them up and upgrade your equipment.
Let's always put hygiene and people's health into serious consideration in anything we do.

Everyone is shocked by the level of negligence and lack of concern to safety exhibited by the shop owner and/or landlord.
That's good to hear.
But if you really want to know how much importance Nigerians, generally, place on safety, then, check how many people that are wearing facemasks in your streets.
You'll be surprised it's only an insignificant few.

We as Nigerians are bleeped up people when it comes to safety.
There's no premium placed on life in Nigeria.

Nigeria and it's numerous Hushpuppis walking around!
Anyone you're able to hoodwink is on his/her own!
The truth is you can't even lose 10kg in 1month. It's very hard and unsafe.
And if you miraculously do, your condition will become a medical emergency.
The recommended weight loss per week is 0.5kg to 1kg, which translate to 2 to 4kg per month, though one can safety lose upto 4.5kg to 5kg with extreme efforts.

Another truth is there's nothing like fat burning pills and slimming tea. What burns fat are exercise and reduced calorie intake/starvation. No fucking tea or pill burns any fat.
The only pills that exist are those that reduce appetite.

Next truth is that the 2 pictures you posted do not belong to the same person.
If person A becomes person B after losing such a huge weight in such a short time, person B will have excess, loose, hanging skin.
So, where are those excess skin, lady Hushpuppi?
Haven't you seen what excess, hanging, redundant skin looks like in a pregnant woman after delivery?

So, Hushpuppi lady, try another tricks on Nigerians, as this one has failed.