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Well I'm not surprised... there are even worse issues like this going on that we don't know about.

But, In this regard, what baffles me is you having the guts to post it here. So you're proud of yourself for beating your gf because she refused to say sorry.

I feel like giving you a resounding slap that will jolt you back to your senses!

InfinityFabric:
Why should a woman work when you - the so-called husband is alive ?
Does their physical build-up look like the one built for stress ?
And what type of work would she do ? The one under another man ? No shame from you!
And if it's not even under a man, you'll be cool with 8 - 5 ?, 9 - 4 ? Heck even worse than that ?

Many of you complain about lack of respect then goes on to split the bills with her. Ok ooo!

What?! Please tell me this is a joke, I need to clear my doubts before I respond.

I learnt a lot from my dad though, we're not very close. Work smart not hard.
Add value to yourself everyday. The more valuable you are, the more cherished you will be.


The secret to success is in the Bible.

Isn't this preposterous?
At this juncture, if someone tells you that "THE POLICE IS YOUR FRIEND", what would be your response?

Kalubolt:
First of, I am not his fan nor send him. Talking about being reasonable. Do you think me and you are more reasonable than him. What quantifies being reasonable

The problem with a lot of people is that what they think is a virtue is actually a vice in disguise. It's much easier to convince yourself that you're reasonable and civilised, than soft and weak, isn't it?

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iLegendd:
And always educating people. You forgot to add that part. If you educate people on this forum just the same way I do, even if you brag, we'll forgive you. I don't actually brag — you just feel intimated when I talk. You're not the only one.

As part of my good contribution on Narialand, let me correct your writeup so you can write better next time.

You wrote: Typical ilegend Writing.... always bragging

Below is how you should've typed it.

A typical iLegend's writing... Always bragging.

I added "A," three dots "..." not four, started "writing" with a lowercase, "always" with a capital letter, and ended it for you with a period.

Breathe in, breathe out. Now, give your mom back her phone and tell your dad to go get a refund of the school fees he wasted on your head.

Oya, cry. I no go read or reply you again sha.

Read books, they refused. I need to start charging any blockhead who mentions or quotes me on this forum. You guys drain my brain. My IQ is reducing because of people like you.

Or, maybe he didn't mean it the way he typed it.

Smartb0y:
must you hiss,we all know its a joke

Is it your hiss?

This one dey day dream mtcheeew...

jaeyking:
Mine happened.
Was seated in class, then this lady came and sat on my laps.
She was just using her ass on my d**k , even her friends was like haba all this stuffs can't seduce this guy.

Suddenly she stood up and went away.
Den I looked at my cloth only to see blood.
Dem she was on her period.
It was painful

I just codely went out to wash my clothes, though I called her best friend to warn her to be careful of her behaviour

What!

HopeNeverDies:
Bombshellll....


The one I got was from a girl in my tutorial days... May God forgive my sins and soul. To overcome temptation these days nah extra mile.

Did you fall

Yeah, I have.
It was In 200l then. This girl was just a casual friend then although we play a lot in class.
PS: what happens in class stays in class. No strings attached.
But there was this particular day, I don't know if she was on her heat period or something (you know what I mean) I was sitting close to her pressing my phone and she was on her phone too.
The next line of her action took me off guard. One thing about this girl is that; she's one of the most sought-after, back-sidely and beautifully endowed lady in my department.
So long story short, she pounced on me yes! She did, she sat on my laps with her huge soft backside trying to force a kiss. Honestly I don't know what came over her though.
The next thing I saw was students taking snapshots of the moment.
Funny thing is she didn't even budged or make an attempt to move o... I had to push her away meen it was crazy...

It was later she told me she was reading an erotic novel on her phone

Share yours

Sometimes I don't want to totally believe sex is overrated actually.
People keep saying sex is overrated yet they keep going back to it. Why?! Because it's a mind thing. Okay let me shock you.
If you want to overcome this urge you have to channel your energy to something else( you must have heard this before) and how do you achieve this?

First you have to admit that sex is not overrated, because if you don't, you might want to keep having a taste of this "overrated" topic. Sex is like money; only too much is enough.

Two stay away from anything photographic. Yes, it triggers the urge for sex. And lastly

Try not to be alone, get busy. The devil knows how to minister to an individual when he/she is isolated. That's when evil thoughts will start flooding your mind...

Yeah those two fellas up there were kinda right... except if the girl in question is immature.

Your story doesn't add up, kindly explain further...
Who is she to you?
What kind of relationship do you have with this girl that made her so confident to barge in on you?

Actually they are here. But, it's the guys that are dominating the whole d*mn street of NL. Periodt

Kai... get well soon.

Sorry bruh you must be disappointed.
Don't believe everything you see online.

President Buhari

party

This particular topic was discussed back and forth on fresh fm in Ibadan few days ago. And the thing is, you can't blame anyone.

All women?

�‍♂️ I'm just seek and tired of seeing these so- called red pillars thread.

What actually birthed this movement in the first place? Let's start from there before we even start any argument.

Marriage is for Simps? Seriously?
Okay I'm done here this is the height of it all.

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Bluezy13:
Indeed, hardship had caused you to fall for your student

You are not getting the point bro. He's talking about a lecturer not a teacher.
Do you understand now or, you want me to explain?

1Sharon:
Must have had maids growing up

That is not an excuse

Slizzords:
That's very wrong of you bro, he never said pay before delivery. Stop compounding his woes . You dunno where you will meet yourself tomorrow

You dunno what he has experienced

Wonderful couple.

Congrats daddy and mummy.

TheGidRedpiller:
How did you deal with it?

Well I told her point blank; she should better learn how to cook before a young glamorous maid snatches her husby. And then she'll start claiming to be a feminist, when she was the one who lacks basic home training!

Sometimes the way to a man's heart is through his belly

Yeah you're absolutely right.
You know I didn't believe this until I met one.
I was shocked! How will a full grown lady not know how to cook. It's preposterous.

Hello nairalanders... please pardon my grammatical errors.
Please I need your little help.
I received a call this evening around 6:15 pm that my mum was just involved in an accident and she has been hospitalized. Ok let me explain succinctly;
She was on bike with one other passenger, whilst the bike was on speed, a car suddenly swerved into their lane... Long story short the other passenger and the bike man had broken legs as a result of the accident. My mum had a dislocated ankle, it took time to fix the ankle back to its position.

The issue here is they said the leg is seriously swollen. I'm in akure currently, I'm a student; check my previous post you'd understand what I'm trying to explain. I'm learning web design currently in akure.

The accident happened in ibadan, those who knows ibadan very well sshould know "eyin grammar". Yes, that's where the accident happened.

I need to go home to check on her buh, right now, I'm currently financially indisposed.