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bukatyne:
You are in fire ke

Happy new year

byvan03:
It's becoming ridiculous, full grown men and women for that matter.

taryour:
Lol. no be nairaland. nairaland of comedy where anything can happen. lol.
happy new year sis.

byvan03:
It seems people can't handle any situation anymore.

shalomp:
She wants him to divorce me. She is so desperate that she
made him to go into another marriage without being
divorced. So how do I protect myself?

elantraceey:
You guys are very funny, does everyone have to agree you with you? I never said she wasn't cheating , I only said that he should try to resolve the issue at least for the children's sake before heading for divorce.

anigold:
You have 638 likes me only 7 likes nawao...

Bollinger:
You are right about that. It took forever for me to get used to their christmas and new year celebration here. At first, i couldn't get over not being able to do banger street wars, street parties, food swaps, strolling all night, music blaring all day and all night. I wonder what would happen if i tried most of that here. I'd be spending christmas and new year behind bars.

Afam4eva:
If someone has even 0.5% of surviving, then the person should be given a chance and nobody has the right to decide who lives or who dies except the dying person explicitly requests for Euthanasia.

Bollinger:
You sef you stubborn. My wife would be doing back flips if i offered to take her out instead of cooking for the family. You like wahala too much. And yeah, we all got nicknames in my abode. My wife's Ayinke, because i pamper her too much. My first kid is masterflex. It used to be DJ masterpee because it took forever for him to stop wetting the bed. He didn't like it after his bed wetting stopped so i took out the "pee" and swapped it with "flex". My Second kid is Akpons, well just because he behaves like a warri boy too much. im mouth too sharp and e strong strong like winch. Small as he is he can knock out 15 pull ups at a go. That's amazing for a seven year old. As for me, my wife just tags me anyone that fancies her mood. It could be Mr Akpan, Captain foodo, sebalese, (wound that Eba), i love eba too much, and her favorite which is "Temi". My actual name is never pronounced unless i'm in trouble. Lol. . . .

but the nurses wheeling him into the surgical theatre under the guise of negligence gave him mercy killing. My family went indignant and we stopped the emergency unit of that hospital from functioning on that very day.

Bollinger:
Which kain tin be dis na? Maybe i for just leave you alone instead of double daring you. Nice mouth watering spread. Can't cook anything major yet. Still looking for a good african store. The closest one is five hours away. Plus, the movers haven't even brought all our things in yet so there's no way to cook anything decent. Had pancakes for breakfast this morning. The kids annoyed me last night. My wife was like "hey why don't we have pancakes for breakfast?" and Akpons, my second kid goes "yeah, but i hope dad isn't making it, he sucks at pancakes", and masterflex, my first kid starts laughing. They don't call me captain foodo for nothing. Me, the 7th member of the Justice League. Ok. Got it. I took it upon myself to prove them wrong. My first try was a disaster. I used bukky, my cast iron skillet and it did not work out so well, so i switched to ifeanyi, my non stick pan and it came out beautifully. fluffy and all. It was nice seeing the look of surprise on their faces when they saw their plates. I drowned mine in pancake syrup. Why? Cause that's how i like it. Hey cococandy, I hope you have an awesome year, plenty of blessings, lots of isi ewu, and enough jollof rice.

waxdude:
.......See food..

armyofone:
Yes, avocado and brown organic egg for breakfast fan here
Happy New Year mizz cococandy

byvan03:
Happy new year dear, I think she means that he obviously took a bath before he got home. Probably the man smell like soap when he is supposed to be smelling sweaty.