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Shinjawestside:
Don't reply that Psycho above uu

Spoiler... Spoiled our fun...

And I was loving and enjoying the discuss between Maynman and BornofGod108....

Next!!!

Bluezy13:
Heaven means different things to different people.

To ancient Vikings, Heaven is Valhalla, a place for fallen heroes.
In Islam, heaven is a place where 10 virgins are prepared for each man.
In Christianity, heaven is a place of absolute utopian concept where believers will meet their god.
Just like to the Witnesses, heaven is paradise on Earth.
Some believe that heaven and hell is already here.
Every system has its own concept of heaven.
Don't pity the OP for his concept of heaven. That feeling of entering a place called paradise is what keeps him pushing in life.

But heaven/earth concept are outrightly fabricated in all ramification to keep mankind in morality suspense.

The only teaching I love about Islam...

Where on earth can one find and gather that much willing virgins to discuss matters of life with?

And to correct an error you made. The JWs don't believe heaven is their Paradise on Earth. They believe some few people will go to heaven while much more will stay on Earth and inherit my land and house and your own too if you had any.

And old infidels like this ancestor will be destroyed after a thousand years of trial which I'm sure I'll also fail. Then like good ol' Yahweh's normal style of land grabbing, give my land and house to one of them?

Just like the He took people's land and gave to His chosen people, the criminal land grabbing Jews..

I sometimes fear how people are okay with such a thing and even feel it's only right and proper ....


SMH

I believe that's an edited stuff.

Just checked with my own ChatGpt and funny enough, I use the same one he uses.

My own ChatGpt rejects all requests for jokes involving religious behemoths like Prophets Jesus and Mohammed.

The author of this nonsense joke is just making a joke....

Funny thing is fear no fit gree am post a joke about the vawulent adherents of Islam. Else, dem go trace am and vawulently deal with him.

What a werey troublemaker...

Smh

You sure have a way with words

I don laff tire

PARADIZEPRIEST:
Dollar will crash to naira once naija starts using China currency or Brics currency to receive money selling oil and minerals and then buy by import all the oloshi things you unpatriotic Nigerians keep smuggling into naija like used cars and cloths furnitures noodles,luxury bulletproof cars,longthroat taste goods,jewelries etc.

worksmart:
OP, your threads makes a lot of sense but the term fool is not correct , because we were never fools.
Just because a person manages to fool you does not make you a fool.

There is not a human in this world that is immune to being scammed (fooled). After all our Yahoo Yahoo scammers are also scamming Caucasians so there should be no shame or insults attached to being a victim of a scammer.

Africa was simply a victim of European scammers who had perfected their scamming skills to superhuman levels and managed to scam all other races of the world.

But the world or universe has it's own natural justice, the Caucasian in their bid to continue exploiting Africa, has made themselves weak and uncompetitve and now would be unable to compete with Africa given a level playing field.
This is reason that China who has never colonised enslaved or intentionally sabotaged any other race of people, has become the most powerful nation in the world, overtaking all the Caucasian countries.

Care to shed more light on the bolded?

AmigoDeDon:
Sue him

That'll be a total waste of time.

Bye bye, safe journey is the best to maintain your peace and if he no gree go...

Hahahaha

Na to use olopa threaten am to sign away his right to breathe anytime you pass..

Calls for concern..

Add also:

* Hypocrisy of supposed believers.

* Blasting incantations in the guise of speaking in tongues.

* Zero unity amongst people who got their faith from the same one book. Where I live, just down the street, there are two churches opposite each other..

Wonders are forevermore...

fineboynl:
There is an increase rate at which car batteries are stolen. What is fueling it is the high demand and available market for them. The other day they stole my neighbor car battery and I want to know how well can one avoid this. How the thief open the bonnet? And is it possible to chain the bonnet inside?

Na real wa, Bois wan dash pesin Agbako....

Goan buy spanner o...

Since you don't stay in a gated compound and packing outside seems unsafe, then be ready to regularly remove and fix battery...

When I was at Ughelli, my father's house had no gate or fence for that matter, that's how we protect the batteries of our vehicles.. Ughelli boys too like to dey thief.

enochogaga:
Maybe they are using to rub, unknownlly to their victims is a maker gun

True.

Boys use spoon too. Just touch a victim with the " cold" spoon at the waste, and see how the person empties their pocket while fretting.

Happened to a friend, worst was after taking her bag and everything, the eediots use the spoon stone her....

Clubbing those years make man see many nonsense...smh

See you...

At least ya own better na...

How about the type a friend always sends me? Bizarre news. News of crime and rituals and all bloody nonsense...

I warned her to stop but she continued sending the nonsense until I blocked her on WhatsApp.

Islie:
https://punchng.com/cow-rams-30-year-old-man-to-death-in-lagos/?amp

"All efforts by the police who stormed the abattoir to arrest the fiery cow proved unsuccessful and that butchers in the area refused to provide the cow for arrest"

Ah..

Cow that they've already sentenced to death and it's parts sold to the masses.

Olopa will still arrest all our butchers and charge them the exact money of the price of the cow as bail money... The law must take it's course and be respected,.

Entprys:
Abbatoir police need to arrest the cow and detain for questioning.

Na so..

Before we know, pepper soup and BBQ go dey happen for station...

Ah..

Very safe ..

Free sause and flavors....

Wainey:
Wiping US?
Let me pretend I read that wrong

That's if this thing can even reach the border....

Don't fret yet..

The US knows this nonsense fat ass dubbed Satan is not the best nuke in Stalingrad or lemme use our Lord's name PutinLund

Else, dem for don boldly enter Ukraine and March toward the Kremlin with kpako and rope.

The best weapons, the true trump cards and decider of strength are never put on exhibition like this nonsense nuke I can slap off the skies...

Know this and fear these murderers called. World Leaders..

Smh

Courz:
Do you know that if you were a JW and your child got sexually abused by a JW Male and you want to act by reporting to the police or treating his fuk up, You Will Be Excommunicated or threatened to be excommunicated? You will be told that reporting to the Police is bringing reproach on Jehovah's name. What will you do if this happens?

This has happened in many congregations of JW in the U.S and other developed countries.

Only applicable to members.

And I doubt the eediots involved in such acts would take it outside the body of same faith.

OluwaBurner....

Okpokuzo...

Free advert ..

Spread it for them...

Oni yéyé...

Courz:
It is by design. That's how Watchtower wants it. If it happens in Nigeria, there will be no JW here or many JWs will leave. They need membership. In The countries where this is going on, JWs are losing so many members there and They are selling so many Kingdom halls, Bethel branches and Assembly halls. It is purely by design. For it to be this widespread in Developed countries, it isn't about konji or some sick men loving Kids. It is diabolic . Watchtower needs to maintain its Billionaire status.

Like hell I'll believe such a thing...

There's nothing diabolical about sick adults... And IMO, deserving to be eliminated from society.

Things like these are common with most organized faiths. Alfas, pastors and even those so-called babalawos almost always abuse the trust and respect people have for them.

That's why I always made it a point to let my daughter know when she was younger that she'll always have my ears no matter what. Police ke? I might kill an eediot like that before anyone knows what's going on.

I thank God that she's currently becoming disillusioned with all these religious stuff like her adorable father... Smh

Na wa o..

JW or not I just don't understand some men. 13yr old dem with funny smells, wey never know how to baff well. Wey never sabi wash yansh naim person dey go molest....

They should never let me be in a position to judge all these pedophiles o. I'd make sure they're vawulently dealt with.

But why is it that it's mostly JW abroad doing this nonsense? Never heard such child molestation happening in Nigeria. ..


Johnw come see Oteneaaron.. We need you on this thread...

Let the wahala start..

ednut1:
Can you keep up with the sexual needs of that young woman At 35 most Nigerian men already have high blood pressure, weak erection, diabetes, pot belle etc . If she cheats inside the marriage you will still complain. Marriage is not sustained by youth too. So i can never understand men’s obsession with younger women

I don't understand why people still attach sensibleness and responsibleness to age.

Many supposed mature people will shock you with their characters. I know this.

I believe that it's left for every individual to weigh and judge whoever they're with, with all the info on hand and make a personal decision.

After all, you have been the one spending time with said person..

All these stereotypical suggestions that only matured girls are best is a huge error, IMO.

Wike the wicked man...

Scrap metals go full everywhere now...

Smh

Fafesot:
The thing is; the court of Law does not recognize African voodoo, else it would have been one of the best ways to nab criminals.

Another thing is; It can be manipulated to pick an innocent individual.

Enforcers of the law and their own kwarupshun....

That was how an innocent woman in Agbaro Delta State was implicated and killed over allegations of seeing another man only for the husband to confess years later that he's on good terms with the enforcers and it was he who requested they help him end his wife because of the woman own house o....smh

Aaaaarghmed:
Lol..Mumu man.The thing that has saved me in all my dealings with ladies is having a backup plan always.As a man this will help u always.The biggest rule..never let a woman know all the source of your income.Your leg never strong for UK and u see say your wife dey cheat, you go confront am.lol.obviously she is ahead of the game.you are supposed to be ahead always

In as much as your comment is brutal...

It resonates with some truth...

He shouldn't have confronted her. A woman bold enough to cheat on you gives no rats ass about you. The baba suppose don know this...

You caught her, yes. Then start prepping countermeasures, then let her go. But if you're as crazy as my royal self, una two go still dey run things, no strings attached.

Smh

Merose:
NLC should stop playing with Nigerians. Take decisions and stand on it or don't take it altogether

It's not about making a decision and staying by it...

It's mostly about not even having a clearly stated demand. What's the meaning of declaring strike because of the suffering of Nigerians?

Na today Nigerians dey suffer?

What's the cause of the suffering in the first place? Have they ever declared strike to demand that politicians suspected and caught for embezzling be brought to justice? Remember that clown pretending to faint on the pilfered palliative funds matter during the COVID wahala period. We hear the case again? Or the NLC didn't know about that?

Oh, the new currency wahala before our Rtd General left office, is that not enough reason to go on strike? And demand all involved be brought to book?

I can tell you that this their strike is sponsored by those who want subsidy on petroleum products be returned (not like I'm in support of the premature removal in the first place). The problem is, even if the stubborn old man in Aso Villa agrees, it only be piling up the troubles on the nation. Focus should be on not taking our crude to and fro before we can get ordinary PMS or AGO to use. The logistics of that to and fro is crazy enough reason to stop the madness.

All these while that the FG has been making promises of fixing our refineries and failing to do so with huge funds entering the blackhole of embezzled project funds, has the NLC ever come out to declare strike?

Now they're giving a vague reason like "Nigerians Suffering" to declare strike.

We don't even want add how Nigerian employees suffer nonsense cause of the unions own corruption. (A neighbor once told me how he's being paid 80k while the Lebanese working the same position as him receives over 200k. According to him, he claims his boss said the rest are being taken by our Nigerian ogas in labour and trade unions. I don't know how true that is but if that's true, a lot is in question here)

Abeg make dem go siddon one place, only an eediot will take dem and their dubious declaration serious ,

[quote author=emmabest2000 post=125510341][/quote]Your signature reminds this ancestor of a lot of things...

The circle goes on. From tough times and strong men to weak men and easy times...smh

Death begets life, yet life must surely end in death...smh

Only energy seems eternal... Energy is the true God.

Everything's a crazy big circle .

TheBillyonaire:
Any explanations of an issue that has no root in hard science is woo woo. Saying someone is possessed by alter and entities is spiritual technology dynamics, just that religions do not have accurate understanding of what possession is, so my Science has answers.

I'm not sure I understand why our Chief CarChoice would love humans for that nonsensical reason of having an explanation for matters as these. Especially when the understanding seem so inadequate....

Na ya own comment draw this daddy ..

What do you mean by "Your Science"?

I know what science is to me, but you are a confirmed deviate, of course, like my royal self. So, share with this ancestor any new information gotten from the "that database"..... You know try the one I'm talking about,..

Oya share with your brother, what does the sciences mean to you? How do you understand the sciences, and what's ya level of reality?

DeepSight:
I have no energy to argue about what is a name and what is a description. I will just drop verses showing Yahweh of the Bible being all those things you rightly accuse Allah of being.

I start with deception.

2Ch And Micai'ah said, "Therefore hear the word of the LORD: I saw the LORD sitting on his throne, and all the host of heaven standing on his right hand and on his left;
2Ch 18:19 and the LORD said, 'Who will entice Ahab the king of Israel, that he may go up and fall at Ramoth-gilead?' And one said one thing, and another said another.
2Ch 18:20 Then a spirit came forward and stood before the LORD, saying, 'I will entice him.' And the LORD said to him, 'By what means?'
2Ch 18:21 And he said, 'I will go forth, and will be a lying spirit in the mouth of all his prophets.' And he said, 'You are to entice him, and you shall succeed; go forth and do so.'
2Ch 18:22 Now therefore behold, the LORD has put a lying spirit in the mouth of these your prophets; the LORD has spoken evil concerning you."

The above speaks for itself. Yahweh was involved with lies and deceit.

When we tell them that even if there's a Big Creator God, who is the First Cause that started all these reactions claiming to be number one. And that that First Cause has no emotions for crazy useless humans living in one minuscule corner of the boundless universe, they'll see us as crazy.

I feel it in my bones that I know we're not currently equipped to understand a lot of things, not now but maybe in the future. I believe mostly in the forces of nature, their attributes and characters, experienced them work... And I believe nothing is supernatural. As long as it's acceptable in our reality, it's simply natural. Being ignorant of the process and being unable to quantify it all is no one's concern.

Abeg, I dey enjoy my Friday, this daddy is indulging too much these days... Make enjoyment no kih me..

Master DeepSight, I see you..

DeepSight:
# TenQ, Note only that all of those attributes apply to the god of the bible as well.

Ah ..

TenQ the musulmen basher wouldn't agree with you even if it's so obvious in their holey book....smh

I respect those who focus on their faith yet if you continually try to shame other faiths, I'll call you back to ya own (and that's if I'm not lazy at the time ) Lazyman, that I am ....smh

Thank you for bringing him back to his own chosen vawulent and deceptive God.

Funny thing is I admire all those criminal gods...

I suspect my nature isn't as gentle as I'm trying to make it....


SMH

Ahigbo1:
If the desired change can be attained without lives loss, perfecto.

Good that you're pragmatic.

BibleStudyForum:
Daniel recorded a messianic prophecy about The Son of Man who is Jesus. So by calling himself Son Of Man he was https://biblestudyforum.com/threads/why-does-jesus-refer-to-himself-as-the-son-of-man.46/#post-61

Simple.

He was called YESHUA BEN YOSEP and BEN DAVID, (not YESHUA BEN YAHWEH) and Oga Joseph happens to be a man. A talented artisan in his time. And King David was his ancestor, so that explains that then.

Theres record of him calling himself that, anything else, I don't know. It's as literal as it can be, no need for jumping for the so-called holy ghost/spirit ministering.

tunwumi:
It just like the Arab spring, I t doesn't change anything. In fact it create more problems

We could be on our way to experiencing our own uprising in the entire Africa.

It's past time something like that happened.