₦airaland Forum

3babes:
Has any one got similar issues cos it has continued since 2016.
Every one knowns us, in fact i am about to end the relationship.

Guy am surprised you are still asking questions, is it when your blood finish you will realise you are under a witchcraft/marine spirit attack.

Wake up dude!

But have you tried bleeping another girl, ven if means testing with an olosho and check for the blood

You are waiting for her Yes, meanwhile she is waiting for Mr. Right!

What a life. Sorry bro.

Shock?

If today we are seeing posts asking how to woo a babe, by tomorrow we will see posts asking for "Nembe" tutorials.
Nairaland sha, oti cast!

When u begin knack the kpekus u no go yarn us!

Make sure you call today sha, what you do afterwards is up to you.

Please note, dont sleep carelessly with anyone you cannot have as a wife.

Positivepoint:
Three “graduates” of Enugu State University of Science and Technology mobilized to participate in the National Youth Service Corps scheme have shown lack of competence and intelligence level expected of genuine degree holders.

According to documents obtained by ESUT NEWS ONLINE, the three “graduates,” who are serving in ABUJA, Lagos and KOGI states respectively, were rejected, with formal letters sent to the state coordinators by their areas of primary assignment and forwarded to the NYSC headquarters in Abuja.

The Director General of NYSC, had informed the NUC of the presence of corps members who displayed “glaring lack of academic ability and intelligence level expected of genuine Nigerian graduates, which were consistently exhibited by the three students from the Enugu State University of Science and Technology.”

Attaching copies of letters from NYSC secretariats in Abuja, Lagos and Kogi, “As contained in the reports, the corps members exhibited signs of incompetence and low intelligence level which range from inability to complete registration formats correctly to not being able to teach pupils at nursery school level.

These inadequacies led to their rejections by their employers in their various states of deployment.”

The case, according to an insider’s account, has baffled the National Universities Commission (NUC) and prompted the setting up of a committee to “verify the integrity of the degrees,” and find out if there was collaboration by the university.

Federal education authorities are suspecting a wide-ranging scam that might have been going on for years.

To unravel how the three corps members were mobilised, the NUC has already set up a panel, comprising officials of NYSC, Joint Admissions and Matriculation Board (JAMB) and the State Security Service (SSS).

The mandate of the panel, according to a letter dated September 24, 2012 signed by NUC Director of Quality Assurance, Professor C.F. Mafiana, “is to fully investigate the report with a view to identifying the culprits, including others similarly mobilised and their collaborators, and ensuring sanctions accordingly.

The team would be chaired by a visiting professor in the NUC.”

Out of the three corps members, Jane could hardly write the Roman figures from one to 10 in words, just as she could not write three states and their capitals.

She could not provide the names of two major rivers in Nigeria, just as she failed to name three countries that share border with Nigeria.

Obioma, according to the documents, was rejected by Kings College, Lagos, after it was discovered that she was grossly incompetent to perform her duties.

A further test on her by the Lagos state NYSC secretariat revealed that though a graduate of Electricals/Electronics, she never passed any of the science subjects at the secondary school level.

The third fellow, John, who was posted to Abuja, was rejected by a nursery/primary school known as FEMA Schools because of his inability to read and write.

Having been rejected by two employers, he had to be reposted by Abuja NYSC to a bakery, pending the final determination of his case by the NYSC national headquarters.

When queried on his incompetence, John proved his incompetence when he responded in writing: ‘“I awarded a degree in Enugu State University of Science and Technology I have a probeam in my university am manegn my siefe to funsh my school.””

A source disclosed on Friday that members of the panel would soon commence probing the circumstances under which the “graduates” were released by the university to participate in the NYSC scheme.

http://www..ng/education/nysc-rejects-illiterate-graduates-of-enugu-university-esut

You see the negative effects of sorting for marks.

Angelanest:
A loved up picture of the man who killed his girlfriend yesterday in Oshodi area of Lagos state - has emerged. The suspect allegedly killed unsuspecting girlfriend in a gruesome manner for money rituals, according to online reports. The shocking incident happened at Balogun street Oshodi Lagos where the guy was caught early morning at 4':48 am while going to dispose the body.

He was said to have stuffed her inside a bucket and put the bucket on his head. .

He was, however, stopped and asked for the content of the bucket and he said it was dirt.

]The lifeless body of the woman was discovered after he was ordered to open it.

The suspect has since been handed over to the police.

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2018/05/photo-of-man-who-killed-his-girlfriend-in-lagos.html

Ordinary boyfriend and gehlfriend una don sew uniform.

See wetin Rochas cause...

Sunnynwa:
Buhari queries Obasanjo over $16bn power project

President Muhammadu Buhari on Tuesday querried the spending of $16 on power project during the administration of former President Olusegun Obasanjo.


The president was speaking at the Presidential Villa in Abuja while receiving the Buhari Support Organization led by the Comptroller-General of the Nigerian Customs Service, Ahmed Ali.

Buhari did not mention Obasanjo's name, but asked where was the power after a former president claimed to have spent $16bn on the project.

The House of Representatives had in 2008 described $16 billion spent on power by Obasanjo's government as colossal waste, blaming it on "poor budget planning and a lack of proper oversight by relevant bodies.

The Socio-Economic Rights and Accountability Project had also in 2016 urged the acting Chief Justice of Nigeria, Justice Water Samuel Onnoghen, to immediately appoint an independent counsel to investigate allegations of corruption in the spending of $16 billion on electricity by Obasanjo's government.


Detail later...

https://www.dailytrust.com.ng/buhari-queries-obasanjo-over-16bn-power-project-251839.html

In 2018 Bubu is stilll issuing verbal query.

Good riddance and nonsense with too much ingredients.

Allnaijaent:
https://allnaijaentertainment.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/Linda-Ikeji-Okoro-Daniel-O-_-AllNaijaEntertainment.com_.jpg

Popular blogger Linda Ikeji's acclaimed boyfriend has finally revealed the owner of her pregnancy says he's not the one that impregnated her.

The acclaimed boyfriend, Okoro Daniel O. by name on his social media handle breaks silence about the issue after being interrogated severally regarding to the pregnancy.

Meanwhile, Linda Ikeji whom on Sunday had revealed her pregnancy status by sharing a viral photo of her carrying a pregnancy.

The boyfriend then took his fb page to narrate who owns the pregnancy and what happened said:
"Seriously, I wasn't the one that impregnated Linda Ikeji. You guys really need to understand the whole scenario.

Although we had a plan on how to go about making a baby before now.
From the plan we said "we'd use different source in making a baby" which eventually worked!
She ended up getting a pregnancy for another guy and I impregnated another girl also.�
This still doesn't affect our relationship as it still continues.�
I love Linda and Linda loves me.�

So that's just what happened okay!
#LindaIsPregnant."
SOURCE: AllNaijaEntertainment.com

I no cum, you no cum
How belle come cum?

Nedfed:
I lived in a self contain room apartment with my babe.
Whenever she want to take her bath she will closed the door but if she want to toilet (pooing) she will open the door widely which have complain severally. But the only excuses she always give is that she can't be suffocated with the smell and heat from the toilet if the door is close when she know fully well that the same door links the room and the toilet together. Aside that, I always get inconvenient with the smell must time.
What do you think I can do in this situation cos I truly love her.

See as everywhere come dey smell shit. Mschew!

Samiking:
Please let's advice a sister below she needs it.
" please i need your
advice I am a lady of 25 years please help me
on this Issues no InsuIts please .i have a
problem. My Breast is too small very very small
what can i do or take to make it come out? how
do i handle this doctors in the house please tell
me what to do. Because of this people take me
as a small girl i can't be happy because of this .
Please advice".

Picture or we don't believe it.

Your friend called you to a hotel, you run go without question.

Them give you white substance to sniff saying it's medicinal you rush sniff.

Wakanda nonsense with too much sauce is this?

iLegendd:
You're right, but take a look at this quote: "Acting too responsible early in life prohibits creativity." Joe Clef, 2017.

What I'm trying to say is: this may really look childish, but it's not. Trust me.

Childish is an understatement, of course children shouldn't handle porn.

iLegendd:
PORN: www.Nairalend.com Will Be Turned to a Porn Site. Advice Please. [PICTURE]

Some months ago, some group of guys came up with an innovative idea. As part of this group, I suggested we make the platform a place Nigerians will come together and make money just like Fiverr or Upwork. The main purpose is to render digital service and get paid.

Another guy in the group suggested we turn it to a social media and outsource it to some Indians to develop.

Another guy suggested we turn it to a porn site and make quick money.

Ladies and gentle men, please, which idea should be go with? Or do you have suggestions on a better idea?

The reason for naming it NairaLEND is because the initial idea was to LEND digital hand to other Nigerians, but now, we're stuck on making a final decision. The site will be launched in 2020.

We need your help. Thank you.

That you people have considered a porn site says alot.
#wobeshidren

LifeofAirforce:
Ever wondered what it feels like to be loved even when you not the best guy around ?

This is my story.

I ain't the best perfect guy around but I'm so loved.
I'm not the most perfect guy around but this beautiful girl always makes me feel like a KING.

I was a bad guy who never gave a fucck about love but today, love has finally arrested me.

Thank you Jesus for this great woman and forever I will continue to make you proud .

Few months from now I will be a father
This love no go die.

All this long post is just for you to tell us that you have finally put that girl in the way of family.

Clap for yourself.

NaOto:
If a girl have scratch you with her teeth before you will know that what this girl have is actually a talent

How do you know? Has she auditioned for you before?

Can someone have a job and not know?

cantok:
But the part the got me worried was how puny Access Bank could be allowed to consume IBPlc

There you see the obvious scheming, CBN, SLS, BOI and Access bank, Aik Imuokhede #thereisGodoh

hadura29:
That's true, if the old Ooni of Ife was still alive, I am sure the power play would have been so interesting. A lot of people don't know this story.

Akingbola don't discriminate between bsc and HND. A lot of polytechnic graduate had hope, same salary scale for everyone and they all worked with their hearts dedicated to the job..

Even if he were a thief he is our Robin Hood. At no time was iBPlc unable to meet its obligations to customers, the treatment was obviously a witch hunt. If you don't know then you dont know.

hadura29:
Efcc should investigate where access bank got the fund to acquire intercontinental... mtchew fake efcc..

Dem no Dey invite emir?

They won't, its all part of the plan. Ut we are not blind to know Access couldnt afford Intercontinental.

A lot of us know that Akingbola was used as a scapegoat, he has suffered enough meanwhile his peers and seemingly saintly CEOs are still doing business.

crownloaded:
Mother of Wizkid‘s second child and the Starboy’s baby mama number two has dropped hints that the Come Closer singer is a deadbeat dad.

Only recently, Wizkid’s first baby mama, Sola Ogudugu, shook a table that had the singer on it. Through a social media post, the mother of Boluwatife, Wizkid’s first child, said she has been forced to play the role of father and mother to the young man (Bolu), hinting that his father (Wizkid) has failed in his role.

Very recently, the singer’s second baby mama named Binta has done the same thing Sola did earlier by making suggestive social media posts, hinting that Wizkid only plays for the camera when he appears like a caring and supportive father. She claims that she was left to take care of their son alone for 15 months before he (supposedly Wizkid) stepped in, and even when he did, he only supported her with 13,000 over a period of 2 years. However, she did not state the denomination of the 13, 000 she received from the father of her son.

She wrote, ‘ my son was 15 months when I first received anything… He didn’t post Ayo (the second child was named after his father, Wizkid) till he was 2yrs old. Never showed for any of his birthdays nor bothered to call or send a gift. ‘

Source: http://gbedujamzng.com/ng/dont-care-kids-second-baby-mama-calls-wizkid/

So you all thought getting pregnant for a StarBoy will cage him..

E no concern you

Fmartin:
What function do you think the male breast has?

Just a reminder that we are also mammals.

Gift101:
Twitter:- @Toribaze



http://ghana.toribaze.com/entertainment/my-husband-crazy-about-breast-mercy-asiedu/


Lalasticlala, Mynd44, MissyB3, Fynestboi

Yea he might be crazy now, untill he overdoses on it.

When police receive authentic tip off you wont see them..

She was just a passenger. Wont she drop before?

MsLalasticlala:
A Nigerian fb user, Jayden took to Facebook to share a photo of a lady he slept with, generalizing Nigerian women as cheap, but trust Nigerian fb users, especially the wounded ladies... They sent him back to the village with a lot of food for thought.



https://joelsblog.com.ng/women-don-cast-lagos-guy-shares-photos-of-a-lady-he-bleeped-yesterday/

Paid 20k for a pussy that is smelling

You fall hands aswear.... For ur dick to still stand to knack the gehl you suck boy.

Fireball:
own boss works 24 hrs bro..

Sorry dear,not in my line of work.

arherfish:
I know that people like you will come here and spew thrash. If everyone becomes a boss, who will work for you and remember also that is not everybody that is privilege like you are.

Why is it paining you guy?

CastedAyo:
A Nigerian man on Twitter identified as Wole Odeyele is of the opinion that foreign bosses treat their employees better than Nigerian bosses.

Read his reasons;
"In my entire career, All foreign bosses respect weekends and after work hours.

In my experience, its only Nigerian bosses and HR that would try to price your wages down like slave drivers.

Foreign HR and Bosses are more concerned with paying you a fair wage to ensure you are well motivated

In my experience, foreign employers are less concerned with the appearance of work and more concerned with the content of work, so they allow flexibility in work hours and locations.

Nigerian employers stick with the traditional 8-5, and demand physical presence.

In my experience, foreign bosses aren't concerned about titles and ranks and try to create structures that are flat where everyone can collaborate with anyone.

Nigerian bosses are very hierarchical and you're most talk to your boss, who talks to his boss and he to his boss.

In my experience, foreign employers encourage open dialogs. Every decision can be questioned, challenged and reevaluated.

Nigerian employers are military styled. Questioning an instruction is considered insubordination and queries are issued like meal tickets

In my experience, foreign employers try to ensure profit sharing affects all employees. Everyone rises together or falls together.

Nigerian employers like to keep the juice at the very top and it won't trickle down. Even your annual bonus is questionable.

I promised myself never to work with non-multinationals again. We are incredibly close minded and shallow in our work styles.

I sometimes think our fellow country men are our own worst enemy in the workplace."

Culled from; https://www.torimill.com/2018/05/only-nigerian-bosses-make-it-seem-okay-for-you-to-work-on-weekends-man-see-why.html

Thats why its good to be your own boss.
I do 9-5 with no weekends.