₦airaland Forum

Welcome, Guest: RegisterLoginWith GoogleTrendingRecentNew

Stats: 3,330,866 members, 8,447,473 topics. Date: Saturday, 18 July 2026 at 11:35 AM

Toggle theme

Countersam's Posts

Nairaland ForumCountersam's ProfileCountersam's Posts

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 (of 61 pages)

RomanceRe: What Made Me Stopped And Swore Never To Masturbate Again! (my True Story) by Countersam(m): 4:42pm On Apr 22, 2018
VenomousTruth:
I got exposed by friends n started masturbating at 7 but months after our house help who was 21 as at that time, sucked my-then tiny peniis and had me insert my whole fist in and out of her vaginna, I touched a lot of soft things in there, I forgot about masturbation... I enjoyed it so much that we continued and at 13, I had my dick inside of her for the first time. that was when I knew a vagina is usually warm n can be incredibly SWEET!... in school, a lot of girls loved to molest me when they see me behind closed corners, they'd drag me to the female toilet and try to make me do nasty things you're imagining grin. At first, I don't allow them but after the experience with the house help, I furking loved being molested by girls especially older ladies cos my sister's friends do Bleep me behind their mom's coca cola store room I even licked one of the girls pussy in my school toilet for the first time in my life...I became so corrupt sexually. I wouldn't want to talk about my computer teacher embarassed

in class, while a teacher is busy teaching, I'm busy fingering patience, who knows what a clit is then? ;Dlol I even use to go to Patience's house to greet her very old grandma and still fûck patience when the grandma is busy with her snuff outside, I fingered an army man's daughter at the back of his car while he was driving and he never noticed due to my innocent looks and gentle nature. I'd tell loveth where I'm hiding when we play hide n seek and when she comes, we'll start having sex while the others will be so happy that loveth isn't coming their way...and after the sex cos I usually cum quickly n wash off the sperrm, then it will be my turn to seek and I'll meet loveth again and fûck her again..sometimes, I even fûck her 2 sisters Jane and Sandra while we do this so-called hide n seek and non of them knew I fûck the rest... its really that bad embarassed

I fûcked so much after getting to know that sex is really sweet n I didn't even remember anything called masturbation ever again... As in, I dey fûck like horse till blood begin come out of the Toto sef , thats just how fûcking bad it is but i thank God it helped me quit mastubation!embarassed

Now here's what I'm saying.. ""I stopped masturbating after I experienced sex""
I blame you for buhari's comments

#lazynigerianyouths
BusinessRe: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by Countersam(m): 4:02pm On Apr 22, 2018
God abeg Althletico should not deny me of my first win since i started betting less than a month now. kiss

BusinessRe: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by Countersam(m): 8:49am On Apr 22, 2018
Umartins1:
My prediction

6YZJY8M
Abeg oh make Inter win
BusinessRe: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by Countersam(m): 8:47am On Apr 22, 2018
AccessME:
I don't know how to do it. explain the process to me pls
https://old-mobile.bet9ja.com/Home.aspx

Login with your info,then scroll diwn and see deposit

BusinessRe: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by Countersam(m): 11:03pm On Apr 21, 2018
AccessME:
Somebody here should please teach me how to Fund my Bet9ja account using ATM machine
Why not just go to your bet9ja account then use your atm details to make a deposit
BusinessRe: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by Countersam(m): 10:06pm On Apr 21, 2018
Amaso99:
So ac milan lose to that team for home hmm
Don't mind the basterds.
BusinessRe: Ussd Codes For Nigerian Banks by Countersam(m): 5:45pm On Apr 21, 2018
Ijaya123:
Saw this in Twitter and decided to share here. Hope it helps somebody.

Access *901#
Diamond *426#
Eco *326#
FBN *894#
Fidelity *770#
GTB *737#
Heritage *322#
Keystone *533#
Skye *833#
Stanbic *909#
Sterling *822#
Union *826#
UBA *919
Wema *945#
Zenith *966#

Modified: Please add anyone you know that isnt there
First Bank ussd not working on my glo line for long now
RomanceRe: Two Half-Nude Ladies Beat Me Mercilessly In My Boyfriend's House by Countersam(m): 11:18pm On Apr 20, 2018
dainformant:
A Nigerian lady who lives in Port Harcourt, Rivers state has revealed how she fought with two girls over her ex fiancée after seeing them in his house when she paid a visit.

Read the lengthy piece shared by Ada Uchenna on Facebook;

So I fought with two girls over my ex fiancée

Yes, you heard me right. Some of the things you think you cannot do, wait till ara ahụ akpọrọ lọvụ ka ọ gba gị... Then you'll know for sure your limit and self control capacity.

All through my teenage, early adult life, relationships were something I never gave thoughts to. I loved once and I knew how emotionally messy I can be when I love. Anyway that was then, when I thought that love is all about emotions and how I feel. (note, love have little or nothing to do with emotions. It is a deliberate act).

When I was writing my junior waec, a boy desperately fell in love with me. Pure unadulterated love. He asked for nothing in return. He fought my battles, coached me, built a solid foundation from which I was able to note genuine love from afar. He made me realize that a man can wait for you if he truly sees a future with you. That any man that asks you for sex in a place of proving how much you love him is a fraud. Kai, Igwebuike taught me plenty things oo. I owe him a lot but yadiba.

So, when Igwe's parents refused us from being together because I had no father, I decided to lock my heart and face my studies. During these period, I met good, bad and the ugly men. Some I liked, some I just wanted their money, while some even wanted sex with. Well, university came and went. By now I've had many suitors, some I wanted to marry but they could not deal with my strong personality, some I didn't want to marry but was almost pushed to and some I had mixed feelings for.

Immediately a girl is about 25, society begins to count years for her like life depends on getting married and breeding children.

Just like each of us, I wanted to be called Mrs sombori, ehen nụ. Ka akpọm nwunye mmadụ. Fortunately I met and passed 25 without getting married. So, in 2016 I met this my Ex. He was a sweet boy. A very caring handsome young dude bubbling with big dreams which I wanted to be a part of. His major weakness is that he is a Public P3nis. He swayed me off my feet that within 3 months I already said yes to his proposal. I left town for a few months job training, just to come back to lots of drama.

Initially when we started, I told him I am team no Sex before proper marriage, he thought he would use the engagement to get in between my legs, unfortunately it didn't work for him. So we started having some petty arguments. During one of the arguments I threw his ring back at him and called it over. The next day, when I was stable, I went to his house, only to meet two girls half naked. I didn't even say a word. I went to kitchen to prepare food, after which I took my bath, wore his shirt and came to the living room. By now it was already night and the girls were not even shaking body to go. I politely asked them to go that I have some things to discuss with my man and it is getting late. That they can come back next day to continue their gist.

Before I knew what was happening... These two young ladies descended on me, ha tirim don't be silly. Ha kụrụ mụ ihe ka nwatakịrị. They made me understood that my Ex is not yet legally married to me and so they have equal rights as me to be in his house.

When these ladies where pounding me like Akpụ, my supposed love of my life was doing absolutely nothing. He was forced to act when neighbors came and knocked so as to separate us. By then, ụmụ ọgbanje a ejirilam gwọọ abacha.

Two days later, one of the girls that fought me, one of if the Girls that my ex claimed he has nothing to do with her packed into his house.

Well, he was f*cking her in the night and was begging me in the day to not give up on him. To accept him back. Mana obi gbawaram. I love extremely and I hate Extremely too. I don't have a middle ground for love and hate. It's either I love you or not.

Well, that was how it ended sha.

Why did I tell you this story? I made a post yesterday stating that women are not supposed to fight other women over their men. Many women concurred and stated vehemently how they can never stoop so low. Mana Kam gwa unu eziokwu, you will never know what you can do until you are exposed to a situation.

Women that fight other women because of their men are not entirely bad or wrong. If you are to be in their shoes, trust me you may do worst. Most times it is out of anger and jealous. This is why emotional maturity is required for you before you think of getting involved in a relationship or even marriage. For instance, the guy I am currently banging, if he eventually thinks he wants to cheat, it is his loss. I have plenty things outlined for me to achieve other than dying for a less deserving public p*nis. But eventually if I let it go, then mind you, I too will be strafing other d*cks... Whether intentionally or not. So if he cannot taste the food he serves, he better not cook it.

Ladies, it is true we love and trust even those who do not deserve us, please no man is worth your fight. Even your husband. If he loved you, he will put in efforts to avoid falling into temptation of cheating on you. Do not be carried away with the lies that men can cheat and still love their wives. It is a big lie. Stop suffering the emotional abuse. If you cannot cheat back, please use the exit door instead of fighting your fellow woman over your wayward husband.

By the way, I support the law of an eye for an eye, if he cheats with a Girl and you don't want to leave, cheat back with a better d*ck. Cheating is not gender specific. I can supply you as many d*cks as you want. That you cheated on him does not mean you are a bad mother or an irresponsible wife.

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2018/04/lady-reveals-what-she-did-after-seeing-her-ex-with-two-girls.html
Her ibo writing na im trip me pass
HealthRe: Tramadol Is Killing My Friend. How Can We Help? by Countersam(m): 4:45pm On Apr 20, 2018
chuksonia:
he's mother is the only one active dad has kicked the bucket long ago and this guy is really the type of person thats always very aggressive to his mother especially if she's always wanting to advice him and most times when I'm there I blame it on the drugs he's taking !! moreover I dear to say that she isn't aware this dude is always very composed anytime he's with the lady if not that I know about the side effect on an individual I also wouldnt have noticed the only thing that got me knowing is that we attended the same varsity and back then it was a normal something we do to read or chase after fresher's although baby boi only took it occasionally back then but my nigga is Now something else and really I care for him but I'm petty sure he wouldn't be very Happy if I burst he's bubble's despite the fact that he confided in me�����������
The only option here seems to be forceful rehab. Confide in the police, arrest him with evidence and advice/refer him to rehab as his only option of freedom. It wont be easy i tell you. But you must confide in someone who is a close relative including his mother.
HealthRe: Tramadol Is Killing My Friend. How Can We Help? by Countersam(m): 9:42am On Apr 20, 2018
chuksonia:
hello good evening guys hope we good?
let me go straight to the point I've got this friend of mine who stays in the same estate her with me in ibeju-lekki area this young man is in his late twenties and also a graduate, this his addiction started way back when we were still undergraduate
. he used to use this particular drug just because of reading sake Co's he once told me his brain it's always at it's peak whenever his on this drug and he tends to assimilate anything he reads, now he's outta school though he got side hustle put guys my guy is outta hand the rate at which he takes this drugs now is alarming the reason I'm saying this is simply on the fact that I was with him yesterday evening and I needed him to enter d number of a mechanic he recommended for me to fix ma car,... his hand was really shaking badly that I noticed he had to quickly adjust by using the other hand to hold on to the phone, I tried engaging him into a man on man conversation but he reluctantly snapped out! so when we drove to his apartment I noticed just when his was about to take a leak just outta curiosity I entered his room and saw lots of sachets of these particular drugs I mean lots of it, so I confronted him and there he goes telling me he can't go a day without taking nothing less than 800-1000mg I didn't know when I said Jesus, and he is always aggressive I'm just feeling very concerned the thing is that he doesn't listen to me on matters like this, and he's fiance is a nurse and she's also not aware of his addiction

his mother too isn't aware although both his mum and girl are close to me I'm thinking of bringing them into talking to him especially his fiance Co's I know he loves and respects her and would most likely listen to her, but at the same time I don't want to be seeing as a snitch and end up spoiling our relationship he'll never tell me anything and most likely won't trust me! how Do I bring them to know about this without making it all pointing to me, note I'm the only one he opened up to.. even he's fiance as close as she is she has no idle about his addiction and seriously assuming he's only taking it occasionally I won't mind or maybe taking it on a low quantity I'll just be about fine but a thousand mills daily hahba he needs help!
Please stop whining already and speak out about it to his parents. He needs help fast cause his life is at stake. Dont tell the fiance yet cause she might leave him if the addiction is that bad, i just dont believe she doesn't know.
EducationRe: Abia State Polytechnic Staff Go On Indefinite Strike, Protest 11 Months Non Sala by Countersam(m): 4:14pm On Apr 17, 2018
exlinkleads:
Abia State Polytechnic Staff Go On Indefinite Strike, Protest 11 Months Non Salary Payment

The Abia State Polytechnic staffs and students are now on the streets of Aba protesting in solidarity with their lecturers and non academic staffs over 11 months of non payment of salaries, which gave raise to the ongoing indefinite strike.

Recall that the school management had threatened their entire staff, including the academic and non academic stuff with a memo detailing that any of their staff who chooses to go on strike should bear in mind that he or she will no longer be a staff of the school.

Regardless of the said threat, both the academic and non academic staff embarked on indefinitely strike today and as well protested in the streets of Aba over the governor's non payment of salary areas for 11 months and counting.

More photos below...

More @ http://www.exlinklodge.com/2018/04/abia-state-polytechnic-staff-go-on.html?m=1
Meanwhile some fools are chanting Okezie is working.
CrimeRe: Man’s Ear Chopped-off By Wife Over Text Message From Ex-girlfriend by Countersam(m): 4:03pm On Apr 17, 2018
mumureloaded:
[color=#006600][/color][b][/b] observing this trajectory in the phenomenon and occurrence in this particular century one has to study psychological, physically, spiritually( in church, mosque and herbalist) and I scientifically before getting married.

As for me before getting married I will have to conduct my researches, when I say researches i mean from different field of study, four sociology PhD holder to study her social life, ten PhD holder of psychology, you all know what they will do and the project will take three years. after that I will need to visit 2 Church, 3 mosque and 35 shrine to affirm our comparability from the GOD/gods.

although the project will be completed within period of 10 years(my estimate and it may go beyond this due to one or two circumstances). I'm still saving for the project. please NL I will need $2 million for this project. you can help me with anything you have my account number is 3032011900 Skye bank. thanks
La text la ear chop,
La bleep la die.
RomanceRe: A Married Woman I Encountered In Camp, Is In Love With Me by Countersam(m): 11:02am On Apr 11, 2018
This is a question of the moral standards you set for yourself. The decision is one only you must make.

But I advice you to flee. The gifts will only nake you feel indebted eventually.
TV/MoviesRe: #bbnaija: Ebuka Has Damaged My Relationship With Miracle, My Boyfriend – Nina by Countersam(m): 10:54am On Apr 11, 2018
Typical of most girls. Want to eat your cake and still have it.
PoliticsRe: Rochas Okorocha Doing Marvelously Well In IMO STATE by Countersam(m): 1:06pm On Apr 10, 2018
andycom:
My Condolences to Ndi Imo.

Imo State today. This is the effect of the much celebrated urban renewal. A governor that will build road before remembering the need for drainage. That to me simply shows that the road was built without planing.

These pictures reflect how Okigwe Road was today during and after the rain. Exactly in front of the former State Secretariat of the People’s Democratic Party, Imo State. Kudos to the leadership of the party in Imo for moving out from this office to a more conducive environment where party activities are booming.

My sincere Condolences to Ndi Imo as we welcome the 2018 rainy season. The death of purposeful leadership is obvious.

FamilyRe: I Need Ideas On How To Reconcile With My Wife. by Countersam(m): 11:21am On Apr 10, 2018
doreto:
We are presently separated for 4 months with no contact/communication.The separation was not related to trust issues,but miscommunication,insults and the likes,no violence.

While I am in a great place emotionally,I want to attempt to reconcile our relationship.

I need ideas.Is it possible? If it is,has any one here seen a case of reconciliation after a deep marital separation? Please share with me.

Thanks.
The two both of you ahoulr kneel down let me pray for your deliverance.

You said no violence or trust issues and the two of you separated. Please be man enough.
FamilyRe: My Sister Wants Court Marriage, Her Husband Doesn't. Advise Her Please by Countersam(m): 11:18am On Apr 10, 2018
Chaclaitmilk:
Her husband is vehemently against having a court marriage with her, They did church marriage and reception but no court,

He keeps refusing and saying he doesn't see the need because he isn't travelling abroad soon and so does not see the importance.

Please what is the usefulness of court marriage for her as a wife and him as the husband? I want to know how to advise her in convincing the husband.
Is your sister marrying the man or the man is marrying your sister? You know what i mean.

Thy will be done oh sponsor, please!
CelebritiesRe: Ummi Ibrahim Zee-Zee: "Dating Timaya, My Greatest Regret In Life" by Countersam(m): 11:16am On Apr 10, 2018
PoliticsRe: Do You Know The Speaker Of Your State House Of Assembly? by Countersam(m): 11:13am On Apr 10, 2018
odinga1of:
Hello Nairalanders,
few months ago I saw a thread about "Deputy Governor "

So my question to all is that how much do we know about our state apart from the Governor n his Deputy?


So ladies n Gents... Do you know the name of the "Speaker of your State House of Assembly"?

Mine is Hon. Sheriff Oboriwori (Okpe Constituency) Delta State.

So Nairalanders, who is your speaker?
My dear i dont know the Speaker's name (Abia state) but i know he is an inconsequential puppet.
PhonesRe: Should I Get An Iphone 6 Or The New Tecno Camon X Pro by Countersam(m): 10:19am On Apr 10, 2018
Donndino:
Apple was recently exposed for slowing down older iphones with software updates. I would think twice b4 buying an old iphone that is expensive and slow.
That means even the newer version of iphone with all its expenses can go slow tomorrow with the release of a newer phone. kiss
PhonesRe: Should I Get An Iphone 6 Or The New Tecno Camon X Pro by Countersam(m): 10:16am On Apr 10, 2018
abiambo:
undecided make lie no kill u there
Lie as in? Okomoko like you. You are already dead in that case.
PropertiesRe: Three-Storey Building Being Demolished Kills A Woman In Abia (Disturbing Photo) by Countersam(m): 10:17pm On Apr 09, 2018
Aba and another bad news
PhonesRe: Should I Get An Iphone 6 Or The New Tecno Camon X Pro by Countersam(m): 10:06pm On Apr 09, 2018
Please forget all this class and hype shit. Go for the Camon X Pro.you will enjoy it better than.

Iphone ko, we don use am tire.
PhonesRe: What Phone Can I Get With A Budget Of 45k by Countersam(m): 10:03pm On Apr 09, 2018
Tecno Camon CX Air, 43/45k.
RomanceRe: Help!!!I find Girl's Vagina Very Irritating To Me by Countersam(m): 10:02pm On Apr 09, 2018
lascodii:
I find girl's pussy very irritating.. It disgusts me whenever I watch xvideos.. That is why I'm not engrossed with having a girlfriend
Please is this normal?
What can be done to it?
Please stop watching xvideos and try having a girlfriend. You need to look at a real chean shaved pussy not those things ur watching.
Vaginas dont bite even though they have appetites.

Or is this an excuse to cover up the "Okobo" in you?
RomanceRe: Help!!!I find Girl's Vagina Very Irritating To Me by Countersam(m): 9:59pm On Apr 09, 2018
lascodii:
I find girl's pussy very irritating.. It disgusts me whenever I watch xvideos.. That is why I'm not engrossed with having a girlfriend
Please is this normal?
What can be done to it?
Before we answer you tell us how u feel when you see a dick
PhonesRe: How Come Nobody Is Talking About Jumia by Countersam(m): 9:56pm On Apr 09, 2018
What is your problem self OP? Explicitly let us know.
I used Jumia last month, already unboxed. No complaints. Konga is still an option, no complains.

Wetin you wan hear precisely?
EducationRe: Richard Akindele, OAU Professor In Sex For Mark Accusation Scandal (Leaked Audio by Countersam(m): 9:40pm On Apr 09, 2018
Kdon2:
Come to unilorin, you will weep for your female children schooling there!
Abia Poly too. Its every damn where in this damn country.
EducationRe: Richard Akindele, OAU Professor In Sex For Mark Accusation Scandal (Leaked Audio by Countersam(m): 9:39pm On Apr 09, 2018
BiafranDel:
rubbish. what is she feeling like refusing the kind lecturer sex. virgin mary? huh a lecturer will work 18hours to teach you and you have the stu.pid effontery to refuse the man's proposal. such a disrespectful foolish girl. aunty go and have sex with him so you will pass. as if she has not been having the sex from the days of adam before. so why is this one any different. i have said my own. go and fvck the man or fail and leave the university. moreover no be everybody wey enter school dey graduate
Are you for real?

Little wonder we have a lot of graduates {especially girls} that dont know jack but they brandish certificates. If you fail a course, you reseat until you pass thay way you gain knowledge of what you didn't know or understand and even become better.

Everywhere in our universities and polytechnics, students care less about their academics knowing they can easily sort or Bleep their way out. Its very sad.

And someone is here hailing the lecturer and encouraging her to sleep with the man. You will have a girl child that will attend a higher institution. Say Amen.
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija: Cee-C "Why I Always Fight And Talk In My Sleep" by Countersam(m): 1:09pm On Apr 09, 2018
My dear CeeC no mind them, you gat it in you.
101demons...... somwbody's wife to be.

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 (of 61 pages)