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No be Igala people we dey hear far back say during the war them dey disappear come dey invisible.

Wetin come happen?

Don't you have blue film to watch with her.

I have a solution to your problem but i need to demonstrate it, give me your address. Is the babe still there?

greatnaija01:
Brooooooooz YOU REALLY DO NOT UNDERSTAND THE CODE OF CONDUCT FOR DATING NIGERIAN GIRLS..... Let me educate you.

NIGERIAN GIRLS CAN ONLY STAY IN A RELATIONSHIP IF THEY LOVE U MORE THAN U LOVE THEM.

This means MAKE YOURSELF EXPENSIVE and she will leave her marriage for YOU.
Being a GENTLE MAN does not work in naija.... Obeying all the romantic gestures to court a Lady does no good here..... HAVE THE MONEY LIKE MAD AND NEVER LET HER FEEL SHE MEANS THE WHOLE WORLD TO U ELSE SHE WILL RUIN YOUR WORLD.... Always make her know you are after someone BETTER THAN HER so she will keep Chasing after u... Let her know MARRIAGE is not a licence to relax because you can still DUMP her if she DOES NOT UPGRADE....

In this life.... PEOPLE ALWAYS STAY LOYAL TO PEOPLE THEY CAN NOT HAVE...... and PEOPLE WILL ALWAYS CHEAT on those they already HAVE.

Get that into your HEAD and dump this lady as u MOVE AHEAD.

Oga take one bottle for my head..

This is the new trend for girls now especially students. They will have a serious relationship and still keep distant serious xships where they have telephone sex, share nude pics, nude video calls, etc. I loved a girl so much till i noticed them, i tried consoling myself that afterall i was the one clapping the real thing, but it didn't take long afterwards to know that wasnt my only problem. She was fucking other guys too...

We have a heartless breed of gold diggers everywhere

Ka gini mè

We are in this top chart because we like flexing and sexing. Sex dey make omo naija happy die.

Abi na lie?

How can someone overdose on sniper? 3 bottles fa?

She wan kill her spirit join

Oya make ya uncle wife do pepper soup, una dey on flexing be that. But check first whether the snake no swallow any money.

That means all these driving schools should start offering flying lessons, even if its simulation.

Recycled waste.

Chai this life, the grave isn't even up to 6ft.

mespusinglez:
me and my girl were arguing which later leads to us exchanging facebook password..so last week i decide to check on her chats since she said she has nothing to hide.
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i later found out that she was still in touch with her ex...
i told her i don't like her chating with her ex which she said she will try to stop....the next day she delete the chats
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this week again i saw a chat of her and a guy begging the guy to come and visit her in her school...some minutes later the chat was deleted
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i didn't tell her about this one that i saw...but later this evening i found out that all her chat's have been cleared...
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guys i'm really confused...i think she is hiding something..
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i really need guide on how to go about it.

My brother what you will discover will shock you,are you ready. Download Clone Whatsweb and clone her WhatsApp account

2 things are involved, you choose one:

Its either your sexgame is poor or your chic is a chronic masturbator/sex addict

Either way dont go and kill yaself.

Do you know how much FG pays graduates in the Npower program? 50% less....

Hope you get my answer to your question

You must be dating a Badoo gang member

So you mean Ikpeazu is better?

Unbelievable

Hmmm

This RoachAss isn't just done yet with Imo State. More of Imo money will go to his futile presidential ambition.

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Chai.

We have been mixing things for long..
Egusi and okro
Beans and garri
Coke and codeine
Igbo and carbide
Coke and methy spirit

More to come

Why don't we see this kain thin for naija.

See this one?
Like your father just said hello and your mother gave birth to you by simply responding with "hi'. Abeg shift.

Her stomach must be a fully functional plastic refinery now.

Come and buy my used Tecno L8 for #25,000
Great battery

Really we need a solution to this, most girls these days graduate with no brain cause sorting in kind has become a norm. Lecturers themselves seem to me they are inthe job for the sexcapades and not that they like holdin chalk/marker.

I did not see Eskay on the list.
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FuckFuckBoy:
Opinion?

See queshion oh.

Those that are waiting for set, or cameraman wey fit dey video he whole thing come be wetin, decoration?

I won't blame the babe, the guy no try.

Now the water must have soiled her make up in public, revealing her real face. Its not nice.

Abeg shift, tell us how to get those old school Nackson comics

OP we go soon move you comot for there