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dailyguide:
Many men think they can lick a pussy, but there’s a difference between thinking you can do it and actually knowing how to lick pussy.
So many women have encountered a guy that says he’s the best pussy eater but when it comes down to it, it’s a nightmare.

Jackhammering our pussies with your tongue isn’t going to do the job. I know she’s probably moaning away, but trust me, it’s not hard to fake. You want to be able to actually know how to lick pussy well, not just claim that you can do it.
How to lick pussy

As a woman, I’m here to help you get back on the pussy licking road to enlightenment. You need to know how to do it and how to do it well.
It’s going to take practice and some hard work, but trust me, once you really know how to lick pussy and find the groove, you’ll become the pussy eating master. Isn’t that what you wanted? Why else would you be reading this? So, let’s get started.

#1 Do you enjoy doing it?

There’s a huge difference between a guy who likes doing it and one who feels like he has to do it. Don’t be the latter. Guys who eat pussy well are guys who actually love pleasuring their partners. If you’re not ecstatic about eating pussy, well, you don’t have to do it. No one wants someone who’s going to do a half-ass job.

#2 Listen to your partner.

It’s the best way to see if you’re doing it right. You can tell when someone is inauthentic when it comes to them enjoying getting their pussy eaten out. If they’re wildly screaming, there’s a good chance they’re faking it.
If they’re silent, you’re probably not hitting the spot. But this is when you switch it up and try something new or ask them where to go. They’ll let you know what spot to hit.

#3 Don’t put so much pressure on yourself.

The problem with sex today is people put so much pressure on themselves to pleasure their partners. If you’re enjoying the sexual experience with your partner, the odds are, they are as well. If you’re stressed out about going down on your partner, take a deep breath. Eating pussy isn’t going to win you an Olympic medal. It’s sex, it’s supposed to be fun and light.

#4 You don’t only have to use your tongue.

Yes, the tongue is a major player in licking pussy, obviously, but you can use your fingers as well. Don’t think that you’re limited to just your tongue.

Some women take longer to climax than others, so if you just use your tongue, you’re going to be exhausted. You can finger her at the same time you eat her out or if you want to take a break, finger her while making out with her. Switch it up, she may even prefer being fingered and licked at the same time, you just need to find the combination that works for her.

#5 Not every woman is the same.

You may think that the way you eat pussy is the best way and it may be for one woman, but for another, it doesn’t do anything for her. You can’t have tunnel vision when it comes to licking pussy. You need to understand that every vagina is unique, so don’t be surprised if you switch up your method.

#6 Don’t jump right away to the clit.

This is what guys always do, and it’s wrong. Don’t just start digging away at the clit. You need to warm it up and since the clit doesn’t lubricate itself, you should be focusing on making that pussy wet. Start with slow, broad licks and then build up the tension, making your way closer and closer to the clit.


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jonaifame22:
Pls for those of u who know me offline, in case u see me strolling with any pregnant gal,pls bear In mind that it was not of my will.
Yes I fvcked her on Saturday, when she was in my house at night I vowed not to fvck her, we were chattn and laffn and I saw those dainty white teeth of hers that cld win her a life contract with close up toothpaste as a model.
As we played in the room as our body touched,my dick began to harden like pap hardening to form agidi as it is called in IBO land and Eko In Yoruba land, chai when I noticed that my penis is already partially Strong, the spirit of lust started to wrestle with me like Jacob wrestling with the angel from dusk till dawn before his name was changed.
Mistakenly my hand touched her breasts and a book of remembrance was opened in my heart of how soft her breast is, chai,this gals breast is the softest breast I've ever pressed since I've been born,and not to forget her breasts her big and they hang on chest in such am appealing manner like Like a ripe paw paw hanging from a paw paaw tree,chai I began to wonder like pasuma,then I heard a voice behind me and behold it was the spirit of lust, and he was encouraging me to go ahead and suck her breasts, I wanted to say no but her breasts where so appealing to me like party rice,my fingers broke in 2 her bra, and after a short battle with the hook of her bra which I eventually won,her breasts was free for me to suck,squeeze,caress and hold.
Her breasts are big and full unlike one stupid gal like that her name is mopelola,if u see that ones breast, they are so small that a suckling baby won't be assured of up to a cup of milk per day.
As my hands grabbed her breast my konji battery became fully charged as if it was charged with an original infinix charger of konji and dis resulted to a boxers destroying as well as zip spoiling,pant tearing and hymem rupturing er'ection and she Was jus laughing then she spread her legs like butter on bread as her pvssy was wide open like a university throwing it's gate open to students for school activities, then I mopped my soft lips over her pvssy as she whined and wriggled on the bed, I sucked her pvssy clean till we were both hearing squeaky sound like the one u hear when u finish taking ur bath and u are walking out of the bathroom with a a bathroom slippers
My penis was fully charged and ready to sink into her pvssy like the titanic ship sank in to the Atlantic ocean,finally I put it in and I remembered that I didn't wear condom,by then it was too late cos the Toto was already sweetn me, I promised her so many things due to the sweetness of her warm toto on my dick as I was fvckn her, so I decided that I won't release inside her but behold when it was time to release,she curled her legs around my legs and held me down and behold my sperm rushed freely In to her toto,.
I checked my drawer for postinor but it was finished, then she vowed to come back in few hours to take it buh since I've been calln her and she's saying she's tired of taking postinor cos it makes her period come late and heavy as well,and she assured me that if she gets pregnant her mum will take care of the baby cos she loves me and sees her future wth me.
I don't want a baby now cos I want to travel out first, as for money,its not a problem cos I work.

david4z:
The Gateman of Decency Lodge, Eziobodo, cuts Students with a Cutlass over Water Argument
April 21, 2018 0 Comment FUTO

Mr. Gift, the gateman of Decency Lodge, Eziobodo has shown that the devil controls his actions judging from what he exhibited this Afternoon.

This is the Story of our Eye Witness: "It all started in the early hours of today, when the occupants of the Lodge contributed money to pump water.
The water didn't run for a long time, because the fuel got exhausted and the generator went off, though there hasn't been water for some time though.
We didn't know that the Gateman normally reserves water in another tank elsewhere apart from the general reservoir.
That same period, an occupant of the Lodge came to fetch water and he noticed that the water in the main tank has finished. He went to the tap affixed on the fence to fetch water, suddenly the gateman started shouting at him, claiming that he didn't take permission from him before going to fetch water.
The gateman forgetting that the money used to purchase the fuel came from students' contribution rained insults on the young man. Some occupants of the Lodge came down that morning to caution the gateman and that was how everything calmed down.

This Afternoon, the gateman saw one of the guys that shouted at him in the morning and started threatening him with Cutlass. I heard that the gateman made a move to stab him on the chest but the guy tried to block the Cutlass with his hand and it cut him.
He was also trying to injure another student with bottle..."

This is really interesting how a Gateman who was supposedly employed to guide & protect the students living in the lodge turns out to be their most dreaded enemy.

FUTO Students are advised to apply caution within their place of residence. Always try to contact the Owner of the Lodge or Ihiagwa Police Station if anyone threatens your life.
And info reaching me states that its now a threat to FUTO students.

Malawian:
Okay, so I got a 3bd flat I am renting, but decided to sublet 2 of the spare rooms as I don't really need the space yet and also that it should help to bring down the overhead.

problem now is, the tenants are not paying for anything. Not even rent or Nepa or other utilities and I have been the one taking care of the costs up till now.

I just finished paying the rent to the landlord 2 months ago, and the sublet has also expired. I wrote them a note late last year indicating that I will not be renewing their sublet for this year.

Now, I got a lawyer to serve them a notice to quit last month and the notice is meant to run for a month. as I am here now, it doesn't look like they are even bothered about the notice.

one of them actually locked up the room since January and has not been available to pick up the quit notice, he does not pick my calls nor answer my messages. Even the ones sent on FB which indicates he has seen them do not also get a reply.

The Lawyer in question also seems to be a busy man and was supposed to be around last week to brief me but I don't seem to get ahold of him that much.

As we know, we Nigerians can be very devious and unscrupulous ( Bubu said so ), Like the one that has locked up the place since January, he could claim he has valuables or money missing should I force the place open, even though I know the room is empty, save for curtains and a foam.

The other one who actually stays there 247 seems to be looking to pick a fight that can be a pretex for a court case.

Honestly, I will like to know how to go about getting those guys out of my flat, considering that if I should pack out of there, they also has to pack out.

Lawyers, etc, any suggestions will be appreciated.

I full ground with una here for background.

Umartins1:
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TheEnforcer:
Hello guys.I normally play at bet9ja shops but now I play online.Now,I played an online game on Saturday,10 games.After nine games ,it brought out a cash out green box.At the start of the 10th game I realised the 10 the game might not be favourable,so I decided to cash out.When I clicked on the green cashout box,it turned to orange colour"Confirm Cash out".I thought it had been cashed out.The 10th game ended as
I had not predicted, but to my surprise,the cashout which I did in the middle of the game wasn't confirmed. Now I'm wondering what happened,did I not cash out properly ?Or did inot do it properly?I have never cashed out before.Can anyone tell me what happened ?And how to properly cash out if I didn't do it properly

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Fxwarrior:
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bomasek:
U better cash out

Countersam:
God abeg Althletico should not deny me of my first win since i started betting less than a month now.

VenomousTruth:
I got exposed by friends n started masturbating at 7 but months after our house help who was 21 as at that time, sucked my-then tiny peniis and had me insert my whole fist in and out of her vaginna, I touched a lot of soft things in there, I forgot about masturbation... I enjoyed it so much that we continued and at 13, I had my dick inside of her for the first time. that was when I knew a vagina is usually warm n can be incredibly SWEET!... in school, a lot of girls loved to molest me when they see me behind closed corners, they'd drag me to the female toilet and try to make me do nasty things you're imagining . At first, I don't allow them but after the experience with the house help, I furking loved being molested by girls especially older ladies cos my sister's friends do Bleep me behind their mom's coca cola store room I even licked one of the girls pussy in my school toilet for the first time in my life...I became so corrupt sexually. I wouldn't want to talk about my computer teacher

in class, while a teacher is busy teaching, I'm busy fingering patience, who knows what a clit is then? ;Dlol I even use to go to Patience's house to greet her very old grandma and still fûck patience when the grandma is busy with her snuff outside, I fingered an army man's daughter at the back of his car while he was driving and he never noticed due to my innocent looks and gentle nature. I'd tell loveth where I'm hiding when we play hide n seek and when she comes, we'll start having sex while the others will be so happy that loveth isn't coming their way...and after the sex cos I usually cum quickly n wash off the sperrm, then it will be my turn to seek and I'll meet loveth again and fûck her again..sometimes, I even fûck her 2 sisters Jane and Sandra while we do this so-called hide n seek and non of them knew I fûck the rest... its really that bad

I fûcked so much after getting to know that sex is really sweet n I didn't even remember anything called masturbation ever again... As in, I dey fûck like horse till blood begin come out of the Toto sef , thats just how fûcking bad it is but i thank God it helped me quit mastubation!

Now here's what I'm saying.. ""I stopped masturbating after I experienced sex""

Umartins1:
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AccessME:
Somebody here should please teach me how to Fund my Bet9ja account using ATM machine

Amaso99:
So ac milan lose to that team for home hmm

Ijaya123:
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dainformant:
A Nigerian lady who lives in Port Harcourt, Rivers state has revealed how she fought with two girls over her ex fiancée after seeing them in his house when she paid a visit.

Read the lengthy piece shared by Ada Uchenna on Facebook;

So I fought with two girls over my ex fiancée

Yes, you heard me right. Some of the things you think you cannot do, wait till ara ahụ akpọrọ lọvụ ka ọ gba gị... Then you'll know for sure your limit and self control capacity.

All through my teenage, early adult life, relationships were something I never gave thoughts to. I loved once and I knew how emotionally messy I can be when I love. Anyway that was then, when I thought that love is all about emotions and how I feel. (note, love have little or nothing to do with emotions. It is a deliberate act).

When I was writing my junior waec, a boy desperately fell in love with me. Pure unadulterated love. He asked for nothing in return. He fought my battles, coached me, built a solid foundation from which I was able to note genuine love from afar. He made me realize that a man can wait for you if he truly sees a future with you. That any man that asks you for sex in a place of proving how much you love him is a fraud. Kai, Igwebuike taught me plenty things oo. I owe him a lot but yadiba.

So, when Igwe's parents refused us from being together because I had no father, I decided to lock my heart and face my studies. During these period, I met good, bad and the ugly men. Some I liked, some I just wanted their money, while some even wanted sex with. Well, university came and went. By now I've had many suitors, some I wanted to marry but they could not deal with my strong personality, some I didn't want to marry but was almost pushed to and some I had mixed feelings for.

Immediately a girl is about 25, society begins to count years for her like life depends on getting married and breeding children.

Just like each of us, I wanted to be called Mrs sombori, ehen nụ. Ka akpọm nwunye mmadụ. Fortunately I met and passed 25 without getting married. So, in 2016 I met this my Ex. He was a sweet boy. A very caring handsome young dude bubbling with big dreams which I wanted to be a part of. His major weakness is that he is a Public P3nis. He swayed me off my feet that within 3 months I already said yes to his proposal. I left town for a few months job training, just to come back to lots of drama.

Initially when we started, I told him I am team no Sex before proper marriage, he thought he would use the engagement to get in between my legs, unfortunately it didn't work for him. So we started having some petty arguments. During one of the arguments I threw his ring back at him and called it over. The next day, when I was stable, I went to his house, only to meet two girls half naked. I didn't even say a word. I went to kitchen to prepare food, after which I took my bath, wore his shirt and came to the living room. By now it was already night and the girls were not even shaking body to go. I politely asked them to go that I have some things to discuss with my man and it is getting late. That they can come back next day to continue their gist.

Before I knew what was happening... These two young ladies descended on me, ha tirim don't be silly. Ha kụrụ mụ ihe ka nwatakịrị. They made me understood that my Ex is not yet legally married to me and so they have equal rights as me to be in his house.

When these ladies where pounding me like Akpụ, my supposed love of my life was doing absolutely nothing. He was forced to act when neighbors came and knocked so as to separate us. By then, ụmụ ọgbanje a ejirilam gwọọ abacha.

Two days later, one of the girls that fought me, one of if the Girls that my ex claimed he has nothing to do with her packed into his house.

Well, he was f*cking her in the night and was begging me in the day to not give up on him. To accept him back. Mana obi gbawaram. I love extremely and I hate Extremely too. I don't have a middle ground for love and hate. It's either I love you or not.

Well, that was how it ended sha.

Why did I tell you this story? I made a post yesterday stating that women are not supposed to fight other women over their men. Many women concurred and stated vehemently how they can never stoop so low. Mana Kam gwa unu eziokwu, you will never know what you can do until you are exposed to a situation.

Women that fight other women because of their men are not entirely bad or wrong. If you are to be in their shoes, trust me you may do worst. Most times it is out of anger and jealous. This is why emotional maturity is required for you before you think of getting involved in a relationship or even marriage. For instance, the guy I am currently banging, if he eventually thinks he wants to cheat, it is his loss. I have plenty things outlined for me to achieve other than dying for a less deserving public p*nis. But eventually if I let it go, then mind you, I too will be strafing other d*cks... Whether intentionally or not. So if he cannot taste the food he serves, he better not cook it.

Ladies, it is true we love and trust even those who do not deserve us, please no man is worth your fight. Even your husband. If he loved you, he will put in efforts to avoid falling into temptation of cheating on you. Do not be carried away with the lies that men can cheat and still love their wives. It is a big lie. Stop suffering the emotional abuse. If you cannot cheat back, please use the exit door instead of fighting your fellow woman over your wayward husband.

By the way, I support the law of an eye for an eye, if he cheats with a Girl and you don't want to leave, cheat back with a better d*ck. Cheating is not gender specific. I can supply you as many d*cks as you want. That you cheated on him does not mean you are a bad mother or an irresponsible wife.

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2018/04/lady-reveals-what-she-did-after-seeing-her-ex-with-two-girls.html

chuksonia:
he's mother is the only one active dad has kicked the bucket long ago and this guy is really the type of person thats always very aggressive to his mother especially if she's always wanting to advice him and most times when I'm there I blame it on the drugs he's taking !! moreover I dear to say that she isn't aware this dude is always very composed anytime he's with the lady if not that I know about the side effect on an individual I also wouldnt have noticed the only thing that got me knowing is that we attended the same varsity and back then it was a normal something we do to read or chase after fresher's although baby boi only took it occasionally back then but my nigga is Now something else and really I care for him but I'm petty sure he wouldn't be very Happy if I burst he's bubble's despite the fact that he confided in me�����������

chuksonia:
hello good evening guys hope we good?
let me go straight to the point I've got this friend of mine who stays in the same estate her with me in ibeju-lekki area this young man is in his late twenties and also a graduate, this his addiction started way back when we were still undergraduate
. he used to use this particular drug just because of reading sake Co's he once told me his brain it's always at it's peak whenever his on this drug and he tends to assimilate anything he reads, now he's outta school though he got side hustle put guys my guy is outta hand the rate at which he takes this drugs now is alarming the reason I'm saying this is simply on the fact that I was with him yesterday evening and I needed him to enter d number of a mechanic he recommended for me to fix ma car,... his hand was really shaking badly that I noticed he had to quickly adjust by using the other hand to hold on to the phone, I tried engaging him into a man on man conversation but he reluctantly snapped out! so when we drove to his apartment I noticed just when his was about to take a leak just outta curiosity I entered his room and saw lots of sachets of these particular drugs I mean lots of it, so I confronted him and there he goes telling me he can't go a day without taking nothing less than 800-1000mg I didn't know when I said Jesus, and he is always aggressive I'm just feeling very concerned the thing is that he doesn't listen to me on matters like this, and he's fiance is a nurse and she's also not aware of his addiction

his mother too isn't aware although both his mum and girl are close to me I'm thinking of bringing them into talking to him especially his fiance Co's I know he loves and respects her and would most likely listen to her, but at the same time I don't want to be seeing as a snitch and end up spoiling our relationship he'll never tell me anything and most likely won't trust me! how Do I bring them to know about this without making it all pointing to me, note I'm the only one he opened up to.. even he's fiance as close as she is she has no idle about his addiction and seriously assuming he's only taking it occasionally I won't mind or maybe taking it on a low quantity I'll just be about fine but a thousand mills daily hahba he needs help!

exlinkleads:
Abia State Polytechnic Staff Go On Indefinite Strike, Protest 11 Months Non Salary Payment

The Abia State Polytechnic staffs and students are now on the streets of Aba protesting in solidarity with their lecturers and non academic staffs over 11 months of non payment of salaries, which gave raise to the ongoing indefinite strike.

Recall that the school management had threatened their entire staff, including the academic and non academic stuff with a memo detailing that any of their staff who chooses to go on strike should bear in mind that he or she will no longer be a staff of the school.

Regardless of the said threat, both the academic and non academic staff embarked on indefinitely strike today and as well protested in the streets of Aba over the governor's non payment of salary areas for 11 months and counting.

More photos below...

More @ http://www.exlinklodge.com/2018/04/abia-state-polytechnic-staff-go-on.html?m=1

mumureloaded:
[color=#006600][/color][b][/b] observing this trajectory in the phenomenon and occurrence in this particular century one has to study psychological, physically, spiritually( in church, mosque and herbalist) and I scientifically before getting married.

As for me before getting married I will have to conduct my researches, when I say researches i mean from different field of study, four sociology PhD holder to study her social life, ten PhD holder of psychology, you all know what they will do and the project will take three years. after that I will need to visit 2 Church, 3 mosque and 35 shrine to affirm our comparability from the GOD/gods.

although the project will be completed within period of 10 years(my estimate and it may go beyond this due to one or two circumstances). I'm still saving for the project. please NL I will need $2 million for this project. you can help me with anything you have my account number is 3032011900 Skye bank. thanks

andycom:
My Condolences to Ndi Imo.

Imo State today. This is the effect of the much celebrated urban renewal. A governor that will build road before remembering the need for drainage. That to me simply shows that the road was built without planing.

These pictures reflect how Okigwe Road was today during and after the rain. Exactly in front of the former State Secretariat of the People’s Democratic Party, Imo State. Kudos to the leadership of the party in Imo for moving out from this office to a more conducive environment where party activities are booming.

My sincere Condolences to Ndi Imo as we welcome the 2018 rainy season. The death of purposeful leadership is obvious.