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TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by crackhaus: 9:59am On Sep 16, 2022
Baddestguyp:
Another Cashgrab/Cow to be milked shocked
Another non-white actor to be cast in Caucasian role... cheesy

The force is strong grin


Meanwhile:

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Family / Re: Baby Mama Wahala by crackhaus: 3:41pm On Sep 07, 2022
I'm quite confused.

Is she just your baby mum, or is she your girlfriend?
Family / Re: Mothers Please Advice A Frustrated Married Man. by crackhaus: 11:43am On Sep 07, 2022
cayorday89:

Beautiful and well written... Someone up there even said the OP was asking for too much, despite his effort and not minding the toll it is having on him regarding his output and efficiency at work. The only part I will not support the OP is asking for daily sex.
Him thinking he can/should have sex everyday is probably because he has been starved of it so much. The hunger is making him overreach.

Realistically, I don't know that he will still have the desire to have it every single day once he starts getting it more often (even if his wife were willing to indulge).

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Family / Re: Mothers Please Advice A Frustrated Married Man. by crackhaus: 11:33am On Sep 07, 2022
truthsayer009:

They already did, the lady i argued with Hactor was asking me if I was the one backing babies or breastfeeding them, therefore i had no input. Like cleaning & doing all sorts daily doesn't count for anything.
Be like say I juss know sef... cheesy

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Romance / Re: Ladies, Would You Date A Guy That Won't Pay Your Bills Until Marriage by crackhaus: 11:31am On Sep 07, 2022
This must be a response to that other topic on FP. cheesy

Naturally, I would expect that any woman who prefers to date a man who won't ask her for sex MUST also not expect him to pay her bills or offer financial assistance to her.

But don't lose your breath Solofresh2... you see these Eve children dem? They want it all o.

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Family / Re: Mothers Please Advice A Frustrated Married Man. by crackhaus: 11:24am On Sep 07, 2022
truthsayer009:

No, I had to help my married Sis growing up with her. She didn't have a lot of financial resources to hire extra hands back then & hubby wasn't always around. That's why I laugh when I see all the takes from women regarding this issue.
Okay.

Watch how someone is still going to try discounting your experience. cheesy

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Family / Re: Mothers Please Advice A Frustrated Married Man. by crackhaus: 11:14am On Sep 07, 2022
truthsayer009:


I was wondering too, because this isn't the first time I am hearing that in this Forum & all over in other places. As someone who grew up in a home where I had to act like an housewife, bathe kids, cook for kids, change diapers & clean the house daily for years. I still had time to watch Episodes of GOT & Merlin daily after the kids have gone to school.

I will now compare it to the rigorous run around that i did in Lagos where I came home almost dejected after daily traffic. Honestly enough of the lies abeg.
Are you the oldest of your siblings? grin

Many firstborns have this experience...

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Family / Re: Mothers Please Advice A Frustrated Married Man. by crackhaus: 11:09am On Sep 07, 2022
Ulunne777:
That was how she was raised.go to their house and you won't be surprised .It stems from laziness and disorganized lifestyle,leave this mental health talk.

My mom raised us with cooking dinner early,its a life I'm used to and also adopted.If i eat later than this time food becomes a baggage to me and do you know it even helps to curb bedwetting in chikdren.my kids eat by 6:30pm and I'm a working mom.On the days I may come home late,I precook so that once I'm home,food will be ready in less than 30mins and by 8:30 tops the kids are asleep.

Ppl should stop enabling bad behavior,every time mental health mental health until this young man dies off early as a result of inadequate rest and bad eating habits .I'm even sure he will be served Eba and soup by 10pm like my neighbor does.

Ahh, finally... cool

All hope is not lost.

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Family / Re: Mothers Please Advice A Frustrated Married Man. by crackhaus: 11:04am On Sep 07, 2022
truthsayer009:

I'm not even going to focus on the OP & his problems because Its not my business.

But you know women are pushing this narrative about house wife being super hard than working a 9-5, I was arguing with a lady on this forum years ago & she wanted to die on that hill.

I can tell you for sure that these types of statements are from either women who are lying or who don't have any tangible jobs that they do, there are a lot of redundant jobs like working as an "Admin" where employees just sit down, get bored, scroll on Instagram and chat all along till 5PM, then earn peanuts at the end of the month. That's what a lot of women call jobs.

If you actually work in a Nigerian 9-5, doing something meaningful. Let's say you work in a bank, Customer Service department, you are attending to Customers from 9AM till 5PM, then come back home by 9PM looking tired & dejected, after 3 hours in Lagos traffic. I don't see any house wife job that is harder than this.

Working in a Nigerian 9-5 is super rigorous, anybody that says being a house wife is harder than this should just quit with the lies.
Bro, na baby girl lifestyle dem just wan live as you dey see some of these women. Very entitled, lazy set of snowflakes.

What they want is to be petted constantly, put on a pedestal, and to live their entire lives on nothing else but cruise and insha'Allah.

Imagine someone saying that being a housewife is harder than working a 9–5? Is that not madness?

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Family / Re: Mothers Please Advice A Frustrated Married Man. by crackhaus: 10:56am On Sep 07, 2022
Karleb:


Do you know the meaning of depression?

You people are claiming house wife work is harder than 9 - 5?

Omo! grin
The things I read on NL ehn...

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Family / Re: Do I Need To Suspect That My Wife May Have Cheated On Me During Her Vacation? by crackhaus: 10:28am On Sep 07, 2022
Rozross:
Ashawo still dy your eyes even after marriage �‍♀️
Iffa wozz you... angry
Family / Re: Please How Can I Fade This Scar From Appendicitis Surgery Below My..(pic.ins.) by crackhaus: 6:40pm On Sep 06, 2022
Draw a tattoo over it if it bothers you that much.

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Family / Re: Do I Need To Suspect That My Wife May Have Cheated On Me During Her Vacation? by crackhaus: 6:37pm On Sep 06, 2022
SeaTrade:
lol why you dey laugh sinister laugh? grin
Not sinister at all... Na genuine laughter due to how funny and accurate the statement was. grin

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Family / Re: Do I Need To Suspect That My Wife May Have Cheated On Me During Her Vacation? by crackhaus: 6:35pm On Sep 06, 2022
ShaqFu:
forget all that nonsense wey madam blessed dey Yan. I tell you say I believe say her man dey speak in tongue just to rub her ego. Na Wetin dey make dem feel special De dat.

See correct study about how women feel about guys wey big Gbola. grin grin

https://www.thrillist.com/sex-dating/nation/big-dick-problems-women-confess-the-truth-about-big-joysticks

https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/all-about-sex/201411/how-women-really-feel-about-penis-size

https://www.indy100.com/viral/woman-husband-penis-sex-life

So Bros after you read. Make you sef ask yourself if women dey shout when baby dey comot from their kpekus, considering how big a baby's head is (it happens only once for a short period of time). How do you feel they will scream when a 9 inch Gbola in length and 3 inches in breath is ramming in and out of them.

We never talk Weda the guy man wey get dat Gbola don drink baby okwu, Jekomo Drogba or Opa eyin oh. Bros you sef come imagine if pesin with such weapon after him don drunk all this concoction come dey ram inside pesin daughter for close to 30 or more minutes. grin cheesy
I juss dey look for her trouble... grin
Family / Re: Do I Need To Suspect That My Wife May Have Cheated On Me During Her Vacation? by crackhaus: 5:39pm On Sep 06, 2022
Blessedmercy8:
This one weak me. That is why women run from men with small or average P because their complain dey too much.

A man with sizeable something will never make such complains.

She may not have cheated. A woman's body feels "loose" or a bit free few days before menses due to hormones released around that time which causes some secretions and a little dilation. Few days after, your menses will flow after which it will become tight. At such times if the man is not well endowed, hell feel the "looseness".

I remember a long time ago ( when I was still dating the worldly way) it was few days to my menses so my guy then ( with small P) was like, baby, where have you been?. I was like what do you mean?. He said the place is not the way it is the last time you came. I was just laughing in my mind because I knew why Plus I didn't cheat on him and again because he's small down there. After that day, my menses came. I remember that night he took me out to buy extra pant cos I didn't know it will meet me there.

The thing snapped right back after menses and he continued speaking in tongues again. Monkey.

When I met my last ex that worked in Chevron, he never felt it during that time and he never complained because hm.. this one carry aka odu. I was always crying during the act with him for the 5yrs we spent together. So it's not your woman but you with a small PP. So relax. After her menses, she'll snap back.


Wonderful... grin

So you get wetin dey make man speak in tongues like this? shocked
Family / Re: Do I Need To Suspect That My Wife May Have Cheated On Me During Her Vacation? by crackhaus: 5:37pm On Sep 06, 2022
SeaTrade:
Lol,your bolded isn't true.
All these 21st century working class women sabi claim useless independence.
I was actively dating one who opened her mouth to tell me I can't stop her from going to a vacation to any place/country of her choice in marriage to clear her head,whether I come along or not,she'll still go.
That she's a full grown woman bla bla bla,I should fix my insecurities,I won't cage her ,etc...
From that day I just start to dey fùck her anyhow and dey countdown to when I'll drop her sorry ass.
Most independent women(I make my own money crew aka strong girl) dey craze Well well my brother,na wetin make me dey hunt for small ,homely girl like this weh I go marry and she'll succumb to my leadership.
P.S:I am far from jobless(really well off) and is way richer than the lady in question!
They also try to trivialise your worth and achievements so as to make you feel less of yourself and make you think you've got no options,unless you're strong enough to call off their bullshit and remind them who you are and put them in their rightful place.Then they now enter their shell and bow to higher authority.
They claim to have been with creme de la creme,yet they no belong to the class,neither do the creme de la creme they claim to know send their dead corpse! grin
If you get sense for this life brotherly,you go show these women shege!
cheesy cheesy
Family / Re: Please Advice My Elder Brother And His Wife. by crackhaus: 5:30pm On Sep 06, 2022
sokeril:

She is use to always using force to achieve what she want because brother is a really soft and easy going man.
Ahh, I see... No wonder she could have such guts to be making threats.

I just hope your brother will be able to resist her this time.
Family / Re: Why Are Many Nigerians Very Poor. by crackhaus: 5:12pm On Sep 06, 2022
Rozross:
See this one, the sub is seriously on you ooo
cheesy cheesy

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Family / Re: Please Advice My Elder Brother And His Wife. by crackhaus: 5:04pm On Sep 06, 2022
The wife has been threatening fire and brimstone that she will abort her current pregnancy and fill for divorce.. my brother has told her to do her worst.
Your brother is a real nigga... cool

He must call her bluff since she has chosen to communicate like an animal.

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Family / Re: Why Are Many Nigerians Very Poor. by crackhaus: 4:59pm On Sep 06, 2022
Rozross:
I don’t like abroad too, I only do holidays and boom back to my country. I just can’t live my entire life there. People will think you are crazy and weird if you have opportunity to relocate and refused.
Aunty, take it easy... grin

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Family / Re: Mothers Please Advice A Frustrated Married Man. by crackhaus: 4:57pm On Sep 06, 2022
You married a baby girl... cheesy

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TV/Movies / Re: Games Of Thrones: House Of The Dragon Official Discussion Thread by crackhaus: 4:47pm On Sep 06, 2022
Zee0007:
It is me or I'm missing something.

I thought Craghas would be a tough nut to crack. How come he was easily defeated. That part seems weak for me. I thought he had seamlessly forged a device to tackle Daemon's dragon and his fleet.

Unfortunately, I was thrown aback with his weak army.

All the hype look so easy for Daemon.
I don't think there was ever anything special about the Drahar to be honest.
And I won't say he was easily defeated if you put into consideration how the war lasted for three years between the end of E02 and the beginning of E03.

On one on one combat however, Daemon is actually a very formidable swordsman. And the fact that they showed him soaked in blood while coming out of the cave with Drahar's carcass means that it wasn't quite an easy duel.

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TV/Movies / Re: Games Of Thrones: House Of The Dragon Official Discussion Thread by crackhaus: 4:42pm On Sep 06, 2022
Ibunkun1:



No truer words. The way the lady playing young Rhaenyra flows Mheen, loving her is just so easy, seeing how she is with Ser Criston, I wonder why he switched sides. And for Alicent she's just playing to her father's tune, I wouldn't call her his puppet yet but it's kind of close to that

Viserys told Rhaenyra to chose her husband, I wonder how she ended up marrying from House Velarion. Rhaenyra's death in the book is horrible I hope it won't be like that in the series because e go pain me.
If I am to go by the little I've read, I think they became enemies after one of them tried to seduce the other and was refused.

See Criston will play a very important role in the wars to come assuming they stick to the book, and I'll love to see that.
Apparently it seems he was the one who convinced Aegon II (Alicent's son) to claim the Iron Throne (even crowned him personally), leading to the start of the Targeryan civil war.

It will be interesting to see how all of this plays out on screen.

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TV/Movies / Re: Games Of Thrones: House Of The Dragon Official Discussion Thread by crackhaus: 4:06pm On Sep 06, 2022
kay9:


Fully concur on all.

I'd seen Matt Smith in Morbius, he was good there but I never forsaw his near-perfect depiction of Prince Daemon.

I'd assumed they'll just age up Emma D'Arcy Milly Alcock (Rhaenyra) as the series progresses. Chances are the show runners intend to milk the Dance of Dragons civil war story for at least five seasons, so the actors/ actresses will have time to "mature".

Edit: I was severely disappointed by how GOT ended so I pointedly ignored HotD production and cast news. Hence my ignorance on young/older Rhaenyra.
I understand, I was disappointed with the conclusion of GOT too but not enough to lose interest in following up with HOTD... cheesy

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Education / Re: What Offence Did a Student Who Approached His Female Lecturer For love Commit? by crackhaus: 8:00pm On Sep 05, 2022
She told him to perish the thought, he persisted.

He deserves what he got.

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Family / Re: T by crackhaus: 7:58pm On Sep 05, 2022
That woman is not interested in that marriage anymore, quote me anywhere.

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TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by crackhaus: 7:54pm On Sep 05, 2022
Frostyzone:


House negro, what's up? cheesy
Mugu... grin
TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by crackhaus: 7:50pm On Sep 05, 2022
Frostyzone:


Your knowledge is limited. Dark elves in Norse mythology have dark skin.

Rest... cheesy
TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by crackhaus: 7:49pm On Sep 05, 2022
Blackspider:
harfoots were definitely black.
Nut-brown skin could best be interpreted as Eastern/Middle-eastern complexion, not quite black in an African sense.

But thanks for this bruv... cool
TV/Movies / Re: Games Of Thrones: House Of The Dragon Official Discussion Thread by crackhaus: 7:43pm On Sep 05, 2022
kay9:
Episode 3 - Second of His Name.

A solid entry. I give it a 4/5. The battle scene at the end was gold; if I may quote someone here, "enough dracarys".

@crackhaus, thoughts?
A solid 9.5/10... cool

I can't count how many times I had to rewind just to rewatch a scene or listen to a dialogue again.
I am going to rewatch this episode last thing before going to bed tonight. cheesy

At the beginning of the episode when I noticed the obvious time-jump from where E02 left off, I almost felt a certain way... But I must say, that feeling of disappointment didn't last very long at all.
10mins into the episode and I had forgotten all about it.

I will miss the actress playing young Rhaenyra, she's so freaking good. Hopefully, the lady who takes over does an equally better job at interpreting the role.

Matt Smith as Daemon, exceptional! cool
I look at him and for a minute, I actually forget that he is just acting the part. His interpretation is superb and on point.

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TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by crackhaus: 7:32pm On Sep 05, 2022
Blackspider:
I did give you points on elves but then again, velyaron were described as pale now they are black. I wonder what skin tone aegon the conqueror will have now.
Harfoots, if memory serves are described as having a darker skin and dwarves can be black
Yeah, Dwarves I understand can have a darker skin tone. Not quite sure about Harfoots... but Elves?

Oh well!
TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by crackhaus: 7:30pm On Sep 05, 2022
Blackspider:
i might be wrong here but, dark and black are two different things. Those who watches black clover will understand. Dark elves to my knowledge are elves that has been corrupted.
It was at this point when he associated the term Dark Elves with skin colour that I knew I wasn't chatting with someone who knew what he was saying.

I clocked out right there...

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