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Romance / Re: My Friend Married A Narcissist And I Am Now Her Emotional Wastebin by crackhaus: 5:21pm On Aug 15, 2022
InfinityFabric:
Girls made SIMP her friend, and actually puts him friend-zone.
Simp actually thought girl would marry her.
Girl used SIMP as emotional tampon every time there's heartbreak.
Girl got knocked up by the Tyrone.
Girl has a kid for the Chad.
Girl got battered by Tyrone.
Now girl remembers the Simp she left.
SIMP gonna become a cuck and step-daddy .

Don't be Mr SIMP.
Well said... cool

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Romance / Re: My Friend Married A Narcissist And I Am Now Her Emotional Wastebin by crackhaus: 5:20pm On Aug 15, 2022
ahnie:

Lies...instead he helped her,may I remind you that,that woman is damaged emotionally?
She needs a very strong support system now.
True, but definitely not the single guy who once had a thing for her...

It's all shades of complicated and manipulative.

She should go talk to her mother, or sister, or better still, a fücking therapist.

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Romance / Re: My Friend Married A Narcissist And I Am Now Her Emotional Wastebin by crackhaus: 5:18pm On Aug 15, 2022
One of the last things I have ever nor will ever be, is to be an emotional anchor for another man's woman.

Gosh, go talk to your mum or sister or therapist...

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Romance / Re: My Friend Married A Narcissist And I Am Now Her Emotional Wastebin by crackhaus: 5:16pm On Aug 15, 2022
MrBrownJay1:
sadly, you have to be honest with this woman....SHE chose that man, SHE married that man, SHE had a baby by that man, SHE decided to stay with that abusive man ....so whatever she is telling you now, is irrelevant to the wrong choices SHE made. dont be drawn into her drama as if you were responsible for it.

now suddenly she is all over you , as if you were "captain save an abused wife".... pls do remember that all her yeye drama will come to your life, if/when you start messing with her.
Lmao... "Captain save-an-abused-wife"

This one did me in... cheesy cheesy

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Family / Re: I Want To Marry A Lady Because Of Her Big Ass, Is That Ok? by crackhaus: 5:02pm On Aug 15, 2022
Greatdand007:

Wow you really nailed it this reason I don’t date big butt ladies tho I like them
Bro, don't let that chic deceive you oo...
She was obviously typing all that because she herself may not have a big bum — a very educated guess. grin

I can tell you for a fact that women with slim/slender frames are the ones that require men with larger c0cks.

Fat/thick/large bum women have what I call the grip-effect – more flesh on their arsé, more muscles around their pelvis, more fat around their vulva, all contribute to ensure that their püssy grip is tighter. lipsrsealed

There may be very few exceptions to the above however.

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Family / Re: Why Shouldn't It Be Okay, That Some Women Don't Want Kids by crackhaus: 4:55pm On Aug 14, 2022
UyaiIncomparabl:

Marriage has changed you for the better. Who would have thought you could be this calm? Former Redpill ambassador.

I like this version of you. smiley
Fine geh...

Na story you dey find.

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Family / Re: Obiomoilebale!!! The Story Of An Imaginary Figure In My Childhood! by crackhaus: 4:51pm On Aug 14, 2022
This was funny..

So @Carchoice, you're an Edo man?
Not at all surprising... smiley
Family / Re: My Daughter Disowned Us by crackhaus: 4:22pm On Aug 14, 2022
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Family / Re: My Daughter Disowned Us by crackhaus: 2:53pm On Aug 14, 2022
ShaqFu:
What about Nigeria? Evil seem to be best friends with many here. grin
gringrin
Family / Re: Why Shouldn't It Be Okay, That Some Women Don't Want Kids by crackhaus: 8:00am On Aug 14, 2022
As long as the woman who doesn't want to have kids lets the man know right off the bat, all is well.

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Family / Re: Could My Wife Be Cheating With My Friend? by crackhaus: 9:20pm On Aug 13, 2022
DukeNija:

They both owe it to him. His friend has no right to send money to his wife without his consent. There’re boundaries you don’t cross especially with marriage, otherwise complete transparency should suffice.
True, but more on his wife than the friend.
Family / Re: My Daughter Disowned Us by crackhaus: 9:17pm On Aug 13, 2022
Ishilove:

Mr Oga, op dey talk one thing you dey talk another. Is that the issue on ground? undecided

To wipe you fake Oraimo USB cord for neck just dey hungry me
YES!!!
Because he she who comes to equity must come with clean hands oo..

Maybe na her wicked past dey worry her so, and this is just the beginning.

No where has evil ever gone unpunished. grin

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Family / Re: My Daughter Disowned Us by crackhaus: 4:26pm On Aug 13, 2022
First of all, have you confessed to your husband that you cheated on him and that your other daughter whom he believes to be your niece is biologically yours with another man?

Do that first, maybe God will then consider giving you peace.

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Family / Re: Marriage Wahala by crackhaus: 4:18pm On Aug 13, 2022
Vevejoy:


Yes I paid 100% for my vacation.
I'm highly considering your last paragraph (advice). Seperate until he's ready to change and if not, move on. Can't live like this.

Thank u
You should do this honestly...

And it's not because I think your husband is 100% responsible for how bad your marriage has become (you may have contributed your own part to it in the last 3yrs if you can be honest). It's because both of you don't seem like you're even ready to sort out your issues.

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Family / Re: Marriage Wahala by crackhaus: 4:11pm On Aug 13, 2022
sisisioge:

I agree that she distance herself from him biko for her safety and sanity. Fetsish people are mostly unstable small minded humans who believe the worst of the world...their native doctors too always target their closest F&F as their worst enemies. About the inlaws, she mentioned that they take their counsel from him.... the dreadful spiteful venous husband might have turned them against her. Better to stay safe than be sorry around them embarassed
Be like you know this man...

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TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by crackhaus: 1:03pm On Aug 13, 2022
Carot:
Crackhaus so nice to see you
cool
Family / Re: Could My Wife Be Cheating With My Friend? by crackhaus: 12:44pm On Aug 13, 2022
Richy4:

<<U are making me the devil's advocate and it's not nice grin

<<When there are trust issues in a relationship, even if u like, explain how heaven was made with good evidence, someone who doesn't trust you will never trust you..

<< I believe that Sandra gave an explanation on how the Icecream money came about but due to trust issues, John wasn't buying what she was selling to him...and Sandra knowing the kind of man she married cannot kill herself just because the John refused to believe her because of his difficulties in trusting...

If there's no trust in a relationship, it's as good as dead... Some people naturally have trust issues and it's the worst set of people any sane individual can encounter because they will drive the person insane..

Sometimes though I ask myself, is online world different from offline world? Because I know lots of people who can help friends genuinely... If they get here online, do they act differently? It seems I am the only one who doesn't see anything wrong with giving loosed change to a friend's family whom Everyone knows traveled out.. it's weird embarassed

You're not the only one, and I don't believe the "act" of giving was the real issue here.

Such information is not something the wife should have withheld or forgotten just like that.
The friend may not owe it to him to inform him, but his wife does.

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Family / Re: Could My Wife Be Cheating With My Friend? by crackhaus: 12:39pm On Aug 13, 2022
Regex:


Yo man. Where have you been?
Gee... Been out and about, but never so far from here.

Regards...
Family / Re: Could My Wife Be Cheating With My Friend? by crackhaus: 9:38pm On Aug 12, 2022
Richy4:

Yes she should have told him... But due to experience, subsequent events may have occurred that led to her not speaking out or forgot to speak out...
I'm not trying to be the devil's advocate but sometimes frivolities like that might not matter..
And when her husband asked her about the transaction, why wouldn't she just say "ohh I forgot to inform ya, it was for ice-cream" instead of acting all dodgy and secretive?

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Family / Re: I Need A Mature Woman To Marry by crackhaus: 10:26pm On Aug 09, 2022
Na who go allow you to dey do ratatata free, na you just dey find.

Come out straight...
Romance / Re: My Boyfriend Offiacially Betrothed Me by crackhaus: 5:59pm On Aug 08, 2022
Karen2024:
No at 26
Weren't you celebrating your 19th birthday few months ago?

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Romance / Re: My Boyfriend Offiacially Betrothed Me by crackhaus: 5:48pm On Aug 08, 2022
At 19?
Family / Re: An Example Of How Love Overcome All Things by crackhaus: 5:38pm On Aug 08, 2022
L'etat c'est moi.
Properties / Re: Gay Couple Who Couldn’t Afford House In UK Buy Entire Village In France (Photos) by crackhaus: 5:22pm On Aug 08, 2022
I actually love this concept, but only as a retirement plan.

The quietness, the serenity, the privacy...

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Family / Re: Deceptive Inheritance: Dotun’s “Unborn” Existing Child Versus Morenikeji. by crackhaus: 5:19pm On Aug 08, 2022
About 8 years ago, Morenikeji decided to buy a land and informed Dotun about it. Dotun suggested that they should buy the land in the name of the child they hope to have one day. They agreed on a name and bought the land with the name, and Morenikeji built a very beautiful house on it.

That was how Dotun encouraged Morenikeji to buy many other properties in the name of the unborn child.
How can any of this be real...
Family / Re: Are There Still Men Who Don’t Cheat On Their Spouse by crackhaus: 4:22pm On Aug 08, 2022
truthsayer009:

Lol, it's possible though. At least RMD was one of them, haven't heard anything bad from him all through his marriage. Maybe they just kept his own quiet cheesy as he hasn't offended Gistlover yet.
Point. cheesy

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Family / Re: This Thing Is Getting Serious N Hes confirmed my fears. Pics by crackhaus: 11:23am On Aug 08, 2022
Blessedmercy8:


I think thats what I'm going to do based on our last chat.


Here's my doubts. From the way he sounded in our last chat few mins ago, I don't think he my kinda man.

Is it proper for him to be telling me this?
I think what he's trying to say is that the "remedy" you've been giving him for erectile dysfunction is working. grin

Even born-agains are allowed to get hard nau...

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Family / Re: This Thing Is Getting Serious N Hes confirmed my fears. Pics by crackhaus: 10:43am On Aug 08, 2022
Blessedmercy8:

Yeah. Thanks bro. You've really spoken well. I just hope I don't end up hurting him though.

You will definitely end up hurting him.

Just tell him you're not interested. T for Tenks.
Family / Re: Are There Still Men Who Don’t Cheat On Their Spouse by crackhaus: 10:35am On Aug 08, 2022
Alternates Alternates... This is too funny to watch cheesy

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Family / Re: Are There Still Men Who Don’t Cheat On Their Spouse by crackhaus: 10:17am On Aug 08, 2022
truthsayer009:

This Godly men that Nigerian women seek of is what I don't understand, majority of Nigerian women will completely dislike the idea of marrying a man that is actually Godly, because they are conventional and old-fashioned, similar to a Fuddy-duddy. Most of those relationships doesn't even get to the serious stage because she is already complaining of the whole thing being boring. I don't feel the spark bla bla bla.

You want a Godly man but your crush is Burna Boy & Kizz Daniel? It seems everyone wants a bad-boy that would be faithful. Why is Kirk Franklin or Tyler Perry not your crush instead.
Not just bad, but bad and rich... And on top of that, be faithful. grin

It's a dream.

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Family / Re: Are There Still Men Who Don’t Cheat On Their Spouse by crackhaus: 10:13am On Aug 08, 2022
NLanders never fail to amuse... cheesy

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