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Family / Re: Men Please Pamper Your Woman by crackhaus: 4:15pm On Aug 16, 2023
NoToPile:


Uncle long time no see.

@topic I thought females will massage females and vice versa?
Greetings ma'am cool
Family / Re: How Can I Control My Sex Craving Toward My Wife by crackhaus: 3:14pm On Aug 16, 2023
Brandiebird:
When a woman refuses sex with you then you’re the only one cumming. The only thing worse than bad sex is frequent bad sex.
Another angle... βœ…

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Family / Re: Men Please Pamper Your Woman by crackhaus: 3:07pm On Aug 16, 2023
theInfinity:
If you treat your woman very well, you shouldn't be worried who does the massage on her. Massage does not only relaxes the body but also the mind. We are not into the business of sleeping with people's wife but to make them better than we met them.
gringrin
Family / Re: Men Please Pamper Your Woman by crackhaus: 3:04pm On Aug 16, 2023
Babypal:


These women know what they are asking for but pretend, a woman opening up to a message therapist about the state of her marriage knows what she's asking for and headed
Lmao... cheesy
Family / Re: Men Please Pamper Your Woman by crackhaus: 3:03pm On Aug 16, 2023
Danisaint112:
If you know you can't offer massage your wive from time to time please don't enter marriage.




Before a masseur bangs your wife without your knowledge.
Hahahaha πŸ˜‚
Family / Re: When A Husband Is Not Providing by crackhaus: 4:50pm On Aug 15, 2023
SalamRushdie:

Please go and cheat lets rest , any small things y'all start threatening with cheating, is your Vagina a transaction?
I gave the OP the same idea... Is it not just to go and collect prick? She should go, and even collect big one... cheesy

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Family / Re: When A Husband Is Not Providing by crackhaus: 4:45pm On Aug 15, 2023
Darlingme:
Are you for real? Have some men lower their self pride to this extent?
Funny... grin

So married women who want to go out to collect prick have a lot of self-pride. But men who don't care what these women do with their nunu are the ones with no self-pride.

This logic is not logikking...

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Family / Re: When A Husband Is Not Providing by crackhaus: 2:03pm On Aug 15, 2023
Darlingme:
Honestly things are really getting crazy with the nature of story that spring forth everyday. I was in counseling session with a woman days ago and I lack what to adviced.

What can you advise in a situation where the husband refused to go out to get a job nor engage in any form of business or do anything to provide for his home? He always complain and turn down any job suggestion from his wife, thereby watching her do all the struggles all alone?
He stays back at home and wait for what his wife's beings?
What kind of situation is this?
Are they men out there who really practice this kind of lifestyle?
What would you advise such a wife?
Is this enough reason for a woman to cheat?
If it's okay for women to sit back and wait for what their husbands will bring home, then I guess it's okay for men to do it too.
Let's keep things fair, shall we? cheesy

She can cheat if she wants to cheat. Is it not only to collect prick outside?

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Family / Re: β€Ž by crackhaus: 1:39pm On Aug 15, 2023
Gentlelox:

PS: some comments here are troubling to sane people. So it has come to a point a Nigerian could not ask someone "how are u ?" "How are you doing ?" "How is ur family ?"

This is rly serious. This forum is full of children.
I do not intend to defend any one else's comment, but I have to be honest with you. I see no point walking to a random girl on the road to ask "How are you?", "How are you doing?", or "How is your family?".

I consider those questions to be too personal for a complete stranger.

I for one, am not the type of man to strike up a conversation with random girls/women in public. I don't even want to pick them up if they try to wave me down for a ride.

I am aware that ladies are used to receiving unnecessary attention from random males in public, and for some reason, I'm too proud to be included in that statistic.

Given the way you have described your friend's status, he should be able to identify the type of ladies to approach.
Unless it's for some important & inexplicable reason, nothing go make me say hello to any girl I have assessed to be a "small girl". If she says hello first, I can respond with "how are you?" and it'll end there.

Even the mature ladies who I feel will be more sensible, I still don't like to start a conversation or approach them. We may exchange looks but if she doesn't say a greeting, she's on her own.

Advise your friend!
It's not every female he must talk to. He should'nt even have that desire. After asking, "how are you?", what next? cheesy

I'd rather strike up conversations with random guys cos I know gist must flow, na why I like my gender...
Romance / Re: I Regret Not Making My Marriage Work, And Now My Husband Is Happily Remarried by crackhaus: 6:48pm On Aug 14, 2023
Irupetepete:

I am in a similar situation, wife left me cos I ws in a financial mess which wasn't so before...
Now am doing fine and working on my life..
She is living her life believing dangote or oteldola will walk into the hotel she work ND wife her.
I always wish her well but nothing can make u come together again.. I pay feeding allowance for my kids every month so don't assume the story is fake
This can only happen in Nollywood... cheesy

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Romance / Re: I Regret Not Making My Marriage Work, And Now My Husband Is Happily Remarried by crackhaus: 4:48pm On Aug 14, 2023
pansophist:
An over-30-year-old woman with a child thinks she is a catch. Women logic.

I mean, you can be a catch as a good person, as a good mother, as a good friend, etc, but as far as sexual market value is concerned, humans, including men, aint a catch in attractiveness as they grow older, and it's worse for women.

Like I always said, feel free to live in delusion, reality will deal with you wotowoto offline.
But when you tell them this, some of the "smarter" ones will try to prove you wrong by basing their analysis on the 0.1% of women who successfully divorced, remained desirable, and remarried easily.

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Romance / Re: Is It Only Guys That Lose Interest After Sex? What About Girls? by crackhaus: 7:36pm On Aug 05, 2023
UyaiIncomparabl:


How have you been jor
Romance / Re: Is It Only Guys That Lose Interest After Sex? What About Girls? by crackhaus: 7:27pm On Aug 05, 2023
UyaiIncomparabl:

I had replied your mention since, I only forgot to press "send". What's wrong with calling me 'hon'? Scared of being crucified by your red pill niggas?
🀨
Romance / Re: Is It Only Guys That Lose Interest After Sex? What About Girls? by crackhaus: 6:58pm On Aug 05, 2023
UyaiIncomparabl:


Nothing. We both move on with our individual lives. πŸ™„
Lady, I removed 'hon' from my comment. Why did you put it back in your quoted text? πŸ˜‚
Romance / Re: Why Do Women Get Angry At This Fact? by crackhaus: 6:20pm On Aug 05, 2023
JayDaily2:
I came across a tread the other day here about women's attraction to dark tall men.

Men rarely get mad at the fact women prefer taller men.

Why do women get mad at the fact men prefer younger women?

After all, every woman experiences being young but most men never experience being tall.

Why?
Lol... Good one!

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Romance / Re: Does This Mean African Women Have Finally Accept The Reality?? by crackhaus: 6:15pm On Aug 05, 2023
1Sharon:
Black women aren't the problem. Black men just have a high lust for all types of women.

If that was the case, the relationships between black men and other races of women will last longer. They don't.

Black men are crossing over to other communities and making them single mothers just as they do to black women. If they were so better, why are they being treated the same?

Marriages between black men and white women last the least. And marriages between white men and black women last the longest for some reason.

Any black woman that is very slim gets propositioned by ALL races of men. Non-black men have higher standards than black men.


An unfortunate minority.

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Family / Re: How should you be Postured for Marriage? by crackhaus: 6:01pm On Aug 05, 2023
PrimadonnaO:

When you desire to be married, there's a right way to wait:


1. The first step is to not be desperate. Understand that there's nothing wrong with being single. Nothing at all. Own it and be comfortable in this status.
βœ…

2. Understand that as much as you desire being married today, once you finally achieve it, the novelty wears off. It's like every other thing in life. Today, you might be praying to God and desperate for a job. You finally get the job, and you realize that earning a living is hard work. You also begin to desire better jobs and aspire for bigger opportunities. But marriage is different from a job because you can't just wake up and call it quits. A marriage becomes your life.
Is this an immutable fact?

3. Define your values clearly. Write them out and know what your non-negotiables are. Decide these things when your head is clear. It may take days or weeks, and you might make a few changes over time. But by all means, write out what you desire in a partner. This will guide your choice. When propositions come, before you get deceived by fickle feelings and blinded by activities, you'd have already decided if such a person is a yes or no. Be realistic about the kind of people you can attract, and be willing to work on yourself to be a great partner to the person you desire.
And what if the person/people coming around don't tick all your desires, do you keep waiting for someone who ticks all of it?

4. The most important step is to bring God in. Trust Him and have sincere conversations with Him every day about the kind of partner you want. Ask Him to be your guide so you'll make no mistakes because He knows the end of a matter from the beginning. Put your trust in Him who is All-knowing, all-powerful, and beyond loving.
That's if the person believes in God. Unbelievers also have successful marriages.

5. Decide and decide that you won't settle. You deserve the best there is for you.
Most people settle, and that's not a bad thing either.

As long as the person you chose did not tick 10/10 of your desires, you've settled.

And realistically, how many people tick 10/10 of their partner's desires?
Not forgetting that even if you did find someone who ticked 10/10 of yours, have you ticked 10/10 of theirs?

Na two-way thing na...

6.Keep living your best life every day. Stop holding out on things you need to do for yourself because you're factoring in marriage.
βœ…

7. Be decent and holy. Stop engaging in immoral behaviors. God can't direct you when you're living sinfully. Cultivate responsible habits.
Like #4 above.
Only if the person believes in God.
Romance / Re: Is It Only Guys That Lose Interest After Sex? What About Girls? by crackhaus: 5:16pm On Aug 05, 2023
UyaiIncomparabl:


Honestly.πŸ’”πŸ˜‚

Make e come be one of these dusty boys as we have on Nairaland, omo, I don switch off. After sex, everything don disappear especially if it was lust from the beginning. He would then need to show he's worth more and bring extra to the table to show he's worth keeping, else, he will be thrown off to the streets. grin
You're missing one step.

If he's the one who first lost interest after sex, what on earth should make him want to prove/show anything to you?

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Romance / Re: Why Do Women Get Enraged Whenever A Man Is Advised To Marry A Virgin? (Pics) by crackhaus: 8:42am On Nov 06, 2022
Gerrard59:


Does that apply to poor men as well?

Cc: aisha1314
Romance / Re: Dating Or Outright Marriage? by crackhaus: 8:34am On Nov 06, 2022
angelfallz:
Aren't dating and courting the same thing?
Not for RCCG, MFM, or Deeper Life members.

Cc: Bukatyne cheesy

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Family / Re: How Can I Relay This Message Politely To My Brother-in-law by crackhaus: 8:29am On Nov 06, 2022
https://www.nairaland.com/6869432/husbands-nephew-update

Last year, it was your husband's nephew you were here to complain and rant about. Now it's your husband's brother.

Be like say you nor dey let your husband people drink water drop cup for that una house abi.

Tuehh... grin

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Family / Re: Really Looking At Penetrating The Muslim Community For Marriage. by crackhaus: 8:08am On Nov 06, 2022
SeaTrade:
Hi guys,
So I'm an igbo guy looking forward to settle down,however it seems like the women down south that I keep meeting either doesn't appeal to me or are too damaged for my liking.
I don't know what's happening!Maybe it's the ones I keep meeting or a general problem.Don't know and I really don't care.
The manageable ones are all old(35+) and I see no incentive to marry like that cos I like youth.
So the next option is going the Muslim route since the girls there are bounded by culture so much so that it appeals to my wants in a woman.
I'm not bounded by religion or petty tribal differences cos I'm a very Liberal man.
I just want a woman with very little history ,pretty and homely.
I'm a quality man,rich ,young,tall ,dark, handsome,educated and well travelled.

How do I penetrate the Muslim community to marry one of them please?
Conversion bro... Are you ready for that?
I had a Somali chic who was quite into me enough to want to consider marriage, but she was suggesting that I PLEASE convert to Islam. Eishhh cry

Once you become a Muslim though, marriage into the community won't be much of a hassle. Hardly will a Muslim girl marry outside her religion regardless.
Na "Christian" girls dey like to marry anywhere their belle face – atheist oo, ritualist, yahoo boy, cultist, anyone, as long as they see money.

However, if it's just fun you seek to have with a Muslim girl and nothing serious, you will see who will play with you.
Just don't think about marriage with them if you ain't ready to SAW and PBUH and insha'Allah...

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Family / Re: Really Looking At Penetrating The Muslim Community For Marriage. by crackhaus: 7:57am On Nov 06, 2022
Helpout12345:
I am sorry to say this.

Only a decent man deserves a decent woman to marry.

If you lead a wayward life as a man, you deserve to marry a wayward woman because I don't know who you think should marry those you helped to damage.
Only a rich woman deserves a rich man to marry.

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TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by crackhaus: 8:00am On Oct 23, 2022
OhBritannia:
Brother it's too late.
Popular websites have uploaded the episode 10 already.
So before Sunday, more than 50% of people following the show would have watched it already.
Check all the websites, they have uploaded it already and tomorrow, the series will be everywhere.
.I will suggest you download and watch this night because tomorrow spoilers will be everywhere including this thread.

And something tells me HBO releases the leaks on purpose.
I believe so too...
Romance / Re: Elderly Nigerian Man Captured Going To The Home Of A Young Girl In UK (pics/vid) by crackhaus: 7:50am On Oct 23, 2022
Jman06:
Evening newspapers are always envious of matured men dating younger girls.
Like this girl's mother is likely a single mother who is no longer getting hit on by men in the dating market, so attacking the man is her way of showing her frustrations at men who would rather choose her daughter over her old self.

It happens a lot even here on nairaland


They set the standards for the kind of men they want but men are not allowed to have their own standards.
This cheesycheesy

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Romance / Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by crackhaus: 8:00am On Sep 25, 2022
machote:

Stop spewing trash tonnyray. I thought we were way past this.

Let me share something interesting:
I do attend a Sunday meeting every now and then were we youths gather. After some weeks of attending this meeting, I remember leaving the meeting when a fair woman walked up to me and asked me what was my name. I told her. For some reason, she was just interested in me and we started talking, before I knew it, one thing led to another and we started holding hands, not a big deal I know but this is where things actually gets interesting.

Her close friend literally came right to us and separated us from holding hands.....TWICE lol).
WTF. Maybe her friend wasn't comfortable with us holding hands in a church setting or something. I didn't care and I didn't give a fvck.

But guess what, this particular woman persisted when we got downstairs and found my hands once again. How about that for a greenlight?

Now this is what solidified things for me:

While coming back from a similar meeting this Monday, She ambushed me in front of the church gate and asked for my name again and I told her. I gave her my phone number and asked her what does she want to save it as, She inputed my name and asked me if I should put "boyfriend" or "husband" right next to it.....WTF. I said boyfriend was ok lol. She then told me that she had her birthday coming up and that we should still speak later. I told her whatever.

We met later and spoke a bit then I called her yesterday to specifically ask if she had plans with her friends to celebrate and she told me not really, but that she really wants to spend it with me and spend more time with me too for some reason. I told her I will think about it and get back to her.

Why am I saying all this?, I did ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO GET THIS GIRL'S ATTENTION. Contrary to what you proposed tonnyray,I
didn't cold approach, I didn't appear bold, spontaneous or even carry any confident air or whatever.
. She just liked me. Please Guys, not matter how tempted you are to go for a woman you want, just wait for a woman that wants you, it makes things a million times easy.

Remember to stay chosen.
WTF is this? cheesy

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Family / Re: Baby Mama Wahala by crackhaus: 7:37am On Sep 25, 2022
hunterezi:

We were dating. We had sex. She got pregnant. Gave birth., we agree on getting married now she's gone. You get now?
If that's the case, then she is cheating on you.

Let her go please, and let her stay gone.

The last thing you want to do is beg a cheating woman to come back to you, even worse when it's a cheating woman who shares a child with you.

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Family / Re: Help, My Relationship Is Depressing Me. I Don't Know What To Do. by crackhaus: 7:34am On Sep 25, 2022
I'm just laughing... cheesy

A girl that will leave this guy's sorry arsΓ© soon.
Family / Re: Can You Donate Your Kidney To Your Partner In A Relationship Of Over 5 Years? by crackhaus: 11:59am On Sep 16, 2022
mariahAngel:
As much as it takes bravery to decide to donate part of one's organ to another person, it also takes courage to accept such a sacrifice, which must definitely come at a price.

Could one live, knowing they owe their life to another person?

What if the recipient survives and the donor doesn't, could the recipient live with that on their conscience?

Isn't that too much of a sacrifice to ask/receive of/from a human?
You dey remind me of one of my ex laikdat, very bend bend person. grin

Simple question, can you donate or not?
You have turned it into a thesis.

So your partner should be the one feeling guilty for accepting your organ donation? cheesy

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Family / Re: My Friend Is Getting Married To A Prostitute by crackhaus: 11:53am On Sep 16, 2022
As a close friend to him, it is your duty to inform him about her and urge him to not make himself a rehabilitation centre.

That said, I truly don't have anything against prostitutes. I find them to be a positive contribution to society and as a modern man, I can't be judgemental of any woman's right to choose a lifestyle as long as she's not hurting anyone. cool

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TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by crackhaus: 11:36am On Sep 16, 2022
angelfallz:
I just checked it out, you are right. However, I still would not want to watch a live-action remake of the animation, when I could just watch the animation itself.
She looks white to you? cheesy

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