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Family › Re: What Should I Do by crackhaus: 10:03am On Jan 15, 2024
mariahAngel:
I dey fine.

Happy new year. smiley
Happy new year to you too... ♥️
Family › Re: What Should I Do by crackhaus: 7:52pm On Jan 14, 2024
mariahAngel:
See how fatherhood has changed you.

If na before ehn... cheesy
Fine girl, hawayu?
Family › Re: What Should I Do by crackhaus: 11:58am On Jan 13, 2024
I want, I'm thinking, Me, Me, Me, I, I, I, I, I...

You're not ready to communicate yet.
Family › Re: General Thought On This Issue Between My Fiance And Myself by crackhaus: 11:18am On Jan 13, 2024
She's not ready for a serious relationship. Dump her!
Family › Re: Are There Any Problem Free People In This Country, Please Show Thyself by crackhaus: 11:09am On Jan 13, 2024
blackpanthar:
Even GOD has problems.
Lol... cheesy

His problem must be humans.
Family › Re: Finally Married by crackhaus: 10:59am On Jan 13, 2024
Na so una take dey do am for Nairaland now? No wedding pictures? 🤔
Family › Re: Why Do Village People Look Haggard And Malnourished? by crackhaus: 9:52am On Jan 10, 2024
Ahnii:
They're already at it....Lolz
Sadly seun has refused giving me a waiver.

One mad one told me days ago that they ve started fabing with my pics.... I had to quickly change it.

Lolx
😂😂😂
Family › Re: Why Do Village People Look Haggard And Malnourished? by crackhaus: 9:42am On Jan 10, 2024
Ahnii:
Na clothe I change na still the same person...all those small Nl wallgeckos actively breeeving on my DM like ticks.
I don too live rent free for their come heads lolz
Well it won't take long before the wall geckos sniff this one out too... cheesy
Family › Re: Why Do Village People Look Haggard And Malnourished? by crackhaus: 9:38am On Jan 10, 2024
Ahnii:
Hello finest of all nairaland men cheesy
How far Mami... ♥️

You don change username
Family › Re: Why Do Village People Look Haggard And Malnourished? by crackhaus: 9:10am On Jan 10, 2024
Not all villages are like this one you described, I can tell you this for a fact.

However, as someone mentioned above, farming on the same land for years without nourishing the land and using same old seeds from old harvests will inadvertently reduce yield overtime.

The same goes for hunting.

Rural dwellers, and possibly Nigerians generally, seem not to be enlightened enough to understand that there should be strict hunting seasons every calendar year. Hunting all round the year every year will not give enough time for bush animals to reproduce, grow, and multiply. But since bush meat is not really our main source of meat, this ought not to be a problem either way.
Family › Re: After 5years Of Emotional Abuse Should I Give A 2nd Chance by crackhaus: 9:13pm On Jan 09, 2024
Funny...
Family › Re: If Your Wife Wakes Up At 4 AM To Cook For You, That Food Is ….. Reno Omokri by crackhaus:
Tallesty1:
She is not trending because what she did was a big deal.

I followed the story from the start.

About a week before her tweet, some men on Twitter had been trying to prove to others that one doesn't need to make money first before going into a relationship. They argued that relationships can develop and thrive without one breaking the bank. Surprisingly, the other men, who claimed that all Nigerian women are gold diggers, argued that it is impossible. According to them, you need money first before you can approach a woman, or else other men who are richer will take her from you.

Women, the gold diggers, did their best to prove them otherwise, but they wouldn't have it.

So, when Debbie made that tweet and feminists started dragging her for waking up to cook for a man who doesn't have a freezer (they dug up her old tweet where she said that she needs a mattress and a freezer), men took it personal.

Firstly, because feminists, who were supposed to empower their fellow woman, were trashing her instead. One thing led to another, and the other group of men who had been arguing that you can be respected without money saw her tweet. They checked her timeline and saw that she had always been respectful to her broke husband, so she became a practical example of all they had been theorizing for over a week. They started trending her, and suddenly, people began asking for her account number to get her the freezer and mattress she was being mocked for. The rest is history.

So, it goes beyond waking up to cook.
So na wetin sup be dis? Thanks!

I had begun to wonder why someone cooking for her husband at 4am became a hot topic.
Family › Re: Are We Been Insensitive Or We Should Just Help Our Neighbour. by crackhaus: 11:51am On Jan 01, 2024
Tallesty1:
You know, I used to wonder if people who post certain things online have parents or people they respect, but then it occurred to me that some of them are already mothers with grown-up children. So yeah, mothers say worse things.

One day, a lady came home with long braids, and the mother's concern was how her boyfriend would cope during doggy. She voiced this concern out loud, and I overheard it because I was outside.
The mother's line of work is obvious.
Family › Re: Are We Been Insensitive Or We Should Just Help Our Neighbour. by crackhaus: 11:50am On Jan 01, 2024
Foodqueen:
Mind your business.

I can't imagine that u actually went to say that to her mother. Isn't she aware about what's going on beforehuh

No matter how much you try, that girl no go ever look your side, there are some girls that are destined to date bad boys, she's one of them.

U thought cos u are a cool guy, she should av been chilling with you bahuh

If u like part with your money cos u av the hope that she might start dating you. OYO.

Mind your business before them naked you for that house.
You typed all these with your senses intact?
Family › Re: I Want To Cancel The Marriage Plans. Is It Worth It? by crackhaus: 9:53am On Dec 30, 2023
Dem suppose nack you 2×4 for your head OP
Celebrities › Re: "Why I Can’t Date Or Marry Man That Can Cook" – Former GWR Holder Hilda Baci by crackhaus: 2:56pm On Dec 21, 2023
pocohantas:
I agree. I am not thrilled by men that claim they can cook scatter. Cook enough to survive and keep shut. All the muscle God gave you, you want to use it to be cutting onions and waterleaf?

Go and learn how to code or fly an aeroplane.
Then I will be impressed.

I can cook, I can cook. Next thing you see them adding thyme inside okra soup.
This is a problem you might need to fix.
Romance › Re: How The Top 10 Richest Women In The World Got Their Wealth by crackhaus: 7:15pm On Dec 11, 2023
Namaster:
1. Francoise Bettencourt Meyers

Francoise is the richest woman in the world with a net worth of $80.5B.

Her source of wealth is linked to shares in the cosmetics giant L'Oreal. Francoise inherited these from her mother Liliane Bettencourt.

Liliane got the wealth from her father Eugene Schueller who founded L'Oréal. Francoise later collected it from Liliane.

The richest woman in the world inherited her wealth from a man.

Fun fact:

After her mother gave the man she was dating about $1.3B, Francoise took her to court to declare her own mother mentally unstable.

2. Julia Koch

Has a net worth of $59B. Her source of wealth is from 42% ownership of Koch Industries.

She inherited her wealth from her husband David Koch after his death in 2019.

The second richest woman in the world also got her wealth from a man.

3. Alice Walton

Alice Walton has a net worth of $56.7B. Her source of wealth is from shares in Walmart.

She inherited her shares from her father Sam Walton who was a co-founder of WalMart.

The third richest woman in the world inherited her wealth from a man.

4. Jacqueline Mars

Jacqueline Mars has a net worth of $38.3B. Her wealth is traced to shares owned in Mars Inc, a pet and candy giant.

She inherited her wealth from her grandfather Frank C. Mars who founded Mars Inc in 1911.

The fourth richest woman in the world also got her wealth from a man.

5. Miriam Adelson

Miriam has a net worth of $35B. She got her wealth from shares owned in Las Vegas Sands, the largest casino operators in the world.

Miriam inherited shares in Las Vegas Sands after the death of her husband Sheldon Adelson in 2021.

The fifth richest woman in the world got her wealth from a man.

6. Rafaela Aponte-Diamant

Rafaela has a net worth of $31.2B. Her wealth is tied to 50% ownership of Mediterranean Shipping Company (MSC), the largest shipping line in the world.

According to the official MSC website (MSc.com), the company was founded by Gianluigi Aponte, a former ship captain.

Also, the top management of the company provided on the website include Gianluigi Aponte, Diego Aponte and Soren Toft. But no mention of Rafaela Aponte-Diamant.

However, Forbes assigned 50% ownership of the company to Rafaela as a "co-founder". Forbes subsequently dubbed her the richest "self-made" woman in the world.

in other words, the sixth richest woman in the world got her wealth from a man.

7. Susanne Klatten

Susanne has a net worth of $27.4B. She got her wealth from 19% ownership of BMW and 50.1% ownership of Altana.

Her father Herbert Quandt was a German industrialist who saved BMW at the brink of bankruptcy. Quandt is also the founder of Altana.

Susanne inherited her shares from him.

The seventh richest woman in the world got her wealth from a man.

8.Gina Rinehart

Has a net worth of $27B. Her wealth can be traced to Hancock Prospecting Group, a mining and agriculture company.

She inherited the business from her father Lang Hancock who founded the company in 1955.

The eighth richest woman in the world got her wealth from a man.

9. Mackenzie Scott

Mackenzie Scott has a net worth of $24.4B. She is the ex-wife of Amazon Founder Jeff Bezos.

Her fortune can be traced to 4% ownership of Amazon she inherited from Jeff Bezos as part of her divorce settlement.

The ninth richest woman in the world also got her wealth from a man.

10. Iris Fontbona

Iris Fontbona has a net worth of $23.1B. Her wealth can be traced to Antofogasta PLC.

Iris inherited Antofogasta PLC from her husband Andronico Luksic Abaroa after his death in 2005.

The tenth richest woman in the world got her wealth from a man.

Takeaway:

10/10 richest women in the world got their wealth from a man.

Put another way, a shocking 100% of the top 10 richest women in the world have their fortunes tied to a man.

What that means?

Without a man in the picture, some of these women would be nothing but school teachers, housewives, a barista or a provision store owner. Others would be working 9 to 5.

What do you think?

P.S. Never take a feminist serious. EVER!
Lmao... 😃
Christianity Etc › Re: 'Vanity Upon Vanity' - Pastor Tobi Shows Off Fleet Of Cars On His Birthday by crackhaus: 3:48pm On Nov 15, 2023
Nigerians always do too much...
Family › Re: Men Please Pamper Your Woman by crackhaus: 4:15pm On Aug 16, 2023
NoToPile:
Uncle long time no see.

@topic I thought females will massage females and vice versa?
Greetings ma'am cool
Family › Re: How Can I Control My Sex Craving Toward My Wife by crackhaus: 3:14pm On Aug 16, 2023
Brandiebird:
When a woman refuses sex with you then you’re the only one cumming. The only thing worse than bad sex is frequent bad sex.
Another angle... ✅
Family › Re: Men Please Pamper Your Woman by crackhaus: 3:07pm On Aug 16, 2023
theInfinity:
If you treat your woman very well, you shouldn't be worried who does the massage on her. Massage does not only relaxes the body but also the mind. We are not into the business of sleeping with people's wife but to make them better than we met them.
gringrin
Family › Re: Men Please Pamper Your Woman by crackhaus: 3:04pm On Aug 16, 2023
Babypal:
These women know what they are asking for but pretend, a woman opening up to a message therapist about the state of her marriage knows what she's asking for and headed
Lmao... cheesy
Family › Re: Men Please Pamper Your Woman by crackhaus: 3:03pm On Aug 16, 2023
Danisaint112:
If you know you can't offer massage your wive from time to time please don't enter marriage.




Before a masseur bangs your wife without your knowledge.
Hahahaha 😂
Family › Re: When A Husband Is Not Providing by crackhaus: 4:50pm On Aug 15, 2023
SalamRushdie:
Please go and cheat lets rest , any small things y'all start threatening with cheating, is your Vagina a transaction?
I gave the OP the same idea... Is it not just to go and collect prick? She should go, and even collect big one... cheesy
Family › Re: When A Husband Is Not Providing by crackhaus: 4:45pm On Aug 15, 2023
Darlingme:
Are you for real? Have some men lower their self pride to this extent?
Funny... grin

So married women who want to go out to collect prick have a lot of self-pride. But men who don't care what these women do with their nunu are the ones with no self-pride.

This logic is not logikking...
Family › Re: When A Husband Is Not Providing by crackhaus:
Darlingme:
Honestly things are really getting crazy with the nature of story that spring forth everyday. I was in counseling session with a woman days ago and I lack what to adviced.

What can you advise in a situation where the husband refused to go out to get a job nor engage in any form of business or do anything to provide for his home? He always complain and turn down any job suggestion from his wife, thereby watching her do all the struggles all alone?
He stays back at home and wait for what his wife's beings?
What kind of situation is this?
Are they men out there who really practice this kind of lifestyle?
What would you advise such a wife?
Is this enough reason for a woman to cheat?
If it's okay for women to sit back and wait for what their husbands will bring home, then I guess it's okay for men to do it too.
Let's keep things fair, shall we? cheesy

She can cheat if she wants to cheat. Is it not only to collect prick outside?
Family › Re: ‎ by crackhaus:
Gentlelox:
PS: some comments here are troubling to sane people. So it has come to a point a Nigerian could not ask someone "how are u ?" "How are you doing ?" "How is ur family ?"

This is rly serious. This forum is full of children.
I do not intend to defend any one else's comment, but I have to be honest with you. I see no point walking to a random girl on the road to ask "How are you?", "How are you doing?", or "How is your family?".

I consider those questions to be too personal for a complete stranger.

I for one, am not the type of man to strike up a conversation with random girls/women in public. I don't even want to pick them up if they try to wave me down for a ride.

I am aware that ladies are used to receiving unnecessary attention from random males in public, and for some reason, I'm too proud to be included in that statistic.

Given the way you have described your friend's status, he should be able to identify the type of ladies to approach.
Unless it's for some important & inexplicable reason, nothing go make me say hello to any girl I have assessed to be a "small girl". If she says hello first, I can respond with "how are you?" and it'll end there.

Even the mature ladies who I feel will be more sensible, I still don't like to start a conversation or approach them. We may exchange looks but if she doesn't say a greeting, she's on her own.

Advise your friend!
It's not every female he must talk to. He should'nt even have that desire. After asking, "how are you?", what next? cheesy

I'd rather strike up conversations with random guys cos I know gist must flow, na why I like my gender...
Romance › Re: I Regret Not Making My Marriage Work, And Now My Husband Is Happily Remarried by crackhaus: 6:48pm On Aug 14, 2023
Irupetepete:
I am in a similar situation, wife left me cos I ws in a financial mess which wasn't so before...
Now am doing fine and working on my life..
She is living her life believing dangote or oteldola will walk into the hotel she work ND wife her.
I always wish her well but nothing can make u come together again.. I pay feeding allowance for my kids every month so don't assume the story is fake
This can only happen in Nollywood... cheesy
Romance › Re: I Regret Not Making My Marriage Work, And Now My Husband Is Happily Remarried by crackhaus: 4:48pm On Aug 14, 2023
pansophist:
An over-30-year-old woman with a child thinks she is a catch. Women logic.

I mean, you can be a catch as a good person, as a good mother, as a good friend, etc, but as far as sexual market value is concerned, humans, including men, aint a catch in attractiveness as they grow older, and it's worse for women.

Like I always said, feel free to live in delusion, reality will deal with you wotowoto offline.
But when you tell them this, some of the "smarter" ones will try to prove you wrong by basing their analysis on the 0.1% of women who successfully divorced, remained desirable, and remarried easily.
Romance › Re: Is It Only Guys That Lose Interest After Sex? What About Girls? by crackhaus: 7:36pm On Aug 05, 2023
UyaiIncomparabl:
huh
How have you been jor
Romance › Re: Is It Only Guys That Lose Interest After Sex? What About Girls? by crackhaus: 7:27pm On Aug 05, 2023
UyaiIncomparabl:
I had replied your mention since, I only forgot to press "send". What's wrong with calling me 'hon'? Scared of being crucified by your red pill niggas?
🤨
Romance › Re: Is It Only Guys That Lose Interest After Sex? What About Girls? by crackhaus: 6:58pm On Aug 05, 2023
UyaiIncomparabl:
Nothing. We both move on with our individual lives. 🙄
Lady, I removed 'hon' from my comment. Why did you put it back in your quoted text? 😂

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