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Family / Re: My Husband Abandoned Us, Hid In Toilet During Robbery Attack, Woman Tells Court by crackhaus: 10:52am On Aug 04, 2022
This woman is probably one of those "menaskum" snowflakes who love to remind everyone else that whatever a man can do, a woman can do it as well (even better). grin

She see armed robbers now, she was looking for patriarchy & toxic masculinity to protect her. Lmao!

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Family / Re: Please I Really Need An Advice Urgently..experience Minds by crackhaus: 10:45am On Aug 04, 2022
Just do what you're sure will be best for you and your kids at this point, whatever that is.
Nairaland / General / Re: Meet Nairaland Mods & Supermods (Pix) by crackhaus: 10:58am On Aug 03, 2022
Mariangeles:

Anybody who hates truth will hate me, and if you hate truth, don't like me.
I don't have respect or value people who abuse power like our politicians.
I hate unfairness.

When I registered towards the end of 2017, as early as 2018 was when I started noticing mynd44's bias because he was too obvious. He can't help it. Shame!

One time, when some nairalanders were going at each other, mynd44 came to that thread and deleted the comments of one person, leaving the insults of the other person to that other person undeleted, then others came and they ganged up against that one person, and I was observing.
I dare say mynd44 allows bullying on nairaland!
Using another man's business to do paddy paddy.

Seun needs to thoroughly look into what is going on in his forum, otherwise we'll take it to him on twitter, since that is the place one can get his attention.

Mynd44, do not delete this post.
I dey watch you!
Mariahangel, the one man lady squad. gringrin

Greetings!!

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Family / Re: I'm In Trouble. I Need Your Advice. by crackhaus: 7:00am On Aug 02, 2022
You can't make this up mehn...

It seems you just want to have a more complicated life than you already do.

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Family / Re: I Did Best Man For A Cousin Of Mine, Now He Wants Me To Get His Wife Pregnant. by crackhaus: 3:54pm On Jul 31, 2022
ibechris:
My advice is this, let him buy a sperm from a donor and let him drug his wife by himself and insert the sperm into the wife.

This is doable!

Just advice him to do this instead of involving u.
Na joke? cheesy
Family / Re: The Vegetable 3L Oil I Bought 6k. Who Send Me by crackhaus: 3:44pm On Jul 31, 2022
Among the "cheaper" options you must have come across, you still decided to buy the imported sunflower oil to fry your chicken, you suppose know say e go cost nau.

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Family / Re: I Want To Divorce My Husband As Soon As Possible by crackhaus: 1:00pm On Jul 30, 2022
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Family / Re: I Want To Divorce My Husband As Soon As Possible by crackhaus: 11:27am On Jul 30, 2022
You can leave.

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Family / Re: Widow Beats Up Side Chick Who Shows Up At Her Husband’s Funeral by crackhaus: 12:32pm On Jul 29, 2022
Ratchet team cheesy
Family / Re: Unsure If I Am The Father Of My Fourth Child by crackhaus: 12:24pm On Jul 29, 2022
Richy4:

Hope you were not being sarcastic... Because It is cheating / infidelity in my opinion without even putting religion into it...A situation by which couple were no longer living together, but are still legally until a judge grants them a divorce is separation...Key word is Legal..

And you know there are three kinds of separation...
<<Trial separation: When spouses needs a break from each other, while contemplating whether or not to divorce..
<<permanent separation: Spouses lives apart without any intention to reconcile, but were not divorced
<< legal separation..an arrangement by which a couple remain married but live apart, following a court orders

In this case OP and his spouse were just on a trial separation...and she cheated while legally involved and u said it wasn't infidelity?
Whatever kind of separation it is, as long as it was a decision/agreement both couples came to with their full senses intact, I do not consider having sex with other people during such a time as cheating/infidelity.

Perhaps it's just me, but I do know a few people personally who hold same thoughts.

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Family / Re: Should He Move In With His Wife? by crackhaus: 10:26am On Jul 29, 2022
lilyheaven:
She had so much money to buy a new a land , when they had one already.
At least she would have used the money to start a new business for her husband.
Then develop the land they had already.
I wonder where all the love they shared with travelled to?
It's on sabbatical.

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Family / Re: Unsure If I Am The Father Of My Fourth Child by crackhaus: 10:17am On Jul 29, 2022
She didn't cheat on you nau... grin

Try to get the thought that she cheated out of your head because if y'all were separated at the time she had sex with her colleague, then it's not infidelity unless you're looking at it strictly through the lens of religion.

This notwithstanding however, none of the above excuses the fact that she may have brought in a love-child for you to play daddy to.
I consider women who can engage in paternity fraud and still sleep well as being capable of murder, na so I feel...

So please run the DNA test, run it secretly, and run it fast.

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Family / Re: . by crackhaus: 4:14pm On Jul 28, 2022
Tonero5200:
I was supposed to buy last year, they discouraged me saying I was too young and had to report me to my uncle.. this time around have made up my mind to buy it ...I be 21 next month, even though I leave with them that doesn't mean I can't rent my own place... but why pay rent when I have my own personal bunk separated from theirs. please all what's the legal age to own a car in nigeria?... because I spoke to a cousin who schools in in canada telling me as far as 16yrs old do have cars of their own.

please note I clothe myself
I feed myself for some time now.
I think I'm old enough and they should respect my decision.
So what's their alternate solution?

Would they rather give you a car to make use of instead of letting you buy one with your money, or they just love to see that you continue trekking and using cabs/buses?
Family / Re: I Did Best Man For A Cousin Of Mine, Now He Wants Me To Get His Wife Pregnant. by crackhaus: 4:05pm On Jul 28, 2022
Mindlog:

Why should "physical sex" turn me off?

There is nothing Nollywood about it, in some communities it is a historical fact that when a married man can not father a child, a relative of his is called to "step in" and the resulting pregnancy and eventually, the child born bears the married man's name and the community recognizes that as so but in today's world where just with click on an internet-enabled smartphone, people can be "informed" say na another man give im wife belle. Is there a guarantee that the male relative that "helped out" would still respect the couple and not rub it on their face, would not start making unnecessary financial demands. In today's world, it is better to go anonymous or go adopting if the wife agrees.

When I decide to write a movie script, it will be a psycho-thriller based on a schizophrenic, who is an adolescent institutionalized in a psychiatric facility not Nollywood levels. cheesy

Physical sex between a woman and her husband's cousin, this is what I meant by it could be a turn off.

I guess only the OP can say if he will eventually turn out to be douchebag.

They might have already done that in Nollywood, but okay. grin
Family / Re: Evil Spirits In Marriage; What Should I Do by crackhaus: 3:56pm On Jul 28, 2022
Kingkum:

I have been trying but it seems my faith is not strong cos i always doubt the power of prayers, i have been to more than 20 powerful men of god but i did not see any progress(i must confess that there is one pastor in benin by name samuel osaghere that touch my soul through prayers but that is another long story) that is why i read about opening the third eye through mediation which i'm trying to do it and see things myself.
This may just be the problem you're having.
Family / Re: Evil Spirits In Marriage; What Should I Do by crackhaus: 3:47pm On Jul 28, 2022
Kingkum:

YES.
Wonderful.

Go for vigils and do your prayers in a church then. This ogbanje they said is in your wife must either be forced out or forced in.
Family / Re: Evil Spirits In Marriage; What Should I Do by crackhaus: 3:40pm On Jul 28, 2022
Kingkum:

I did not even say a word out talkless of shouting to disturb her sleep. i use to just meditate and stare in the blank darkness like that.
Are you the same person as the OP?
Family / Re: Evil Spirits In Marriage; What Should I Do by crackhaus: 3:39pm On Jul 28, 2022
Kingkum:

The issue is not praying in the same room, the problem is how she reacted to it which is confirming what the spiritualist say about her. your suggestion is well noted though
Bro if I'm having my night's rest and my wife starts praying too loudly beside me, I will tell her to go somewhere else or take it down a notch.
Family / Re: I Did Best Man For A Cousin Of Mine, Now He Wants Me To Get His Wife Pregnant. by crackhaus: 3:32pm On Jul 28, 2022
Mindlog:

You have no business having sex with his wife, even if they both agree. Encourage them that if after extensive treatment and your cousin can't still father a child, they can either adopt or get the wife artificially inseminated with chosen sperm from a fertility clinic's sperm bank.

Should you get lured into impregnating the wife the natural way, what is the guarantee that they would want you to still be alive not fearing that you may want to blackmail them in the future, regarding their child's paternity?
First, if husband and wife both agrees, then what's the real issue.

Second, sperm is already available (even better that it's from someone he knows, trusts, and shares blood-ties with).
But if physical sex between both of them is what's turning you off, she can still be artificially inseminated using the OP's sperm.

Third, you should write a movie script for Nollywood.
Family / Re: Should He Move In With His Wife? by crackhaus: 3:23pm On Jul 28, 2022
RightToReject:
The fact that he did not foresee her exhibiting these negative attitudes beforehand in the kind of present circumstance shows that he is not a discerning man; the fact that he has not devised a way to change it for her all this while and make her subjugable ontop her money shows that he lacks grit; just as the fact that he is still contemplating what to do after all these discoveries, insults and abuses shows that he doesn't have a healthy standard. Tell him to follow his conscience

Meanwhile, the subject question of the thread didn't do justice to the body of the thread, given that in a healthy union and circumstance like this, there is nothing wrong if a man lives in his wife's house, if his condition necessitates it, but that isn't the case here.
Indeed.

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Family / Re: Evil Spirits In Marriage; What Should I Do by crackhaus: 3:20pm On Jul 28, 2022
Go do your prayers for another room nau.
Family / Re: Should He Move In With His Wife? by crackhaus: 3:00pm On Jul 28, 2022
advanceDNA:

Me I no dey follow mád women.....
Okay grin

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Family / Re: Should He Move In With His Wife? by crackhaus: 2:54pm On Jul 28, 2022
advanceDNA:

If he was the bread winner...his wife would support him and be a good wife....

Now that the tables have turned and the wife is doing well...he should be a good husband too.
No need to fear of the unknown....no need to bring ego into the issue.... if you no offend woman..she won't just wake up and send you packing out of her house naaaaa....
This is true.

However, you're referring to a gender that on a bad day can blame you and feel offended if thunder strikes too loud during a rainstorm.

You want to predict what will offend an average woman? Okay.

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Family / Re: Should He Move In With His Wife? by crackhaus: 2:47pm On Jul 28, 2022
Funny stuff...

I'm more concerned that she bought a land, developed it, and subsequently started building a house on it almost to completion before bringing it to his attention.

This may seem okay to most people going by the comments above (and that's a pointer to how fvcked up our mentalities about marriage have become)... I however, consider it a red flag.
Even if she didn't think he could support financially, he definitely could have been of some help with some materials purchase and supervising/managing the workers at the construction site.

Tell your family friend he MUST not move into that new property else whatever he "claims" he is facing now will be like child's play compared to what he'll encounter if he moves with her. He should sort himself out.

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Family / Re: What Is Your Calling In Life? Have You Found It? by crackhaus: 6:59pm On Jul 23, 2022
ExMI6:
I love things uncommon to people, i dont like a 9-5 job
I want something i enjoy,

That was how i founded my self in the international intelligence community
And you're not very intelligent to know that such information is best kept confidential. cheesy

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Family / Re: Lady Confronts Her Sister-in-laws For Not Assisting With Chores by crackhaus: 6:17pm On Jul 23, 2022
All of them are the same... They should keep fighting themselves.

Creatures wey nor like peace.
Family / Re: Can A Prostitute change and Become A Good Wife? help please by crackhaus: 9:40pm On Jul 22, 2022
Born2winnx:
hello all,
they is this girl I like, we met in the club last year ever since then from a one night stand (tdb) we became friends, chatting sometimes and all... I feel like she's more opened to me than my girlfriend, which makes me wonder sometimes if she can change and probably make a good wife.
the pressure from family to get married is getting ton
on me and she's the only available option I got to
compare with my girlfriend.

You're letting your sexual experience with her affect your thinking. cheesy

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Family / Re: Can A Prostitute change and Become A Good Wife? help please by crackhaus: 9:25pm On Jul 22, 2022
Carcholce:
Based on the fact that humans are not predictable, She can decide to become a good wife or become worse after marriage. I’ll advise you marry her and see what happens after.

But if I were you, I don’t see why I’ll even think of dating her talk more of marrying a girl I met through one night stand. I mean we are all different but I am not stupid. I’m not saying you are stupid, but I am not mad. I didn’t say you are mad either.
gringrin

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Family / Re: Is It A Crime To Admit That Your Spouse Is Older Than You? (my Story) by crackhaus: 1:57pm On Jul 22, 2022
Hei God, na wah oo... cheesy

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Islam for Muslims / Re: Generational Curse Is False Concept by crackhaus: 11:00pm On Jul 21, 2022
Interesting
Family / Re: Looking For Friends With Benefits In North America by crackhaus: 9:26am On Jul 21, 2022
Ishilove:
What is this new trend of wanting free nacks without commitment Abi it's not a new trend? undecided

Iniquity upon iniquity.

Op, geddifok angry
It's not a new trend.

Quite common if we're being honest.

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Family / Re: Looking For Friends With Benefits In North America by crackhaus: 9:23am On Jul 21, 2022
toutefois:
Me:
I live in Canada and work a very comfortable six-figure job in tech. Nigerian, never married. Speak three foreign languages including French (the language of romance) and graduated summa cum laude from one of the top 20 schools in the world. I’m smart.

Looking for:
Friends with benefit in this cold country. Should be female (I’m not gay, please. Gays, stay away!!!!). Be well-spoken and intelligent, and have a job. Be able to carry on a good conversation. Don’t be ugly. Be a resident of Canada, the United States, or Mexico. In other words, live in North America. I’ll pay for your flight from any location in North America.
It’s okay if you want to start as friends first. Send me an email. No video calls. We’ll talk until you are comfortable with coming over. Strictly friends with benefits. I live in a clean 1-bed apartment with all necessities. I have Netflix, Disney+, Hulu, Crave, Amazon Prime, etc. I think I have them all. We can watch any movies and chill. I’ll provide you fine dining and hopefully we can have an enriching conversation about life, literature, and Ernest Hemingway. I cook very well and we can do home dining, if that’s your taste. If we develop deep enough connection, we can consider vacationing somewhere in North America and I’ll assume the costs. Did I mention I speak French? Expect to be serenaded in the world’s language of romance.


toutefois at mail.com
Wrong platform.

Try dating apps that cater to your locale, you'll definitely matchup with one or two women who are as crazy as you.

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