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TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by crackhaus: 7:03pm On Sep 05, 2022
Shakathezulu1:

I have a question, who rode that dragon, when Daemon was attacked by the crab-warriors.
Laenor Velaryon on his dragon, Seasmoke.

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TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by crackhaus: 7:02pm On Sep 05, 2022
HOTD is a motherfcking good show, ain't no one telling me nothing. cheesy

Even with the time jumps, twice now (first in E02 and again in E03), I still find myself flowing seamlessly with the pacing.

This was so beautiful to watch. I honestly can't find anything to critic...

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Romance / Re: I Have Slept With Over 100 Women – 22 Year Old Lesbian Confesses (video) by crackhaus: 10:52pm On Sep 04, 2022
Right now if I have money I won’t use a man for anything. Because of money, I will sleep with men because I need it. Right now if I have my money I won’t use a man for anything.

What this just proves, as I have always known, is that women don't like to help themselves in life-changing ways.

So after sleeping with over 100 fellow women, not a single one of them could change her life? grin

Waste of sin...

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Family / Re: Wife Slaps Husband. Should He Retaliate? by crackhaus: 10:32pm On Sep 04, 2022
Missing an appointment aside, this is a woman who has absolutely no respect & regard for her husband.

He ought to have returned that slap promptly, go back to the car and then drive off with you.
This would have left his wife trying to figure out what type of film-trick took place for the remainder of that night.

Nonsense & fertility...

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Family / Re: Happy Sunday Guys. Photos. To my fellow teachers, happy resumptions. by crackhaus: 10:24pm On Sep 04, 2022
Blessedmercy8:


Fine. sad.
cool cool
TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by crackhaus: 10:23pm On Sep 04, 2022
toluxe0075:
I read the appendices of LOTR- the return of the ring and also skimmed through the silmarillion to learn about the second age. I must state that the show has enough resources to become great unless Amazon doesn't own the right to many of Tolkien's writings on the second age.

Amazon can also mess things up if they choose to go "the political correct" way in such a way that political correctness would dictate the plot and direction of the show.

I feel this is the major fear of the fans of Tolkien's work. It's too early to judge anyway.

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TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by crackhaus: 10:18pm On Sep 04, 2022
DandeNumeruno:
It is not requisite to adapt a show faithfully to its source materials. Historically, the best adaptations are those that take liberties and deviate slightly from the source. To some extent, Game of Thrones did it.

My point is that TRoP making changes isn't necessarily a bad thing. It is within your rights to object to the changes, but these changes may be important to the plot and may be crucial going forward.

Let us not make snap judgments. It takes time for the best wine to mature. I have no doubt that, given enough time, these changes will begin to grow on everyone, and people will completely forget their initial reservations.
There it is though.

"Slight" deviations, emphasis on slight.
TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by crackhaus: 10:17pm On Sep 04, 2022
GRIMMJOE:
Ignore that guy, he doesn't even watch Nigerian films, yet they are filled with black actors.
I am definitely ignoring 'it' henceforth.
TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by crackhaus: 10:16pm On Sep 04, 2022
Dotng:

Your perception is as a result of conditioning.

There can never be too much blacks in a movie.
This is the age of colour. Not the black and white age. Anyone with sense will include as many people of colour as possible.
Lmao...
Family / Re: Who Else Is Scared To Learn How To Drive A Car? by crackhaus: 8:00pm On Sep 04, 2022
Can't relate...

Started driving while I was in SS3 and haven't stopped since then. Learnt to drive motor-bikes as well, then moved on to driving heavy machinery (cranes) just because I've always had a fascination for automated stuff.

As e be now, na aeroplane remain for me to pilot.
And if dem make mistake leave me alone inside any cockpit laidis, that plane must move from position... Live cheesy

Just try to get over your fear, it's not that serious...

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Family / Re: Happy Sunday Guys. Photos. To my fellow teachers, happy resumptions. by crackhaus: 7:53pm On Sep 04, 2022
Fine girl, how are you? grin
TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by crackhaus: 7:45pm On Sep 04, 2022
Frostyzone:


First and foremost, Tolkein didn't invent the concept, he merely borrowed from it. As such, dark elves can be whatever color writers want them to be.

Dark elves in Norse mythology have black skin. In some translation, they are called black elves.

I don't mind seeing white people shit on TRoP on twitter because of the diverse cast but it's embarrassing and damning to come online and see some black people shit on the show for the same reason.

People like you have come to believe wholeheartedly whatever western media feeds you to the extent that you believe that black characters don't belong in medieval fantasies. It's sad to see.

Oga go sleep, or read my initial post again to gain complete understanding.

A show which is based off a written material, and you're here claiming the writers can do whatever they want.

How did Tolkien describe Elves in his works? That's what matters...

Don't be silly.

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TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by crackhaus: 7:29pm On Sep 04, 2022
Frostyzone:


Dude you're just a self loathing black man. If all the characters are white, I bet you wouldn't have any problem with it. There's nowhere it's written that elves can only be strictly white, in fact, dark elves exist in many lores. In Scandinavian lore in which LotR is based on, Dark elves are among the oldest known species in existence. Ditto dwarves.
Firstly, are you sure you have read the works of Tolkien?
You won't claim this if you had, or at least did some reading on how he described Elves.

Secondly, who told you that Dark Elves are referred to as such because of their skin colour?
You never heard of Light Elves, no? I guess these ones should be strictly Caucasian if we go by your logic abi...

Cheers...

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TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by crackhaus: 6:47pm On Sep 04, 2022
On The Rings of Power, who else thinks they're doing too much with casting people of colour on the show? lipsrsealed

Before anyone comes for me and accuses me of being a self-hating black man, try to pause for a minute and understand.

I totally get how casting black actors can be a noble idea considering how racially sensitive the world has become, but when it becomes too much, too unnecessary in some circumstances, and above all TOO obvious, then it starts to look forced & deliberate.

I will try not to make comparisons, but HOTD has done a better job at colour-casting than TROP has done, and it's for this one very obvious reason — HOTD did it without making it look forced.

TROP has us looking at black Elves (really? I thought Elves are known to have pale-skin with distinct colour of eyes), then there are black Dwarves (perhaps this could be overlooked), black Harfoots (not quite sure the purpose of having actors of colour included here).

Even with those characters they called Travellers/Hunters who had less than 2mins of screen time, they still managed to make one of them black. undecided

Indeed it feels too deliberate, too forced... and honestly, once I start seeing that, then the novelty of it wears off and it starts to look patronizing.

Other than that, a good show overall... I am enjoying/will enjoy both HOTD and TROP to the fullest.

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TV/Movies / Re: Games Of Thrones: House Of The Dragon Official Discussion Thread by crackhaus: 8:48pm On Aug 30, 2022
KanwuliaExtra:


First of all VT is a man of free will.
He already knows he can’t win with his daughter or with Daemon. Both are major threats to his throne.

If Allison is his daughter’s best friend nko? undecided
That 12 year old is totally out of the question.
VT has related with Allison for a while and had come to feel comfortable in her company. Allison is more woman than the “child-bride”.

Most importantly, VT knows his daughter will catch H-ell as heiress. Without a son, his legacy is in jeopardy.

Yup! Too bad. But he made the WISEST DECISION.

Rhaenyra may be a tomboy, but she is still FEMALE. No female can survive that Targaryen male chauvinist madness o. Ask Daenerys Targaryen(Mama DROGO). John Snow took her out when she became too hot too handle(bed mates or not).

The Targaryens at very good at 2 thing.

1. Inbreeding.
2. Eliminating themselves.
Wo, we go soon see the result of this his WISE DECISION... cheesy

He obviously learnt absolutely nothing from the old king Jahaerys whose WISDOM is the only reason he (VT) became king in the first place.

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Family / Re: Marriage In This Economy by crackhaus: 3:00pm On Aug 30, 2022
You guys are funny.

Here's a young woman who desires to have something doing for herself before venturing into a marriage and becoming a burden on a man, and y'all are encouraging her to not have personal ambitions.

Na wa...

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TV/Movies / Re: Games Of Thrones: House Of The Dragon Official Discussion Thread by crackhaus: 2:24pm On Aug 30, 2022
aieromon:


No peace here please angry

You're right about the path of least resistance. Let's blame the king's grandfather and all the Lords who voted for Viserys to be made king at the expense of his much older female cousin.

Once again, no peace allowed.

Vawulence is what I myself came to witness on this show anyways... I'm with you cheesy

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Romance / Re: Does it make sense to go on dates as a Nigerian man by crackhaus: 1:39pm On Aug 30, 2022
tensazangetsu20:

At the bolded yeah definitely but we are talking of the vast majority of Nigerian men that are ugly handsome guys still get sex without paying for anything. A mutual friend of ours had a lady pay his flight ticket so he could come to Abuja for sex but this guy is handsome.
Bro, a lot of times it has absolutely nothing to do with how handsome the man is.

Some men simply know how to "work" a woman's emotions enough to have her desiring/wanting him without the need to stress him out.

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Romance / Re: Does it make sense to go on dates as a Nigerian man by crackhaus: 1:32pm On Aug 30, 2022
tensazangetsu20:
I have this friend who called me today telling me that he's done with dating. He just got a graduate trainee role at GT and he said going out on dates and getting to know women et al aren't looking funny on his finances that he's just gonna go visit prostitutes whenever he has the urge and since he's so busy at work or with work he's only gonna be able to go maybe once a week or once in two weeks and this got me thinking does it make sense to date as a Nigerian man?

Let's say you earn 150k a month. A typical outing in Lagos could set you back by at least 10k and that's just to meet and know each other and hang out. Now imagine doing that 3 times a week. These frivolous outings that guarantee nothing to you could pretty much be eating up all your salary if you aren't careful at all.

There are men that do get sex without spending or going on dates but these are like the top 1 percent of Nigerian men probably by looks or social status considering that the vast majority of Nigerian men are ugly (I inclusive) does dating make sense for a Nigerian man? Datings are just one part of it the extreme energy and time it takes to keep up a relationship is also something else entirely.
Thank God for me oo... grin

I honestly can't remember ever going on a real date with a "prospective" girlfriend/fvck buddy in the past, I very rarely did that and I can count on just one hand how many of them I had to take out first before we got close.

The trick is, and like I always say, ONLY/ALWAYS choose women who have chosen you as well... This is very important cos it just makes everything go easier & smoother.
Even if you have to take her out, you won't feel pressured into doing too much and she wouldn't mind.

Afterwards though, it's quite necessary to go on outings every once in a while with your confirmed partner/gf/wife.

Nor go dey do pass yourself unto say you wan win any daughter of Jezebel... Abeg o!

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TV/Movies / Re: Games Of Thrones: House Of The Dragon Official Discussion Thread by crackhaus: 1:13pm On Aug 30, 2022
KanwuliaExtra:
Hmmmmm! Awon ti de o!
See as Daemon dey melt at the sight of Rhaenyra.
Even tbe Rhaenyra no get shame too. Which kain “dragon egg” she go collect for midnight? undecided

The chemistry between them is a already a global phenomenon.

Can’t wait to see how this all plays out.
Glad the V.T. (abeg dem names too hard to write- I will abbreviate jehely) did not pick Lord Velaryon’s 12 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER as “ replacement wife”! shocked The old man would have waited TWO GOOOOOOD YEARS to “YERIMA” her. cheesy
With all those diabetic sores that won’t heal on his body?

Tueh!
Putting everything in consideration, this would have been the wise/preferred decision... At least to guarantee peace.

Picking Alicent Hightower (his daughter's best friend) as a wife was/is actually the start of the crisis that's about to commence on this series. cheesy

Totally bad play on the King's part.

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Celebrities / Re: Deleted Birthday Photo:kate Henshaw Displeased Over Judy Austin Action by crackhaus: 10:00pm On Aug 29, 2022
Rozross:
I wonder why a fellow woman will knowingly cause another to be unhappy. Once I noticed your marital status I avoid you like a plaque ( ask crackhaus � ), I’ll rather remain single than cause harm and damage to a home. My heart goes out to May Yul Edochie and as for husband snatcher Judy, she can never be happy in that marriage, she should right her wrong by taking her L and beg May Yul Edochie for forgiveness
Is this how to avoid someone?

Mumu... cheesy

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Family / Re: Dear Husband, Are You Sure You Are The Daddy Of Your Children? by crackhaus: 7:48pm On Aug 28, 2022
Regex:


I won't do it secretly. As he is being born, we will check it, and still go other places and do it.
I trust you...
Family / Re: My Sister Is Draining Me Financially by crackhaus: 3:58pm On Aug 28, 2022
Chidiesta:


I am not a fan of boarding school I want her to attend a day school and with my friend so I can video/ call her anytime I want so she won't feel left out
You see that option about putting her in a boarding school, that is the best solution honestly... and this is coming from someone who has had a personal experience with stuff like this.

During holidays, she can go stay with your friend, not your sister anymore because your sis won't be happy that you took the child out of her house in the first place.

As for having access to your kid, you can make arrangements with the management of the school to suggest times during the week when they can allow you have video calls with your kid. They will allow it.

Good luck.

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Family / Re: Dear Husband, Are You Sure You Are The Daddy Of Your Children? by crackhaus: 3:49pm On Aug 28, 2022
Cuterboy:
Women tend to pick offences when you try to do DNA. A man will want to preserve his family by not breaking the trust
Do it secretly if you have doubts, there's no excuse good enough to not do it.

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Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by crackhaus: 8:00pm On Aug 27, 2022
Na wa... cheesy

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TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by crackhaus: 4:42pm On Aug 27, 2022
GloriousGbola:


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Could be an issue from the source site.

I've noticed this difficulty too, it's why I only use GIFs from Reaction Gifs.
TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by crackhaus: 4:28pm On Aug 27, 2022
GloriousGbola:


every time i do it, it fails.

i am tired.

show us your ways o wise one cry cry cry

[img] *insert gif link* (has to end with .gif)[/img]

I don't do anything more.

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TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by crackhaus: 4:12pm On Aug 27, 2022
GloriousGbola:


the only way it seems we can do it today - as an attachment sad
TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by crackhaus: 2:37pm On Aug 27, 2022
Faboosuarez:
Why is Noone talking about the fact that those clowns court just poisoned Viserys, that scene where he banished his brother and he was sitting on the iron throne, he scrapped his hand on something. dude is weak just like daemon said
A throne made of swords, and you think it's unusual to get cuts sitting on it once in a while?

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Family / Re: . by crackhaus: 2:31pm On Aug 27, 2022
Please wait for a man you will be physically attracted to. It won't be hard, lots of attractive men around.

I'm saying this on behalf of that man though, he shouldn't be with someone who will end up thinking she did him a favour by marrying him.

I wish I could talk some sense into him.

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Family / Re: Why do women turn men who declines there advances to enemies. by crackhaus: 1:42pm On Aug 27, 2022
oldienavie:
I have got turned down by women sometimes in the past and never had a problem becoming friends with those women.

But almost all the women I have turned down or attempted to friendzone when they attempt to date me have resulted into a sort of cold war.

The latest is a very good female friend, who attempted to pair me with her younger sister.
At first I was considering the sister and was making moves and advances, but the sister was very cocky and rather "proud" so I moved on mentally and would only check up on her occasionally.

Now the sister is in full pursuit mode, literally doing everything to get my attention and wanting us to date, I have codedly let her know I am not interested in anything more than friendship.

I never toasted this lady in question I only discussed with her elder sister about the possibility of dating her and the elder sister linked us. Now that I have moved on, the elder sister who used to be my very good friend seemed to have gotten the message and she has been rather cold towards me.

cool cool cool So why is it so difficult for women to accept rejection from men ?
This depends on the personality of the woman.

I'm still very good friends with at least four chics that had wanted something serious with me in the past, but I didn't want/take them serious past the FWB zone.

There are some women however who by some devil's possession think too highly of themselves (especially when there's nothing particularly exceptional about them).
These are the ones that have a hard time accepting their L and staying cordial with you...

If you ask me, it's good riddance.
You should not desire having such women in your space, not even as friends.

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Family / Re: Wives And Mothers, I Need Your Input by crackhaus: 1:20pm On Aug 27, 2022
Emaprince:
Women sha. You are here making your husband the villain. You didn't tell them that you cheated on him with other men(according to you) when you were married ..and that led to your divorce.

You should be thanking God that he is kind of enough to bring you back. Something 98%men won't do. If other men will drill you while you were married, who knows how many that had their way when you were separated. But that man is not even worried over that. He isn't concerned that you may still be seeing those guys..but here you are - the true villain, being all suspicious and worried over the mans relationship with another woman.

Its really a know fact that those that cheats the most do the most suspicion and accusations.
LOL... Receipts cheesy

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