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Family › Re: Do I Need To Suspect That My Wife May Have Cheated On Me During Her Vacation? by crackhaus: 5:39pm On Sep 06, 2022
Blessedmercy8:
This one weak me. That is why women run from men with small or average P because their complain dey too much.

A man with sizeable something will never make such complains.

She may not have cheated. A woman's body feels "loose" or a bit free few days before menses due to hormones released around that time which causes some secretions and a little dilation. Few days after, your menses will flow after which it will become tight. At such times if the man is not well endowed, hell feel the "looseness".

I remember a long time ago ( when I was still dating the worldly way) it was few days to my menses so my guy then ( with small P) was like, baby, where have you been?. I was like what do you mean?. He said the place is not the way it is the last time you came. I was just laughing in my mind because I knew why Plus I didn't cheat on him and again because he's small down there. After that day, my menses came. I remember that night he took me out to buy extra pant cos I didn't know it will meet me there.

The thing snapped right back after menses and he continued speaking in tongues again. Monkey.

When I met my last ex that worked in Chevron, he never felt it during that time and he never complained because hm.. this one carry aka odu. I was always crying during the act with him for the 5yrs we spent together. So it's not your woman but you with a small PP. So relax. After her menses, she'll snap back.
Wonderful... grin

So you get wetin dey make man speak in tongues like this? shocked
Family › Re: Do I Need To Suspect That My Wife May Have Cheated On Me During Her Vacation? by crackhaus: 5:37pm On Sep 06, 2022
SeaTrade:
Lol,your bolded isn't true.
All these 21st century working class women sabi claim useless independence.
I was actively dating one who opened her mouth to tell me I can't stop her from going to a vacation to any place/country of her choice in marriage to clear her head,whether I come along or not,she'll still go.
That she's a full grown woman bla bla bla,I should fix my insecurities,I won't cage her ,etc...
From that day I just start to dey fùck her anyhow and dey countdown to when I'll drop her sorry ass.
Most independent women(I make my own money crew aka strong girl) dey craze Well well my brother,na wetin make me dey hunt for small ,homely girl like this weh I go marry and she'll succumb to my leadership.
P.S:I am far from jobless(really well off) and is way richer than the lady in question!
They also try to trivialise your worth and achievements so as to make you feel less of yourself and make you think you've got no options,unless you're strong enough to call off their bullshit and remind them who you are and put them in their rightful place.Then they now enter their shell and bow to higher authority.
They claim to have been with creme de la creme,yet they no belong to the class,neither do the creme de la creme they claim to know send their dead corpse! grin
If you get sense for this life brotherly,you go show these women shege!
cheesy cheesy
Family › Re: Please Advice My Elder Brother And His Wife. by crackhaus: 5:30pm On Sep 06, 2022
sokeril:
She is use to always using force to achieve what she want because brother is a really soft and easy going man.
Ahh, I see... No wonder she could have such guts to be making threats.

I just hope your brother will be able to resist her this time.
Family › Re: Why Are Many Nigerians Very Poor. by crackhaus: 5:12pm On Sep 06, 2022
Rozross:
See this one, the sub is seriously on you ooo
cheesy cheesy
Family › Re: Please Advice My Elder Brother And His Wife. by crackhaus: 5:04pm On Sep 06, 2022
The wife has been threatening fire and brimstone that she will abort her current pregnancy and fill for divorce.. my brother has told her to do her worst.
Your brother is a real nigga... cool

He must call her bluff since she has chosen to communicate like an animal.
Family › Re: Why Are Many Nigerians Very Poor. by crackhaus: 4:59pm On Sep 06, 2022
Rozross:
I don’t like abroad too, I only do holidays and boom back to my country. I just can’t live my entire life there. People will think you are crazy and weird if you have opportunity to relocate and refused.
Aunty, take it easy... grin
Family › Re: Mothers Please Advice A Frustrated Married Man. by crackhaus: 4:57pm On Sep 06, 2022
You married a baby girl... cheesy
TV/Movies › Re: Games Of Thrones: House Of The Dragon Official Discussion Thread by crackhaus:
Zee0007:
It is me or I'm missing something.

I thought Craghas would be a tough nut to crack. How come he was easily defeated. That part seems weak for me. I thought he had seamlessly forged a device to tackle Daemon's dragon and his fleet.

Unfortunately, I was thrown aback with his weak army.

All the hype look so easy for Daemon.
I don't think there was ever anything special about the Drahar to be honest.
And I won't say he was easily defeated if you put into consideration how the war lasted for three years between the end of E02 and the beginning of E03.

On one on one combat however, Daemon is actually a very formidable swordsman. And the fact that they showed him soaked in blood while coming out of the cave with Drahar's carcass means that it wasn't quite an easy duel.
TV/Movies › Re: Games Of Thrones: House Of The Dragon Official Discussion Thread by crackhaus: 4:42pm On Sep 06, 2022
Ibunkun1:
No truer words. The way the lady playing young Rhaenyra flows Mheen, loving her is just so easy, seeing how she is with Ser Criston, I wonder why he switched sides. And for Alicent she's just playing to her father's tune, I wouldn't call her his puppet yet but it's kind of close to that

Viserys told Rhaenyra to chose her husband, I wonder how she ended up marrying from House Velarion. Rhaenyra's death in the book is horrible I hope it won't be like that in the series because e go pain me.
If I am to go by the little I've read, I think they became enemies after one of them tried to seduce the other and was refused.

See Criston will play a very important role in the wars to come assuming they stick to the book, and I'll love to see that.
Apparently it seems he was the one who convinced Aegon II (Alicent's son) to claim the Iron Throne (even crowned him personally), leading to the start of the Targeryan civil war.

It will be interesting to see how all of this plays out on screen.
TV/Movies › Re: Games Of Thrones: House Of The Dragon Official Discussion Thread by crackhaus: 4:06pm On Sep 06, 2022
kay9:
Fully concur on all.

I'd seen Matt Smith in Morbius, he was good there but I never forsaw his near-perfect depiction of Prince Daemon.

I'd assumed they'll just age up Emma D'Arcy Milly Alcock (Rhaenyra) as the series progresses. Chances are the show runners intend to milk the Dance of Dragons civil war story for at least five seasons, so the actors/ actresses will have time to "mature".

Edit: I was severely disappointed by how GOT ended so I pointedly ignored HotD production and cast news. Hence my ignorance on young/older Rhaenyra.
I understand, I was disappointed with the conclusion of GOT too but not enough to lose interest in following up with HOTD... cheesy
Education › Re: What Offence Did a Student Who Approached His Female Lecturer For love Commit? by crackhaus: 8:00pm On Sep 05, 2022
She told him to perish the thought, he persisted.

He deserves what he got.
Family › Re: T by crackhaus: 7:58pm On Sep 05, 2022
That woman is not interested in that marriage anymore, quote me anywhere.
TV/Movies › Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by crackhaus: 7:54pm On Sep 05, 2022
Frostyzone:
House negro, what's up? cheesy
Mugu... grin
TV/Movies › Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by crackhaus: 7:50pm On Sep 05, 2022
Frostyzone:
Your knowledge is limited. Dark elves in Norse mythology have dark skin.
Rest... cheesy
TV/Movies › Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by crackhaus: 7:49pm On Sep 05, 2022
Blackspider:
harfoots were definitely black.
Nut-brown skin could best be interpreted as Eastern/Middle-eastern complexion, not quite black in an African sense.

But thanks for this bruv... cool
TV/Movies › Re: Games Of Thrones: House Of The Dragon Official Discussion Thread by crackhaus: 7:43pm On Sep 05, 2022
kay9:
Episode 3 - Second of His Name.

A solid entry. I give it a 4/5. The battle scene at the end was gold; if I may quote someone here, "enough dracarys".

@crackhaus, thoughts?
A solid 9.5/10... cool

I can't count how many times I had to rewind just to rewatch a scene or listen to a dialogue again.
I am going to rewatch this episode last thing before going to bed tonight. cheesy

At the beginning of the episode when I noticed the obvious time-jump from where E02 left off, I almost felt a certain way... But I must say, that feeling of disappointment didn't last very long at all.
10mins into the episode and I had forgotten all about it.

I will miss the actress playing young Rhaenyra, she's so freaking good. Hopefully, the lady who takes over does an equally better job at interpreting the role.

Matt Smith as Daemon, exceptional! cool
I look at him and for a minute, I actually forget that he is just acting the part. His interpretation is superb and on point.
TV/Movies › Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by crackhaus: 7:32pm On Sep 05, 2022
Blackspider:
I did give you points on elves but then again, velyaron were described as pale now they are black. I wonder what skin tone aegon the conqueror will have now.
Harfoots, if memory serves are described as having a darker skin and dwarves can be black
Yeah, Dwarves I understand can have a darker skin tone. Not quite sure about Harfoots... but Elves?

Oh well!
TV/Movies › Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by crackhaus: 7:30pm On Sep 05, 2022
Blackspider:
i might be wrong here but, dark and black are two different things. Those who watches black clover will understand. Dark elves to my knowledge are elves that has been corrupted.
It was at this point when he associated the term Dark Elves with skin colour that I knew I wasn't chatting with someone who knew what he was saying.

I clocked out right there...
TV/Movies › Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by crackhaus:
Shakathezulu1:
I have a question, who rode that dragon, when Daemon was attacked by the crab-warriors.
Laenor Velaryon on his dragon, Seasmoke.
TV/Movies › Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by crackhaus: 7:02pm On Sep 05, 2022
HOTD is a motherfcking good show, ain't no one telling me nothing. cheesy

Even with the time jumps, twice now (first in E02 and again in E03), I still find myself flowing seamlessly with the pacing.

This was so beautiful to watch. I honestly can't find anything to critic...
Romance › Re: I Have Slept With Over 100 Women – 22 Year Old Lesbian Confesses (video) by crackhaus: 10:52pm On Sep 04, 2022
Right now if I have money I won’t use a man for anything. Because of money, I will sleep with men because I need it. Right now if I have my money I won’t use a man for anything.
What this just proves, as I have always known, is that women don't like to help themselves in life-changing ways.

So after sleeping with over 100 fellow women, not a single one of them could change her life? grin

Waste of sin...
Family › Re: Wife Slaps Husband. Should He Retaliate? by crackhaus: 10:32pm On Sep 04, 2022
Missing an appointment aside, this is a woman who has absolutely no respect & regard for her husband.

He ought to have returned that slap promptly, go back to the car and then drive off with you.
This would have left his wife trying to figure out what type of film-trick took place for the remainder of that night.

Nonsense & fertility...
Family › Re: Happy Sunday Guys. Photos. To my fellow teachers, happy resumptions. by crackhaus: 10:24pm On Sep 04, 2022
Blessedmercy8:
Fine. sad.
cool cool
TV/Movies › Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by crackhaus: 10:23pm On Sep 04, 2022
toluxe0075:
I read the appendices of LOTR- the return of the ring and also skimmed through the silmarillion to learn about the second age. I must state that the show has enough resources to become great unless Amazon doesn't own the right to many of Tolkien's writings on the second age.

Amazon can also mess things up if they choose to go "the political correct" way in such a way that political correctness would dictate the plot and direction of the show.

I feel this is the major fear of the fans of Tolkien's work. It's too early to judge anyway.
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TV/Movies › Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by crackhaus: 10:18pm On Sep 04, 2022
DandeNumeruno:
It is not requisite to adapt a show faithfully to its source materials. Historically, the best adaptations are those that take liberties and deviate slightly from the source. To some extent, Game of Thrones did it.

My point is that TRoP making changes isn't necessarily a bad thing. It is within your rights to object to the changes, but these changes may be important to the plot and may be crucial going forward.

Let us not make snap judgments. It takes time for the best wine to mature. I have no doubt that, given enough time, these changes will begin to grow on everyone, and people will completely forget their initial reservations.
There it is though.

"Slight" deviations, emphasis on slight.
TV/Movies › Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by crackhaus: 10:17pm On Sep 04, 2022
GRIMMJOE:
Ignore that guy, he doesn't even watch Nigerian films, yet they are filled with black actors.
I am definitely ignoring 'it' henceforth.
TV/Movies › Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by crackhaus: 10:16pm On Sep 04, 2022
Dotng:
Your perception is as a result of conditioning.

There can never be too much blacks in a movie.
This is the age of colour. Not the black and white age. Anyone with sense will include as many people of colour as possible.
Lmao...
Family › Re: Who Else Is Scared To Learn How To Drive A Car? by crackhaus:
Can't relate...

Started driving while I was in SS3 and haven't stopped since then. Learnt to drive motor-bikes as well, then moved on to driving heavy machinery (cranes) just because I've always had a fascination for automated stuff.

As e be now, na aeroplane remain for me to pilot.
And if dem make mistake leave me alone inside any cockpit laidis, that plane must move from position... Live cheesy

Just try to get over your fear, it's not that serious...
Family › Re: Happy Sunday Guys. Photos. To my fellow teachers, happy resumptions. by crackhaus: 7:53pm On Sep 04, 2022
Fine girl, how are you? grin
TV/Movies › Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by crackhaus: 7:45pm On Sep 04, 2022
Frostyzone:
First and foremost, Tolkein didn't invent the concept, he merely borrowed from it. As such, dark elves can be whatever color writers want them to be.

Dark elves in Norse mythology have black skin. In some translation, they are called black elves.

I don't mind seeing white people shit on TRoP on twitter because of the diverse cast but it's embarrassing and damning to come online and see some black people shit on the show for the same reason.

People like you have come to believe wholeheartedly whatever western media feeds you to the extent that you believe that black characters don't belong in medieval fantasies. It's sad to see.
Oga go sleep, or read my initial post again to gain complete understanding.

A show which is based off a written material, and you're here claiming the writers can do whatever they want.

How did Tolkien describe Elves in his works? That's what matters...

Don't be silly.
TV/Movies › Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by crackhaus: 7:29pm On Sep 04, 2022
Frostyzone:
Dude you're just a self loathing black man. If all the characters are white, I bet you wouldn't have any problem with it. There's nowhere it's written that elves can only be strictly white, in fact, dark elves exist in many lores. In Scandinavian lore in which LotR is based on, Dark elves are among the oldest known species in existence. Ditto dwarves.
Firstly, are you sure you have read the works of Tolkien?
You won't claim this if you had, or at least did some reading on how he described Elves.

Secondly, who told you that Dark Elves are referred to as such because of their skin colour?
You never heard of Light Elves, no? I guess these ones should be strictly Caucasian if we go by your logic abi...

Cheers...
TV/Movies › Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by crackhaus:
On The Rings of Power, who else thinks they're doing too much with casting people of colour on the show? lipsrsealed

Before anyone comes for me and accuses me of being a self-hating black man, try to pause for a minute and understand.

I totally get how casting black actors can be a noble idea considering how racially sensitive the world has become, but when it becomes too much, too unnecessary in some circumstances, and above all TOO obvious, then it starts to look forced & deliberate.

I will try not to make comparisons, but HOTD has done a better job at colour-casting than TROP has done, and it's for this one very obvious reason — HOTD did it without making it look forced.

TROP has us looking at black Elves (really? I thought Elves are known to have pale-skin with distinct colour of eyes), then there are black Dwarves (perhaps this could be overlooked), black Harfoots (not quite sure the purpose of having actors of colour included here).

Even with those characters they called Travellers/Hunters who had less than 2mins of screen time, they still managed to make one of them black. undecided

Indeed it feels too deliberate, too forced... and honestly, once I start seeing that, then the novelty of it wears off and it starts to look patronizing.

Other than that, a good show overall... I am enjoying/will enjoy both HOTD and TROP to the fullest.

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