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Family / Re: Would You Sacrifice Your Job For Your Family? by crackland: 4:25pm On May 18, 2020
Sixfeetbelle:


Hey, don't say that. Makeup is a profitable venture these days. For example, Kylie Jenners range of Lipsticks can feed a whole family for quite a long time. Sha, don't ask me how much it generates cheesy
What concerns Kylie Jenner with women who can't survive comfortably without a husband's money? grin
Family / Re: Please I Really Need Your Advice On This by crackland: 4:12pm On May 18, 2020
Sixfeetbelle:


You may find my advise somewhat uncomfortable, but if you pick a thing or two from it, then I'm glad I could help.

Can you comfortably rent a self contained/two bedroom for your sister for a year? If so, call your sister and rent one for her, so that their load can leave your place. Make sure the house is in another state so they can minimise communication with you. After that, call a family meeting with your parents and her in attendance. Tell them the paid rent is all you have capability for and once it expires, you won't give them any kobo ever again. Insist she find something doing within that time frame or consider being blacklisted by you forever; more like giving her an ultimatum. You need to make your stand clear for people to respect your opinion. That's how my brother behaves.

Why I advised the rent is so that it won't be as if you abandoned your family at the hour of their need. And with them gone, you and your fiancée can now focus on each other.

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Family / Re: Can You Believe This! by crackland: 4:04pm On May 18, 2020
bukatyne:


It is not funny jare.
Lol, that shít was funny.

I remember calling someone a "snowflake" here sometime last year, it's part of what got me laughing.

It's a perfect pseudonym for the writer of that letter.
Family / Re: Are Children Entitled To Their Parent's Wealth by crackland: 3:03pm On May 18, 2020
Snaagg:


I saw a thread here not long ago about "children are not a retirement plan" or something like that ..
And folks on that thread agreed with the topic, speaking ill of parents and calling them "entitled" etc.. lipsrsealed

Would those same individuals keep the same energy here? Or would they would hypocritically argue that children must inherit thier parents' wealth..

*Following..
I highly doubt that. cheesy

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Romance / Re: I Never Wanted To Have Sex With Her On The First Visit by crackland: 2:52pm On May 18, 2020
goodman41:
I met her when she came for her IT at my place of work. One day I collected her number but I didn't call her till she finished her IT and went back to school.

One day I called to inform her that I will like us to go into a relationship which she accepted. I told her that l'm not looking for a girlfriend but a wife. I asked her if she has a boyfriend but she said yes but she will never marry the guy because there are some things she will consider in terms of marriage.

I called her to visit me but she was doing promise and fail. I told her that I'm not inviting her for sex that sex is nothing for me. She said okay, that I should send transport money, I tried using my phone to transfer 2k for her but it was not going, so I told her that it was not going she said I should go and use ATM but I told her that I don't have that time that she should borrow from her roommate and come or she should forget about coming until when I will be able to use my phone to do the transfer. So that evening she called that she will come the next day being Sunday that she borrowed money from her roommate.

When she came on Sunday I put movie for her and kept my self busy with my laptop, she started feeling sleepy which I told her to go and sleep on the bed which she went, after I was through with my laptop I asked her if I can join her she said yes, I now joined her in the bed before we knew it we started kissing and romancing each other and we had sex.

After the sex she said that but you told me you don't like sex I told her I like sex but I don't take it serious. She said okay I understand. I now took her out spent like 3k, the following morning I gave her 4k for her transport and she was happy.

After one week she called that I should send her airtime I told her that am not sending she said okay without being angry, when she visited for the second time she asked why did I refuse to send her card I told her that I don't like sending card to people she said okay. So am seeing her as people, i told her don't worry any time I feel like I will send to her, but she said if i send it that she will send it back to me.

I asked her about her boyfriend she said that she has ended the friendship but my mind is telling she is lying, she cleaned my house and cooked for me before going back to school that she doesn't want me to be eating outside, she asked me to give her money to do hair which I gave her 3k for both her transport and the hair, she said the money is small but she Will add her own so she collected it without any issue.

Am not the type that use to call every day but she asked me to be calling her every day to make our relationship grow stronger, she was telling me the other day that she will visit me one day without telling me to see if I have another girl.

Please is this girl really serious with this relationship or she just wants to use me?
That girl is a small girl, too obvious.

You're probably not the only one she's using a relationship to obtain funds from.

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Family / Re: Would You Sacrifice Your Job For Your Family? by crackland: 2:40pm On May 18, 2020
adoreyou:
A friend of mine who works far away from his family says d wife has been threatening him to resign&come take care of his family.Mind you, he is unable to relocate his family due to finance.I decide to throw d question here because he is at a crossroad.
So after he resigns, what will he use to take care of his family? Her lipstick?

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Family / Re: If Your Brother Is Still Generous To Your Family After Marriage, Thank His Wife’ by crackland: 2:37pm On May 18, 2020
nanauju:
Do you know if the wife is even aware of your brother's generosity? You might just go and thank her and everything you get from ur bro will stop coming.
True.
Family / Re: Nature Didn’t Wire Anybody To Be Anything,society Did by crackland: 2:26pm On May 18, 2020
A simple question anyone would have asked themselves is:
Nature and Society, which came first?


Nature (biological differences) is what designated the roles - men went out hunting, foraging, building, protecting territories, and warring, while women stayed behind the safety of their settlements to keep the home, raise kids, and feed the household.
These are the natural roles made possible by differences in physical strength, size, tone/pitch of voice, as well as biological processes like pregnancy & menstruations.

The gender (men) with larger sizes, physical strength, and stronger voices (for emergency signals) naturally became the providers, defenders, and protectors.
The gender (women) with her menstruations, pregnancy, lesser strength and size, not very effective in such things as provision, hunting, and defending, naturally became the homekeepers.

Society is in fact what is responsible for attempting to switch or at least make these roles genderless...

If men and women had evolved (or were created) the exact same way biologically, your nature vs society argument would have had a strong foundation to launch.
Fortunately, it's dead-on-arrival because history disagrees with you.

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Family / Re: Can You Believe This! by crackland: 1:48pm On May 18, 2020
bukatyne:


We have not seen anything with the snowflakes bred under the guise of 'freedom' and respect for 'individualism' and 'feelings'.

When the world was saner, the writer would know that it is the person's yard and his kids can play and run around in it as long as they want as far as they do not disturb the neighborhood.

Report the snowflake to the authorities and if no respite, move your family out.

You don't want someone to kill your kids so that his dog can have a sunny view of YOUR yard.
gringrin
Family / Re: I Killed This Snake Near My Toilet At Midnight, Help Needed (Photo) by crackland: 7:14am On May 18, 2020
Ishilove:

And how, pray tell, did j have anything to do with it?
I don't even care sef, don't mind me.
Family / Re: I Killed This Snake Near My Toilet At Midnight, Help Needed (Photo) by crackland: 6:55am On May 18, 2020
Ishilove:

Let me guess. On that thread with crackhaus? cheesy
See rhetorical question.. as if you didn't have something to do with it
Family / Re: Why Do Women In The West Still Say They Do Not Have True Equality? by crackland: 9:17pm On May 17, 2020
bukatyne:
Why are we arguing that male football generates more revenue than female football?

How many women would watch women's football viz a viz the number watching male football?

It is like arguing male fashion show/modeling show would generate more revenue that female dominated shows.
Tor cheesy

I learnt the above from you BTW grin
Family / Re: Why Do Women In The West Still Say They Do Not Have True Equality? by crackland: 9:13pm On May 17, 2020
Mtcheeeeew... Feminists?

If you give them all the rights on earth, they will ask for rights on Jupiter.
Then if you tell them to design the rockets themselves to enable them get to Jupiter, they'll say you are inconsiderate for not being attuned to their feelings and needs.

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Family / Re: Dear Mummy!stop Going Naked In Front Of Your Male Kids. by crackland: 9:05pm On May 17, 2020
Arthur2021:
misandry is not a thing! They say...

People choose what they call truth and stereotypes (when it suits them).
Everyone holds the stereotype that men are sexually predators always. They call it truth.

But when you say casual sex leaves a lady empty and broken,the debunk it as stereotype...

The truth sets honest people free!
Unfortunately, there's a certain group of people who just don't like to hear/read the truth.
Family / Re: The Tale Of A 17 Y'old Mother by crackland: 7:50am On May 17, 2020
There's a 98% chance this guy even looks older than the man who fathered him.

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Family / Re: Are Children Entitled To Their Parent's Wealth by crackland: 7:35am On May 17, 2020
notok:

Didn't the Bible come from the West?
NO

There's no one in the entire Bible who was from a western country.

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Family / Re: Dear Mummy!stop Going Naked In Front Of Your Male Kids. by crackland: 7:26am On May 17, 2020
EmekaBlue:
I dont see anything too wrong but maybe your mind is corrupt.

But i wont lie, i enjoyed one of my young aunties then going butt nekkid in front of me after shower with her perky boobs. Yummy tongue
Your mind was sexually abused with those images, it's no joke.

In a sane setting, if your aunty was caught, she would have seen the inside of a jail cell even if it's just for one night.

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Family / Re: Dear Mummy!stop Going Naked In Front Of Your Male Kids. by crackland: 7:23am On May 17, 2020
If a father/uncle can't be naked in front of his daughter/niece, then I see absolutely no reason why a mother/aunty should show off her naked body in front of her son/nephew.

Any mother/aunty who has done this and still does it, is a pervert and sexual predator who deserves some jail time for indecent exposure to a minor.

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Family / Re: What's Your Take About Whatsapp Read Receipts? by crackland: 7:10pm On May 16, 2020
cutiedave:
Mine is permanently off...and to be sincere, itz people like the OP made me disable mine... everything is sha about them.

They expect you to reply asap without considering how busy you are at that moment...

You can get angry with my response time if u don't know when i have read ur message...

Btw, this has greatly saved me from unnecessary explanation and i even have time to think about my response very well...
gringrin
Family / Re: Chinese Man Finds Out His Twin Babies Have Two Different Fathers After DNA Test by crackland: 6:29pm On May 16, 2020
IMASTEX:

You've sense for spotting at first bolded. Now at second bolded, that will be a wishful thinking. A country that hasn't yet considered electricity as a necessity. Doesn't have blood group & genotype on birth certificate/data of new born. How will DNA be ever ever thought of?!
Well like I always say, every husband or man expecting a child ought to do these things while we wait for it to be made compulsory by the government, if ever they will...

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Family / Re: Chinese Man Finds Out His Twin Babies Have Two Different Fathers After DNA Test by crackland: 6:25pm On May 16, 2020
angelfallz:


Why should you fear women? When you stop putting women on pedestals you would be to see them for what they really are, and take preventive measures.
Lol..this is one of my many philosophies.
Family / Re: Please Help Look Into This Family Issue (I'm Loosing My Mind) by crackland: 6:15pm On May 16, 2020
I would have suggested finding your father and relocating him to give him some respite and peace from your mother and brother...but it's his house, he shouldn't be running away from it.

I wonder how he allowed his wife to become so belligerent - something he ought to have nipped in the bud from the very beginning.

Too bad.

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Family / Re: Chinese Man Finds Out His Twin Babies Have Two Different Fathers After DNA Test by crackland: 6:03pm On May 16, 2020
bigiyaro:
look into paternity kini? pls don't start the 2nd and 3rd civil war in naija at the same time.
cheesycheesy

But it's very necessary...

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Family / Re: Chinese Man Finds Out His Twin Babies Have Two Different Fathers After DNA Test by crackland: 6:02pm On May 16, 2020
angelfallz:


What is MSM?
Mainstream Media

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Family / Re: Unmarried Women by crackland: 3:42pm On May 16, 2020
Prymestrr:

Asin eh... See as she just deh fumble for small truth weh I tell her o grin Na e be say the next person weh go open her yansh for here she go chop dem raw cheesy cheesy
No mind am. grin

The girl like me sha, but she know say I no even send am one bit...na the painment be dat.

I dey like my women classy with brain plus big nyansh - perfect combo like Bukatyne. cheesycheesy

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Family / Re: What's Your Take About Whatsapp Read Receipts? by crackland: 3:34pm On May 16, 2020
helinues:

Being ignored ? With how many people on my contact list? I doubt if they are up to 20...

What exactly are you afraid of that you can't confront that you need to hide under last seen read receipts...?

Well for me, fear has nothing to do with it.. but my TIMING.

I don't like to spend too much time chatting cos I'm more of a Video/Audio calls kinda person and all my closest contacts know this is exactly how I prefer communicating on WhatsApp.

But for those who are not close enough or for those who for some reason are not able to do video/audio calls, I ALWAYS respond to their messages no matter what.
I just simply prefer doing it at my own convenience, and having those settings turned off gives me that privilege.

If you hate it when people on your list do it, you can download a mod version of WhatsApp which allows you to override whatever privacy settings anyone turns on. cheesy
That's what two of my friends (females) did, just to be able to see when I read their messages. I don't understand that kind of obsession to know everything. Lol

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Family / Re: Unmarried Women by crackland: 3:12pm On May 16, 2020
Prymestrr:

grin grin grin grin Abeg never shake that table yet before she go blow gasket this hot saturday. We know her type wella. Na dem full NL embarassed
I swear...

Dem want make you dey type ONLY wetin go sweet dem for body... as if you be their boyfriend grin

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Family / Re: What's Your Take About Whatsapp Read Receipts? by crackland: 3:09pm On May 16, 2020
helinues:
I don't know if it is just me oo, but I hate it when chatting with someone on WhatsApp and the message is not showing read even after read...

That's sign of inferiority
Because you don't like being ignored and you want to know if the person is doing it deliberately, right?

Well I even turned off my Last Seen in addition to Read Receipts because of people like you. cheesy

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Family / Re: Unmarried Women by crackland: 2:58pm On May 16, 2020
Prymestrr:

Na true you talk jare. You suppose know person before you go begin call am over sabi for faceless forum. No do am next time.
Oya deh go. Try make you no sin again cool
Leave am.. Her type no dey ever fit generate enough sense to counter a comment, na to always talk about who write the comment... grin

If I tell am say she be like one of those people for market wey no finish secondary school, she go begin catch feelings. cheesy

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Family / Re: Unmarried Women by crackland: 7:41am On May 16, 2020
rockstarB:

I'm too hungry to even disagree. You're on point my brother kiss
Lol, I hope you're not hungry anymore.. it's another day, and you can disagree now.
Family / Re: After Serving Him Food, He Said I Didnt Give Him Drinking Water by crackland: 4:45pm On May 15, 2020
SweetCunt97:
Hope he atleast gives you money for upkeep for him to open his mouth to spill such sha. Personally I can't even b with such traditional man. If I notice you traditional, na jakpa things. Nonsense and ingredients.
But a traditional man will not need you to share bills or contribute financially na.

Think about your japa again oo, cos we know how much you hate to contribute money in relationships.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: German Economy Plunges Into Recession Over COVID-19 by crackland: 4:22pm On May 15, 2020
UjuJoan2:


If you believe anything Nigeria government reports, then you are even more gullible than I thought.
I don't understand. cheesy

If/when Nigeria goes into recession, you will definitely hear it...even from international news media.
Our economic co-dependence on western countries makes it difficult to hide such information.

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