₦airaland Forum

all4naija: Comparing Seun to Mark Zuckerberg is laughable! Some Nigerians are very funny!

igbo boy: oh well what would should i expect from someone named crazy man...what a daft comparison.
yes seun should be invited but saying he is the nigerian version of zuckerberg is ludicrous at best.

And where do you see comparison in my posts...its obvious that your Jealousy and that backward mindset of yours that believes nothing good can come out of this country has taken over your miserable life.

Saying Seun is the Nigerian version of mark, doesn't mean I'm comparing him to mark...get that into your skull.

"Its the same thing as saying dangote is the Nigerian version of bill gates...it still doesn't mean one is comparing him to bill gates".

If you cannot read meaning to my posts then STFU and stop quoting me...bad belley.

ikwere militant: pls tell dis to tinubu nd fashola who draged clinghton to bija just to launch an estate d guy come chop free food shark free beer enjoy go for pur head

Is English Language so hard these days that people can no longer express themselves in clear terms?

Anyone who understood what this guy wrote should please interpret...thanks

thelastPope: I have used far more innovative and intuitive forums and I still wonder why NL is so limited in functionality.

You feel Nairaland is limited in functionality, alright then can you post at least 3 of the forums which you claim to have used that are far more innovative and intuitive than Nairaland...prove to us that you're not just an empty barrel.

I'll give it to pastors...I think they're the most stingy.

Most of them would resort to prayers on your behalf, despite the fact that they have more than enough money to attend to your immediate needs.

Nice thread...I've booked marked it for reference purpose.

Ogbeche77: Are you not aware that Seun is an introvert, he's media shy...
If Seun agrees to deliver lectures in youth and entrepreneur events, he ll impact a lot on this generation, but Seun have decided to keep his ideas to himself, abi wetin you feel?

I agree with you...but to be honest, I don't know what's going on in his mind...truth is he would eventually have to face the public one way or the other...he can't avoid it.

moderatorr: lol
u send an invitation to someone then announce that he is coming, even before u get a reply. lol @ nigerians com

What annoys me is the amount of money they're going to spend in bringing him down to Nigeria (that is if at all he decides to come).

When are we going to learn to promote our own, and stop wasting millions on this foreigners who don't give a damn about us?

Why not invite Seun to the event, he's the nigerian version of mark zukerberg...I'm sure that the Niger delta young professionals would be motivated when they see their fellow Nigerian telling them the sectets of success.

Atolagbe1: Advice pls! I'm 100L statistics student,my 1st semester Gp is 3.75;and my aim is to make a 1st class after my 4-year programme in d uni.my question was is this my gp encouraging since is still first semester?

Of course its possible...but you must know that 1st class requires lots of hard work and lots of sacrifice.

You must be willing give up your social life and concentrate on your books if you want to achieve this.

I wish you the best, and its my prayer that you actuallize this dream of yours.

Good luck.

Nice...but I don't think I have the strength to put what I've learned on this thread to practice for now.

Anyways I've book marked it for future purpose.

naijabay: Pls nairalanders,what re the requirement of joining the nigeria police force as a cadet.and how much is the starting salary of a cadet(assistance supretendent of police)asp

Browse through their web page...we're in the computer age bro...99.9% of information you seek is on the internet.

[quote author=G'Martyns]pls when is Batch B corp members going to be deployed?[/quote]There is no information on Batch '13 B' for now.

But you can always follow the nysc site and this thread for the latest gist, informations...etc.

Smh @ replies. 5.0 indeed

Logicboy03: F4ck you.

You made me n everyone else think you were going to die or something worse.

And where did you disappear to yourself...a search party lead by buzugee Obadiah was sent out to look for you....anyways welcome back.

https://www.nairaland.com/1249518/what-happened-former-altar-boy

yamakuza: if he stays with her for 2 more years, he'll have N1m sure + N1m uncertain = N2m max

if he starts on his own, he'll have N0m + N2m unsure after 2 years = N2m max

he's safer staying on with her for 2 more years max, but he should make sure other family members bear witness to their agreement this time around.

i hope the money he's saving doesnt belong to the sister?

Well said.

Orikinla: Nairaland is making me bored and tired.

You can always jump into the lagoon to relieve yourself off unnecessary pressure.

Rocktation: Here're two samples I created. If I could just turn back time's hands.

I, Rocktation, take you, [size=17pt] CrazyMan [/size] , to be my husband, loving what I know of you, and trusting what I do not know yet. I look forward to sharing my life with you, getting to know the man you will become, and falling in love, a little more every day. In Cholera, Health, Wants, Plenty, Failures, Triumph, I promise to Respect, Support, Comfort, Cherish and Love you through whatever life may bring us.

I also take you to be my lawfully wedded wife for richer for poorer till death do us part.

Now shall we kiss and proceed into the bedroom for further *clears throat*

Rocktation: Lol. You must be phat.

Your guess is right...I also have an embarrassing pot belly.

Those fruits, vegetables and drinks looks yummy...I can't wait to have a taste of them.

Caracta: Choi! Who? Me?

Who else...weren't you the one that applied?

miz tola: eww!! Dats just nasty!

Its not nasty, its just part of the screening.

deols: where would I need to travel to in order to post mine??

Go to bronu state and snap a couple of pics with the boko boys.

After which you can proceed to the south south and pose for some shots with MEND.

If you aren't satisfied yet, you can make detour to the east and take some pics with the leaders of MASSOB.

Then you can end your voyage in the west with pictures of members of the Odua peoples congress.

When you eventually upload those pics here on Nairaland, it will not only make the front page... [s] Seun would personally reserve all his advert slots to help market your ministry. [/s]

Good luck.

Why is everyone waiting for the op...even our oga at the top confirmed to news men at the Nairaland headquarters this morning that he's watching the thread.

A popular female even volunteered to be an attorney/mouthpiece in the course of the wait.

Ah...this is serious o...let me quietly follow this thread and wait as everyone is waiting (even though I don't have any clue as to why they're waiting)

Waiting status activated.

Messilo: i can allow them to go to NDA or read nursing other than that i wont

I would take it that you started this thread just for the fun of it.

white mosquito: @ crazy man, Oga, dont insult my intelligence. He who asks q does not miss his way.

How does my reply insult your intelligence?

white mosquito: Some unis(faculty/dept) in Nigeria are notorious for delaying programs for as long as 3, 4 years so my second q is valid.

True...but why would you run your M.Sc program in an institution you know has a very bad record of working with its academic calendar?

It makes no sense.

white mosquito: If u wish to contribute meaningfully, watch ur attitude/tone.

And why is your reaction towards my post so sensitive?

Apologies if you felt insulted...I meant no harm.

Messilo: I cant allow my children to study course other than mbbs in this unemployment ravaging country.

If you truly love them as you would claim you do, then you would desist from imposing your selfish desires on them, and allow them make their own choice.

That's what good parents do.