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InvestmentRe: Mutual Funds by cucumbar: 1:26pm On Sep 08, 2017
Hello,

How well and for how long can this mutual funds of a thing sustain a single guy that wants to quit his job and has like 35M invested in mutual funds?

Could it sustain someone that has been earning between 400k-500k monthly and does not want a drop in his standard of living?
PhonesRe: Senate Okays Data Price Hike, Says NCC Acted In National Interest by cucumbar: 2:47am On Dec 15, 2016
tobiasbeecher:
Abeg shut up as if you are not among the zombies that voted this ueseless govt in, now hunger don dey wire you and you no get money to buy data again... tongue cheesy
their eyes don dey clear small small.
Car TalkRe: Maintenance Tips For Honda Cars by cucumbar: 4:03pm On Dec 11, 2016
Please, can I get a sound deadening material /anti rattle like the one shown in below to buy here in Nigeria?

PropertiesRe: Should We Move Out? by cucumbar: 7:55am On Dec 09, 2016
TheTrueSeeker:
Let me share an experience...!!!

In 2013 had a very successful business and felt to set up more branches in Ph and Uyo. I had set up two more before I saw a business someone was willing to sell off and had to use my savings and a borrowed money (N300k) from a private money lender at 20% interest, with my Infiniti Jeep as collateral to buy....!!!

Not only did that new business with lots of prospect go down within three months of buying off, I kept paying interest for that N300k for over two years. (you can do the maths to know what extra i had to pay as interest). I also had to close down remaining two purchased earlier.

As if that was not enough, i couldn't renew my two bedroom apartment rent and had to move in to my office. I slept in my office for two years (wasn't married then).

One day, my cleaner who used to clean both my beautiful apartment and office pressurized me to come see her pastor cos she couldn't stand coming to work in the morning and seeing 'oga' hiding somewhere behind his desk as his bed. i had laid her off but she refused to stop working insisting even if I do not pay her anymore, she would still be cleaning for me.

I reluctantly went during one of their night vigil and the Pastor told me during the service that the person i borrowed some money from was the reason for my predicament. (i didn't tell her or my cleaner i borrowed money from anyone).


She volunteered to come and pray with me in my office and the very next day after her prayer in my office, the money lender visited my office for no reason. (he had never been to my office before).

few months later, i had all his N300k and interest to pay him and retrieved my car back from him.

Guess what he told me the day i went to collect my properties, 'the only man who had been to the lion's den and returned'

After that experience, i vowed never to have anything to do with private money lenders....!!!
Hmmm! I can relate. Not personal experience though. Collect money from these lenders, and you will never be able to pay back, but a lot of peeps still believe people don't possess certain evil powers. Experience is the best teacher.
RomanceRe: Why Do Most Men Get Sleepy After Sex? by cucumbar: 8:32pm On Dec 06, 2016
Girl wey no fall asleep after sex didn't climax, that's why. Forget the faking. When a girl actually reaches orgasm,they fall asleep, snoring like their male counterparts. Talking from experience.

Guys, if your babe no sleep off before you after you don pour, and she was screening like something was happening to her, forget am. Na fake. When they don't fake it, they shake uncontrollably and sleep off like you do. #FACT.
Christianity EtcRe: US Election: TB Joshua Trending On Twitter by cucumbar: 10:47am On Nov 09, 2016
Acidosis:
The problem with humans is that even if T.B Joshua's predictions were correct, they will turn around to say his predictions were based on opinion polls.

Someone like Seun Osewa would be the first to post opinion links in favour of Clinton.


Whether T.B Joshua is right or wrong, those who do not believe him still won't believe. The failed prophesy, however, would not reduce his congregation come next Sunday. Those who have, on many occasions, received true prophecy and revelations from him would not because of this particular one, stop patronizing him.

Meanwhile, those who have always criticized him in spite the previous true prophecies would continue to do so.


My opinion.
grin
which true predictions? Are you talking about the blanket statements he makes, and when something that remotely fits in happens, his crew will dig from their archive and say TB predicated? The man spoke based on opinion polls as usual. Me I can do better, because I didn't have any doubt that trump was going to win irrespective of the opinion polls.
Christianity EtcRe: US Election: TB Joshua Trending On Twitter by cucumbar: 10:37am On Nov 09, 2016
priceaction:
lol, from 90s, any body that knows how he does his miracles on live tv will agree the kind of man he is. The only thing i like about him is his generosity and giving attitudes.
EXACTLY! A lot of people don't know when this man started. He became popular after he had become refined. We wey been dey watch am in those days can't be fooled.
Car TalkRe: Maintenance Tips On Cars. by cucumbar: 9:59pm On Oct 31, 2016
GAZZUZZ:

your fuel tank is unable to hold vacuum. It is leaking, mechanic should find the leak. 2 ways you can do this.
1. DIY: find the leak.

2. Workshop: take it to a workshop and pay for the service. Contrary to what you said, there are good workshops on the island.
Lol. Not Lagos island o, I'm talking about bonny island. But please o, I thought I would be seeing traces of fuel if my fuel tank was leaking?
Car TalkRe: Maintenance Tips On Cars. by cucumbar: 7:42pm On Oct 30, 2016
Please, I have been having these codes, P0456 and P0457 for like 6 months now. Both have to do with a leak in the evaporation or emission system. I changed the fuel cap which is the first attempt at resolution recommend, but it did not solve the issue. Now, the other components that have been submitted to be the culprits, I don't know where they are in the car. To make matters worse, I live on an island where you don't have access to competent mechanics.
Please could you give me directions on how to direct a mechanic to fix this? There are no problems with how the car drives yet, but I hate seeing that check engine light on, and yesterday, a security man told me he perceived the smell of petrol while I was driving out.
The car is a 2007 Honda Accord.

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