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CrimeRe: Robbers Raped My Younger Sisters. by Cutezt(m): 10:48pm On Apr 06, 2022
nedekid:
Unfortunately, the IG before this one ie that IG that went crazy banned the issuance of licenses for shotguns. Even those that already have cannot get their licenses renewed. He baned it when Fulani heardsmen started the ravaging of the country. I understand they seize your gun when you try to renew.
If you cannot get one now, at worse keep a sharp cutlass near your bed and one in your booth.
Lol, who needs a license in this country again?

I am street, if I need one tomorrow, I will get it, however, I have no use for it now.

Just get it and make sure you hide it where it will be almost untraceable. As long as you know you are not using it for anything illegal and may never use it if the need never arises, then you will be at peace.
CrimeRe: Robbers Raped My Younger Sisters. by Cutezt(m): 5:38pm On Apr 06, 2022
As a single man planning on getting married someday, I have swore that before I bring a woman to my house, I'll bring a gun first of all.

Nobody is touching any woman under my care, they will only do that after they kill me and I am damn serious about that, at least if they kill me, I won't have to live with that trauma, but I must take one barstad with me. If they attack only me, no problem, they can only cart away valuables, but before I marry, my kala must sure.
Technology MarketRe: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Cutezt(m): 1:31am On Mar 28, 2022
Toplap:
For Sale

1. Samsung 32" TV (LED - FULL HD) - 65k

2. Nexus Twin Tub Washing Machine - 65k

3. Syinix Water Dispenser - 35k

Location: VGC Area, Ajah Lagos.

Delivery: Not applicable, please you will have to pick up, after you inspect, test and pay.

Reason for sale: I'm moving from Lagos, I can't take these items with me and I need the money.

Other Info: The TV & Washing Machine are fairly new, the manual and accessories for both are still in tact. All items are in excellent working condition, but you don't have to take my word for it, you can verify and ascertain it for yourself.

Contact: Please quote me if you are interested in any item and we can take it from there.
Don't you have a fan ma?
SportsRe: Ahmed Musa Inspects His Estate In Lekki (Photos) by Cutezt(m): 12:04pm On Mar 25, 2022
Miracle2022:
brought up where in the east? Only the know how to bring up easterners, the only thing you will learn in the east is crime, how to commit crime left right center. No wonder 95% of their youths are criminals.
Ahmed musa grow up in jos.
Don't mins the idiot
SportsRe: Ahmed Musa Inspects His Estate In Lekki (Photos) by Cutezt(m): 12:03pm On Mar 25, 2022
MadamVanessa:
He was brought up in the east. There's no way you're a south east product and behave stupidly.
You need to stop being foolish. Musa was born and bred in Jos, plateau state, In congo russia and dogon karfe areas precisely, this is from someone that knows him very well, so stop spewing trash because you want to make your tribe look good.
CrimeRe: Hushpuppi Commits $400k Fraud From Inside US Prison by Cutezt(m): 11:36am On Mar 17, 2022
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Jobs/VacanciesRe: Never Look Down On Menial Jobs by Cutezt(m): 12:40pm On Mar 15, 2022
They actually look down a lot on menial jobs not knowing those people cash out far more than they that are working salaried jobs.

One time, a company contacted me to shoot a video commercial for them and at first, they were pricing me like garri, then I ignored them but they kept on pressing and then I told them I have price packages for my jobs and sent them a quote alongside my portfolio site carrying my name as the website URL and they realized they were not dealing with your everyday point and shoot guy.

Then on the day of shooting, they were shocked when I and my crew pulled up in a Venza, they were expecting someone sweating with equipments up and down. Summary, till date, we still work together but their perception of me and my work has since changed and we deal on a professional level now, you want me to work for you? No problem, I send you a quote, you either pay or not, no dragging up and down.

My 1 day job is way above the monthly salary of your average Nigerian office worker. It's all about packaging and knowing your onion fam.
PoliticsPDP Wins Jos North/bassa Constituency Election As PRP Beats APC to 2nd Place by Cutezt(op): 1:25pm On Feb 27, 2022
The candidate of the People’s Democratic Party (PDP), Hon Musa Avia Agah, has emerged winning of Jos North/Bassa Federal Constituency of Plateau State by-election.

Hon Agah pulled 40,343 votes to beat the candidate of Peoples Redemption Party (PRP) Adamu Mohammad Alkali who scored 37,757 votes while Hon. Joseph Abbey Aku of the All Progressives Congress (APC) scored 26, 111 votes.

The Returning Officer of the Federal Constituency by-election, Dr Oyeyinka Oyerinde, who announced the result on Sunday said the candidate of the PDP, Musa Avia Agah, who scored the highest votes is the winner of the election.

“That Musa Avia Agah of the PDP having satisfied the requirement of the law is hereby declare the winner and is return elected,” the returning officer said.

https://www.sunnewsonline.com/plateau-pdp-wins-jos-north-bassa-by-election/

NYSCRe: I Just Got Posted To Plateau State For My Nysc by Cutezt(m): 1:01pm On Feb 21, 2022
Emaprince:
@salisujasper

I served in Jos.

Its a very lively place. Well developed than you can imagine. And the actual jos indigenes are very friendly and hospitable. The problem there are the hausas who are trying to dominate and control jos through winning of jos North local govt election. If they fail, then crisis is inevitable...consequently blood shed follows. After the local govt election during my service year there,(which we conducted).. hausas lost jos north. Crises was predicted and it happened. We lost about 3 corp members. I was lucky I served in their military barrack..so we were protected. But the mayhem was quenched few days after it started. Lives were lost any way.

Try to get yourself very close to the state co ordinator...and see if he can post you to a favourable place like jos north or military barrack so you can enjoy your stay there. If you are posted to jos north, please get yourself an apartment at the area where igbos dominate(forgotten what its called). You will be very safe there. During crisis. Igbos there are well armed and vigilant. No hausa man dare cross there.

You really need to prepare for your safety first before anything. Your life matters most. Jos is a volatile place due to hausas penchant for dominance which consequently lead to blood shed if they don't get it.

Lastly, get your self some thick sweaters or cardigan. Its a very cold place. With the impact of global warming, I dont know how cold it will be now...but its sure colder than the south east and south west regions. So get your sweaters ready. Be ready to boil some hot water every morning. Infact during my time, I never bathed with cold water for once. Even under hot sun, the wind was usual very cold. And I never used a handkerchief for once.

Before I forget, be wise in your dealings with their women. They have some very endowed black cuties. Big boobs and ass. They come across as cheap honestly. Whether its just cos they love corpers..I dont know. And the number of HIV carriers there is high. I think jos is ranked second in Nigeria? I got my fair share of attention and temptations. But due to the warnings at orientation camp and then military barrack, I remained totally chaste through out my service year. I no wan hear story nor dissapoint my parent. The girls at command school were the biggest temptation for me...but I trusted my self. Imagine an ss2 student saying boldly that she would like to date me. Lol..
you just need to stay focused and keep your eyes and ears open for any imminent crises

One thing you must enjoy is the low cost of living. House rent is relatively cheap there. Food stuffs, fruits are too cheap there too.

I wish you enjoy your service year there with no hiccups.
Igbos don't dominate any area in Plateau State but you can find lots of them in Apata. By the way, I was born, bred and was still there last month.

Also, you just missed so much 'pvssies' cos Plateau is not even in the top 10 HIV states. The girls are very understanding, not cheap, they know how difficult life can be so they don't stress guys too much.
NYSCRe: I Just Got Posted To Plateau State For My Nysc by Cutezt(m): 12:53pm On Feb 21, 2022
perragy:
Avoid places like Birom.. They have this Fulani (Muslims) fights periodically... if you should know.. it use to be very brutal and fatal. Other things i know about Plateau are its very cold in most part of the year and its people are very nice. Careful while it last i must advice.
LOL, you people be saying a lot of rubbish. There is no place like Birom in Plateau State, instead, it is the name of a tribe. Birom people are the majority in Plateau State and everyone knows they are some of the most welcoming people in the whole of the country. What you should be telling OP is that he should avoid Fulani settlements and make sure he doesn't stay in the villages. Plateau is a beautiful place, I lived almost 23 years there, and I plan on going back in the next 4-5 years. The state is developing rapidly, I was there in December.
Technology MarketRe: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Cutezt(m): 12:12pm On Feb 21, 2022
Gbolahan111:
Stop asking me for so. It’s a rude statement. Imagine yourself, you just declared around 200k but when you were advising the young man above, you bragged of sending a workstation of almost 1m for 6k and portrayed it as if it was even this year . Dear friend, we need to be truthful to one another when making comments online.

Well as for Jaccksnow, the cost of sending an iphone to PH via a registered logistics firm depends on how much you declared as the value of the phone.
It is IMPOSSIBLE for a phone to cost 30k to send from Lagos to PH sir, weather this year or next year, moreover, it was around November which was just a few months ago.
Technology MarketRe: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Cutezt(m): 11:17pm On Feb 20, 2022
Gbolahan111:
Be sincere, how much did you declare to GIGM as the cost of the workstation?
I didn't declare the actual cost cos even I didn't know yet, I just put around 200k or so, and can't remember, it was sometime last year. It was later I was told they bought the laptop for 800k plus, almost 900k but I sent it already and it arrived safely, so??
Technology MarketRe: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Cutezt(m): 8:53pm On Feb 20, 2022
JAccksnow:
Lol. Not at all bro.
The sender is actually my sibling. I asked her to make enquiries from gigm and peace transit and she was told 30k. The device is an iPhone 12 tho.
That's a lot
I sent an acer workstation just gotten from the US for almost 1m, I sent from Lagos to Jos via GIGM for 6k and it was that expensive cos it was a frigile item and needed special packing and location. That your sibling want Rob you. grin grin

Lagos to Jos is 16 hours
Lagos to PH na 7-9 hours so how?
SportsRe: Fans React To 24-Year-Old Samuel Kalu's Signing By Watford FC by Cutezt(op): 11:20am On Jan 27, 2022
Lalasticlala

SportsFans React To 24-Year-Old Samuel Kalu's Signing By Watford FC by Cutezt(op): 11:19am On Jan 27, 2022
Football Fans from around the world have reacted to the signing of Nigerian winger, Samuel Kalu by Watford FC.

The 24 year old was signed from Bordeaux in France and fans can't stop talking about his looks.

Capable of playing on either flank, Kalu is a versatile option in a competitive squad, typically operating on the right wing.

“The quick-footed attacker first played for Slovakian side AS Trenčín after moving to Europe from his native Nigeria, and earned a switch to Belgian giants KAA Gent in 2017 following impressive performances. He then joined Bordeaux in August 2018, where he has since made 86 appearances for Les Girondins.

CelebritiesRe: Comedian Stainless To Mark 15 Years On Stage During Performance In Ghana by Cutezt(m): 11:17am On Jan 21, 2022
I was wondering who the heck stainless is and how he managed 15 years and he is still yet to blow, and bam! i remembered we have an award-winning ass licker called Alex here, and when I opened the thread, I was not disappointed.
SportsAfcon 2021: Caf Confirms VAR To Be Used In All 52 Matches In Cameroon by Cutezt(op): 9:53am On Jan 08, 2022
The thirty-third edition of the African competition will kick off on Sunday and run through to February 9.

For the first time in the history of the Africa Cup of Nations, Video Assistant Referees (VAR) will be used at all 52 matches, in Cameroon.

The 33rd edition of the African competition will kick off on Sunday and during the previous competition held in 2019 in Egypt, VAR was only used from the quarter-final stage.

Previously, CAF has used VAR starting from the quarterfinals of the TotalEnergies Africa Cup of Nations, Egypt 2019. However, with CAF advancing with plans not only to improve the image of refereeing but also produce world class match officials in Africa, the implementation of VAR in all 52 matches in Cameroon is a step in the right direction.

A list of 63 top match officials, including women top referees Salima Mukasanga (Rwanda), Carine Atemzabong (Cameroon), Fatiha Jermoumi (Morocco) and Bouchra Karboubi (Morocco) will officiate the TotalEnergies Africa Vup of Nations, Cameroon 2021 matches.

The list consists of 24 referees, 31 assistant referees and eight video assistant referees from 36 countries. The roster includes two referees from the CONCACAF as part of our inter-confederation skills exchange program

CAF | Communication Department

https://www.cafonline.com/total-africa-cup-of-nations/news/var-to-be-used-in-all-52-totalenergies-africa-cup-of-nations-matches-for-the-fir

PetsRe: Eskimo Going For Giveaway Price by Cutezt(m): 8:52am On Jan 08, 2022
This dog 6 weeks? And I doubt it's an eskimo, Eskimos ears don't fall like that
PhonesRe: Screenshot And Post Your Data Usage In The Month Of December by Cutezt(m): 1:02am On Jan 01, 2022
150gb plus

Music/RadioRe: 10 Most Watched Nigerian Youtube Music Videos Ever by Cutezt(m): 3:38pm On Dec 31, 2021
Every year same list
TravelRe: Best Night Bus For Onitsha To Jos by Cutezt(m): 1:37pm On Dec 28, 2021
I don't know if bonny way or gig is in onitsha but they are quite good and has a park at the middle of town where you can find a car to wherever you want to go to, I'm traveling to Jos tonight too, but by air. Flight that was booked for 9am, dem Don reschedule 5 times in 1 week, now na 8 we dey go, entering Jos at night is a no no, all thanks to stupid Green Africa Airlines, The security situation in the country is not smiling and the stupid people are hell bent on putting someone in a vulnerable spot.
CelebritiesRe: BBNaija’s Ka3na Wears Lingerie For Christmas (Photos) by Cutezt(m): 7:35am On Dec 25, 2021
Very stupid topic, stupid olosho and even more stupid mods
EventsRe: Indigenous Award Nigeria 2021 Holds 5th Edition, Honours Persons From Several Se by Cutezt(m): 11:50am On Dec 18, 2021
Who dey organize all these rubbish awards encouraging our wicked politicians to think they are deceiving us well and continue their evil?

Sometimes, we are our own problem in this country, what are you giving Maryam Abacha award for? For what exactly? This Alex, you are one of Nigerians greatest problems all in the name of useless awards to get brown envelops. I no blame you sha, I blame nairaland that is trying very hard to give you relevance, I no know how much you pay them.
PetsRe: Male Gsd Pup Available In 4 Sale Inlagos #30k by Cutezt(m): 11:18pm On Dec 11, 2021
E resemble all those big big bush rats wey dey chop shit grin
Technology MarketRe: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Cutezt(m): 1:05am On Dec 08, 2021
DBlackCeazer:
no lie
You mean she is going to get an interlocked house, with water, light, and security around Ajah/Illaje for 200k? wow! if you get please let me know, I know someone that will be very interested.
Technology MarketRe: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Cutezt(m): 11:53pm On Dec 07, 2021
xld07:
Hello all.

If you are planning on buying any electronics from any seller on here, specifically deargally, I'll advise you are certain you know people in the military or within the police force.

I reached out to sanchez recently and detailed my horrible experience with this lady. I gave herself and her crew, including her boyfriend who called to plead and ask for more time to do the needful but they ghosted after I obliged them. If you have paid her for any service and you are expecting your delivery in the coming days, you may not be getting it as I will be requesting for her detention tomorrow. If the police try to beg for more time on her behalf, then I will ask some military folks whom I have spoken to to pick her up.

I will be coming back here tomorrow to narrate what went down. Until then, I recommend not buying any electronics because you just might be inheriting someone's problems.

It would be unfair to genuine folks who legitimately hustle for their money not to learn from my terrible ordeal.
Wow! I have transacted with her a couple of times and she was very genuine. something must be wrong somewhere, but then, let's wait to hear it boss.
Technology MarketRe: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Cutezt(m): 11:42pm On Dec 07, 2021
Alexa320:
Please a self contain is needed on the island. Around ilaje to Abraham adesanya.

Budget 200k
Omo no suffer yasef, you ain't getting anything good at that price, even Lakowe axis, you still won't get anything good at that price sef talk more of Adesanya/Illaje. Well, you may get something manageable at Illaje sha, but be ready to close before 7pm everyday or Ajah boys go do you shege.
Technology MarketRe: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Cutezt(m): 11:36pm On Dec 07, 2021
dvkot:
Solid wood children wardrobe and solid wood TV shelf both old but the can be refurbished to new ones... Both for at 12k
OMO X10000 grin grin grin
TravelRe: What's The Wildest Thing Your Eyes Have Ever Seen In Lagos? by Cutezt(m): 6:12pm On Dec 07, 2021
I was around jakande bus stop and a moving bus was passing in front of me with full speed, next thing I see the door don comot fall for ground and the car still dey move. grin

Omo too much madness in Lagos.
Technology MarketRe: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Cutezt(m): 2:10am On Dec 06, 2021
addictedwriter:
*Off topic*
Please does anyone here have an idea how stable electricity is in Epe? I want to move there this month. I'm looking at noforija but I have my fears about electricity in this area. Any area better pls? Suggestions will never be taken for granted. Thanks
The last time I was at Epe, I was told that e be like dem swear for Epe people when it comes to light cos they Hardly have light, I'll be going around there Tuesday tho and will enquire to see if things have changed.
AutosRe: N1,200,000 or Less Tokunbo Cars by Cutezt(m): 1:12am On Dec 06, 2021
Any time I am less busy, I usually come to this thread to see cars and their prices, e get as e dey motivate me to work harder. I Don taya for leggediz Benz for this Lagos so, I need to buy my own motor.

Las las God go run am cool cool
Technology MarketRe: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Cutezt(m): 8:40am On Dec 02, 2021
incogni2o:
These items for sale

1. Shop window

2. Sliding Gate

3. Shelves

4. Showing Glass plus cupboard
How much for the show glass/cupboard and what location?

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