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QueenOfNepal:
You want to guess the age of this Aunty from afar


You will get it right in 15yrs time

QueenOfNepal:
i couldn't read it before you modified it

QueenOfNepal:
because the last one happened same time

QueenOfNepal:
Believe


If 15million people can belive that buhari without certificate can make Nigeria an Eldorado then why can't you believe a Sister

QueenOfNepal:
Because that's when we do have linear thoughts



What am i saying this morning

teelaw4life:
Lol...i like your thought pattern, i like you, i like your moniker.

QueenOfNepal:
Nope, we only thought alike for that 15seconds and it happens once in 15 years

QueenOfNepal:
It's because George Nestor doesn't stay in Nigeria so he couldn't explain it very well. The Kenyan was talking about Nigeria

QueenOfNepal:
The road will only be fixed on paper under this buhari regimee while his foot soldiers will continue to harass you that buhari fixed the road but IPOB member destroyed it to tarnish the image of buhari

mrMeen:
can you guys read at all she sold the damn thing for 7 million.

sonofluc1fer:
Which God? The one that 3 nails killed ?

ZandhaZaraZ:
Prison break. I've escaped my jail.

ZandhaZaraZ:
Lol. Of course, we're in the last days.

Good morming. How was your night?

Brugo:
Lol. Timi could not even mask his contempt for Daddy freeze. He even openly revealed that he had been waiting for a moment to antagonise like a child waiting for a toy? Wow. This contempt is intense!

Freeze only pointed out the loopholes in Timi's blanket statement but my guy don vex carry another unrelated matter enter argument. We are talking about divorce here and not tithe. Anyway, if you have been stewing in one corner hoping for freeze to cross your path, well, it would be obvious in your outburst. You can't hide strong emotions.

Now, on to Timi's previous absolute statement.

There are some people who (because of their unfortunate circumstances in marriage) would view Timi's sharp admonition against divorce, as demon-inspired. He who wears the shoe knows where it pinches.

You should refrain from issuing generalisations especially when the going is smooth for you. It is a little shy of gloating.

It is amusing that all of a sudden, Timi, whose marriage is still young, is dishing blame to divorcees. Mr man, your wife is the reason you can talk like this. If she were a pretender who only showed you her true colour after marriage, my guy, you go humble. If your wife one day, decided that she could no longer put up with a recurrent flaw of yours and filed for divorce, should we then say you were immature, impatient and incomplete when you got married?

There are brilliant business minds, great administrators, successful leaders who somehow failed early in marriage. Should we label them incomplete and immature human beings and forget their proven interpersonal skills in business (a field where loyalties unlike in marriage, can switch easily)?

Let us refrain from making general statements on sensitive issues. Who plans to get married only to be divorced? Be thankful if your marriage is pleasant.

Deeldorado:
Madam, could you go and answer me? Morning.

sonofluc1fer:
oh, i thought u wanted the continuation. will work on it sometime. should be free from next week. hope to update some of these stories. move them to a blog or something.

sonofluc1fer:


https://www.nairaland.com/2989687/how-jesus-died-sins-road/1#43906955

sonofluc1fer:
The Son of God was born on the 25th day of December, in the year 0. Zero was also the number of agemates he would grow up with - they were all slaughtered on King Herod's number. Luckily, Joseph was given a warning by two angels, and he escaped with his family to Egypt.

When the dust had settled, they moved back to Nazareth, a small dull city on the Northside of Galilee. Baby Jesus grew up quickly and fell in love with reading - he read all kinds of books from 'Tales from the Mediterranean' to 'Songs from Onitsha Forest'

He loved to visit the temples in his days, because they were the only place where any true reading was done. He read about his ancestors - David, a great Israeli Warrior who had killed a giant with a tiny stone. He fell in love with his Father Yawheh and always sought his presence.

Then one day, 30 years after he was born, Yawheh opened the windows of heaven, and sent a dove down while Jesus being baptized in the village stream.

The dove flew down, shining in all its white, pure splendour, sending golden rays like the sun, across the face of Jesus. And all who were involved in one business or the other around the lake that day, heard a deep bass voice thunder from above.

'Na my pikin be that. Na im dey do me yanfuyfanfu for body.'


The salvation of mankind was now set in motion.

sonofluc1fer:
Have so many I haven't finished. half of this board wanna kill me for that.
https://www.nairaland.com/2989687/how-jesus-died-sins-road#43768740

I need a manager.

sonofluc1fer:
na, you can ask. just don't tease me too much.