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Gaming / Re: Unreal Tournament Crashes On My PC by dakmanzero(m): 6:47am On Jul 29, 2007
Kai!

oyb u be hardcore ooooo

u shoulda just asked us here and one of us would jejely give u a nice folder with full game, cfg files pre-modded and everything ready to go! Chei!

Then as for hl2 killing your PC, believe-that is what happened. My radeon 9200 died because of HL2. Actually it died because of NEPA, but it only went crazy when hl2 caused it to spin its fan up to max power. My old PSU also died because of HL2- power overload when i plugged in a 9800 to handle the game. Then My old 100gig hard drive went berserk due to the PSU's instability.

Kai. Gaming, eh?

episode 2 isnt out yet, episode 1 is very much out, but why dont u actually buy episode 2? I think its a good deal: there are four (FOUR) games built into the original DVD, plus STEAM membership which has many benefits. It will be out next month and pc outlet will probably carry it for 8k or something. sounds like much, but d=for hl2, eps1,eps2, team fortress and cs:source plus the ability to download and play thousands of FREE mods, dont u think it beats otigba combat? be aware you'll need an internet connection to enable it though.

Gbade.x:

Search for the full game and play. No excuses on the D-day. Also tell me what bots, difficulty levels and maps are on the demo? I'd like to know how much it is REALLY preparing you for your baptism of fire!

destructive tendency outlet: only when playing at the newbie level. When you get into the ZONE, you wont even see the giblets anymore. Its just you, your enemy, your weapon, your environment, with the sights and sounds as your guide.

A glorious fusion of man and machine

A consensual hallucination superior to any pathetic chemical substitute

A blessed union of souls- a contract between spirit and software- a divine agreement to exist- but only on the terms of the barrel of a gun

Mutually assured destruction made whole by endless turning of the wheel of ressurection: the true circle of life.




Glorious!
Romance / Re: What if Your Boyfriend Beats You A Lot? by dakmanzero(m): 8:37am On Jul 25, 2007
BlackMamba:

Women get beat because they allow it. It's a choice and that's why it's still prevalent. I have no pity for those that choose to stay. You never know the reason behind some choices. Gives her orgasm, may be.

Strangely enough, some crazy person once mentioned this as her reason for 'asking for it',

She said it was always sweeter after a fight

?!?!!!!


Women can be weird.
Gaming / Re: Unreal Tournament Crashes On My PC by dakmanzero(m): 8:33am On Jul 25, 2007
@gbade

I'm glad you are playing Q3 demo!

I advice you to stick at it. Let me tell you why- it makes you feel like u are slow *precisely because* UT is SLOW!!!!

so YOU ARE SLOW!

The reason why i have been bragging about killing you with so much confidence is because I know for a fact that I will, simply because i went through a long gruelling learning process with Q3 that resulted in me developing the skills neccesary to face the bots equally on nightmare difficulty. I have no problems against bots on any map on hardcore, and I have finished the game once on nightmare. Please practice on the dredwerkz, and daemia/hossman on tier 2. Also aim to beat ranger consistently on hardcore. Once u get to that level, your speed will be such that you will realise *why* i can be such a cocky arrogant arse-hole about winning on UT

to be honest, I'm looking forward to our game just to initiate you into the REAL world of FPS cheesy

I dont take pleasure in just sitting down and killing someone over and over. But if you get good enough to beat ranger on hardcore in q3, you have succesfully initiated yourself! And ill need to start taking the competition seriously, shocked shocked shocked


finally, as per graphics, I think your P may be the issue. UT looks better on low end PCs, while Q3 is optimized for fast graphics accelerators. Design and art- wise, UT is clearly superior, but technically Q3 has far superior graphics.

Google 'thresh' and 'quake bible' online to get a primer on some of the advanced techniques of quake.


Remember- quake is purity
Gaming / Re: Please I Need Psp Games: Anybody Wanna Sell? by dakmanzero(m): 3:36pm On Jul 24, 2007
GOW was demo'd at E3

that demo could have leaked

No pirated umds, true, but remember most of these guys here are dealing with ISO files they transfer to memory sticks

I can re-brand prince of persia revelations to God of war using UMDGEN and PBP tools no sweat.

I'm sure some smart pirate has done that and fooled all these people into thinking they have god of war on psp!


Yes, pheesayour has been scammed. Very sad. But he paid less than if he bought it legit, anyway.
Music/Radio / Re: Rihanna's Umbrella by dakmanzero(m): 7:43am On Jul 24, 2007
I thought Jewel was still relevant until she tried that 'Intuition' nonsense.

At least she was smart enough to dress it up as satire angry

Disgraceful!!!!!
Music/Radio / Re: Rihanna's Umbrella by dakmanzero(m): 8:22am On Jul 23, 2007
Madonna's clothes kept coming off, and now she's one of the top dogs in the business

Jewel remained nice and chaste and pure, and she's now irrelevant

conclusion: success and taking off your clothes on screen have no relationship whatesoever.

It just means that the path to success will be different, if not necessarily easier or more difficult. Missy would have a hard time of it if she stripped naked on screen (Ugh!!!!!) and janet jackson wouldnt have 1/3 as many fans if she kept her boobies to herself.

If rihanna can keep up the 'long legged beauty' schtick, she has a shot. If she fails to keep on the right side of 'cheap slut' she may regret it, but honestly, its HER talent, she should use it accordingly. I mean, just look at Beyonce. Hardly the best voice in destiny's child, but NONE can compare to her as far as looks are concerned, and she has done worse than rihanna
Music/Radio / Re: Rihanna's Umbrella by dakmanzero(m): 7:23am On Jul 23, 2007
Everbright:

Up Umbrella LOL tongue



shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked

Up Umbrella!!!!

Indecent exposure!!!!

Holy Ghost Fire!!!!
Romance / Re: What if Your Boyfriend Beats You A Lot? by dakmanzero(m): 7:01am On Jul 23, 2007
common sense says:

If some person you *dont have to be with* is beating you up, move away from said person and get yourself protection from him/her.


ludicrously confusing feminine lovey-dovey 'logic' says:

If he's beating me, maybe I'm doing something wrong.


Now, obviously wife/girlfriend beaters enjoy beating women up. Soooooooo if u (wife beaters) are lucky to find some girl daft enough to stand around and take your shit, then I say this to you:


"BEAT 'EM UP, GUYS!!!! GOOOOO FOR BROKE!!!!" grin grin grin cheesy

One day she will wake up and dump your arse. Unfortunately because this is an unfair and unjust world, she probably wont have the stones to cut your balls off when she's leaving, so you'll probably just find another punching bag. sad
Music/Radio / Re: Rihanna's Umbrella by dakmanzero(m): 6:55am On Jul 23, 2007
lol.

First, she *clarely* says 'come into me'. Go check the lyrics. Sorry, pure-whites, the world isnt squeaky clean cheesy

Secondly, one of the things I love most about the song is its dual interpretation.

(a) Umbrella: the umbrella of her protection- signifies continued friendship and protection due to her new status as miss moneybags
(b) Umbrella: To put ot bluntly, her skirt. Her very very short skirt.

Before you pounce on me with vindication and righteous anger, i implore u to go read the lyrics, first time with (a) interpretation, and then with (b). You just may be surprised! cheesy

lol. As jay z says 'No clouds in ma storrrrrrm!!!!!'


Rh: 'Its raining! Come into me!' grin
Culture / Re: Are You Proud To Be A Nigerian? by dakmanzero(m): 8:20am On Jul 22, 2007
soulpatrol:

@mellow. i totally feel u on that one. if anything i wish i could make a difference, make myself useful to my country so i can beat my chest with pride, but na lie, which opportunity are we ever given? granted, we shouldn't wait  for the country to do something for us, but vice versa, but u know say your life go dey on the line if u try. for a poor student who has such a bright vision to get through school alone is frustrating, at the end of the day u just want nothing to do with the system. they frustrate u into leaving the country. why won't people run away? u try to bring new fresh ideas in, and the people that forever hate changes will block u from doing so. God help us, how can u help a country that doesn't want to be helped. i'm sure even God has given up on us.  :-


I second that 100%

The majority of our problems begin in the schools. The educators are so bitter and disillusioned that they maliciously transfer their ill-feelings to the students and kill whatever chances we may have of reform before they are even fully formed.

Students enter school filled with hopes and dreams, and graduate as jaded individuals for whom the end justifies the means, any which way, just substituting grades for cash.

The schools dont reward vision. They reward dogged selfish single minded opportunism and 'hustling'.

A nation of hustlers is a banana republic. A nation only in name.

What Nigerian is really proud to be Nigerian? we are just fooling ourselves. You may be proud to be an 'Ajayi' or an 'Okafor' or an 'Edo' but a Nigerian? when we hate each other so much? I'm not sure.
TV/Movies / Re: Your Top 3 Animated Movies Of All Time by dakmanzero(m): 11:42am On Jul 21, 2007
If you feel you have seen fights I BEG YOU to locate and watch

Rurouni kenshin:tsuroku hen

Also known as the Kenshin OVA.
Gaming / Re: Game Console: Ps3 Or Xbox 360 Elite by dakmanzero(m): 11:37am On Jul 21, 2007
Hmmm. considering I have a 360 already, I wouldnt turn a ps3 down as a gift, if only for ninja gaiden sigma.

However if I didnt have a console, and I wouldnt be able to afford one, I'd go for a 360 any day. At least if i decide i want a ps3 later, i can sell it at close to costprice and buy one. However trying to sell a secondhand ps3 is madness, everyone's keeping away from it at the moment.

At the moment, 360 is far ahead of both the wii and ps3 in sales and instal base. The ps3 has had almost a year under its belt and has not matched 360's performance same time last year. Making matters worse, 360s are selling at a faster rate than ps3, widening the gap even further. The wii is selling faster than 360, but hasnt caught up yet, and anyway is in a different market.

In short, if you want a console that is guaranteed to be relevant for the next 2 years, go for 360.

Ps3 could drop dead any day now. Ken kutaragi has been fired from sony for messing it up, and already kaz hirai has annoyed ps3 owners by dropping the price less than a year after launch. Also, he is downgrading the ps3 hardware so new ps3's are actually lower value.

Making matters worse, almost every ps3-specific game announced at launch has moved over to the 360. Only a few are still ps3-exclusive. However there ae many 360 games that are not on ps3.

Making matters even worse, the games out at the moment are superior on 360, despite ps3's supposed greater power. developers claim the ps3 is difficult to program. If you remember, the saturn was more powerful than the ps1 but games were always better on ps1 because the saturn was so hard to program.

Yet another point against the ps3 is EA sports an 2K games claiming that all sports games will be 60 frames per second on 360 and 30 fps on ps3. In short, 360 versions will be more powerful- and this is for future games. The ps3 has issues with texture memory, it seems.

So far, only one game looks like it will be better looking on ps3- burnout paradise. We are all waiting eagerly for this so we can finally see what the ps3 is supposedly able to deliver.

Even MGS4 may move to 360- Kazui mentioned that the price drop of ps3 was too little and he may consider 'taking some steps' to widen the audience.

Devil may cry 4 and GTA4 are already on 360, with special 360-only features.

Only someone who is completely ignoring the game market nowadays will claim the ps3 is a beter buy than the 360.



Points in favour of the ps3:

1) ps2's are still being bought. There is still the (remote) possibility that many ps2 owners may yet upgrade. Hopefully the price will come down by then

2) Blu-ray. The ps3 is the cheapest bluray player out there. But to benefit from bluray you need a bigscreen Hi-def tv and expensive bluray movies.

3) Hard drive. The 360 has a hard drive also, but MS has restrictions on hpow it can be used because not all 360s come with a hard drive. The ps3 has a hard drive compulsorily so its likely some games will benefit.None have as yet, though.

4) Blu-ray for games. The bluray means in theory, bigger games can be made for ps3 than 360. But thats just theory. So far, nothing has been made that doesnt fit nicely on a 360 DVD9.


So there you have it. 360 beats ps3 any day.perhaps in 1 years time ps3 may catch up, but for now 360 is where the joy is at.
Romance / Re: Would You Marry An Ugly Rich Man or A Handsome Poor Man? by dakmanzero(m): 11:22am On Jul 21, 2007
smile76:


by the way am no a gold diggerooooo

Yes you are smiley

And its nothing to be ashamed of. Its like a guy claiming he doesnt like boobs n arse!
Gaming / Re: Your Best And Worst RPG Games? by dakmanzero(m): 3:01pm On Jul 19, 2007
@echowords

is that shin megami tensei?

@Azanor

Hellgate london looks promising, but the PC required will be able to fly a space shuttle to mars.

I'm more interested in these upcoming rpgs:

Fable 2- the hero never dies! But if you lose a fight and refuse to bribe the enemy, you'll be scarred till the end of the game! Great idea!

Mass Effect- you can direct the conversations in real time by selecting your characters emotions, and the whole story is affected by your actions, good or evil! Having played and enjoyed jade empire, i am really excited for this one!



I'm not so interested in lost oddysey and final fantasy 13. Final fantasy 12 bored me to sleep repeatedly, so i feel Jap rpgs may be losing it for me.
Gaming / Re: Game Console: Ps3 Or Xbox 360 Elite by dakmanzero(m): 2:49pm On Jul 19, 2007
@MSY

Jackal has just led you down the path of dissapointment.

I hope you went and did proper research before you wasted your free gift on a PS3.

At the moment, the ps3 is the worst performing of all three new consoles, and almost all games are better on the 360. Hopefully burnout paradise will be better on ps3, but that remains to be seen.
Gaming / Re: Please I Need Psp Games: Anybody Wanna Sell? by dakmanzero(m): 2:46pm On Jul 19, 2007
@pheesayour

be careful. Seun doesnt like discussions about illegal stuff on nairaland. You could get banned. @sniperwolf as well, take care.

Also sniperwolf, no-one says you shouldnt go ahead and make money on stuff that you stole from the Internet. Afterall we Nigerians are all bloody remorseless criminals and thieving b@stards. angry

Just dont advertise them here.

@tp

He may have a point as per god of war, the preview build may have been leaked and some pirates are selling it as 'god of war'. They may also sell prince of persia revelations with some fake title screens, etc and re-named it 'god of war'. Ive seen such nonsense already.

However the real god of war:chains of olympus is not yet out, so everyone hold your breath.
Gaming / Re: Unreal Tournament Crashes On My PC by dakmanzero(m): 2:41pm On Jul 19, 2007
space and power? what location? we need a place that gbade can easily reach. And u are welcome to join in! LAN=the more the merrier!
Gaming / Re: Best Fighting Game Of All Time? by dakmanzero(m): 2:56pm On Jul 18, 2007
dont bother.

Ive done the hard work for you already. Broke the bank to pay god knows how much for online DOA4, no joy.

why?

online gaming is not bandwidth dependent. Its latency dependent. And in Nigeria we have low latency connections to EVERYWHERE, even locally, because we dont have a proper IXP for the country.

No matter how high the bandwidth, your latency will still be dismal.

A friend told me he was seeing sub 60ms pings at RELTEL head office. whether this carries over to their consumer lines remains a mystery, but beware, 60ms is still dismal as far as online gaming goes. And remember, your opponents latency will add up to make yours a trul miserable gaming experience.

In short- forget online gaming in 9ja, at least for now. If we get an ixp, then online pc gaming will become a reality. XBOX LIVE will still remain a pipedream however, unless we get regional servers, which is unlikely.


As a result, i probably wont be spending loads of money to get SC4, or any other fighting game for that matter. DOA4 is sufficient for now, and not even the mighty silicone infusion namco has pumped into the bazooka-like breasts of Ivy can lure me to SC.
Gaming / Re: Best Fighting Game Of All Time? by dakmanzero(m): 1:36pm On Jul 17, 2007
@Lushous

Thats the problem I have with tekken, why i dont play at an expert level anymore.

Its all about the routines and patterns. Tekken is at a point where you have to cram the best routines and bust them out like clockwork or you'll just get killed even by someone who isnt paying attention. It doesn't challenge the raw skill, reflexes and reactions of the player until 2 people of equal experience are playing, and even then, after 30mins when una don learn each others game it just becomes a boring stalemate.

In streetfighter, there were many excellent routines and paterns, but your delivery mattered- be even 1 millisecond off in your input and you'd fail. this meant that someof the best patters were so hard to do the risk was high, and easy patterns were usually not very good but 'safe'. So at the end, the more skilful player wins, not just the guy that spent hours jacking cheat books and move lists. Look at guile. just 2 moves but the strategies can fill a book.

That's why I prefer faster games like soulcalibur,VF and DOA4. in those games, delivery and risk+reward have a higher premium. DOA is my favourite because it has a HIGH element of PURE LUCK that means even a novice can give a pro a challenge. of course this means it is useless as a serious tournament game but in these days when its so hard to find people who play fighting games, its better than just sitting down, bored, killing everybody on tekken then one guy comes on holiday from kafanchan and uses yoshimitsu to terrorise u for 1 day.

There are many times ive gone to game-houses or 'chambers' where the players were all obviously so much better than me but i kept killing them just because i was using xiaoyu routines they were not familiar with. Of course once they start to get the gist I'd have some important thing to do elsewhere cheesy

on soulcalibur however, if someone is better than me they will kill me regardless of 'strategy'. if u can GI you can GI and SC is all about reactions. Even if a guy doesnt know your routines, he can read you by looking at the animation of your character. THAT is soulcalibur.
Gaming / Re: Unreal Tournament Crashes On My PC by dakmanzero(m): 1:22pm On Jul 17, 2007
ol boy

you cant play fear on that computer.

fear still challenges modern PCs.

Its a playstation 3 game dammit! even the ps3 struggles with it.
Gaming / Re: Anyone Know How To Run Half Life 2 On A Pc Wthout Internet Connection by dakmanzero(m): 10:58am On Jul 09, 2007
Is your copy original?

If so, then you need an internet connection to activate it, after which you will be able to play it without connecting.

Sorry, just part of valve's copy-protection measures.
Travel / Re: Nigerians In The UK Are So Stingy by dakmanzero(m): 9:15am On Jul 07, 2007
Hmmm.

When I first read this thread the general vibe was

'we appear to be stingy because life here in the UK is hard, and hectic, with no time for yourself and everything locked to a busy schedule, and our #3000 salaries are slashed to #900 by all the horrible bills and charges and taxes we have to pay, so we arfe suffering and cant afford to treat you guys as poor cousins!'

I then asked why a person would stay in the UK when life there is so hard and impossible. There were a few replies, but the general vibe became

'we stay here because life is more stable and secure, there are more personal comforts, getting a good car, tv, etc is much easier- infrastructure is better and life is i general much more rewarding'

Not *entirely* contradictory

But still, I *do* smell a faint whiff of , shall we say, doublespeak?

Of course, since no-one on this thread has anything to gain by confusing the masses, the reason for this is obviously my own lack of knowledge. Please help me rectify this by answering these little questions?

a) When you say you are strangled to an inch of your life by utility bills and taxes, would you say that at the end of the day you have more actual cash in hand than you would if you were in Nigeria, doing the same amount of work?

Please take into account that most jobs worth having in 9ja force you to keep insane hours.
Also understand that taxation and utility bills in 9ja are either so tiny as to be insignificant, or easily dodged, so you get to keep most of your salary.
Factor in the cost of Generator fuel, etc when comparing your electricity utility bills, and the cost of police bribes when comparing car insurance, documentation, etc.


b) Some people complain about car insurance. Would you say that, considering the price of purchase/upkeep of similar cars in Nigeria, you are paying *more* or *less* than the guy who buys his car and uses it in Nigeria?



Please answer these. It will help add some perspective to the many valid points raised here.

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Gaming / Re: Unreal Tournament Crashes On My PC by dakmanzero(m): 8:54am On Jul 07, 2007
Ok, UT confirmed, dm-turbine and dm-codex.

Try n play quake2/quake3 and hit me up with your favourite maps from there as well.

Looking forward to some quality LANning!

Hopefully I'll be able to get a good place/time/venue. If its large enough, we could even invite some others for some quality CTF/team deathmatch, though for now we shouldnt rush, lololol!

later
Health / Re: Marriage And The Sickle Cell Genotype Issue by dakmanzero(m): 8:52am On Jul 07, 2007
@dd

Typical. I expect nothing less from YOU. And to think I once thought you were going through a bad time. Seems like this is the real you afterall.

Since you have nothing sensible to say, you simply ignored the facts and proceeded to run your mouth like the empty barrel you are.

Since you have chosen to ignore the issues, I shall simply neglect to press them further. Those who have brains in their heads obviously understand what I'm saying, and unless you can properly refute my points, they stand unchallenged.



@squiggz

Be very very careful about responding to Davidylan. I suggest you go and check his posting history to make sure you *really* want to argue any topic with him. If you continue to feed him with responses, he will turn this thread into an endless argument riddled with personal insults and braindead arguments. I'm not slandering him- the proof is there. we *all* have posting histories on Nairaland that are public and easy for anyone to see. Just tak a look and judge for yourself.

If you feel you can have a rational discussion with him, you are welcome to try. Afterall, he called you 'Dear', maybe he has a soft spot for you?
Gaming / Re: Best Fighting Game Of All Time? by dakmanzero(m): 8:39am On Jul 07, 2007
@j-girl

I think you mean Heihachi's father in tekken 5 :-)

Female characters are my first choice, because my top character in streetfighter is, has always been and will forever remain Chun-li. Other fighting games just copy her style (speed, agility, quick grabs, low power) and so, I usually know that when i pick a female chara, I'm essentially using chul-li.

Because I need to 'show' people who just depend on cheap overpowered characters who's boss, I also play Ryu, and I choose the 'clones' of him in other fighting games as my 'backup' for when someone appears who chunli/chunli clone just cant beat. This means the mishimas in tekken, the ninjas in mortal kombat/doa4. In short, the boring characters! grin
Travel / Re: Nigerians In The UK Are So Stingy by dakmanzero(m): 8:38am On Jul 04, 2007
To all the suffering, struggling, one-room-apartment-living, hypertnsive, miserable, over-taxed, slave-driven Janded Nigerians out there.

I have one question.

Why not return home?

I need Honest responses. Honest. If there is ANYTHING about that terrible, dead-end lifestyle over there that is strong enough to keep you from Nigeria, I'd like to know.

U people should know that employers would pay you =N=millions for your accent and work experience papers alone. So what keeps you there?

Kindly respond.

*If* there's anything that makes life in jand more comfortable than life here in 9ja, please mention it!

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