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edwife:
I can shop until I drop!

I don't like shopping for clothes and shoes online,unless it is a designer...I like touching what i buy,quality is very important for me,even though i don't try out clothes but shoes I do...Very very important

Don't worry Dami,once you go shopping with me,you will love it ,I am the best companion you can asked for...

I know your type ;Dbelieve me you will be the one to hate me .after one hour once you ask ' do you think I should pick this or this ' you will just be hearing 'they are both nice' after 2 hrs it's just 'uhm Uhm or 'just pick one and let's go am tired joor' after 3 hrs am outside ;DSo many times that I left my friends and headed back home I have never seen window shopping as a form of leisure its punishment to me.Those girls will have £40(and we want to chop out of that £40 o) and say lets go to the west end for a day out their own west end is not seeing a show or musical o but walking around and punishing themselves staring at things they can't afford

I can buy anything online.I even do my big grocery shop online (lazy girl I know ) I just go into the shops to top up on fresh stuff veg fruits milk etc.When I go into the shops I almost always know what I am going into get,yeah I do the odd bit of impulse shopping but most times I know what i want.i will say I need black courts and believe me I will,only go to shops where I might get black courts.Even my mum says I shop like a man When she visits we can fight ehn.Thank God she knows her way around she just Jejely goes on her own cos I ain't got got time to be traipsing around shops.

chaircover:
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Please those that have already taken one give others a chance
Also please only take one . . . be fair to others.
Dont because of N100 invite negetivity to yourself.
The people giving these things out have asked that you only take one and to give others a chance, please abide by their wishes. Thank you

Tayour & Damiso thanks for the support
God bless you

God bless you too

Edwife sorry o but why I am even saying sorry sebi you enjoyed it.

..I hate shopping(very untypical for a woman I know) and by shopping I mean walking around ,being on queues, trying on stuff grrrrrr not me at all.I remember my days as a single my friends used to hate taking me along on their shopping expeditions.I had one oh my gosh that girl could shop for Africa.Come and see her begging for your kilos when she has used up all hers plus one excess baggage.Till today I hate Oxford street bond street and the likes cos of those girls ***sighs those were the days I enjoyed myself sha ***

God bless the person who thought of online shopping.

You know as a teenager when you feel you would NEVER EVER be like your mum and you would be a 'cool understanding hip' mum This evening my daughter asked me 'mum why do you always add OLUWA(her full name) when you are talking in your not so happy voice' I laughed ehn cos it took me back to my childhood if my mum calls you by your full name you are in trouble,full name and Muslim name Haa that one is serious trouble, if it is then your full name Muslim name and SURNAME then you are dead I don dey become the woman small small be that o

opella:
Thanks dear, I got the mtn. Merry Xmas

Same to you..

chaircover:
Mehnnnnnn!!!!!!
Was in Marks and Spencers at 8.10am

They nearly trampled me o!

And you know you cant push OAP's . . . . .

Chei my eye see pepper today . .

If you see the queue at our local post office I almost turned back but I had no choice as today is last day for First Class.

Na wa OAP sef dey push and shove o ga o...I want to buy Fresh Salmon and thinking of buying it on Tuesday or Wednesday so I don't have to freeze but e be like say I go do am earlier going to those shops is like going on a pilgrimage.

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Ok here goes for those with the fastest fingers abeg pls let others know if you have loaded it

Alot of people have said alot but my own lil two kobo: know and understand your OWN spouse and relationship. Try not to model your marriage or relationship based on other people's relationships or experiences especially as we are all individuals.Even your parent's marriage (no matter how blissful or terrible) will not be the same as yours so know your spouse.What my husband sees as a big deal might be nothing to another man and what my husband sees as nothing might be a big deal to that other man.Ditto wives.

Pls in Cambodia where I go to school (yeah I just did that ) we don't know what Olosho, Orijin, Alomo, Oroki, KaiKai, Akpeteshe, burukutu, tombo etc means can I have translations pls.

Hello everyone...Need to go out to get some bits and I am dreading the chaos that most shops will be in.Serves me right for procrastinating.

naijababe:
Gbewudani = man who wears the skirt in the house

As from today CC Naijababe is the new translator.

chaircover:
Yes oooo
why do you think im lookinh for okro grater?
ila alaspo wan land with pomo from bodija market and fish from lokoja
U think say na only prayer warrior and sex one dey use keep man

chaircover:
On the other hand, some wives mothers are pepper and the man is turned into a gbewudani . . .Damiso oya o come and translate

Especially when the guy marrys into a richer family (did I say that right) . . . . .I mean when fisherman son marrys senators daughter . . .

Or the wifes daddy got a job and bought a car for SIL . . .

Before Alutacontinua and naijababe abuse me
again . ..
yoruba is not a very literal language joor everything has an inferred meaning.

Ok let me try literal meaning of gbewudani is pls hold my clothes for me but the inferred meaning is a (what is the preferred NL word again) ehen womanliness *rolls eyes* whipped brother .Man who is more or less now an errand boy.

NL will not kee me which wan is wolileader again

CC welcome to the Lazy wives club seeing as you have monopolised the other avenues for owo ile esp in this fun room we ought to tax you heavily for that info

naijababe should have collected induction fees before divulging our '5 minute okra' secrets

Madam chaircover abeg add Lyca and Lebara naaa..Abi dem say NID no like awoof too
Just joking

God bless you all who have given out one way or the other and made people happy thiis season..

Might also add some later not today though

God bless you all for putting a smile on someone's face..Pickabeau well done thank you for taking care of logistics part God bless you..

naijababe:
Damiso, is ara oko isale eko

You know we lagos girls only speak 'mide mide' yoruba as my grandmum used to call it

chaircover:
jenny how are you?
hope you were not affected by the siege
I was thinking about you
a o ni ba ojo olojo lo o
damiso please translate jare. . .that Jaybee3 is rubbish, He can only say wa/come in yoruba

BTW who killed those hostages? the crazed man or the police? No one is saying anything about that

It means we won't go on the day of another( I think CC) my interpretation skills are not that tip top

Watching Sky news and i don't get this Taliban people ' children who were sent to school by their parents this morning are now dead' very sad.I used to be a Muslim and I don't get all this Children ,children nitori Oloun and even fellow Muslim children

Sorry For the rant guys...I just hate when people 's lives esp children are just wasted anyhow.Sandy hook,chibok etc always have this effect on me.


R231 abeg where do you get all this your pictures

naijababe:
Dami, you don't even know the half of it. Their list sef na die! My daughter has a website where she checks the countdown and she checks everyday!

smart girl my own neva reach website but her list of 'wants' has miraculously grown from lat year.

But seriously I am the only one a bit worried about how many gifts our kids tend to get? I did a toy clearout the other day in preparation for the new ones and I filled two large bin bags..Clothes nko? I think Christmas in the west is too gift centric I wanted to do just 3 gifts for each of them this yr but right now I have faar exceeded that

naijababe:
Jenny!!!! Where you jam that letter ?
see me laughing like hyena inside office!
Don! Gbogbo IJ big boy! Ki lo npopping! Money for chicken don complete abi? How you hustle?
House, my kids are driving me crazy with Xmas hoopla. I want to become Mrs Scrooge

'Madam the grinch who stole christmas' you better shake bodi for my babies..Abeg one can only be a child once.

I was like that at the beginning of the month esp as na us dey host this yr I just dey frown anyhow (lazy wife things you know ) but my daughters Christmas spirit has proved to be contagious r..Him don even infect hin papa when I saw his liquor/wine list I jejely passed him my tesco online shopping details omuti No be ontop my teetotaler head you go come carry gbese.All these my inlaws who think christmas=drinking galore.

alutacontinua:
hehehe
I'm taking a break from series now
More like my gadgets are misbehaving so, anyone I don't get to be around when it airs on tv

I might go back to homeland on your recommendation though but that episode totally pissed me off

Donxavier, welcome back

You should. .I am really loving Quin in this season he is sort of making up for no brody

Alutacontinua I have gone back o..Homeland I mean..improved since the Paedophile Episode

Ideally (I know life Is not ideal sha) in a marriage it should be 'OUR' house.All this 'my' 'her' house things .'he'or 'she'might contribute the lion share to the property acquisition but it's meant to be 'our' house.

That said, I really don't blame women who want to have their own property esp with the 'all men are polygamous crew'.

EfemenaXY:
No worries dear.

I think, Lidl might have some. It might be worth a look. I usually have a no-no stance to sweets, chewing gums, peppermints and all those sugary stuff. Only exception to that list are chocolates, but for special occasions. Those candy sticks were a rare treat.



***Unfolds old mat...***

Ok that's true will try them as well.i am very strict about sweets as well( I am forever chucking party bag contents in the bin ) but they look so pretty on the tree.My daughter decided to start handing them out at church today. that girl will soon give me out one day her kain giving spirit ehn.

EfemenaXY:
Eds, me, I prefer the angel any day any time over the star. I especially went out shopping for one. It was so lovely. Angelic even, but a bit on the heavy side. She kinda tipped the tip of my 6 foot tree. Never knew angels could be obese under those wings and gowns...
Re: village stream, ah..ah.. how can it be moi, when I'm the one doing the asking na?
Lol @ derailing. Guilty as charged ma'am
I got those candy sticks by chance from my local Poundland / Poundsaver shop. Was browsing for extra decorations to place on my tree when I came across them. The smaller sized ones were half a dozen per packet, so I bought two packs. Yep, I got some "nibblers" nibbling away but still had at least one per child left by Christmas day.

Thank you will check all the Pound and 99p places

Efe abeg (sorry to derail but you guys have actually done that sef ) I need to get more candy canes for my tree. What store did you get them from? Got these at Iceland and my lil madam decided to do father christmas with them gone back to my local Iceland and they have no more.I checked asda,Tesco, sainsburys (our local one is small).this is one of the last four that I have placed an embargo on my son is looking at me like "whats her problem" with the way I keep snatching them off them.

passionate88:
Nothing... You are right, but then.........

I know its harder said than done though..I watched that Ugandan Nanny Video and I was it wondering what my reaction would have been if it was my child I am normally not prone to physical violence but my kids bring out one kain emotion in me so I get that your 'but then'

That said we need to try to keep emotions in check by not reacting with our fists or lashing out all the time.

passionate88:
You no ask am wetin him do wey make him wife react like that?.

Nothing justifies assault...

redcliff:
Gone to where?

Getting a separation. I am not a fan of threatening your spouse with divorce or separation but sometimes it is inevitable.

Good that you reported her to her family and not yours.

What she did was soo wrong on all levels..well done for having the self restraint not to retaliate and being the bigger person.

I think you need to have a heart to heart Frank Mature Firm Talk with her.Tell her you will not tolerate assault from her and let her know you mean it.

You have to nip that kind of behaviour in the bud ASAP. Is this the first time she has reacted in such a manner?

***Modified*** just read you have been married for 4 yrs and this is the second time.

Let her know if it EVER EVER happens again you are gone.

Awwww..kudos to him.Very easy way to get through boarding without all the palaver of folding and unfolding strollers.

I was never able to master backing babies esp outdoors. Did it a couple of times indoors but i was always terrified they would fall off esp as both my babies were squeamish.

Congrats Phema..God bless the lil one

r231:
Which kain overtime

Na for beta for worse

E dey inside bible sef and they no call am overtime........

You have said it all the owo lomi period is the 'worse'

But jokes apart women are different and pregnancies are different..Some ppl sef are not psychologically ready after even that 4-6 weeks depending on how traumatic the birth was.

r231:
No mind Dami o........na macdonalds I dey flip burger working on minimum wage

Yeah right. ..Awon baba alaye macdonalds ko Burger King ni

R231 spend this money joor