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Christianity Etc › Re: When Grace Is Made Available by Danhumprey: 12:34pm On Mar 22, 2020
Hakeem12:
I'm sure he still won't understand all these. Sometimes when you explain things to some religious people, it's like their brains are on vacation, or they have quarantined it. Italy now has the highest death toll for coronavirus. China hasn't reported any new cases for a few days. Even Iran, a Muslim country isn't spared, as pilgrims were the first to be affected. That speaks volume for their god who couldn't protect any of those people. Nigerian theists think they are special. They believe everyone in other parts of the world are sinners, and they alone are pure. Some even foolishly holding church services today. The spread in Korea started from a church.
@bolded,


Bruh!!!!!!
That's the undiluted truth you just said there. Same thing I'm experiencing conversing with a religious guy at the moment, a conversation that started yesterday. His response, his defense, just leaves me gobsmacked.

Religion and religious brainwashing is dangerous! cry
Health › Re: Coronavirus: US Approves Chloroquine As Treatment - Trump by Danhumprey: 6:29am On Mar 20, 2020
RedBlackPepper:
It is only the blood of Jesus that can cure this thing. With prayers and fasting.
grin grin grin
Christianity Etc › Re: My Thoughts And Questions About Religion by Danhumprey: 4:40pm On Mar 19, 2020
Hakeem12:
I thought I was the only one that still goes to church and sometimes mosque, to get my dose of bullshiit updates. Most of the things I hear are insults to intelligence of middle school students. Yet you see adults swallowing every BS hook line and sinker. One stupid Alfa even said no one should listen to those scientists, that the only thing Nigerians need is prayer. I had to stop him right there and then, telling people to ignore him, that even people are dying in Iran and Iraq, and they pray too. He hasn't been replying my greetings since that day.
I swear I can't even step my foot into a religious centre anymore these days.

I can't even sit through just one hour of the usual dosage of religious bullshits religious folks are being fed.

I just can't. cry
Health › Re: Coronavirus: Africa Recorded 17 Deaths In 24 Hours – WHO by Danhumprey: 11:19am On Mar 19, 2020
LearnITsmash:
Nigerians don't have any sense, this is how I told a lady that sells things to me yesterday to pull her kids from school or limit their exposure to other people and the stupid ignorant dingbat of a Lady said the a useless Roman jesus will protect them, the more stupid reply from senseless Nigerians undecided
grin grin grin grin
Politics › Re: Captain Tijani Balarabe ‘Proceeds On Course’ by Danhumprey: 11:17am On Mar 19, 2020
Chatflick:
My oh my. I can't believe what I just read. I believe God hasn't abandoned us yet
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Education › Re: 192 JAMB Score: What Are My Chances Of Getting Admission With This UTME Score? by Danhumprey: 10:52am On Mar 19, 2020
udoekere:
I just received an SMS with my utme score being

English-45
Government-54
Crs-49
Economic-44
Total=192

so what are my chance of getting admission into the university of uyo to study political science
Wait what? Did you say University of Uyo?

Fûck! grin grin
Romance › Re: Share Your Weird Or Strange Experience With A Girl by Danhumprey: 10:14am On Mar 19, 2020
ZINIBANKS:
No I probably won't
Most georgous girls you see moving all round
Are all from the Marine kingdom
They sometimes come on land to borrow sun and mind you not only to borrow sun alone and with a mission to accomplish if you are conversant with MFM people dey do preach it very well
That's why some men are half human and half dead
Many destiny have been jeopardized huh
Sigh*
Romance › Re: Share Your Weird Or Strange Experience With A Girl by Danhumprey: 10:13am On Mar 19, 2020
UncleSnr:
So marine Kingdom don't deal with ugly girls?
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We have a long way to go in this part of the earth.

Cc: Hahn
I swear we have a long way to go. grin grin grin grin
Celebrities › Re: Some Black Celebrities Who Never Seem To Age (Photos) by Danhumprey: 7:17pm On Mar 16, 2020
khiaa:
No.
Bless you.
Celebrities › Re: Some Black Celebrities Who Never Seem To Age (Photos) by Danhumprey: 7:17pm On Mar 16, 2020
Iceyjay:
They have black too that was due to slave trade back then.
Oh! Right. Thanks for the clarification.
Celebrities › Re: Some Black Celebrities Who Never Seem To Age (Photos) by Danhumprey: 1:33pm On Mar 16, 2020
Iceyjay:
She's Latina not black
I thought as much.

Are Latinos black too? Or have black genes?
Celebrities › Re: Some Black Celebrities Who Never Seem To Age (Photos) by Danhumprey: 6:27am On Mar 16, 2020
Explorers:
J Lo


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Wait! Jennifer Lopez is black? As in black? Whoa! shocked
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Enenche: 'Evil Wind Brought Corona Virus, It Will Expire In 21 Days’ by Danhumprey: 6:23am On Mar 16, 2020
luluosas:
You think it's a joke? Jesus said, 'Except you repent, you shall all likewise perish' Luke 13:3; 5.
Uhmmmmm.... where did Jesus said that?

Oh! The Bible? Whoa! undecided
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Enenche: 'Evil Wind Brought Corona Virus, It Will Expire In 21 Days’ by Danhumprey: 9:32pm On Mar 15, 2020
Favysoma:
�you won't leave me bah....you are the one saying it, not me mr
lipsrsealed
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Enenche: 'Evil Wind Brought Corona Virus, It Will Expire In 21 Days’ by Danhumprey: 9:13pm On Mar 15, 2020
luluosas:
Pastor, corona virus is JUDGMENT AGAINST SIN. The world has sinned enough against God, and God brought this sickness to awaken righteousness among men.
There, repent and be baptised everyone of you in the name of Jesus Christ, and you shall receive the forgiveness of your sins.
And even though you die, you will be sure that you will spend eternity with God in heaven on the last day.
JESUS CHRIST IS LORD! AMEN
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Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Enenche: 'Evil Wind Brought Corona Virus, It Will Expire In 21 Days’ by Danhumprey: 9:13pm On Mar 15, 2020
Favysoma:
interesting....I'd like to know what Satan means to him..moreover i didn't call him stupid,I said he thinks stupidly...stating the obvious tho�
saying he thinks stupidly, is not much different from saying he's stupid. grin
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Enenche: 'Evil Wind Brought Corona Virus, It Will Expire In 21 Days’ by Danhumprey: 9:12pm On Mar 15, 2020
telemployer:
it's Depopulation going on , not evil wind please!!!!! And it's Bill Gates hand work
SMH.
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Enenche: 'Evil Wind Brought Corona Virus, It Will Expire In 21 Days’ by Danhumprey: 9:11pm On Mar 15, 2020
GraceSmile1:
If they reveal it you people will say they are creating lies.
Rather than look for excuses.
Lift up your voice to God for protection and cure
#peace
But what if it is God that allowed this virus in the first place, though? What if the spread of the virus is his will, part of his plans, his working in mysterious ways?
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Enenche: 'Evil Wind Brought Corona Virus, It Will Expire In 21 Days’ by Danhumprey: 8:49pm On Mar 15, 2020
Favysoma:
because he's stupidly answering Satan...so I wanted to show him how stupid he thinks
Satan is a random word. That you as a believer associate that word with an evil person in your religious beliefs, doesn't mean some other person associate that word with same evil person as in your religious beliefs.

The word "Satan" could mean anything to anybody. So, slow your roll woman.

And at least, you should strive to be more better. You're supposed to be a Christian, that's "Christ-like". Why calling your fellow human being "stupid" because he doesn't agree with your views or beliefs? How's that Christlike of you?
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Enenche: 'Evil Wind Brought Corona Virus, It Will Expire In 21 Days’ by Danhumprey: 8:35pm On Mar 15, 2020
Satan66:
Religious people like favysoma are usually unintelligent.
If I had a dollar for every time a religious person has claimed atheist believe in Satan I'd be richer than bill gates.
Not only you. I'd be damn richer too. grin
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Enenche: 'Evil Wind Brought Corona Virus, It Will Expire In 21 Days’ by Danhumprey: 8:23pm On Mar 15, 2020
Favysoma:
but u believe there is Satan?��
He doesn't believe in the existence of God, why will he then believe there's Satan? undecided
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Enenche: 'Evil Wind Brought Corona Virus, It Will Expire In 21 Days’ by Danhumprey: 8:23pm On Mar 15, 2020
lonelydora:
Well, as a Christian, I have no option than to believe the man of God.

That was how they were doubting Noah until flood came.

That was how they were doubting Elijah until there was no rain for years.

That was how they were doubting Daniel and David too.

Let's just wait for 21days before we make any conclusion.

God's ways are different from man's ways.
LMAO! grin grin grin

Absolute fuckery, this is. grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Danhumprey: 5:48pm On Mar 10, 2020
Nitrogen will not like this slander against Lukaku! angry

He will not take it! lipsrsealed
Family › Re: She Is Single And Living On Rented Apartment, Away From Family ! Is It Good? by Danhumprey: 3:24pm On Mar 08, 2020
MadeINchenzen2:
perhaps u want to justify the fact that u disowned ur family... now you're living alone.

Go back home and ask for forgiveness. Dont be a bad girl. Men thinks of girls who lives alone as prostitutes. 1 word for u. Be wise
You'd do well not to generalise and avoid projecting your myopic view and mindset as the thinking of everyone.
Family › Re: She Is Single And Living On Rented Apartment, Away From Family ! Is It Good? by Danhumprey: 3:20pm On Mar 08, 2020
MadeINchenzen2:
There s no such thing as adulthood for girls. Ideally a lady ought to be with her family until she s married. There are dangers of living alone away from family. A sane society should frown at that. It is rare to find a sensible lady living alone, single.

my thoughts!
Wonderful! SMH. cry
Family › Re: She Is Single And Living On Rented Apartment, Away From Family ! Is It Good? by Danhumprey: 3:14pm On Mar 08, 2020
MadeINchenzen2:
what do you think guys?

Is it okay for a lady to move-out to live alone on a rented apartment as a single person. Than stay with her mum, dad and siblings?

Usually it is prevalent with most guys especially when they get to a certain age, probably after school or perhaps because of an essential need for some privacy and a sense of responsibility.

In my own thought. I think it is dangerous and untimely for a single lady to leave her family to live alone before she s married.
@bolded.... SMH. undecided
Health › Re: 2 Out Of 3 Suspected Coronavirus Cases Negative - Osagie Ehanire Health Minister by Danhumprey: 8:30pm On Mar 06, 2020
OdefaGirl:
God help us wipe out this Virus all over the world....
I know you can do it even when so many people may not believe, it still doesn't change the fact that you are God all by yourself.
One gotta ask though, why did this God let this virus to happen in the first place? He could have easily stopped it, couldn't he? Or he didn't see it beforehand, the omniscient god?
Christianity Etc › Re: The Coronavirus: When God Goes Awol by Danhumprey: 9:45pm On Feb 28, 2020
Maximus69:
I never intended dragging issues with you but it's just to prove that what those misinformed churchgoers infused in your brains about God was misconceptions.

So if you don't feel like understanding what the Bible really teach it's OK!

It's a free world. Nobody can force you to believe in the existence of a Creator neither can you pluck out his image in the brains of those who grasped the concept! smiley
Oh! Trust me, I do know and understand what the Bible really teach. And it's all bullshits and absolute bunkum!

But then, you wouldn't know this or acknowledge it because your brain have been indoctrinated with all that stuffs and what more, you're so good at selective, cherry-picking of Bible passages. grin
Christianity Etc › Re: The Coronavirus: When God Goes Awol by Danhumprey: 9:26pm On Feb 28, 2020
Maximus69:
It's the misinformed churchgoers that has given people various misconceptions making you guys to see God as the one who should be responsible even for the calamity mankind brought upon themselves! smiley
Loooool! Yeah. please shift! I do not have the strength for a back and forth with a Jehovah's witness, abeg.
Christianity Etc › Re: The Coronavirus: When God Goes Awol by Danhumprey: 6:50pm On Feb 28, 2020
plaetton:
Of course.
What else can you say ?

If god does his things whenever he wishes, after several thousand years, then pls tell me why generations of humans like you , spend your short lives praying and beseeching gold , even trying to bribe him at times, to change situations for your personal benefit ?

Are you not indirectly admitting that religion is a big waste of time, because no matter how much you worship, pray, fast and sow seeds, the will of God, which takes thousands of years to unfold, cannot ever bend for the whimsical yearnings of mortal humans ?
Word!
Christianity Etc › Re: The Coronavirus: When God Goes Awol by Danhumprey:
You claim to be intellectual and scientifically oriented, yet you fail to follow the traditional scientific process to determine your knowledge. Have you even read the Bible before to know what it says about these things? I guess NO, because you feel you are all-knowing, so you don't need to look at a "book of fairy tales" to exercise your thinking. You are seriously dumb, no amount of gibberish you type here can disprove that.
Read outside and beyond the Bible!

This is what happens when you take the Bible as the be all and end all... cheesy grin grin

What do you even know about the origin of the Bible? It's plagiarised content?

So much for the Bible being the words of a perfect, all-knowing God. grin
Christianity Etc › Re: The Coronavirus: When God Goes Awol by Danhumprey: 6:40pm On Feb 28, 2020
LordReed:
You make your god sound like a wuss. So the god that made the universe will remove sickness and disease then someone else will bring it back? Like what kind of stupid weak god is that?
These guys don't think things through before they post. cheesy grin grin

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