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Religion / Re: Atheismus. by Danhumprey: 5:35pm On Dec 23, 2019
Hismasterpiece:


God made man in his image and likeness. Man is a spirit being in a body and there is no such thing as gender in the spirit realm. So God is neither man nor woman.

When we refer to ourselves as men and women that only applies to our physical attributes. Our bodies are different. The person inhabiting the first type is called man, but the person in the other type is called woman.

Each spirit possess different attributes of God's personality and this manifests in their bodies. Men possess His hard side (like might) , women possess His softer attribute (like being emotional, being caring)

I believe God did this for the purpose of reproduction. He gave us different bodies with different attributes that could perform different things and He put in us natural desires for each other which is for the purposes of fellowship and reproduction.

Both men and women can be collectively referred to as mankind or man. After all, the body type we know as woman, was gotten from the rib of man.

Man is the first manifestation of His image, because males are referred to as He, so is God. If a woman was the first representation of His image, then God would be referred to as She.

Capisce?
SMH.
Religion / Re: Atheismus. by Danhumprey: 5:33pm On Dec 23, 2019
Hismasterpiece:


1. Atheism is a belief in an opinion that there is no God, so it is a belief anyways.

2. Before you come to the point of knowing something due to undeniable facts, you must first believe in it.

Before you know that a chair can hold you up when you sit on it, you first believe without proof that it can, before what you believe is confirmed by you sitting on the chair. Even if youve seen that same chair holding other people up, you still exercise faith when you want to sit on it, sometimes you do this even without knowing.

3. God doesn't disapprove of you using your brain to reason, after all that's what He gave it for, but depending on your brain all the time, however....

4. Atheism is a wrong concept in itself. Atheism is lack of faith in God's existence, but God from the concept of faith doesn't EXIST, He Is. He's an Everlasting Being that never knew a beginning and will never have an end. So if an atheists say they don't believe that God exists, with the understanding of what the word exist means, they are inversely saying they believe that God Is. So, they are double deceived.

5. God can't be understood by reasoning. You approach Him by faith and then everything begins to make sense without you even reasoning. Our reasoning was supposed to point us to God and from there our heart was supposed to take over, but in the case of atheists the devil has messed up their reasoning which is now pointing them to themselves instead of God.
More mindless ramblings.

Sigh*
Religion / Re: Atheismus. by Danhumprey: 5:31pm On Dec 23, 2019
Hismasterpiece:


You got the faith part right. As I matter of fact, I don't have any facts that God Is. I can't go up to heaven and take a selfie with him and bring it to show you.

But scripture says they that come to God must do so with faith (not reason), and He rewards them that continuously seek Him.

Truth be told I choose to believe in this unreasonable God. I choose to put my faith in something above myself cuz that makes life meaningful for me. ..

I don't have all the answers, I'm still growing daily myself, but I choose to believe in Him and trust that He is able to fulfill His Promises.
the bolded is all I could grab from what you've written.

It only goes to show that religions are nothing but mere coping mechanism. Nothing more.

Atheists chose to go one more further by leaving behind the delusions of religions and instead face the real life squarely.

But to you religious folks, atheists are the mentally, insane ones. cheesy

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Religion / Re: Atheismus. by Danhumprey: 1:10pm On Dec 23, 2019
Hismasterpiece:
I just want all of you here to know that God Loves you.

I won't try to stoop down to your level and reason out God, because if faith could be reasoned, then it would be science not faith.

Its pointless arguing with atheists.

Scripture says that anybody who comes to God MUST BELIEVE that He Is.

Atheism is the belief that God does not exist. That's very true.

God does not exist, GOD IS. The very fact that you say something exists implies that at some point it didn't. But God always has been. He is eternal. Had no beginning, has no ending.

All these things aren't logical, I totally understand you, but you not believing in Him doesn't mean that He isn't.

God wants us to believe. Our human brain is too small to begin to reason out God.

Judging from all the memes and pictures posted here its obvious that all those atheists had zero understanding of scriptures and they interpreted what is written to suit their skepticism.
Funny how you consistently used the male gender pronoun "He","Him" when referring to this God.

Pray tell, how exactly did you arrived at the conclusion that this God has a gender? Have you seen this God before to be able to ascertain its gender? Or you're merely parading around what you read in that Christian folklore called Bible where God is addressed as a "He"?

A book written by goat herders, who of course were males, in an attempt at explaining what they didn't understand about how the universe works, about certain phenomenon they struggle to understand.

How did you know that for sure God is a "He"?

God could even be a "She" or even "genderless".

But because man created God in his image, from his delusions, he ascribed human qualities to this God and because the Bible was written and compiled by men, they ascribed the male gender pronoun to God and present him as masculine.


I won't be surprised if you've never actually read the Bible before personally and with an open mind, but instead merely depends on "spiritual conmen" to read and interpret the Bible for you.

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Religion / Re: Atheismus. by Danhumprey: 1:02pm On Dec 23, 2019
Hismasterpiece:



Nah, atheists believe there is no God. They believe He doesn't exist due to lack to substantial evidence.

Atheism is a belief system, like it or not.
They are telling you "atheism" is the lack of belief in a deity, you're arguing blindly something else.

Atheism is a clear lack of belief in the existence of a deity due to a conspicuous lack of sufficient, empirical, factual proof. How is that difficult for your brain to even grapple?

You mentioned about how we shouldn't try to reason God because of our small brain, but if this deity, who we have been told created us and imbued us with brain, exists, it won't disapprove of us at least making an attempt to reason things out, including it's existence.

It won't have any problem with critical thinking.

If something is real, you won't need to "believe". Instead, you will "know".

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Religion / Re: Atheismus. by Danhumprey: 12:57pm On Dec 23, 2019
Hismasterpiece:
I just want all of you here to know that God Loves you.

I won't try to stoop down to your level and reason out God, because if faith could be reasoned, then it would be science not faith.

Its pointless arguing with atheists.

Scripture says that anybody who comes to God MUST BELIEVE that He Is.

Atheism is the belief that God does not exist. That's very true.

God does not exist, GOD IS. The very fact that you say something exists implies that at some point it didn't. But God always has been. He is eternal. Had no beginning, has no ending.

All these things aren't logical, I totally understand you, but you not believing in Him doesn't mean that He isn't.

God wants us to believe. Our human brain is too small to begin to reason out God.

Judging from all the memes and pictures posted here its obvious that all those atheists had zero understanding of scriptures and they interpreted what is written to suit their skepticism.
"......scripture says...." which "scripture"? Oh! Never mind. It's the Jewish scriptures, the Hebrew and Greek scriptures use by Christians. Because of course the Christian scripture is the one true scripture, the one true words of God.

And which God? When you religious folks say "God", perhaps, be specific which of the gods you are referring to. There are so many gods, so it's important to be specific.

But clearly you're referring to the Christian God here. So, let's see. How did you come about your knowledge of this God? How did you get to know about this God? Huh?

Through reading the Bible, eh? A book with questionable origin and authenticity? Or through hearing voices in your head? A clear sign of schizophrenia?

Tell me, how exactly did you come about this God you hold so dear?

Faith is simply the suspension of reason, the suspension of knowledge.

If I begin to point out the numerous logical fallacies that litters your comment, eh!

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Religion / Re: Atheismus. by Danhumprey: 5:01pm On Dec 22, 2019
janettee:


Tell jesus I do not give a fvck!.
That's harsh. Be nice! cry
Religion / Re: Atheismus. by Danhumprey: 5:00pm On Dec 22, 2019
janettee:


Lool lipsrsealed.
My goodness!

The sheer arrogance in that post, just leaves me bemused.

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Religion / Re: Atheismus. by Danhumprey: 4:32pm On Dec 22, 2019
TheEnforcer:
But the fact is anyone who doesn't repent and accept Jesus will not make heaven.Pls do repent of your sins and follow Jesus today and begin to live a holy life from then on
LMAO! grin cheesy grin

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Sports / Re: Mesut Ozil Deleted From Chinese PES 2020 After Uighur Muslim Criticism by Danhumprey: 4:06pm On Dec 19, 2019
janettee:


Lol, slide in my dm then.
Can I slide in too? undecided
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Danhumprey: 3:44pm On Dec 07, 2019
LampardOut! angry
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: Finally Reborn! The Red & White Army: FA CUP Champions 2020 by Danhumprey: 9:10am On Dec 06, 2019
iamoyindamola:
watch the guy deny the post
grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: Finally Reborn! The Red & White Army: FA CUP Champions 2020 by Danhumprey: 6:56am On Dec 06, 2019
Fkhalifa:

I'll be back when you top us or make 6th. undecided
Hafa na? grin

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Education / Re: Message To Native Doctors And Ritualists- The Science Of Jazz by Danhumprey: 2:34pm On Nov 30, 2019
gensteejay:

An average black man sees juju in every mysterious occurrence and feels it can't be explained scientifically.

If everyone on earth had such notion, we would still be in the dark ages today as no one would dare to study these so-called mysterious phenomena due to fear of juju.

What we call "supernatural" now are just things there is no scientific explanation for as of yet. Once scientists make discoveries concerning such things, people won't see anything supernatural about them any longer.

And science only needs time. With time, most of these things we see as supernatural now will become normal things.

For instance look at things such as teleportation ("ofe" in Yoruba) or being able to cover long distances in extremely short times (kanaako in Yoruba), feats our forefather could perform very long time ago. Science are investigating these phenomena, which most attribute to magic/juju.

These supernatural feats are possible with a deep understanding of the space-time continuum (4D spatiotemporal travel).

Past beings (ancient races of this planet) achieved all these feats and more, including faster-than-light travels and conquering of time.

Today's science is still elementary compared to theirs.

There are shortcuts that those ancient people created in space using esoteric knowledge (most of which is lost or hidden), allowing them to travel extremely long distances in short times.

These shortcuts are called wormholes (a cousin of blackholes) in science, connecting two disparate points together in space-time (x, y, z and t)

Wormholes are still at the theoretical stage, no discoveries made yet but there are mathematical proofs.

In the near future, science will conquer time (just like they have already done with space, 3D), achieve faster-than-light travels. These will facilitate space travel, time travel — discoveries that would ultimately lead to the death of today's world religions.

Real supernatural feats are scientific, reproducible, logical, and open to scrutiny. Anything short of this is bogus, superstitions.
Honestly, I love the way you analyse things, especially when it concerns beliefs and the supernatural.

I always say this, that just because there is at yet no conclusive, comprehensive explanation for some of these phenomenon that are termed "supernatural"(because science is still working hard at understanding them), is not an excuse to loop in the "God" factor/the supernatural, into it like a well lubed dìldo.

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Religion / Re: Your Untamed Sexual Desires Can Hinder Your Miracles by Danhumprey: 8:45am On Nov 25, 2019
abdullkabar:
Coming in the flesh through a virgin, to appease His own self with His own blood


How is this even possible!!
Don't even go there! You'll just be discombobulated and confused! grin

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Religion / Re: Your Untamed Sexual Desires Can Hinder Your Miracles by Danhumprey: 8:34am On Nov 25, 2019
yettymuse:
Your untamed miracle or however you chose to call it are hindered by your corrupt government officials! These are the people that siphoned your inheritance! One individual looted 90billion dollars from a nation’s purse and you’re talking about sexual desires. Where is the correlation??

You dare talk about SIN! and of all the SIN you can write an epistle about, you chose a natural occurrence such as SEX! as in fuvk! ... Katikati! So my untamed sexual urges also participated in the abrupt close of border without an alternative for a large masses that feeds from this proceeds! ....mtchwwwwwww

We take irrelevant things too serious! Small masturbation wey person Dey take reset brain, una wan use una religious doctrines wipe am again!
Your sexuality has got nothing to do with your financial status!

We try to be morally upright yet we ignore our corrupt government and turn blind eyes to the ills of the society ... that right there is the greatest of SIN!!! ...
As usual, this is Nigeria and TANIs would listen to anything garnished with scriptural verses!

Fix the mess in your country and hold every government official, gorillas and lion accountable for looted fund! You don’t have no village people hindering your progress, your corrupt government are the reason for your setbacks! For one Sunday, y’all leave your bible, gather in your various churches and have your pastors as the leader of each ‘platoon’ ....carry a placard and say No to Stockholm Syndrome!!!! Stop praying and ACT!

Only in my country, the reason for bad governance, bad roads ,no housing system, no transportation system, no job, no security, epileptic power supply to mention a few.... is because Rebecca masturbates and Tajudeen is gay!

My heart goes out to the ones that would labor through the week amidst the thorough hardship and walk into a “sanctuary” on a Sunday to give one guyman their hard-earned money!


Una go Dey alright!

Swears! This had me in stitches! grin grin grin

The undiluted truth right there!
Religion / Re: Why Jehovah's Witnesses Are The Most United And Peaceful Religion In The World by Danhumprey: 12:38pm On Nov 24, 2019
deepwater:
op u know nothing about your religion
dont let me school u on ur game
Please, school him! School them!

Few of them actually know anything about their religion. sad
Family / Re: I Need Matching English Names For My Boy And Girl Twin. by Danhumprey: 12:20pm On Nov 13, 2019
xynerise:
Oliver and Olivia
Or Oliver and Olivera? cheesy

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Romance / Re: But Why Are Ibo Women Always Lightskin... by Danhumprey: 9:48am On Nov 09, 2019
MrCork:
..actually i use to think beyansi was ibo...she look like my beatiful ex from pekam..*Jevanni* smiley
Corky Joe, where's 190?

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Programming / Re: Have You Visited Acko.net? by Danhumprey: 3:49pm On Oct 20, 2019
Karleb:
Hello Danhumprey! I couldn't get your message based on one or two issues with my e-mail. Please do resend the email to
Done.
Romance / Re: Introvert: Does Introversion Affects You Like This Too by Danhumprey: 1:04pm On Oct 12, 2019
ITbomb:

What is 21 years imprisonment compared to your beauty, age is just a number cool
SMH. undecided
Politics / Re: Ango Abdullahi: North May Keep Presidency For 100 Years by Danhumprey: 12:17pm On Oct 12, 2019
ITbomb:
They are deceived by rigged numbers, once biometrics (card reader etc) is part of the Electoral Law, the real numbers will show up. There's no way the North is greater than South and they know it
Who are those that will include the card readers as part of the electoral laws? Isn't it the same National Assembly lawmakers, who have the Northern lawmakers in the majority?

Do we really have selfless leaders with cojones, who are ready to do the right thing in this country? Do we?

Sure as hell the northerners, especially those in the core North, in the National Assembly will do everything to block the inclusion of card reader in the electoral laws.

In any case, let's even agree the card readers is included in the electoral laws. It's one thing having electoral laws, it's another ensuring strict implementation of the electoral laws.
Religion / Re: Is God Calling Me? by Danhumprey: 7:42am On Sep 30, 2019
Na so pastors dey start. See scoping. grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Danhumprey: 10:58am On Sep 26, 2019
See how sullen OGS was looking like during the penalty shootout.

Man's tired already. grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Danhumprey: 8:31pm On Sep 22, 2019
Lana1:
Thanks. U can keep ur Gabonese Phyno. We'll continue to suffer in silence with our Brexit Lil Kesh
LMAO at "Brexit Lil Kesh"

I swear your badmouth no be here. grin

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TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by Danhumprey: 9:00pm On Sep 17, 2019
Queen Sugar.




anyone?

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Religion / Re: Why Faith Is Delusional by Danhumprey: 8:35pm On Sep 06, 2019
Michellekabod2:
, I have identified with being an agnostic atheist before on NL with my moniker....I am sure if they are classifications of Christian's you will fall into the ones gifted with meagre brains
LMAO. grin grin grin grin

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Religion / Re: Prayers, Fasting, Reading The Bible & Being Sober Are Secret To Less Sin? by Danhumprey: 4:01pm On Sep 01, 2019
GLYCOLYSISS:

You were never for once a Christian!
That you're born into a Bible believing & church going household don't make you a Christian ..
Oh? Very nice to know. Pray tell, what makes one a "Christian"? Believing in myths and fables about a Jewish crowd puller, supposedly born of a virgin, claiming to have been sent from an all-powerful God, and who somehow is this God himself, and who was arrested and crucified like a common criminal, died, rose from the dead and apparently ascended to heaven, but still today, debates rages on as to the actual site of the tomb he was supposedly buried. He ascended to heaven with his physical body, right? That's why his body(or whatever remains of his body) can't be found, but people who had lived and died from years before this Jewish Messiah supposedly came to this earth, their tombs have been traced, their remains have been found, worthy mention is one of the Egyptian Pharaohs.

Might be time you face up to the reality that you're steeped in believing a myth, created as a tool of control. A belief based on a faulty foundation of the Bible whose origin and authenticity is subject of debates, based on the life and time of a mythical Jewish crowd puller. undecided

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Danhumprey: 7:53pm On Aug 29, 2019
LostMyZeal:



hehehe...they might show us how best to play him
Southgate has been "showing" us how best to play him for a while now. We no just gree listen. grin
Religion / Re: On Faith And Medicine by Danhumprey: 7:45pm On Aug 26, 2019
HappyPagan:

This forum screams for another LB. He took this place by fire, made enemies and friends of everyone.

grin let me not get started on his love drama with the Mod... I fear mentioning her moniker might start an e-war on this thread... I'll let dem lovers rest. angry grin
hehehehehehe.... I know that moderator in question. Author of "Iyawo nylon pantbag" or something like that. grin
She who must not be named. grin

One time like that, Logicboy created a thread that he has converted and gave his life to Christ. grin

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Religion / Re: On Faith And Medicine by Danhumprey: 7:38pm On Aug 26, 2019
HappyPagan:

heehee.. im muskeeto, his arch-nemesis from back in the days. angry cheesy grin grin
Oh, I know you're Muskeeto. grin
I still remember that moniker. Although I didn't know about you guys rivalry as I wasn't quite active in the religion section. That time, I was still a Christian, but whenever I come to the religion section, I do see his moniker and his numerous arguments. grin

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Health / Re: Viral Photo Of A Baby Born With Birth Control Implant On The Head. PHOTOS by Danhumprey: 7:34pm On Aug 26, 2019
THUNDER4real:
Atheist, worshipping fellow human, believing they are better than the creator, if you have issues with God, go and settle it with him, instead of coming here disgracing your self and your peanut brain.
How do you "know" for a certainty that God is a "he" this one you're assigning the masculine gender "him"?

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