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Crime › Re: Two Nigerian Women Go Topless As They Fight On The Streets Of Italy. Photos by DanseMacabre(m): 7:48am On Jun 18, 2017
Olosho(es).
Health › Re: Nigerian Lady Who Survived Gas Explosion Celebrates 1-year Anniversary (photos) by DanseMacabre(m): 7:44am On Jun 18, 2017
Modsenemy:
But what if she opens her cloth?
Yeah, noticed that she's well covered/veiled in the post burn pics. But the face is the most important, innit?
Health › Re: Nigerian Lady Who Survived Gas Explosion Celebrates 1-year Anniversary (photos) by DanseMacabre(m): 7:39am On Jun 18, 2017
Wow. She literally walked through fire unscathed. Indeed she has every reason to be thankful, cos her guardian angel was working overtime.
Celebrities › Re: Wizkid Replies, Blasts Davido On Twitter by DanseMacabre(m): 10:41pm On Jun 17, 2017
Who these childish bastards epphuh
Crime › Re: Buccaneers, Vikings, Cult Groups In Ikorodu Gather For Peace Meeting (Pics) by DanseMacabre(m): 9:59pm On Jun 17, 2017
Personally don't see what the fuss is about. It's a step in the right direction if you ask me, because all avenues open to peace should be explored.


The Rainbow Coalition in Benin is one of such.


The only snag here is that peace can never be achieved among these rival cult groups, because there'll always be assholes who'll price unnecessary market and be forced to pay.


The peace will be at best fragile and tentative, till the next provocation occurs.


I no fit go this kyn parols sef because men go just mark you so that when rough seas set dem go use you count scores.
Politics › Re: Tubotamuno Dick Shot By Gunmen (Photos) by DanseMacabre(m): 9:33pm On Jun 17, 2017
Normal occurence nowadays.



God save us everyone, we're a broken people living under a loaded gun, and it can't be outrun, it can't be outdone, it can't be outfoxed, it can't be outgunned...
Crime › Re: Inside Story Of The LAST ABDUCTION That Nailed Evans by DanseMacabre(m): 5:00pm On Jun 17, 2017
maxwell60:
His problem is ignorance and stupidity
It might just be disillusionment bro. Me sef don tire, but even if I wan go illegal, I no fit come social media come dey yarn am na, even if na joke.
Politics › Re: Nzeogwu & Sardauna Pix 1966 Kanu And PMB Pix 2017 by DanseMacabre(m): 12:41pm On Jun 17, 2017
citizenY:
Read between the lines. It is called sarcasm.... Arashi in Hausa.

My signature ..... Funny to me too grin
A gaisheka a gaishe ni.
PEACE
Thought you were the one who misread me.
Zaman lahiya muke nima kowai.

Peace.
Politics › Re: Nzeogwu & Sardauna Pix 1966 Kanu And PMB Pix 2017 by DanseMacabre(m): 12:29pm On Jun 17, 2017
blueseacats:
So let the violence start in your house.
Are you okay?
Politics › Re: Nzeogwu & Sardauna Pix 1966 Kanu And PMB Pix 2017 by DanseMacabre(m): 11:48am On Jun 17, 2017
citizenY:
Abi, Trying to redeem a nymph from prostitution. What do yo think?
That it is hypocritical, self-serving and as a result, futile. You might have slightly misunderstood me, my friend.

Signature'n ka na bani dariya.
Politics › Re: Biafra Will Be Land Locked And Over Populated. by DanseMacabre(m): 11:00am On Jun 17, 2017
Lol @brainlocked, psycholocked, greedlocked, futurelocked etc.
Celebrities › Re: Lady Orders 3 Bottles Of Moet For A Guy Who Tried Getting Her Number by DanseMacabre(m): 10:45am On Jun 17, 2017
hedonistic:
Stupid tales. No reasonable person takes these fake twitter stories seriously anyway. Nigerian girl did what? Even Mike Adenuga's daughter would still have parasitism wired into her DNA. They all are built to receive, NOT to give.

Where they spend, it is always always with a grander, more sinister motive.... Like they want to deceive you into marriage; want to entrap you to give them much more at a later date; or are merely fattening you for the kill. Same way you feed a cow or Christmas goat preparatory to the slaughter.

They simply do not spend on a man to prove point, or for spending sake.
I agree with everything you said, word for word, other than the bolded. E harsh wella. I'd rather use opportunism in its place.
Crime › Re: Please Have Mercy On Us; Evans Wife Cries Out - Pic by DanseMacabre(m): 10:40am On Jun 17, 2017
Dem even get time to dey pose dey take crying selfie. These ones never serious.
Crime › Re: Inside Story Of The LAST ABDUCTION That Nailed Evans by DanseMacabre(m): 10:29am On Jun 17, 2017
Frankgenius213:
I wanna join kidnapping if its lucrative like this

but on a serious note with a serious team
Bro, I don't begrudge your desire because I'm also being ass-forked by the status quo in the country, but as a wise middle-aged Cambodian monk once said, 'the internet isn't as anonymous as you think.'
Crime › Re: Inside Story Of The LAST ABDUCTION That Nailed Evans by DanseMacabre(m): 10:25am On Jun 17, 2017
It was the man's fate that he escape, otherwise, how would you explain a bunch of experienced kidnappers sleeping on duty?


Plus Evans's greed brought about his hubris. It is indeed a lesson for all who are negatively inspired by this story.



The thing that's really surprising me in this whole saga is that the NPF haven't whistleblown the whistleblower.
Education › Re: Ghana Ranks Number 1 In Use Of ‘wee’ In Africa, 3rd In The World by DanseMacabre(m): 10:14am On Jun 17, 2017
Lai Mohammed must be behind this news. People wey dey smoke weed for Nigeria pass the whole Ghana population.
Crime › Re: How I Led My Gang To Hijack Bullion Van With N200m – Kidnapper Evans by DanseMacabre(m): 10:02am On Jun 17, 2017
Kai. This torture no get part 2 o. The man no get lawyer ne?


Soon we go hear say na im and Shekau follow mastermind Chibok girls saga.
Romance › Re: Why Did You Breakup With Your Ex? by DanseMacabre(m): 9:58am On Jun 17, 2017
sexybbstar:
He was practicing the three religion and he's as violent as anything I could call it. He beats up his elder brothers.He forced me to call him brother,telling me its a sign of respect for him. Thank God I'm out .
What three religions?
Romance › Re: Why Did You Breakup With Your Ex? by DanseMacabre(m): 9:53am On Jun 17, 2017
edi287:
Because she kept feeding me kuli kuli and dankwa
grin grin grin
Romance › Re: Her First Visit Left Me Totally Confused by DanseMacabre(m): 9:45am On Jun 17, 2017
lestat:
Do you have any of the following ?

A mum , a dad, siblings an uncle or aunt , a pastor, an imam, a juju man, friends , enemies , colleagues, course Mae's, class mates, club mates, cult brothers​, etc

If yes ask any of them instead of doing this

If no, well I guess I ha e to answer then , since you had to resort to coming on a low budget forum like this to ask total stranger like me ,

My answer : I don't care, I don't even know you, so what makes you think I would want to help you ?
Do you even know if I am a 5 year old?

Wow , if an adult has to ask total strangers for advice then it says alot why that adult has such problems In the first place.

I gave my own problems I don't care if she commits suicide or murders you in a bloody rage I FONT CARE ENOUGH TO EVEN SHED A DROP OF SWEAT ABOUT​ YOU OR YOUR PROBLEMS

Read a book
Bro you harsh o. But you be realist.
Politics › Re: Nzeogwu & Sardauna Pix 1966 Kanu And PMB Pix 2017 by DanseMacabre(m): 9:28am On Jun 17, 2017
TRUTHTOPOWER:
I don't love Igbos any more than I love Tibetans or Zulus. As a Nigerian however it is my obligation to be conscious and be concerned about everyone whose acts or omissions can put the entire nation in jeopardy. There are igbos that are more beneficial to me more than many of my own kindred. I know many igbos who will make this claim about me also. We love ourselves not because we are Nigerians but because we are humans and humans indeed.

my plea is not for you to stay as ideal as that should be. my plea is for you to be mindful of how you decide to go. from the look of things the vehicle of your departure looks like an armoured tank and the vocabulary of your diplomacy is more vulgar than ennobling. under the circumstances you don't expect any reasonable Nigerian to support your destructive tendency.
So...?
Politics › Re: Nzeogwu & Sardauna Pix 1966 Kanu And PMB Pix 2017 by DanseMacabre(m): 8:38am On Jun 17, 2017
What is this thread about?


Oh, yet another self-righteous 'voice of reason' who loves the Igbos more than they do themselves.
Politics › Re: Zakzaky Is In A House We Built For Him, He’s Not In Detention – Lai Mohammed by DanseMacabre(m): 10:09pm On Jun 16, 2017
0b100100111:
So u still need to be told that heaven is not real? Believing a middle-east storybook and you doubting Lai Mohammed?


Smh....

You can believe anything!
I believe that's why it's called 'belief'.
Family › Re: Zimbabwean Pastor’s Wife In Steamy Video With Lover To Fix Cheating Hubby by DanseMacabre(m): 4:25pm On Jun 16, 2017
This one weak me, Allah.
Christianity Etc › Re: Fake Priest Who Parades Himself As Catholic Priest Exposed By Abuja Priest(pics) by DanseMacabre(m): 2:27pm On Jun 16, 2017
Lmao. Wetin person no go see abeg? Fake priest kuma? Nwanne I respect your hustle: all na to keep body and soul together.


Every minute another gullible sucker is born, so let's fleece 'em all!!
Politics › Re: Is Muhammadu Buhari Dead Or Alive? - Femi Fani-Kayode by DanseMacabre(m): 1:45pm On Jun 16, 2017
Who is the presidencyhuh


Who is Buharihuh


Who is Osinbadehuh



All we know is The Cabal.



So FFK sef dey watch blue film?
Politics › Re: Zakzaky Is In A House We Built For Him, He’s Not In Detention – Lai Mohammed by DanseMacabre(m): 1:43pm On Jun 16, 2017
All it will take for me to repent and give my life to Christ is for Lai to tell me that heaven is not real.
Crime › Re: $75,000 Gold Ring Recovered From Evans' Mansion By Police by DanseMacabre(m): 10:49am On Jun 16, 2017
75 or 75, 000huh
Politics › Re: Ivara Esu Holding Umbrella For Ben Ayade (Photos) by DanseMacabre(m): 10:25am On Jun 16, 2017
Pretty much sums up the relationship between Nigerian governors and their deputies.
Celebrities › Re: I Carried Drugs At The Darkest Time In My Life – Uche Odoputa by DanseMacabre(m): 10:02am On Jun 16, 2017
Shey that Burberry polo wey him wear na originalhuh
Politics › Re: Throwback Photo Of Gen Obasanjo And T.Y Danjuma At Military Graduation In 1978 by DanseMacabre(m): 9:47am On Jun 16, 2017
Na TY don chop like 30% of all the money wey Nigeria don make as country.

TY, Allah na gya maka, you and OBJ will never go unpunished!
Family › Re: Woman Beaten By Her Husband For Refusing To Have Early Morning Sex (Photo) by DanseMacabre(m): 9:29am On Jun 16, 2017
burkingx:
cheesy
I blame Buhari for this. angry

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