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Crime › Re: Yahoo Boy Arrested In Ilorin After Releasing Maggot In A Lady’s V**ina (photos) by DanseMacabre(m): 5:52pm On Sep 02, 2017
Who else came here to see picture of pussy releasing maggotshuh
Romance › Re: Nigerian Lady Shows Off Her Main "Pussy" (photos) by DanseMacabre(m): 5:44pm On Sep 02, 2017
I really love watching lesbians make out. Nice one.
Politics › Re: Biafra: Uwazuruike Is A Fraud – Nnamdi Kanu by DanseMacabre(m): 5:39pm On Sep 02, 2017
It gets curiouser and curiouser.
Romance › Re: Did She Just Lied Shesva Virgin? by DanseMacabre(m): 5:21pm On Sep 02, 2017
Some babes dey use alum take wash their own to tighten am.


However, most female athletes often have their hymen broken due to strenous sporting activities, so it is unlikely you'd see blood when deflowering them.
Food › Re: How Sallah Meat Was Prepared In Sokoto At Night (Photos) by DanseMacabre(m): 5:13pm On Sep 02, 2017
unite4real:
That's when flies are sleeping
This is the most logical reason bro. Nice one.
Politics › Re: Little Boy; Die Hard Buhari Fan Found In Benue by DanseMacabre(m): 1:52pm On Sep 02, 2017
Of course the little boy went to the market, bought the material, took it to the tailor and had him/her embroider it with the APC logo, then went to collect it when it was ready and paid cash upon receipt, then had someone take him a pic and post it on his social media account, all just to confuse his love for Buhari.


And people like omenkalives are here yarning dust.


Gimme a break.
Politics › Re: Biafran Hatred For Yoruba by DanseMacabre(m): 1:37pm On Sep 02, 2017
OP, I don't think I would be wrong to call you a zombie, afterall it's part of your moniker.
Romance › Re: If You See Olosho, Marry Her! She'll Almost Make A Better Wife. by DanseMacabre(m): 1:25pm On Sep 02, 2017
DarkRebel69:
Then you must lack imagination if the patent sarcasm in the OP's write-up eludes you. And the OP did say something, albeit indirectly. The message s/he sought to convey is that "appearances can be misleading".
If this cliched piece of verbosity sounds in the least way 'patently' sarcastic to you, then you must have an exaggerated sense of imagination. I can only hope you don't hallucinate or hear voices.


And no, the underlyingmessage is that anybody can change. So much for your imagination.
Food › Re: How Sallah Meat Was Prepared In Sokoto At Night (Photos) by DanseMacabre(m): 1:12pm On Sep 02, 2017
MicroBox:
Ritualistic !!
ode..
Because you're told F=ma so that's how it should be forever..
Development is when you are able to use you resources at the right time.
You should have ask the quoted "Why in the night" then the people that have common sense will answer you.
What has development gotta do with slaughtering animals at night, and how does your comment complement or contradict mine? Is all okay with you, bro?
Romance › Re: If You See Olosho, Marry Her! She'll Almost Make A Better Wife. by DanseMacabre(m): 11:24am On Sep 02, 2017
I beg pardon, but this writeup just ended up meandering and saying nothing.
Romance › Re: Man Dies In The Cupboard Of His Mistress After Her Husband Returns Unexpectedly by DanseMacabre(m): 11:20am On Sep 02, 2017
Man that cannot break common cupboard to save his life, is that one a man?
Travel › Re: “only Hungry Looking Lazy Slay Queens Date Nigerians” – South African Lady Rants by DanseMacabre(m): 11:13am On Sep 02, 2017
See hater angry So who ask you all these ones nowhuh
Food › Re: How Sallah Meat Was Prepared In Sokoto At Night (Photos) by DanseMacabre(m): 11:08am On Sep 02, 2017
Asides being performed nocturnally (like what's the need for preparing meat specially at night), it looks kinda ritualistic.

My opinion though, besides Sallah don finish sef.
Crime › Re: Ritualists Hideout Uncovered In A Tunnel At The Challenge Area Of Mushin by DanseMacabre(m): 6:30pm On Aug 31, 2017
omemero:
PLEASE SPEAK YOUR NATIVE DAILET, SOMEONE WILL INTERPRET
Is 'dialet' your native dialect toohuh
Politics › Re: A Colony Of Monkeys And A Congress Of Baboons; By Femi Fani Kayode by DanseMacabre(m): 6:20pm On Aug 31, 2017
Summary please.
Crime › Re: Pastor Arrested For Killing & Burying Two Kids Inside His Church For 50k Rituals by DanseMacabre(m): 1:55pm On Aug 31, 2017
For common 50k that E-Money gave my brethren Airforce1 and he called it nothinghuh
Crime › Re: Popular Vigilante Member Expelled In Delta State For Practicing Cultism. Photos by DanseMacabre(m): 5:21pm On Aug 16, 2017
ifyain:
Please do not tell me that a policeman wrote that letter. I find it very difficult to understand that a serving Nigerian police can not read and write.
Do you know how many previous IG's got to their positions with just WASSCE? You go just weak.
NYSC › Re: Corpers To Embark On Two Weeks Warning Strike by DanseMacabre(m): 5:06pm On Aug 16, 2017
MrMoney007:
Shut up your decayed mouth !, the economy is dead, and you want Corp members to starve to death.

Over 90% of them pay for their accommodation, if they are paramilitary like she said, why aren't they provided with basic amenities?

It's been long I stopped talking to toddlers, I don't know what pushed me to reply to one. Now Mumu out of here!!
Are you usually this [s]irrational[\s] angryhuh
Politics › Re: Gunmen Attack EFCC Headquarters In Abuja (photos) by DanseMacabre(m): 4:54pm On Aug 16, 2017
Gwazah:
cheap smartphones and data bonuses are responsible for this response.
(was the mission of the attackers not complete? They sent a [b]massage[\b] guy).
Who was the masseur/masseusehuh
Politics › Re: Gunmen Attack EFCC Headquarters In Abuja (photos) by DanseMacabre(m): 4:50pm On Aug 16, 2017
BroZuma:
Burning of the Reitchtag
Hmmm. You might just be right, just that in this case I don't see any Third Reich rising here, just 'mere anarchy loosened upon the country', to paraphrase W.B Yeats.
Crime › Re: Chinese People Caught Eating Missing Black Men And Women In Gabon Republic by DanseMacabre(m): 11:56pm On Aug 12, 2017
OP you should add the 'graphic photos' or 'disturbing images' appelation to this post.

It's a quite gory sight, so much that instantly all my elevation don drop immediately.
Crime › Re: Chinese People Caught Eating Missing Black Men And Women In Gabon Republic by DanseMacabre(m): 11:36pm On Aug 12, 2017
Oh boy!


Afonjas still dey learn work where Chinko dey o!

See skull mining on fleek.
Romance › Re: How I Was Raped By My Landlady by DanseMacabre(m): 10:15am On Aug 05, 2017
Your landlady must be a sexy MILF for you to have this kind of enduring fantasy about her.


You know what, be a man and approach her about it, instead of wasting your soap or vaseline masturbating to her image in your head.
Politics › Re: Where The Hell Is Lai Mohammed? by DanseMacabre(m): 10:06am On Aug 05, 2017
FeloniousFelon:
I thought NL auto censors prohibits bullshit so I went for the classical definition.
Okay, I get. Bet you were expecting to see something like cowpoo.
Nairaland General › Re: Ugandan Man Watches Woman Drown Because No One To Help Him Hold His Phones by DanseMacabre(m): 10:01am On Aug 05, 2017
Nigga must have been born and bred in Siberia, this is the height of coldness.


Be that as it may, he's a very pragmatic fellow though.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Siberian Adventure: Vladimir Putin, the world's strongest president (PHOTOS) by DanseMacabre(m): 9:56am On Aug 05, 2017
Quelme:
you nailed it sir.
My man.
Politics › Re: Where The Hell Is Lai Mohammed? by DanseMacabre(m): 9:48am On Aug 05, 2017
Lol. OP sef, so you're among those people that euphemise a spade as a 'garden tool'?


Abeg call it as you see it. The man spews pure unadulterated bullshit . Which one come be bovine excrement again?
NYSC › Re: Nigerians React To The Removal Of NYSC From The Constitution by DanseMacabre(m): 9:30am On Aug 05, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked

This is worthy of celebration....

I know I'd never get back that lost 12months of my life.

But I don't regret it; I met Bilikisu, Sufuyatu, Funke, Iyabo, Ramotu, Oladayo and Monsurat.
What I learnt from these dirty humans would last me a lifetime.
I really missed you(r comments) during my brief hiatus. Hope you didn't MouthAction any of them sha.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Siberian Adventure: Vladimir Putin, the world's strongest president (PHOTOS) by DanseMacabre(m): 9:26am On Aug 05, 2017
The original rugged man. Fayose needs to take a course in Advanced Putinomics, him show-off dey learn work.


Though Putin has a short person's typical penchant for ostentatiousness and larger-than-life portrayal, he's indeed your modern day Renaissance Man, or what's left of the term anyway.
Crime › Re: Florida: Man Suffocated To Death After Having Sex With Pet Anaconda by DanseMacabre(m): 9:17am On Aug 05, 2017
castro316:
Abi you you wan try am?
Shey you be snake nihuh
Crime › Re: Woman Killed By Assassins On Motorcycle In Osogbo (photos) by DanseMacabre(m): 9:14am On Aug 05, 2017
Nawa o. Initially thought it was mining activities, but this one wey dem no explore her corpse, it's most likely assassins.


RIP ma'am.

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