₦airaland Forum

Even me too bro. Still got a lot of wild oats to sow.

Bet I think say na Tramadol dey cause seizure na?

Rest In Peace Get Well Soon, Weezy.

Codeine make sense die sha.

Word.

But Beyonce no even know you, so what's the point?

CHANNELStv2020:
Snubb the Hausa idiot

Pinnick is Hausa

Clark should shut up and quit trying to ingratiate himself with the same set of people that plunged the nation into what it is today. The same Moustache Petes that had the opportunity to place the country in the clouds, but took it to the doldrums in the depths of hell instead.


El Rufai might just be right for the first time in his life: the lot are opportunists, most especially that Clark himself.


As for Jack Gowon, that one loves to play the ostrich, traipsing all over the place forming prayer warrior while Plateau State was burning.



Abeg, Ukochukwu, na the same people.

One die, the other will likely end up in prison, the girl will end up with a totally different herdsman. Yeah herdsman because I don't think civilised Fulanis practice sharro any longer.


'The Passport of Mallam Iliya' comes to mind.

Abagworo:
I will vote his son than anybody in PDP.

Okay, But why do you feel the need to share this info with me?

sarrki:
I kind of agree

Same youths that produced Gani Adams, Evans FFK,Asari dokubo, Nnamdi KANU and shekau to mentioned but few

And which youths produced the ones that produced those ones?


And don't tell me to ask Google. That's already stale.

If I talk wetin dey my mind now, dem go tag am hate speech, so I'll have to make do with 'Bisi Akande, your father!'

Redoil:
If you want biafra to stay click like If you want biafra to click share

What is the other option lemme decide whether to click 'like' or 'share'?

The most apt comparison I can think of is a tenant whose rent is due knocking on his landlord's door at five in the morning to serve him an eviction letter.

The notion is utterly ludicrous.

The girl isn't that handicapped. She's pretty and her kpekus isn't in any way out-of-bounds for quality sex.


Sha he's found his hackneyed five minutes of fame.

Wow. This is highly surprising. A thread as fertile and fertilised for tribal bashing and resultant traffic hasn't hit frontpage yet.

Nairaland seems to be changing.

I don't know why Okorocha wants to hand over to his son-in-law when he has an eligible son.


Ahamaefula Okorocha for Imo State Governor 2019!!!

Man I think you should see a dermatologist for proper diagnosis, because I would have thought it was eczema. However if you're cash-strapped you could at least try a pharmacist.

There's a very effective tubed cream called Beytucen. You could try it.

XenaOko221:
Who is she today please? she still dey irrelevant... . And Bros before I forget, you gon gon, who are you?

Lmao. This got me in stitches man.

shigishege:
u guy dont even av human pity or feelings at all. in all dat dis guy write like dis so u can still av mind to comment dis trash i pray u too experience dis very same and even worse than dis so we can also comment behind u. all u guys know is to fight tribalism on matter dat doesnt concern any of ur generation. dis is a igbo boy in need help but u other tribe now will be turning d topic to tribal issue or fun. oloriburuku gbogbo

You seem to have comprehension issues and weighty grudges, but it's okay.

OP if I talk say I understand this your news wallahi na lie I dey lie.

henrinco:
Diagnosis without clinical interview... you must be a bad Clinician!!

If I were to ask you what cult group/fraternity the young man belongs to, would you know?


Do you then see that I could diagnose his ailment just from reading about the symptoms?

Mechette:
MEANING?

It might be over your head, don't bother.

digoster:
what are you saying

What are you reading

Omenka, since you're championing common sense and logical reasoning and what not, you think it out of turn for a state governor to respond to an emergency concerning roads in his state even if they are 'federal' roads? And you celebrate the divinity of your train of thought?


As much as I tend to ignore the jibes thrown in your post, I'll have to (for the sake of virtual camaraderie) advise you to tone down your hatred for 'Potor Republic' lest it totally shears what's left of your reasoning.


And the 'they' you keep on reiterating about, it seems you're the only one seeing them, because I see no one rejoicing over the reported death. Or maybe I'm not hateful enough.

blackylola:
no wonder the money is not coming to you

Okay it has come to you? Abeg find me 5k na.

Mrkumareze:
Your idea is quite ok for someone in your category.

I don't quite follow you.

omenkaLives:
First off, I have never been ashamed to say Ortom is a failure. But that aside, what the fvck was this got to do with him? How is it his responsibility to fix a federal road? Even if it were, how do we blame a man for a natural mishap? In addition, we all know this is all too common an occurrence in Potor Republic. For every one such erosion in the middle belt, there's a thousand in Potor Republic.

This is one of the reasons Potor Pigs and Idiots would always stand out in any stupidity contest.

The only time you see them get excited is when people experience a tragedy, especially death. Regardless, their own tragedy is the worst of all- Raw undiluted and omnipresent foolishness. Little wonder why you'd find them licking the urine of a lucky scum like Nnamdi Mavrodi Kanu.

Oga, portions of the highway falling off in your state and whilst shifting responsibility from your governor, you still manage to drag IPOB into this matter again?


I bow o.

I go flex five milla on car, woman and controlled substances, then I go use five milla stake 4 sure odds for Bet9ja so as to quadruple my investment.

SalamRushdie:
We're you a militant ?

I wouldn't say so bro, but to an extent I hobnobbed with a few of them. Why do you ask?

SaiNigeria:
The identity of the victims is yet to be revealed so Omenka could be one of them.

#pray for Benue

Kai! I didn't even think about that o. You could be very right.


#PrayForOmenka

Which kyn hustling be that? Hope no be Chukwuokike Abiama developmental project?


Na joke I dey o. I no get advice so make I follow Evaberry example.



*Modified: A brilliant idea just hit me. While you're away, you can masturbate to her nudes, since the idea of separation is tortuous to you.

Shey dem go blame Fulani herdsmen for this too?


Benue State government na automatic Ortomatic failure.


This is one of those threads omenkalives or whatever that clown's name is would see a 'Road Under Construction' sign (no pun intended) and avoid.

cristianisraeli:
damn!!! dude..i dont give a bleep..open your own thread and post about it..damn!!!..you be woman??

Hope you're mentally okay? Watch it man. Damn, I should have noticed, your moniker gives you away as someone possibly schizophrenic.

Good day.

cristianisraeli:
you sef hold your camels..comot here abeg...

how many foreigners do you have in the nigerian army??

is there no tribalism in nigeria?

abeg dead this talk

How does Israel being a racist country relate to the number of foreigners in the Nigerian army?

Shey you be Netanyanhu houseboy ni?

Make I take your advice comot abeg.