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Foreign Affairs › Re: Ethopian Man Dr Avi Yitzhaki Becomes First Israel Defence Force Colonel(photos) by DanseMacabre(m): 11:16am On Sep 04, 2017
cristianisraeli:
first person from ethopia,most people dont know the meaning of IDF so i wanted to add the full meaning..
'Dr Avi Yitzhaki Becomes First Ethiopian Colonel in Israel Defence Force' would still make the meaning clearer.

Just saying.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Ethopian Man Dr Avi Yitzhaki Becomes First Israel Defence Force Colonel(photos) by DanseMacabre(m): 11:11am On Sep 04, 2017
cristianisraeli:
to those that call israel a racist country..LOL..
Hold your horses, bro. This, asides the fact that Israel and Ethiopia share a lot of historical antecedents, one-in-a-millionth chance doesn't detract from the fact that Israel, and Arabs or Semitic folks in general, detest and loathe blacks.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Ethopian Man Dr Avi Yitzhaki Becomes First Israel Defence Force Colonel(photos) by DanseMacabre(m): 11:05am On Sep 04, 2017
Wow. Nice one. But OP, your header makes it sound like he's the first person ever to be promoted to the rank of colonel in the IDF.
Romance › Re: How Does A P**ssy Taste Like = GUYS ONLY by DanseMacabre(m): 10:54am On Sep 04, 2017
Tastes like sushi.
Politics › Re: Members Of Biafra BSS On Speed Boat Patrol by DanseMacabre(m):
But since they aren't (visibly) armed, how dem wan take repel 'Fulani/Hausa vampires'? Na jazz dem dey use nihuh


Nostalgic pic though. Reminds me of the wasted year slaving for my foster fatherland in the waterways of Bayelsa.
Crime › Re: Man Writes Suicide Note In Enugu, Drinks Rat Poison But Was Rescued (Photos) by DanseMacabre(m): 10:38am On Sep 04, 2017
'In the name of Futa-Jalun my mother high temple.'


Diagnosis: Radicalisation, leading to mental retardation and subsequent disenchantment with life. Non compos mentis.

Recommendation: T.B Joshua's or the psychatric wing of the closest functional hospital.
Politics › Re: Even The Biafrans Have Risen Against You' Shekau Mocks Buhari, Army In New Video by DanseMacabre(m): 10:23am On Sep 04, 2017
The funny or is it the most ironical thing is that asides being immortal, 'Shekau' always says the truth. 'Shekau' might just be a creation of the CIA.


So, does this mean IPOB and Boko Haram are technically allies now? grin
Celebrities › Re: 2baba Under Serious Fire After Liking An X-rated Video - Photos by DanseMacabre(m): 10:12am On Sep 04, 2017
marooh:
ProPorn watcher... ...
As you proud to say this in public it means you are among Top 5 most porn watchman in d world
grin
Lol. Yeah, but na true now. Besides, I'm saying it 'anonymously'.
Christianity Etc › Re: Will Members Of The NIGERIA Police Make Heaven? by DanseMacabre(m): 8:27am On Sep 04, 2017
Can a tyranosaurus pass through the eye of a needle?
Celebrities › Re: Unbelievable! See These Throwback Photos Of DJ Khaled by DanseMacabre(m): 8:24am On Sep 04, 2017
In DJ Khaled's voice: 'Another one'. grin
Celebrities › Re: Months After Losing Mum, Nigerian Rapper Milli Loses Dad Too by DanseMacabre(m): 8:10am On Sep 04, 2017
RIP to the dead.


If to say him don blow, and if I believed in such mumbo-jumbo, I for say him don use them do sacrifice.
Celebrities › Re: 2baba Under Serious Fire After Liking An X-rated Video - Photos by DanseMacabre(m): 8:07am On Sep 04, 2017
Nigerians are the most hypocritical people on earth. Who doesn't watch porn?
Nairaland General › Re: This Long Snake Was Killed In My Neighbour's Room Yesterday Night by DanseMacabre(m): 8:03am On Sep 04, 2017
Wow. Your friend should thank the good lord that his WiFi was passworded, and as such his/her village people could not access it for unlimited browsing.

I don't know if lalasticlala shares my opinion though.
Christianity Etc › Re: Mbaka: "Igbos Will Lose More, No Hausa Or Yoruba Has Property In Igboland" by DanseMacabre(m): 7:55am On Sep 04, 2017
Benekruku:


Tell them Fr. Mbaka!

[b]There
elites know that fact but the village breed and unexposed lots are not enlighten enough to comprehend

[/b]
I beg pardon, but you sound like the unenlightened one here.
Christianity Etc › Re: Mbaka: "Igbos Will Lose More, No Hausa Or Yoruba Has Property In Igboland" by DanseMacabre(m): 7:52am On Sep 04, 2017
Well said. Igbos in the north stand to lose a great deal should Nigeria break up, but property and wealth can be recouped if lost or stolen.

I still think those are some of what Ndigbo would have to sacrifice for the greater good of achieving Biafra, instead of remaining third-class citizens in a country whose warranty has expired.
Politics › Re: Buhari Must Learn How To Listen To Advice To Aviod What Is About To Happen- IBB by DanseMacabre(m): 7:42am On Sep 04, 2017
9japrof:
IBB one of the worse things that happened to the contraception called Nigeria.

The serious economic woes of Nigeria started with his ill advised structural adjustment programme, which from that point on, our economy started nosediving, boycotting a democratically elected government was another serious misdemeanor from this guy.

I am not surprised though, those who should hide their face in shame are always the ones dishing out advices all over the place like they know better or had done better when they had the chance
I think you meant contraption, bro.
Romance › Re: 13 Of The Most Famous Prostitutes In The History Of Prostitution by DanseMacabre(m): 7:32am On Sep 04, 2017
No Nigerian(ess) made this list? Even the likes of Alakija, Patricia Etteh and co?
Food › Re: How Sallah Meat Was Prepared In Sokoto At Night (Photos) by DanseMacabre(m): 7:26am On Sep 04, 2017
drtee247:
u must be yoruba
And by what route did you arrive at that conclusion, good sir?
Romance › Re: If You See Olosho, Marry Her! She'll Almost Make A Better Wife. by DanseMacabre(m): 11:31pm On Sep 03, 2017
DarkRebel69:
If it's not sarcasm or satire, are you insinuating then that the writer was being literal when she opined that men should begin now marry "ladies of the evening" should they come by one? If you claim my imagination is exaggerated then it appears yours is sorely under-used.

As regards the second half of your comment, we're both saying the same thing in different ways. "Appearances can be deceiving". "Anybody can change" – Potato, poTAto.
Another thing I find curious: First you say the OP wounded up saying "nothing", and yet in this comment you seemed to have magically discovered the "underlying message" of what you prior had called meaningless meanderings. How so?
Does the idiom 'beating around the bush' strike a chord with you?
Christianity Etc › Re: "God Stopped Bullets From Entering My Body"; Man Attacked By Armed Robbers.PICS by DanseMacabre(m): 11:23pm On Sep 03, 2017
Agimor:
Doing everything just to discredit his claims.




Indeed God is alive and he's still doing his mighty deeds mysteriously.
Okay.
Christianity Etc › Re: "God Stopped Bullets From Entering My Body"; Man Attacked By Armed Robbers.PICS by DanseMacabre(m): 7:44pm On Sep 02, 2017
Oga, relax. Those guys been no wan kill you.
Crime › Re: Wife Cuts Off Husband’s Manhood, Flushes It Away by DanseMacabre(m): 7:37pm On Sep 02, 2017
Where is the pic of the prick inside soakawayhuh
Romance › Re: Nigerian Lady Shows Off Her Main "Pussy" (photos) by DanseMacabre(m): 7:28pm On Sep 02, 2017
IwantToShashe:
You mean the main meal or the desert ? grin grin
The dessert of course, but that's no dessert hombre. That's a hundred-course meal.
Romance › Re: He Broke Up With Me.... When He Noticed Am Over Him,he Did This by DanseMacabre(m): 7:24pm On Sep 02, 2017
Kill the motherfucker. angry
Romance › Re: Nigerian Lady Shows Off Her Main "Pussy" (photos) by DanseMacabre(m): 7:14pm On Sep 02, 2017
IwantToShashe:
. .
Oya take dis one as desert grin grin
Chai. If I chop this one I no go chop for the next one year. grin
Politics › Re: Nnamdi Kanu Is Bigger Than Buhari - Fani Kayode by DanseMacabre(m): 7:11pm On Sep 02, 2017
Lol. Why not Awolowo and Oduduwa? Crackhead, though lucid once in a while, a verbose buffoon manifesting symptoms of delusions of grandeur.
Romance › Re: Nigerian Lady Shows Off Her Main "Pussy" (photos) by DanseMacabre(m): 7:07pm On Sep 02, 2017
[quote author=IwantToShashe post=60071866][/quote]Oboy!!! Bros you don whet my appetite o. Chai and na garri me wan soak so o. sad
Romance › Re: Going Out On A Date On A N1,500 Budget How Do I Go About It? by DanseMacabre(m): 6:59pm On Sep 02, 2017
Take her to mai shayi for Indomie and egg.
Romance › Re: Nigerian Lady Shows Off Her Main "Pussy" (photos) by DanseMacabre(m): 6:56pm On Sep 02, 2017
IwantToShashe:
The correlation is that they are both homosexuals. Abi dem different. You are not meant to like one and despise the other.
But I explicitly mentioned lesbians. Neither do I remember saying I despised male homosexuals.


Or do you get a kick out of putting words in people's mouths?
Romance › Re: WHAT IS THE WEIRDEST FETISH YOU HAVE OR HAVE HEARD OF? by DanseMacabre(m): 6:51pm On Sep 02, 2017
A guy giving MouthAction to his girl whilst on her period.
Romance › Re: Did She Just Lied Shesva Virgin? by DanseMacabre(m): 6:46pm On Sep 02, 2017
Prestige001:
tnx, but shes anti sport.
Okay. I think lubrication would do the trick then.
Romance › Re: Nigerian Lady Shows Off Her Main "Pussy" (photos) by DanseMacabre(m): 6:44pm On Sep 02, 2017
IwantToShashe:
You would also love watching gays make out too. Cm'on don't be a hypocrite now huh angry cry
I don't see the corelation.

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