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Booked.

Sorry Sorry o.

I still dey talk am say dem all, plus the Williams, plus the workers na foos. Carry better two-by-two plank nack that Chinko for head see whether him brain no go reset.


Bunch of cowards. *spits*

So how this pic of person wey dey finger woman take join for this gist

Mtchew. Dem no carry better two-by-two nack the Chinko for head make him eye clear. Kung Fu ko, Shi Fu ni.

This was in the news some time ago. Why do you guys keep on recycling fake news?

IdeyFindWife:
We are watching them; not many of them in the SS but for withholding and wasting our oil revenue, payday is coming fast.

After failing at properly developing their region with all the freebies they unjustly siphoned, their sense of sufficiency in Chad Basin oil-discovery is pushing into thinking they can stand alone. Let them continue.

Men this country just keeps getting funnier.

Hahaha. Don't tell me they're next planning to start herding non-indigenes into ghettos, and issuing them residency permits.


Does this mean El Rufai is a neo-Nazi in disguise? Hmmmmm,


With the prevailing herd mentality, not to talk of the theories of a Northern conspiracy, I won't be surprised when other Northern governors follow suit.

So what is extraplanetary about this now?

Pinshure or...you know the drill.

I only wish I was the one who found her.

Moment of silence for the fallen wig.

These guys are just tomfooling around. Why attempt such a gargantuan and ineffective task when you can just wait till 2019 and vote him out, whilst honing your 'village remote' skills, a la Abubakar Audu, just in case he manages to win again?

sarrki:
Helps search

Who search epp

sarrki:
Hmmm ask Google

Who Google epp

Who she epp

In fact he is a hopeless, useless, reckless, worthless, spineless bastard.

If I wan impersonate force na ekelebe wey no get levels I go impersonate?


When a wise young Tahitian once said 'if you wan chop frog, chop the one wey get belle'?


Bright Ubah like say you want make some people use us shine this night abi

Does this mean that Hamburger died in vain

So what happens to Golden, his alleged assassin

No forking Englishman dead or alive (well maybe with the exception of William Shakespeare and Guy Fawkes) has the right to say anything negative about Nigeria, because they created the sinkhole called Nigeria.


Wawan shegunaye kowai.

Since I have nothing to say, let me just use my last fork of the day to say two things.


End time flood.


RIP.

Admittedly, the Nigerian educational system is in free fall, but I'm of the opinion that polytechnic Engineering graduates are better, or to avoid the ire of some who feel otherwise, at least more practical than their university counterparts.

Synord:
An instrument used for cultivating on a farm !!

Lmao. Bro call a hoe a hoe and not a cultivating instrument abeg.

'Nelly Jose Mourinho Sylva'.


Bush girl still dey worry this one.

I swear to god gimme the job. Na to just dey burn weed for the house. All these evil spirits, witches, goblins, leprechauns, gwei-gwei, poltergeists and demons dey fear igbo die.

stephleena:
all I see,is an afonjan,heading back to ogbomosho,with a keg of red oil,for ewedu soup...

Has anyone ever told you that you're very beautiful observant?

And so? Who una epp

If it's beautiful then why'd you kill it?


Are you sadistic?

Ishilove:
Friedplantain? How can I be your mentor? You wey fit born me
Warm greetings to you too, troublemaker

So I was somewhat right yeah?

And Dino Melaye is a compound idiot high on expensive drugs. I think that's what he's implying: Bello takes Tramadol and Rohypnol, Dino takes cocaine and methamphetamines.

Truly, all man needs to succeed is within him. There is no excuse for failure.

Delectable lady.

I agree, but it's also clear that Dino is high on expensive drugs.