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Shey snake get visible and humanly-penetratable pussy


Lalasticlala go carry this one go promised land so, this one wey na snake kpoof the man and not the other way round?

Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew.



Abeg make any whistleblower find PDP member snitch give DSS. Dem don run out of work again.

Shiit. This is utterly reprehensible and disgustingly heart-wrenching.


This is a totally defenceless creature. Abi na hunger cause this one? It should be hunger. That's the only reasonable explanation.

Chai. Girls have it so easy. Would that there were such places wey men fit go strip hustle too, but we never liberate reach that level yet

Where dem dey shop? Na Shoprite? Park'n'Shop? The Palms? Macy's? Next?


Abi na Mama Chidinma wey dey sell 'ihe ofe'/'kayan mia'? Abi Ishaya, that Micika mai shayi?


Expired lunatics.

This is def not a new sight, but still, it must have been a sight like this that gave MJ the inspiration for 'Speechless'.


We are gradually regressing to our initial state of unclothedness, and it'll soon be normal.


I'm not proselytising or anything - I personally would love to bury my dick deep in that ass - but this trend of public nudity is getting worrisome.


And this yansh sef must be enhanced. Those legs look too thin - they weren't made to carry that load.

Another subtle thread for fanning the embers, no, the already raging Nairaland wildfire of tribal e-warring.


I'll pass: it's too early to start the day with negative energy.

And him still lean like this? Abeg this one na all this small charm wey the food go dey enter the spectators/bystanders dem belle.


Thought he was a genuine gourmand.

Ehya. You too start taking Tramadol before each sexual bout. I bet you he would be the one trying to pacify you. The only thing is that your bed may turn to a wrestling ring.

I beg to disagree. NEPA just stuck because pronouncing 'PHCN' is quite a mouthful. '9mobile' is even easier to pronounce than 'Etisalat' and I bet you that the name will stick over time.


As some commentators already said, most other of your examples don't follow; there is a clear difference between most of those products you mentioned, hence if you go to a shop intending to buy, say, Ariel or Sunlight or So Klin detergents and ask for Omo, you will be given Omo.


Btw, do you by any chance stay in a ghetto, OP? I'm guessing yes, as that would inform your submission.

naptu2:
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caveat.emptor, joh.nie, joseph.1832, AH.CB, DanseMacabre, sta.gger

Bless you for this naptu2. I had an orgasmic time going through this, as well as discovering how massive Majek Fashek was during his halcyon days, as I wasn't old enough then.

Bless.

NwaAmaikpe:
Gbam. Your English teacher did a good job in your life.

Lol. Mah man, yours too.

OP, your topic makes it seem as though the residents first killed the hotelier's girlfriend, then apprehended the poor man who was obviously scared and fleeing for his own life.


Grammar fall on you.

bizza45:
Kendrick Lamar don dey affect this guy ... DNA .. Dead Nigga Association

Nah, more like deoxybonucleic acid, I would think.

franchizy:
Seeing her name alone, i dont believe her story because our igbo sisters can do anything for money.

Im igbo and i must say that our people have really given us a bad name in the name of developing a certain region.

We igbos are shameless.

Nnamdi kanu is a caward, criminal, fraudster and his bail will be cancelled come July 12th.

Kuje prison loading.

October 1st on my mind.

Brain no dey pain you so?

Shiit. Knew this guy back then in Yenagoa. RIP.

But most of the roads in Yenagoa are too narrow for power biking, especially at high speed.

Rokaa:
The educated south.

How does this relate to the post

No comment. Where's nwaAmaikpe when you need him

After just two years?
Stomach infrastructure no favour this fat fool be that.

charles009:
Even we grey hairs dey on wither. Before small kk boys go use us count scores.

But the way dem take dey OVB RBs for that coast dey run water for my eyes o. Abeg en garde o.

Omo, this rough seas for Cali don dey turn to full blown cyclone o...

Stale news. This same topic was on FP not quite two months ago. Makes one wonder what it is really these mods are doing, other than banning people whose views do not tally with theirs.

BiafraBushBoy:
Your signature...

Hahahaha... Make I copy am abeg!!

I be Jumbo master sha...

It's a free world bro...


I been like jumbo too, bet now wey person no dey see money na tiny sure pass o.

BiafraBushBoy:
Thank God...
I love America..

Men you sabi roll o.

It can never be possible in this hellhole where hypocrites hold sway at the helm of affairs, though they're the biggest users.


#LegaliseTheHerb

OtemAtum:
This message doesn't concern me. It is for the sheeple. The fire in the afterlife of goddess Aluna is cold and not hot. I'll go play with that fire there.

However, in the afterlives, everything is possible. You can turn hotness to AC. I've been there before.

You have a very vast and flexible imagination bro. I envy you that.

Ishilove:
Right about...?

About the person behind that moniker being an old hand.

Good morning.

Victornezzar:
Omo God works in mysterious ways oo

Yeah, that's the usual generic explanation.

It's one generic testimony, about how she didn't apply for a job, not to talk of attending an interview, but ended up getting an employment letter.


It pisses me off.

whitebeard:

Isn't this stale already?


With all the white bear-bear wey full your face, you never still gree get sense.