Romance › Re: Beautiful Math Teacher Charged With Having Sex With Three Students (photos) by DanseMacabre(m): 1:51pm On Jun 13, 2017 |
Those students wey whistleblow am no like better thing.  |
Crime › Re: Lagos And Abuja Had The Highest Crime Rates In 2016 by DanseMacabre(m): 1:47pm On Jun 13, 2017 |
Ishilove: King 'made' Danse Macabre  There you go again. Just Google the term already.  |
Crime › Re: 6-Year-Old Girl From Benue Wandering In Abakaliki, Ebonyi. Photo by DanseMacabre(m): 1:45pm On Jun 13, 2017 |
nwadiuko1: i read that book.........mai sunsai... Nice to know, bro. |
Crime › Re: Father Of Kidnapper Evans Sells Pig To Survive, Wife Misled His Son by DanseMacabre(m): 1:33pm On Jun 13, 2017 |
Yeah yeah. Adam set the trend by blaming it on Eve. Blame it on the woman.
Me, as a soji man and Jamie Foxx fan, I blame it on the al al al al al alcohol. |
Crime › Re: How A Whistleblower Exposed Evans Chukwudi Onuamadike, Billionaire Kidnapper by DanseMacabre(m): 1:31pm On Jun 13, 2017 |
I said it earlier na: whistleblowing on fleek. |
Politics › Re: Profile: Flora Shaw, The Woman That Coined The Name "Nigeria" by DanseMacabre(m): 1:26pm On Jun 13, 2017 |
Ok, but is it on record that her 'Nigeria' was just a politically correct term for 'nigger area', and not 'Niger area' as our history books would have us believe? |
Celebrities › Re: Nigeria Has Only Two Tribes - Singer, Yemi Alade Speaks On Quit Notice On Igbos by DanseMacabre(m): 1:24pm On Jun 13, 2017 |
Kai! This girl disappointed me o.
Thought she was gonna say afonjas and Igbos.
Yemi, you are a slay queen who knows her mental onions. |
Crime › Re: 2 Ladies Fight Publicly, Disgrace Each Other (Photos) by DanseMacabre(m): 1:19pm On Jun 13, 2017*. Modified: 3:08pm On Jun 13, 2017 |
Mtchew. That fatty bom-bom no even fit fight.
This proves what a wise Papua New Guinean man once said: big body na signboard.
Wow, FTC, and I no dey even shout.
I dedicate this to all the bored, depressed and unemployed youths out there, our hustle go pay. |
Crime › Re: Photos From The Burial Of 'Gbaja Marine', Nigerian Cultist Killed In Ghana by DanseMacabre(m): 1:15pm On Jun 13, 2017 |
Wait o, na cannabis wraps dem align for him picture frame so?
Him and him boatman (Charis) go high enough before dem reach underworld be that. |
Crime › Re: Photos From The Burial Of 'Gbaja Marine', Nigerian Cultist Killed In Ghana by DanseMacabre(m): 12:57pm On Jun 13, 2017 |
Dead men don't count.
You are now food for the fishes, Herr Gbaja Marine. Same as plankton and barnacles.
Enjoy your stay as another statistic in the belly of the whale. |
Crime › Re: Lagos And Abuja Had The Highest Crime Rates In 2016 by DanseMacabre(m): 12:53pm On Jun 13, 2017 |
nijabazaar: The Dome, The last Stand, Carrie , Black house and The pet Sematary HOW COULD I FORGET BLACK HOUSE? Make that number one, Mr Munshun. 
You're a true King fan, bro. |
Politics › Re: Four Students Injured As Bus Rams Into A Truck In Igando (photos) by DanseMacabre(m): 12:50pm On Jun 13, 2017 |
Another day to be thankful. That I'm alive, and that they are too.
cc lalasticlala mynd44 dominique |
Crime › Re: Lagos And Abuja Had The Highest Crime Rates In 2016 by DanseMacabre(m): 12:46pm On Jun 13, 2017 |
nijabazaar: Are u a Stephen King Fan Yes, but before you ask, my moniker doesn't derive from his novel of the same name. My best King's novels are 'The Tommyknockers' and 'Hearts in Atlantis'. Which are yours? Ishilove, you're not alone, again. |
Politics › Re: Herdsmen With Arms Storm Taraba Assembly, Threaten Showdown Over Grazing Bill by DanseMacabre(m): 12:40pm On Jun 13, 2017 |
Samunique: Oh !
Sorry bro, thought it was of those senseless posters on NL !!! Sorry too, but you made me waste a fork I was saving for one of those senseless posters too.  Peace. |
Education › Re: Igbo Girl Picked Northern University In JAMB Oo by DanseMacabre(m): 12:37pm On Jun 13, 2017 |
Don't fret, girl. At the worst you'd be needing a visa to complete your studies. That is if you're offered admission.  |
Romance › Re: Mum 31, Impregnated By 16 Years Old Lover Gave Birth At Home (photos) by DanseMacabre(m): 12:34pm On Jun 13, 2017 |
With this MILF's abi cougar's looks, I wouldn't mind having even quadruplets with her.
Way to go!!! |
Crime › Re: Armed Herdsmen Storms Taraba House Of Assembly Threatens Showdown by DanseMacabre(m): 12:29pm On Jun 13, 2017 |
mynd44 the other thread looks more engaging than this one.
Anyway, like I earlier opined in the other thread, in this country attack is the best form of defence.
ASUU and NLC should also bear arms when next they embark on industrial action, to fasttrack approval of their demands. |
Politics › Re: Herdsmen With Arms Storm Taraba Assembly, Threaten Showdown Over Grazing Bill by DanseMacabre(m): 12:23pm On Jun 13, 2017 |
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Christianity Etc › Re: PHOTOS: Pastor Joshua Iginla Gives Cars And Money To Widows In South Africa by DanseMacabre(m): 12:17pm On Jun 13, 2017 |
Make Evans Enwerem no name this man for that 'noisemakers' list o.  Contemporary Nigerian churches are just a ponzi scheme with attendant religious accoutrements and entrapments. |
Crime › Re: I Don’t Know My Husband Was A Kidnapper!- Evans' Wife(photos) by DanseMacabre(m): 12:08pm On Jun 13, 2017 |
I understand. You thought he was into 'international business'.
Goodlooking kids, by the way.
Shame their father's shadiness has tainted their reputation. The only other way out is to begin a new life under a new name.
But the wife still looks delectable. I could loan her my surname for some of that millions in the akant. |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: N-power Programme 2017 Registration: All You Need To Know by DanseMacabre(m): 11:50am On Jun 13, 2017 |
agadaone1: July not June Thanks. I missed that. |
Crime › Re: Hausa Man Stabs Igbo Man In Enugu With Dagger Over Problem Caused By N50(photos) by DanseMacabre(m): 11:46am On Jun 13, 2017 |
You don't know how true the story is, yet you posted.  I'm not saying anything 'bout the English sef. |
Crime › Re: Badoo Members Break Mountain Of Fire Pastor’s Head With Mortar In Ikorodu by DanseMacabre(m): 11:43am On Jun 13, 2017 |
Pestle, not mortar. |
Romance › Re: “I Expect My Man To Cover Rent, Groceries And Chop Money”- Nigerian Twitter User by DanseMacabre(m): 11:41am On Jun 13, 2017 |
No be this chick wey been trend that year for lesboism and cocaine?
Uduak, abeg add 'market' money to that list. |
Politics › Re: Igbo Quit Notice: Kano Police Commissioner Vows To Protect Igbo Residents by DanseMacabre(m): 11:37am On Jun 13, 2017 |
Who your vow epp
You be Voltron  |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: N-power Programme 2017 Registration: All You Need To Know by DanseMacabre(m): 11:33am On Jun 13, 2017 |
Application deadline is today? |
Politics › Re: Herdsmen With Arms Storm Taraba Assembly, Threaten Showdown Over Grazing Bill by DanseMacabre(m): 11:27am On Jun 13, 2017 |
No time. Attack is the best form of defence.
ASUU and NLC too should take up arms when next they're embarking on industrial action, to fasttrack the approval of their demands. |
Crime › Re: Lagos And Abuja Had The Highest Crime Rates In 2016 by DanseMacabre(m): 11:20am On Jun 13, 2017 |
Of course. With more development and population influx comes a resultant increase in crime and moral decadence. |
Crime › Re: 6-Year-Old Girl From Benue Wandering In Abakaliki, Ebonyi. Photo by DanseMacabre(m): 11:17am On Jun 13, 2017 |
Omo. This one dey like that wandering spirit wey dem do Mai Tsuntsaye for 'Burning Bush'.
I know say Indomie Generation no fit relate to the allusion, but any how thank God the kid was found. |
Health › Re: What Is The Name Of The Meat Bone Nigerians Called Biscuit Bone? by DanseMacabre(m): 9:00am On Jun 13, 2017 |
fineboynl: DanseMacabre, Loyalblak007.
thanks a lot for pointing it out. I know of tendon in the bone jents after looking at the skeleton digram/label and also after reading of bone injuries. but kind of confused which is the biscuits bone.
I injured my knee close to 3 months now and still feeling pains there.
its cartilage I just did research
thanks a lot. Aw. Sorry about that bro. Quick recovery. |
Politics › Re: Abdulsalami Abubakar Celebrates His 75th Birthday Today by DanseMacabre(m): 8:28am On Jun 13, 2017 |
Happy Birthday Sir. I know that is your army age, and in all likelihood you're in your eighties. But most of us are guilty of the same, so who am I to judge. Plus you're the original #BeardGangGeneral  |
Health › Re: What Is The Name Of The Meat Bone Nigerians Called Biscuit Bone? by DanseMacabre(m): 8:11am On Jun 13, 2017 |
Tendon, I would guess. Or no, cartilage. |