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Politics › Re: Aisha Jummai Al-Hassan Supports Atiku For 2019, Caught On Camera (Video) by DanseMacabre(m): 6:34am On Sep 06, 2017
sarrki:
Wailers are the Egyptians, they won't believe the Israelites are out of RECESSION until they perish in the Red Sea!!

Anything against pmb is welcome

Aisha alhassan and atiku are Fulani's

They are Muslims
.

They just hate pmb due to fighting of corruption which they cherished and love passionately
While Buhari is Ishan and Scientologist, I guess?
Politics › Re: Aisha Jummai Al-Hassan Supports Atiku For 2019, Caught On Camera (Video) by DanseMacabre(m): 6:30am On Sep 06, 2017
Another subtly glaring sign heralding the implosion of APC.

This is one of the vultures Aisha was talking about.


Oya madam, sharply come and do the needful by telling us your account was hacked.
Business › Re: Tony Elumelu And His Twin Boys, Tony And Toby Pictured Together by DanseMacabre(m): 11:07pm On Sep 05, 2017
moshino:
All the same, I hope you know you can become bigger and better than Tony Elumelu if you put the efforts.
I do bro. Thanks for the movitation.
Christianity Etc › Re: "God Is A Mass Murderer, Worse Than Boko Haram" - Nigerian Celebrity by DanseMacabre(m): 10:55pm On Sep 05, 2017
Trust me, hitherto unknown (at least to me) 'celebrity', you're not even the thousandth person to say this.

Just try your best to maximise your five minutes of virtual fame, that's if you can cope with the inevitable backlash that follows; and fade once again into oblivion.


From an unconcerned citizen who spares his last fork of the night for your matter.


Buenos nochas.
Business › Re: Tony Elumelu And His Twin Boys, Tony And Toby Pictured Together by DanseMacabre(m): 10:43pm On Sep 05, 2017
Ishilove:
Tah! angry tongue
Chai Ishi, this kyn flogging go even emasculate me join o.
Business › Re: Tony Elumelu And His Twin Boys, Tony And Toby Pictured Together by DanseMacabre(m): 10:40pm On Sep 05, 2017
moshino:
What happened to your real father?
Strange things...
Business › Re: Tony Elumelu And His Twin Boys, Tony And Toby Pictured Together by DanseMacabre(m): 10:38pm On Sep 05, 2017
enemyofprogress:
na dis man wey you senior with five years you dey wish make him be your papa,chai shame no dey your body again.Poverty na disease, come make I adopt you tongue tongue
No o, e no reach five years o, na only three. But you go fit dey gimme monthly allowance of like 50k?
Politics › Re: Hate Speech: How A Corper Was Killed In Bauchi In 2011 - Facebook User Recalls by DanseMacabre(m): 7:13pm On Sep 05, 2017
For a moment I almost thought you were referring to Oluwaseun Oseni.
Politics › Re: I Have Friends From Igbo And My First Wife Is From Calabar-arewa Youth President by DanseMacabre(m): 7:06pm On Sep 05, 2017
Your five minutes of fame is over. Deal with your lost relevance or do something more provocative. At least you've got the backing.


Anumpam.
Romance › Re: Where Can I Buy Alum by DanseMacabre(m): 7:02pm On Sep 05, 2017
I think say you be chick. I been wan ask whether you wan tighten your pussy.
Crime › Re: Metrogunmen Kidnap Three Policemen In Zamfara by DanseMacabre(m): 6:58pm On Sep 05, 2017
That's why I had to stop mining work there. Very very very unsafe state, what with cattle rustlers, marauders and just plain armed bandits.


Fork the police anyway, I just feel for their families.
Politics › Re: Governor Samuel Ortom Orders Immediate Repair Of Collapsed Makurdi-lafia Road by DanseMacabre(m): 6:51pm On Sep 05, 2017
omenkaLives:
Oga, stop proving your proving how dense you are to me repeatedly because I've seen enough already.

People like you live all your life in one secluded enclave with no idea whatsoever what the world around you looks like or how it works and type crap all over the place thinking you are making sense.

If a Potor governor fixes some gully erosion ravaged federal road in your enclave, does that make the roads a state road?

Makurdi Lafia road is a federal road and it is not the responsibility of states to fix federal roads. If he fixes it, fine, if he doesn't, you can't blame him.

How difficult is that for you to understand?

You may remain ignorant if that serves you well anyway. It is your right to do so.

Bye.


You shall henceforth be ignored like the nobody you are to me.
My friend shut it there and swallow your words. I understand that this rant is your shallow way of trying to save face anyway.


Progressive my black ass.
Politics › Re: Governor Samuel Ortom Orders Immediate Repair Of Collapsed Makurdi-lafia Road by DanseMacabre(m): 6:04pm On Sep 05, 2017
omenkalives how do you feel about yourself now?


Federal road indeed. After na you go dey form 'progressive'.
Business › Re: Tony Elumelu And His Twin Boys, Tony And Toby Pictured Together by DanseMacabre(m): 5:27pm On Sep 05, 2017
Nice one. If I talk say I wish say this man na my papa some fools go wan use me shine, so make I just maintain.
Christianity Etc › Re: Mbaka: "Igbos Will Lose More, No Hausa Or Yoruba Has Property In Igboland" by DanseMacabre(m): 4:52pm On Sep 05, 2017
Xda59:
If people of ebonyi are considered second class igbos today, won't they be considered as second class biafrans tomorrow?
And from where did you get the ludicrous notion that Ebonyians are considered second-class Igbo?
Christianity Etc › Re: Mbaka: "Igbos Will Lose More, No Hausa Or Yoruba Has Property In Igboland" by DanseMacabre(m): 4:43pm On Sep 05, 2017
RALPHOW:
AM 100% SURE YOU DON'T HAVE PROPERTIES IN KANO, KADUNA AND LAGOS. IF YOU DO, U WILL NEVER SUPPORT CREATION OF BIAFRA. OJUKWU NAIL BIAFRA LONG TIME AGO.
You don't sound coherent enough to hold a lucid debate with, no disrespeck.
Events › Re: CCSJ Holds Rally For Buhari In Abuja | Photos by DanseMacabre(m): 4:39pm On Sep 05, 2017
Lol. I don't know where they always get the Igbo figureheads to 'lead' all these senseless coalitions and rallies in support of tyranny.


That's how they went and got Daniel Kanu to 'lead' Youths Earnestly Ask for Abacha.


Clowns.
Education › Re: Fire Incident At Anchor University (Photos) by DanseMacabre(m): 4:21pm On Sep 05, 2017
Deeper Life sef get universityhuh
Crime › Re: Dog Thieves Caught, Flogged & Paraded Half Naked In Yenagoa (photos) by DanseMacabre(m): 4:03pm On Sep 05, 2017
A Izon!!!


Shameless boys. Una mates dey kidnap men wey matter, una dey thief common dog wey even be like ekuke.


If to say dem lynch una now, tell me wetin una go tell Oga Luci wey no go make am give una 'under bridge' for hellfire when mens dey collect duplex with penthouse.
Celebrities › Re: Floyd Heads Over To His Girls Collection Strip Club With Bundles Of $100 Notes by DanseMacabre(m): 3:58pm On Sep 05, 2017
Billyonaire:
Just $280K
Too small/
Kai bros wallahi as I dey so even $280 fit change my life o.
Celebrities › Re: Floyd Heads Over To His Girls Collection Strip Club With Bundles Of $100 Notes by DanseMacabre(m): 3:54pm On Sep 05, 2017
Appropriate photo caption should be 'Niggas Never Learn'.


I stand to be corrected though. He should MUST have investments he's holding close to himself. Even one billion dollars can be frittered away.


Sha, last last na him money. Him fit use am dey clean yansh if him like.
Christianity Etc › Re: Mbaka: "Igbos Will Lose More, No Hausa Or Yoruba Has Property In Igboland" by DanseMacabre(m): 3:32pm On Sep 05, 2017
989900:
[s]Ode, folks like u threaten with machete and amadioha for losing just N500.[/s]
Seen.
Romance › Re: A Nairalander Wants Hushpuppi To Confirm His Gucci Shirt by DanseMacabre(m): 1:19pm On Sep 05, 2017
ShyCypher:
No need confirmin' the Gucci. Let's confirm YOU.

You look so fake.
You are bleached.
You apply pink lips cream (which is a sign of inferiority complex)
I can tell your skin isn't fresh despite your filters, there is a hint of eczema below your lower lip.
Overall, you look scary my guy. I wouldn't like to run into you at night.

The only thin' I think you got right is the haircut. Looks trim.

Now to the Gucci shirt... It's fake.
That's obviously a normal 1500 shirt with a green and red material attached around the collar by Ibo boys.
Omo... This one don leave savagery enter barbarism o. The guy thief your money for dream?
Celebrities › Re: Daddy Freeze Freezes Our Minds With His ‘wild Thoughts’ On Beyonce by DanseMacabre(m): 12:49pm On Sep 05, 2017
maklelemakukula:
ma nigga grin
grin Sometimes the guy own dey too much.
Politics › Re: BREAKING: Nigeria 'officially' Out Of Recession! - NBS by DanseMacabre(m): 12:40pm On Sep 05, 2017
oladeebo:
tell your kulikuli seller to reduce the price, if refused, boycott her's and buy akara or robo in protest!
How much is it sold for in your 'hood?
Politics › Re: Nigerian Killed In India Over Biafra by DanseMacabre(m): 10:30am On Sep 05, 2017
Which kyn name be Nieskhohuh
Politics › Re: BREAKING: Nigeria 'officially' Out Of Recession! - NBS by DanseMacabre(m): 10:25am On Sep 05, 2017
Kai I don't think so o. I still bought kulikuli three for ten naira yesternight.
Education › Re: 17 historical Pictures Everyone Should See by DanseMacabre(m): 10:21am On Sep 05, 2017
The Kurt Cobain pic got me too. Who knew he'd be dead in less than/about a year?


As for the Iranian singers, Ayatollah Khomeini must be wearing a self-satisfied smirk in his grave. That revolution changed the Middle East.
Education › Re: 17 historical Pictures Everyone Should See by DanseMacabre(m): 10:14am On Sep 05, 2017
Wow. Quite entertaining and educating. I actually didn't know that that defiant German guy had a history.


Um, I'm sure I'm not the only one thinking that maybe xarm is related to explorers?
Science/Technology › Re: The 10 Most Dangerous Waters In The World by DanseMacabre(m): 9:59am On Sep 05, 2017
How come Sapele Water no dey this list?
Politics › Re: Am Coming 2 Your House In Abuja, Arrest Me &watch Nig Burn Down – Kanu Dares PMB by DanseMacabre(m): 9:50am On Sep 05, 2017
This Nnamdi Kanu guy don dey use style run pass Terry G o.


I'm beginning to believe there might be some credence to Ralph Uwazurike's assertion after all. This guy is turning this whole thing into a joke.
Celebrities › Re: Lil Wayne Hospitalized After Suffering Several Multiple Epileptic Seizure by DanseMacabre(m): 9:41am On Sep 05, 2017
fuckingAyaya:
na iguodo goko cleanser the cause seizure no be only tramadol
Okay, continue dey pop your Tramol. When e start you go think say na joke.

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