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callmeRichie:
lol your head dey dia I don't see any reason why she should know where he keeps the keys if truly he isn't comfortable with her.

And another thing, I think the girl isn't really sexually attractive to him ni, if not I'm sure this wouldn't have turned to a complain like this He would have been banging her for free

Lol

E get one proverb wey my UNN friend dey talk for office

E say: any water dey quench fire, even muddy water nah him dey quench fire pass

Interpretation: wen konji dey catch man, any toto go off the konji, in fact dirty one go quick off the fire pass

So no be say him no dey sexually attracted to her, he's probably a chicken heart like me

themanderon:
But the same US intervened in Libya, Iraq, Afghanistan and so on yet the heavens did not fall. What you should understand about international politics is that all these western super powers do have their own spheres of influence, that is the countries that they control and they usual do not interfere into another's sphere. In the case of Nigeria it is Britain that controls it so the US will not interfere. In the case of Libya there was a coalition of this same western powers and they overthrew and killed Ghadafi.
Jonathan lost favour with the British government and those guys planned with the Americans under Obama in conjunction with some Northern elements and he was removed. But people think it was their votes that counted. I remember reading an interview that was granted by one northern elite(forgotten his name) where he detailed the plans and how they implemented it to such perfection. An American fleet was even stationed at the gulf of Guinea awaiting any eventuality.
So you see in international politics nothing seems to be the way it is but when you look deeper you get the bigger picture of the plot.

Modified: You may Google the pact for the continuation of colonization in Africa. Its a document created by the French government and acceded to by their former colonies in Africa. Who knows the one Nigeria signed with British that has deliberately strangulated the growth of Nigeria while enriching the puppet leaders.

I'm not saying they can't intervene, my last Statement began with "on paper" and I guess I know what on paper means, I for one wish they would intervene but truthfully it's not the best way to go cos they would implement other agendas which could in turn lead to recolonizing or looting our national treasure and heritage


What we need in Nigeria is to stand up and fight for selves


Neighbor wey enter your house come save you from your father's abuse, nah the same neighbor go dictate wetin u go chop for night

I just coined this above proverb myself but I hope u get the picture of what it meant

HeavenlyBang:
I don't even think there's a non-4matic C300. In the W204 at least.

My own nah non- 4matic

Kyrx:
You're wicked oo, someone is already this low as a result of gambling, and you still dey encourage am, nothing is assured in gambling, but assurance dey for better hustling.

@Poster

You're already addicted to this, and honestly, you're the only one that can get yourself outta the mess, as schools never resume now, go dey learn one work/skill, either informal or digital one.

Lastly ba, I get one solution wey dey work Wella, genuinely make an oath with whatever you serves, and place a DEEP curse on yourself should you returned to gambling. It will restrict you till your mind is totally free of it.

Your last paragraph no go work at all, I don play 250k on top supposed sure game, I tell myself say I no go play again after the thing cut, I con play another time, as I played I pray to God say if e enter I no go ever paly for my life again still swear on top join, oga e no work, honestly i play from time to time

I'm not an addict sha, maybe once in a blue moon when person chop better money, me sef go say maybe luck go shine and it's usually with money I won't really be affected by

NB; I no be addict and it doesn't affect my finances at all, although that 250k affect my finances Sha, omo e pain me gan cos nah my salary wey I dey save

Totoscatter212:
17 year old boy who won millions in bet9ja is now building house its indeed a game of luck

You are evil aswear

roqrules04:
Can this Btc scam happen in Naija Like this sha? Nigerians are woke when it comes to their Btc oo.
So wizkid or 2face will ask me to send $1k Btc to receive $2k Btc back and I'll send it??Lol

Plenty Nigerians fit still fall for that scam ohh

If peeps can fall for MMM, nothing Dem no go fall for, some people still dey believe say nah media ruin MMM gan

Sarah20A:
why I nor go vex how person go dey call person leech because of food

I don't know why you are vexing ohh, but anyone who keeps coming to your house to eat always all in the name of "dedicated church worker" and even had audacity to open your door in your absence and takes food cos she knows where you keep the key is a LEECH

callmeRichie:
Don't be too around, make sure you find somewhere going at least for a week and don't tell her about it and don't drop your keys again. When she comes around couldn't find you and the key, e to dawn on her

He knows this, he is probably catching feelings and shy to knack her cos I see no reason why he would let her know where he keeps his key and come her to complain that he doesn't want her coming again to his place

Alexgman1:
we are devoted church workers. i cant try any rubbish. i no wan hear, "he tried to rape me"

If she was a dedicated church worker she would know what she's doing is wrong, she is just milking you and you are playing along because you are hoping kpekus go drop one day

If you were a dedicated church worker as well, you won't have considered having her kpekus which clearly you have already knacked her finish in your mind

Everybody nah scam, if you no want chop kpekus cos of dedicated church worker, stop making food available in your house, don't subscribe for DStv, dash your chess game out, be unavailable in your house, after one month, things should change

atheistandproud:
Abeg you suppose get one bottle and one olosho for this cold weather jare.

Lol

hotwax:
U don't understand politics at high-level.

Britain has been in alliance with Fulanis since independence. Britain are using Fulanis to hold Nigeria back.

They know the potential of Nigeria that it can be world power like USA. So they r intentionally undermining Nigeria using fulani thirst for domination.

USA wanted to come to our aid, but they saw the handwriting of their mother England. They back off.

You saw how Buhari was welcomed in Britain before 2015 in election. Some people don't understand the alliance between the Brits and Fulanis.

Left to america, na everyday predator drone will be raining hellfire missile on sambisa forest because America hate Islamic terrorist with passion especially Republicans.

It was Britain and Democrat Obama that created ISIS. You saw how Trump Republican came to dismantle it.

Remember how many times Islamic militant attached America new York during Obama. Can u see them trying shiiit with Trump?

You might not be far from the truth

It's obvious that there are "powers that be" that is purposely holding Nigeria back, if not all our heads of States/presidents can't just be heartless to not want to do something about the situation of the Nigerian economy

themanderon:
Sovereignty the monkeys ass. No Nation in Africa is sovereign. Not one as they are still operating under the very heavy yoke of their colonial masters.
Some people think that colonization in Africa has ended naaa, it only changed garments.

You would agree with me that on paper all recognized countries are sovereign, the exact reason why USA cannot intervene in broad day light, cos if they do, it means they are putting us under their colony / recolonizing us

So basically no one can meddle in our situation or help us as the case may be

That's why I said only we inside our country can help ourselves but we are not doing that, so we go dey suffer dey go till we get sense and act

Commonsense99:

When we tell them Nigerian army is compromised they call us names, what do you expect when the Fulani government rehabilitates their terrorist boys and give them official Nigerian army uniform? And daft people will still come out to defend this government and their open body language support for terrorism.

I really don't understand why the United States and other western world have not confronted Buhari, Buratai and their Fulani acolytes in this their atrocities, what other evidence are they waiting for? Why place $7 million bounty on Shekaus head when there are cast iron evidences that are implicating the Fulani authorities? I dare say that a closer interview of those disgruntled retired soldiers will give America all the info they need on Nigerian terrorism.

This is the reason why igbos lost hope in project Nigeria, on biafra we stand.

Sad as it is, the world powers can't intervene because Nigeria is a SOVEREIGNTY and that means she controls her own land and borders and no external can/should prevail

nah we wey dey inside go save ourselves

atheistandproud:
Barman bring Isiewu plus four hero bottles for Oga MrBrownJay1

I actually like all his responses to the toks guy, very meticulous

Most Nigerian women are just something else, love according to a Nigerian lady is who can give her money and once you don't succumb you are either stingy or you don't love them

That's why yahoo boys dey use their head renew jazz

They can render a successful man broke through their give me this give me that attitude, beggars everywhere

My own anthem is what I can't spend on a fellow padi, hell, no lady can collect it from me

atheistandproud:
Barman give this guy two cans of bullet. He's doing well.

Only 2 cans, abeg bar-man add 1 full pack of bullet for Mrbrownjay1

We go see who go spend money pass this night

Lol

One0Random0Girl:
Lmao! This news dey sweet me well well. I have a couple more ideas and they are free to try any of them!

Castrate them (the whole sexual organ and not just the testicles).

Burn their tongue with a very hot iron.

Roll their body on a floor filled with iron spikes.

Make them eat gravel and drink their own urine.

Pay no need to their cries. And, laugh at their sorrows, for they do not deserve to be called (wo)men.


(No need to tell me, I know my method of torture might not be effective enough. It's because of my kind and tender heart.)

Ur torture is not effective enough?

Hmmnn, I fear u ohh, hope when they call you to be the punisher, you go show up ohh

Telvin7:
Don't compare tecno to oppo .they are not in the same league .

Oppo flagship is even better than the Samsung Galaxy s20 ultra ..

I am not comparing, I'm asking for my own clarification because I don't seem to understand the hype

Same processor in Tecno and oppo but cousins said the oppo shouldn't be compared

Please on what grounds?

I use an oppo a1k which is probably the cheapest oppo as at when I bought it, I don't have Samsung or iPhone or Tecno

DavOnyi:
Helio P35 this and that. You can't compare the A31 with Redmi note 8; e beat am. User experience matters not some paper specifications. Please don't compare Oppo phones with Tecno and infinix. They are not mates at all.

Abeg how oppo take better pass Tecno

Shebi nah mediatek processor dey d 2 of them

Navyguy:
Oppo better pass Tecno 100 times ,�

People yab Tecno cos they use mediatek which is the same processor on some oppo especially these ones launched on this thread

So my question: why is oppo better than Tecno

FYI: I use oppo a1k as money no dey take buy iPhone 18 pro pro max

ODJ124:
I Hope the money will not be lotted..... it's a lifestyle in Nigeria...

You and I know tho money would be looted while the edifice becomes someone's personal property, we loose on both grounds sir

Plus it won't creat job for the common Nigerian

That is a sure thing

flyingdutchman:
Still dreaming. Sorry. Take your meds.

Don't mind them, he still claims it's media and impatience that killed mmm, the scamming owners were on the receiving end cashing out big time

conductor263:
Na LX570 una dey call "Lexus SUV" like say una no get respect?

Put some respect on the LX osiso. That's the most equipped SUV in the whole world not some overpriced Rolls Royce Cullinan that will off once it starts raining and water touches the underneath.

Wait, if rain pour or if water touch under the car go off
Rolls Royce

Oga lie small small ohh, it might be overpriced, heck, they no make am for erybody, nah exclusive car for people wey get like 1billion naira to throw 1year baby birthday bash and them no shake but for u to talk say e go off, I no gree that one at all

Local man cannot can abeg

tesppidd:
40 Million Dollar jewelry.

The jewellery includes
419 bangles,
315 rings,
304 earrings,
267 necklaces,
189 wristwatches,
174 earrings,
78 bracelets,
77 brooches and
74 pendants;

As well as luxury houses in Nigeria, United States and in the United Kingdom.




Above is the part that got to me.

Everyone is focussing on the secondary thieves and neglecting the primary 'thiefess'

Diezanni Allison Madueke.

No wonder you always hear wailers say "the level of corruption in the Buhari administration is the highest in history."

All in an attempt to blackmail and mask the heist that took place under Jonathan.

Only Jewelry ooh...

In today's naira, those jewelleries are worth 16billion naira plus

Seriously what is one human being doing with those jewelries nah
419 bangles, 315 rings, 304 earrings, so one one for each day in the year

seriously!!!!

The level of greed amongst this people is mind boggling to say the least

I never used to like wrist watches until I bought me a Samsung gear s for 10,000 (owner needed cash) then I later dashed somebody else and bought gear S2, then sold it after 2 years and bought gear S3 used for another 1 year plus till I broke it out of anger from another matter, the S3 was quite expensive but best of all was it met all my wrist watch needs so I used only one for over a year, changed straps to get new feel once in a while but I can't imagine owning 189 wristwatches nah, what's the point of all that plenty numbers of shít if not vanity

Normally I don't say vanity if someone has 10 cars in his compound but 419 bangles is just vanity upon vanity

flames01:
Buhari doesn't seem interested in anything good for the nation.

So 2000% true

I don't wish him well sha, his family would be run just the way he's running this country, he no go escape am at all

chinebu:
Very big sign for Mr President to know that keeping these service chiefs longer than necessary is bad for the nation

Does the president give a damn?

That's the thing you should be pondering

He just doesn't give a fück, he's probably blind, deaf and dumb and at worse brain dead

Or you think the army can't wipe out Boko Haram if they choose to, my popman fought in the Liberian war in 1993 or thereabout, it was something he could be proud of cos it was a just cause while he was remunerated quite well

Everything about this current Nigeria tire person aswear

lekki1444:
That guy is very good. my car drives like it was just made in the factory today. it glides down the road effortlessly. thanks to this mechanic guy. changed out my bad ignition coil, fuel pump, fuel filter, fixed my leaking AC and topped it off with freon, changed spark plugs, oil change and oil filter change, ait filter change aand air cabin filter change.. Now the car is brand new again. when i am driving down lekki epe expressway see as i dey dust everybody for road. Now the reason i had him change all those was cuz the car was parked for a year and not used so when i started to use it it was driving very rough. then i found the guy on nairaland and he turned the car new aagain. this guy will take your car apart into its component parts and put it together again expertly without missing a screw. i had to ask him where did you learn your skill ? he said he went to a mechanic school in osun state. i was impressed naija has many skilled people

Rare talent

irepnaija4eva:
Until we begin to take oat and swear infront of Amadioha, Ogun, Sango etc.

Looters will continue to loot in this useless country... Smh

No

Nah wen we start to dey kill looters, stone them in the streets, the rest head go straight

lekki1444:
https://www.nairaland.com/3620591/mobile-mechanic-lekki

Kk, a good mech is important

JunctionBox:
No be them borrow the money and still borrowing? Meanwhile, large chunk of the borrowed sum was diverted into private pockets.

That's the most annoying part, the fact that they diverted the borrowed funds to their personal use while the country wallows in poverty

IamPatriotic:
It's Obasanjo the information is about, not Osinbajo I wondered why there're so many people like you on nairaland.

I was actually trying to figure out what brought the VP into the matter until I saw ur post

The rush to be first to comment and urge for cheap likes

I hope the likes puts food on his table

lekki1444:
the brainwashed. colonial mentality. my mechanic schooled in osun state. that boy can fix cars better than all the mechanics i encountered in the USA and EUROPE

LOLZZZ COME TO THINK OF IT I GOT THE MECHANIC FROM NAIRALAND CAR SECTION

Wetin be the mechanic NL name